Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

Different from the sudden blizzard in St. Petersburg, the port city of Yokohama has a warm and humid climate with a suitable temperature.The young man who just came here from the ice and snow soon got used to the climate here.

It seems that everything that happened in the Armed Detective Agency was just a farce.

"Sigma" who left the detective agency did not remove the disguise of his character in the first place.He strolled on the street corners of this port city, enjoying the scenery of this port city, and at the same time, there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

On his shoulder lay a black milk cat about three months old, its hair was as black as ink, only the pair of iris eyes with pupils constricted under the sun had different colors.

Such a weird combination has attracted the attention of countless passers-by, but the young man with exaggerated appearance like the lead singer of a band seems to have long been used to walking in the eyes of the crowd.

The milk cat was extremely well-behaved, clutching his shoulders tightly, but its tough nails did not penetrate the clothes, but barely fixed itself.Just like this, she rubbed against the young man's ear with the flamboyant earrings, and let out bursts of coquettish meows.

"Meow meow, meow, meow~"

No matter how you look at it, he is a real cat, and his acting skills in this aspect are deeply passed down by Mr. Natsume.

Shuji Tsushima, who was successfully turned into a cat by the supernatural power after disabling the immune mode of the administrator, could not even speak human language in this state.

He tried his best to stand firm on his lover's shoulders, and retracted his untrimmed claws into the pads.Just like that, he slowly stretched out the cat's paw, and gently patted "Sigma" on the cheek.

The young man raised his hand, rubbed the head of the briquette, and nodded in response: "Well, that's right, Osamu Dazai has already begun to suspect."

"Meow?"

The black cat raised its head, as if it didn't understand what the two-legged beast was talking to itself, and stared at the two-legged beast tightly with its gentle, iris-colored eyes.

After all, today is a working day, and there is no time to rest after get off work. There are only scattered pedestrians on the street.

With no passers-by within a few meters around him, even if the young man with half-color hair spoke to the milk cat with a normal volume, no one would hear what he was saying.

"Of course it's about my relationship with Pandora's Actor." After hearing another meow from his lover, Fyodor, who was wearing a Sigma appearance, continued to speak incomprehensible words.

"I've made my relationship with Pandora so obvious. After I got the pet black cat he gave me, I arranged to go to the coffee shop under the branch building through the back door."

The young man's indifferent tone that didn't match his temperament paused for a while, and he waited by the traffic light on the way back to the apartment, whispering softly, "It probably won't take long to figure out that Sigma is actually Pandora's relative. .”

His opening in the Armed Detective Agency was obvious.

Taking advantage of Edogawa's absence, using his own black cat to approach Fyodor of the detective agency, he can slowly but steadily draw out the two people's character design for Sigma in the script.

The pet cat that was given by Pandora's Actor himself, can have close contact with the transcendent, but it is not a high-level employee of Melles.After that, Sigma's so-called new job was the coffee shop on the first floor of Melles' Yokohama branch building.

No one would believe that he was not taken care of by Pandora.

On the other hand, Shuji Tsushima went to attack Osamu Dazai as a milk cat, which is not a ridiculous reason why it is difficult for two Osamu Dazai to coexist peacefully.

Disqualification in the world is an absolute anti-supernatural ability, and there has never been an exception for so many years.The rare black cat that voluntarily clings to Fukuzawa Yukichi has not changed in any way after contact with Osamu Dazai, which confirms that it is a real cat.

After all, the existence of administrators is completely beyond the knowledge level of game characters.

If we say that every day in the future, the milk cat who is very similar to Osamu Dazai will go to the detective agency to check in, and take the seat of a bandage who is late and leaves early every day as his own.As its owner, Sigma will definitely go to the detective agency after get off work to find his pet that is not worrying.

In this way, Fyodor, who bears the identity of Sigma, can justifiably approach the detective agency to facilitate subsequent script arrangements.

"woo meow~"

The black milk cat, who was pretending to be stupid, yawned, and responded in a language that only cats can understand.

He combed the hair of his body according to the instinct of a creature like a cat, and soon ate a mouthful of hair because of the barb on his tongue.The black cat couldn't bear the feeling of foreign objects entering its mouth, and began to shake its head frantically.

Fyodor, who has been together for nearly 30 years, has already developed an immunity to his lover's deliberate cuteness.

He took that brief cat meow as a conversation between Shuji Tsushima and himself, and there was no perfunctory meaning in his tone, "Yes, it's up to you to become the mascot of the Armed Detective Agency as soon as possible." .”

