Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

[Private chat with "Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit"]

Humanoid bandage essence: Feijia, Fei Jiah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

Kind Russian rice ball: I am here.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: You definitely did it on purpose! [ Loudly pressing. jpg]

Kind Russian rice balls: How do you feel when you see such a big mouse?

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: How should I put it, it stands to reason that cats should be the natural enemies of mice.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: But such a big mouse, the cat's instinct scares me. [The cat trembles. jpg]

Kind Russian rice ball: I thought your acting skills are so good that you can control yourself to blow up in a cat state.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Although I really don't want to admit it, I was really scared.

Human-shaped self-propelled bandage essence: If I knew it, I would have made it smaller. Such a big Tuosi can barely be called cute in human form, and it feels good to hold it to sleep on the plane. [Cat sobbing. jpg]

Human-shaped self-propelled bandage essence: But now it has become a cat, or this kind of three-month-old milk cat, and it came out in an instant due to its poor shape.

Kind Russian rice ball: Do you have to use black cat emoticons for chatting now? [Maomao is wronged. jpg]

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Because I am a kitten, the cutest kitten in the world!All human beings should be my slaves!

Kind Russian Rice Ball: Well, yes, you are right.

Well-meaning Russian rice balls: that means no more rats.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: It was just an accident, it was a cat's instinct, and it had nothing to do with me.

Kind Russian rice ball: No matter how small the devil is, the efficiency of using a computer keyboard at his size can be mentioned.A little smaller, do you really plan to let the demons go on strike for a month?

Human-shaped self-propelled bandage spirit: Well... from the standpoint of the detective agency, this is a great thing.

Well-meaning Russian Rice Ball: But you are now a member of the Five Bad Peoples.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: So, things didn't go too far. By the way, let him monitor us less during this time.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage essence: This body is so inconvenient, it was originally intended to be a normal-sized cat.Now that it has become like this, its mobility has dropped a lot.

Well-meaning Russian rice ball: Is that right, anyway, as long as it has the appearance of a cat, age doesn’t matter, right?

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: You are simply revenge.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: I just drove a car back and forth, as for it!

Well-meaning Russian rice ball: As for, you dare to drive like this without a driver's license, which makes me feel that my life is threatened. [Mr. Tuo's gaze. jpg]

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: I have a driver's license!I passed the exam!

Well-intentioned Russian rice balls: Then it was revoked that day.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: I don't care, at least the scientific test has passed. 【snort. jpg]

Well-meaning Russian rice ball: Don’t think about it, don’t think about touching the steering wheel again when I’m here, this time it’s just a plot need, it’s just a special situation.

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The black long-haired milk cat is galloping on the busy street. It is like a mass of black briquettes, dexterously shuttles through the gaps under the feet of passers-by, and easily throws away the young man who is chasing after him.

Shuji Tsushima's escape was not a temporary idea, and even his being turned into a cat was arranged in advance.

For today's scene, he used his administrator account's mimicry ability to practice a lot before, and he got used to using the cat's body movement early on.

There was only one accident, and that was his size, which was a bit smaller than planned.

The milk cat, who was frightened by the new member of the family, the Chernobyl version of the big mouse, fled in a panic from the luxurious apartment he had just entered.Taking advantage of the gap where the door could not be closed, he left the building along the fire escape.

He ran all the way, and on the small map that only he could see, a certain yellow dot marked in advance was getting closer and closer.

After the meat pad struggled over a wall that was too high for the milk cat, the black cat stopped and bumped into a certain swordsman who had heard the rustle in advance.

Shuji Tsushima made a cautious and vigilant posture, and his kite-colored eyes were fixed on the front.Facing the silver-haired middle-aged man who took out dried fish from his pocket, he hesitated and took two steps forward.After sniffing the dried fish, he showed a satisfied look, and opened his mouth to catch it in a very dignified way.

He could feel the rare joy hidden under Fukuzawa Yukichi's serious expression.

It seems that the president is really annoying cats usually, and there is no chance to get close to him.

"Meow--"

Shuji Tsushima, who doesn't like small dried fish very much, swallowed the dried fish whole, and under the caress of the middle-aged man with a serious expression, he purred instinctively when a cat feels comfortable.

He blinked, and poked his furry head forward, as if expecting the other party to continue to take out the small dried fish from his pocket.

Unlike ordinary stray cats, the black cat seemed to have lost all vigilance, and even made a gesture of wanting to be hugged, and took the initiative to rub against the man in the kimono who was a little awkward in his movements.

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who has never met a cat that actively sticks to him, has carried the small fish with him for several years, and finally successfully fed it today, picked up the milk cat, and asked in an unbelievable tone: "Do you want to come with me?" ?”

He knew that it was impossible for the cat to answer anything, but the surprise came without warning. Under such circumstances, it was difficult to hold back his behavior, and he tried to talk to the cat as always.

The black long-haired cat is very well-behaved, all its sharp claws are perfectly contained in the pads, and it will not cause any harm to people.

Facing the man's inquiry, it didn't make any humane moves, but let out an extremely delicate cry.Afterwards, he took the initiative to turn over in the opponent's arms, revealing his belly which felt very good.

After all, Shuji Tsushima is the best at acting like a baby.

Meanwhile, on the other side of a road.Sigma, who followed the milk cat all the way into the city, finally ran out of physical strength that belongs to the range of normal people.

He leaned over while waiting for a traffic light, panting for breath while propping his knee on one hand.The long hair that was too individual fell down, attracting the eyes of countless passers-by, but at this moment the young man had no time to take care of it.

The terrifying thing about the supernatural ability that can turn humans into animals is that the person who is turned into an animal will be affected by the species, whether it is physical fitness or habits, and cannot use it if they originally have superhuman abilities.

That is to say, Pandora's Actor who has been turned into a milk cat, no matter how strong he was before, is really no different from ordinary cat cubs in this state, and may die if he encounters a malicious person .

As the culprit, I couldn't ignore it.In a panic, he left another colleague who was turned into an animal, and took the lead in considering the safety of Pandora.

A mouse that big shouldn't be drowned in the bathtub.

Of course, this is only what is revealed on the surface.

A certain director who wears the appearance of his own son is not as tired as he shows.The administrator's physical fitness is unmatched by ordinary people, and because of this, he will not feel any discomfort after chasing the bandaged spirit for three full blocks.

The so-called tired to death is just an acting effect.

As the types of roles played increase, the difficulty also increases proportionally, and Fyodor, who has been honed, has also made a qualitative leap in his acting skills.

What's more, now that he's not putting on his own face, he can let go of his restraint appropriately.As long as he is not allowed to continue to act in scenes that are too explicit, the small scenes in ordinary moments are generally fine.

He pretended to be out of breath, brushed away the sticky strands of hair on the side of his face, and called out to the black cat who was hugged by a man in kimono across the street with difficulty.

"Mr. Actor, please don't run around, it's dangerous outside!"

The whizzing cars covered his voice, thanks to my good eyesight, I could see the black cat flicking its tail in distaste after hearing the call.Other than that, he didn't respond at all, and let the strange silver-haired man lead him away.

Sigma's expression was a little stiff, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly, with a very dazed expression.

"Mr. Actor?" The young man opened his mouth in vain, murmured the name of the other party, and froze in place for a while.

On the plane from St. Petersburg to Japan, he had heard the other party explain the details of this superpower in detail, and confirmed the memory of when he was transformed into an animal and would embrace a human being.It seems that something is completely dominated by the instinct of animals, so it forgets its original identity. This should not have happened.

Then Pandora's Actor's behavior probably has his own plan.

The traffic light at the crosswalk began to flash, and after a few seconds, it finally turned green for pedestrians to pass through.

Sigma forcibly endured her anxiety, and gritted her teeth to catch up.Not long after, he saw the silver-haired man in a kimono enter an old reddish-brown brick building.