"Meow meow, meow, meow?"

The milk cat tilted its head again, let out a long series of meows that seemed to have no pattern, and began to play with each other's hair.

"At this point in time, Little Tiger should be kicked out of the orphanage soon. The orphanage is located in Yokosuka City, about 30 kilometers away from Yokohama, and he wandered around for half a month before being found by Osamu Dazai..." Fyodor covered his mouth thoughtfully, "There were quite a few detours along the way."

This weird conversation finally stopped.

There was an extremely weak wave of abilities coming from the shoulder, but the black cat didn't change in any way in terms of appearance, it still had the affectionate look of that furry person.

Shuji Tsushima, who returned to the normal mode of the administrator, successfully lifted the effect of the ability.It's just that in order to prevent a sudden change of life on the street, the moment he returned to the normal mode, he immediately used the mimicry ability to fix his appearance on the appearance of a black cat.

In terms of appearance, there is no difference between the two states, except that he can completely use human language now.

"No, I mean, Fedya, how on earth do you understand what I'm talking about?"

Shuji Tsushima, who looked like a black cat, sighed, put his wet nose to his lover's ear, and murmured in a low voice.

As if feeling something was missing from his appearance, the pitch-black milk cat shook his head.In the next second, a cat appeared on top of his head wearing a well-fitting military cap, and even a small tie hung around his neck.

Except that the facial features and coat color are not the same as those of Pandora who turned into a cat in the original work, the rest of the content is perfectly reproduced, and even the escaped character is exactly the same.

Fyodor directly pinched the nape of the milk cat's fate, hugged it in his arms, and stretched out a finger for someone who is idle and bored to bite and play, and explained calmly: "According to Convert the frequency of your meowing into a password, and then match the password to the words in the original manga one by one, do you still need to ask me for such a simple thing?"

This improvised encryption mode is the most common usage for the two directors.This aspect can be easily deciphered without much thought.

"No, no, Fei Jia, you should say that."

A certain bandage spirit curled up in the lover's arms flicked its tail, and then even controlled this part of the body that was not usually there, dexterously wrapped around the other's arm, the intimacy was beyond words.

Shuji Tsushima took a deep breath, lowered his voice as much as possible, and managed to speak the words that humans can only speak with the cat's vocal chords, "I feel like I can understand the language of cats, how annoying."

"I'm not the king of bones, so there's no need to say that line, right?" Fyodor's expression didn't change at all. He casually pinched his lover's pink and tender flesh pad covered with black fluff, and rubbed it gently. two.

The milk cat whimpered and closed its eyes, not expressing any opinion about it, but continued to nest in the lover's arms quietly and obediently.

The words of Shuji Tsushima are the lines that appeared in the original image of his administrator account.

Pandora's Actor in the bonus was asked to change into a cat, and even speaking must be replaced by "meow".However, in this case, Ainz, the creator of Pandora, could still understand what the other party was saying, hence the exclamation.

Fyodor felt no fondness for such creatures as cats.But the real identity of the black cat in his arms is his boyfriend who has maintained a stable relationship with him for at least ten years. Considering this relationship, the young man still has some subtle thoughts.

For example, grab the milk cat's armpit, then bury your face on its soft belly, and take a deep breath regardless of the other party's struggle.But if it was Shuji Tsushima, he would probably show his belly generously, without any shyness at all.

It is his greatest pleasure to see the Majin show an emotional side that only ordinary humans can have.

"In short, the following days should be very easy, and it is a good pleasure to be able to return to work at Poirot Coffee Shop again."

A certain director with the appearance of his own son did not really implement a series of ideas in his mind.

The current stronghold of the three is not far from the Armed Detective Agency.Even counting the time spent waiting for traffic lights on the way, the one-way trip is only about 10 minutes.

The young man holding the black cat quickly returned to the high-end apartment.He casually combed the soft hair on the black cat's belly, stepped into the elevator under the watchful eyes of the guard at the entrance of the apartment, swiped his card and pressed the button for the top floor.

There is no sound from the monitoring inside the elevator.

Shuji Tsushima lazily played with his cat-like paws, watching the process of the extremely sharp nails protruding and retracting from the pads, and asked casually, "Are you going to leave the old you just like that?"

In the next script, Sigma will be assigned to work in Café Poirot as a pastry chef.And the self who became a black cat would wander to the detective agency every day, and after a day's meal, he would be carried home by Sigma who was off work.

As a result, Mr. Demon, who has become a giant mouse, can only shrink in the apartment alone as a mouse, unable to even get out of the door.