Fortunately, the five-story building had an elevator inside.The young man stayed at the elevator door for a while, successfully confirming the floor the other party arrived at, and then came to the same floor with a restless expression on his face.

The most conspicuous door in the corridor has the name plate of Armed Detective Agency on it.

"Sorry for the interruption... May I ask if there is a silver-haired man in a kimono here?" Sigma took a deep breath without hesitation. After smoothing out his slightly messy hair, he pushed open the door.

"Probably a gray-green kimono with a black haori on the outside."

As if realizing that his explanation was too succinct, he quickly added a lot of details.

The aura displayed by the youth is too harmless, compared with ordinary people who don't understand supernatural powers at all.However, for the members of the detective agency, the act of looking for their president under unknown circumstances still made everyone present vigilant.

Kunikida Doppo, who was very serious about his work, stood up first. He pushed his glasses, walked towards the young man who had not dared to move for a long time at the door, and asked in a slightly serious tone, "What can you do with him?"

Before the other party expressed his intention to come, he would not reveal the identity of Yukichi Fukuzawa, which made Sigma feel a little oppressed.

The young man took two steps back unnaturally, his expression slightly disturbed.

Before coming to Yokohama, the unreliable colleague did not give him any homework.Because of this, Sigma had no idea that the so-called Armed Detective Agency was actually a legal organization of supernatural beings in Yokohama.

It's about Pandora's Actor who became a milk cat due to his own inadvertent actions. The young man with half-color hair thinks he should be responsible. After taking a deep breath, he explained: "It's like this, my cat just ran away. , I saw it seemed to be carried away by such a man when I was across the road just now, so I chased it all the way here..."

"Cat?" Kunikida Doppo who was standing in front of him asked in confusion.

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who had just finished meeting with a high-ranking official, did return to the detective agency not long ago.It's just that the president didn't react in any other way. On the surface, he looked the same as usual, and he didn't hear any meowing.

Although some things are inconvenient to say on the bright side, as members of the Armed Detective Agency, almost all of them are aware of their president's cat-hating physique, and choose to pretend not to know about it.

In the past few years, without exception, it is absolutely impossible for any cat to take the initiative to approach each other.

"Then it shouldn't be the president, it's a cat after all." Akiko Yosano, who was sorting out the documents, noticed the conversation between the two at the door, and replied casually.

However, in the next second, the corridor door leading to the president's office was pushed open a gap.A black coal ball appeared, and after a run-up for a certain distance, it easily jumped onto the desks of the commune members.

"Wow, Mr. Actor, please calm down!" Seeing that the milk cat was not in the right state, Sigma shouted. He wanted to rush to him in a very short time, but he couldn't compare to the other party. speed.

"Meow──!!"

The milk cat let out a shrill scream, as if it couldn't stop because the table was too slippery. After crossing Kunikida's desk, it directly bumped into the face of Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the desk and slacking off.

For a moment, Kunikida Doppo's desk was lined up neatly with documents, because of the actions of the black cat who suddenly went crazy, scattered all over the place.

"Ah, it hurts."

Osamu Dazai, who was hit in the face, cried out in pain.

"Please don't make trouble anymore, I will have a headache!" Realizing that the other party had caused trouble, Sigma quickly ran to Osamu Dazai.He stretched out his hand, trying to hug back the black cat that was holding on to the other person's hair, while apologizing hastily.

"I'm really sorry, this kid was scared by the new pet at home, and I just didn't close the door, so I let him run all the way here, I'm really sorry!"

Osamu Dazai, who was suddenly slapped in the face by the black cat and had a scalp pain from being caught, did not react.

His gaze met the black cat, and then he shifted his gaze to the young man who kept apologizing, and there was a trace of undetectable strange emotion in his heart.

Something is not quite right.

The exaggerated hair color of the other party was not dyed the day after tomorrow. This can be judged based on the state of the hair roots he observed when he bowed his head to apologize.And looking at the race of the other party, his gray eyes and the condition of his skin, it can be determined that the other party has just returned from a colder place not long ago...