It's pathetic just to hear it.

"Since it has become like this, the only way to get rid of it is to be disqualified from the world."

He didn't have any sympathy for what happened to him in the past, Fyodor seriously thought about all possible ways out for the other party, and the light gray eyes that had been changed by supernatural powers showed extremely serious emotions.

If he wanted to get out of the current predicament as soon as possible, he could only seek help from Osamu Dazai.

"It's impossible for the devil to expose himself for such a stupid thing, and the mouse's body size is just right for him to type on the keyboard. It's only been a month, and Renren has passed." The young man shrugged, and there was no conscience in his words and deeds.

He carried the extremely clingy black milk cat into the corridor on the highest floor, and stopped at the door for a while.

According to the style of this apartment, there should have been two families on the highest floor.However, when they were preparing the stronghold, they bought both sides together, and after the decoration was completed, it became an extremely luxurious large room.In addition to the necessary study and bedroom, all kinds of entertainment facilities are available.

The only thing to worry about now is how Mr. Demon can reach the doorknob smoothly and live in this house without any hindrance.

The small dots representing the characters on the small map are constantly flashing, switching back and forth between red and yellow, showing that the devil is busy in the study room where the computer is installed.

Fyodor paused for a long time when he was about to open the door, and he still refused to put the card in the sensing area. A vague smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Guess what he is doing now?"

"It's been so long, and it's time to finish the shower. I'm probably setting up data in front of the computer prepared in the study." Shuji Tsushima, who looks like a black milk cat, tilted his head, and the pure white beard on both sides kept shaking, "Are you going to How to do it?"

Today Fyodor has become the overlord of the family, and in the script mode, the other two members can only let him rub the ball.

There is only a three-month-old milk cat and a big mouse weighing five kilograms. No matter how serious they are, they are not a match for a grown man at all.

He didn't have much interest in himself who persecuted the past, but after all, Fyodor had been with his black mud spirit for a long time, and his words and deeds were inevitably contaminated with some of the other's habits.

He is completely from the perspective of goodwill, thinking about the devil who can only survive in the form of a mouse at present, but the implementation of this goodwill may cause the opposite effect.

"The body is so poor, it's not good to expose it to the air when it's wet, so put him in the drying box."

"Wow, so ruthless." Shuji Tsushima, who looked like a milk cat, was stunned when he saw his lover's words decided the fate of the demon, and his kitten-colored cat eyes widened unconsciously.

This operation was so ruthless that even he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

I don't know how the devil will feel about this.

Seeing that his lover was almost in a relaxed mood, the Russian youth who hadn't opened the door for a long time rubbed the wet tip of his nose, and asked in a soft voice, "Are you still afraid?"

"It's hard to say this kind of thing..." The black milk cat slowly shook its head, "But the current body is a mimic after all, it should not have the habit of a cat, and it won't feel scared when it sees Tuo Si."

In the original script, Pandora's Actor, who also turned into an animal, would be scared away because of instinct, and Sigma, who was following him, would take advantage of the opportunity to contact the Armed Detective Agency.

It's just that this scene is too realistic. Shuji Tsushima, who was revenged by his lover and turned into a milk cat, was really scared by the Chernobyl version of the big mouse, and was driven by instinct to escape here.I don't know whether the similar situation can be alleviated when the two meet for the second time in this state.

The Russian youth who got the answer from his lover restrained his normal aura and turned back to the ordinary person who was caught between two colleagues and was so flustered that he didn't know what to do.

He slowly closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, there was a little uneasiness in his light gray eyes, which was quite different from the feeling that the devil brought to people.

"Mr. Fyodor? We're back."

Because of running around all the way, the disheveled young man returned to the apartment where he left.He patted the black cat fur that was stained on his body, put down the vigilant milk cat in his arms, followed the long trail of water in the corridor, and found the big mouse that was pawing on the computer desk.

The mouse with wet hair was trembling imperceptibly, and there were even some drops of water hanging from the end of its beard.It tapped on the keyboard with difficulty with its front paws, leaving puddles of water on the table from time to time, and there was a serious atmosphere around it.

The towels in the bathroom were all placed on high shelves, and with his current body shape, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't reach them. Even the doors of several bedrooms were closed, making it difficult for him to find something to keep him warm.

As a last resort, the demon who struggled to climb out of the bathtub could only drag his uncontrollable slender tail all the way to the study with wet hair, trying to return to his own work.

"Mr. Fyodor . . . this is not acceptable!"

Fyodor, who plays Sigma, has a worried expression on his face.He ran forward in two or three steps, picked up the cold big mouse, and brought him back to the bathroom.

"It's easy to catch a cold with wet fur, and the pet hospital's treatment conditions for mice are not very good. If you go on like this, if you get sick, you will have no way to find a suitable veterinarian for treatment!"

The young man looked anxious. He plugged in the pet dryer that had been prepared in the apartment, and made a gesture to stuff the other person into it.

"So please, just take it as an offense, at least it's better to dry the hair on your body."

"..."

The big rat flopped twice in vain. It was already shivering from the cold because the hair on its body was completely wet. After being held up by the young man's front paws under the armpit, it let out a weak "squeak" sound in the air.

The black cat who appeared at the door of the bathroom at some time saw this scene, and let out bursts of strange laughter very unconscionably, and the gloating was too obvious.

The milk cat walked to the dryer with graceful steps, and stared at the mouse locked in it with a cold breath.After that, he straightened up arrogantly, and put the pink and tender pads of his front paws on the transparent outer door, as if preparing to watch a good show.

However, in the next second, it was picked up by the only young man who survived the disaster and put it in the cleaned bathtub.

"Mr. Actor, it's time for you to take a shower too."

Suppressing a smile, Fyodor raised his mouth slightly, held his lover's back neck, and turned on the bathtub faucet without any explanation, "The ground outside the house is so dirty, you've been running for so long, even though your hair is black, But it still needs a little washing."

"Mi woo──"

"It cannot be refused."

Seeing that his hair was getting soaked gradually, Shuji Tsushima, who did not stimulate the cat's instinct in the mimicry mode, simply imitated what he had seen in the video before, and made a cry similar to a baby crying.

After all, most cats will make such miserable howls when they are forced to take a bath by their owners.

In view of the fact that Mr. Demon, who was locked in the drying box, could not see the scene in the bathtub, a certain bandage man stopped his acting behavior after howling a few words indiscriminately.

The warm water in the bathtub gradually submerged his neck, and the soft black long hair spread out in the water.Shuji Tsushima flapped his paws in a good mood, swimming back and forth in the oversized jacuzzi, making a faint meow from time to time.

This is quite comfortable.

On the other side, the extremely quiet big mouse lying in the drying box turned around irritably, obviously very dissatisfied with the current situation.

Fyodor, who watched this scene, suppressed his facial expressions, and raised his voice to comfort the other party as if he was afraid that the other party would not hear clearly: "Mr. Fyodor, please stay here for a while. The voice is a little It's big, but it's a good choice if you want to dry your hair."

As a director, he is not afraid of being hated by himself in the past.

The reason is also very simple. Before the plan of the five declines of heaven and man is achieved, both Sigma and Pandora's Actor are indispensable tools in the plan of the demon Fyodor.

Before his purpose is achieved, the devil will not be stupid enough to destroy two extremely useful pieces by himself.

What's more, according to the current situation, if the three of them want to survive smoothly, they must rely on Sigma's care.But it was a month, and he could still bear it.

"Meow~poof——"

Shuji Tsushima, who swam to the edge of the bathtub at some point, apparently also noticed the movement of the demon.He let out a mocking cry from the body of the milk cat, and then he slid back into the bathtub because he failed to grab the edge of the bathtub, and successfully choked on the water.

"Mr. Actor... Please don't move around, it's too rude!"

No matter how anxious the young man with overly avant-garde hair color was, Fyodor's eyes were still filled with the emotion of wanting to strike without the demon watching.

He casually picked up a new towel from the shelf beside him, wrapped the sneezing kitten in it, and rubbed it back and forth twice.

"I'm really sorry, Mr. Fyodor, Mr. Actor."

Fyodor's tone was full of apology, he lowered his head at an angle that the demon could not see, the tip of his nose touched the black cat's pink nose, and said with a smile: "I am not very familiar with the layout here, no Know where else to find another dryer, just couldn't find a hair dryer in the drawer..."

"Meow──!!" Shuji Tsushima suddenly felt the malice from his lover.

The milk cat was struggling, but the administrator account of the other party was also turned into immune mode, and this weak scratching attack could not cause any harm to him.

The door of the dryer was opened, and the black cat with its fur clinging to its skin was stuffed into it, next to the big mouse who was obviously in a bad mood.

Fyodor with the face of Sigma squatted down, his expression seemed to be extremely concerned, and he clasped his hands together in an apologetic gesture.

"I can only feel sorry for you. There is a lot of space in the dryer, so it's okay to squeeze in?"