Should be Russia.

If Mr. Ranpo hadn't been on a business trip, he should be able to see more information.But based on the current information alone, it is difficult to judge what is hidden behind the other party.

Osamu Dazai did not ignore the strangeness that flashed in the depths of his heart.

Due to some subtle factors, he was indeed extremely wary of Russians appearing in the armed detective agency.

Because it is hard to say that all this is not a trap of that devil.At that moment, the feeling that the young man in front of him gave him was very similar to that mouse that came from the ice and snow.

On the other hand, Fyodor, who played the role of Sigma, didn't feel much about repeating the sentence of apology to the original Osamu Dazai several times.

He knew that even if his acting skills improved, he couldn't be as perfect as his bandage master.Osamu Dazai may have noticed some auras that can only be felt among the same kind.

As early as when they arranged their respective scripts, they already knew everything that would happen today.

Same as plan.

At the moment when the member's office was extremely chaotic because of a certain black cat, Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was content to pet the cat in the president's room, followed the black cat that suddenly ran outside with a serious expression on his face.

"President."

Doppo Kunikida, who was almost mad because of being tossed about by the black cat because of the papers on the table, bowed slightly when he saw this scene, maintaining his respect as a disciple.

He can clean up the files again. After all, the other party is a cat, so it is impossible to do it intentionally.

The black cat, which was originally held under the armpit by Fyodor's core version of Sigma, suddenly jumped up.Having successfully landed, he shook his head, walked to Fukuzawa Yukichi's feet with light steps, and rubbed the other's ankle very intimately.

Tanizaki Junichiro, who witnessed the scene in front of him, couldn't help sighing: "It's so strange that there are cats that can't hide from the president."

The young man in a camel-colored windbreaker rubbed his curly hair scratched by the cat. On the surface, he looked very normal, and his tone seemed to be whispering something quite casually.

"Actor, actor, this cat's name is the same as the leader of Melas."

After the root world is patched, Pandora's Actor's identity here is just like in the script, and he is the only transcendent exposed in the world.

For a person with supernatural powers in Yokohama, anything related to the other party is worthy of attention.

"Meow--"

Shuji Tsushima, who was being happy as a cat, responded to his past questions with a drawn out voice.

It is indeed difficult for the two Osamu Dazai to coexist peacefully together, but it doesn't matter, because now he is a cat, even the species is different.

Not surprised that the other party would turn his thinking to this direction, Fyodor pursed his lips, tried to make his facial expression awkward, and said hesitantly: "I think that is probably because its original owner is Mister Pandora..."

Without the threat of Edogawa Ranpo's reasoning ability, and with Dazai Osamu in the Armed Detective Agency, the current scene is the most suitable environment for them to develop the script.

No matter how much Osamu Dazai guessed, it would be difficult to equate Sigma with Fyodor in a short period of time.

Because of this sudden farce, normal paperwork could not proceed.Yosano Akiko, who was watching the play casually, put down her work for the time being, and turned her head to look at the black cat who was constantly acting coquettishly, "Could it be said that it is the cat of Chief Meles? It has a lot to do with it. "

After all, Mellors has long been tossed by the two directors into a large company with industries all over the world. Unless all governments in the world work together to eradicate him, he will never fall easily.

The most important point is that Meles is a completely white force, and as the leader, Pandora's Actor holds the license to open the ability in Europe.However, the company under his command did not have any supernatural activities, and quietly made money through normal methods, as if that precious license was just waste paper.

Unexpectedly, the cat that was attached to their president would be the pet of that transcendent.

"But you said it was originally, isn't it now?"

Kunikida's Dubu glasses, which caught the key point, reflect light slightly, implicating the transcendent who is well-known among the supernatural beings, so he has to raise the highest vigilance.

After all, they are an armed detective agency, and their usual work will deal with many gray incidents that the government cannot handle.Naturally, he has fully understood the relevant information about this kind of people with supernatural powers who are closely monitored by countries all over the world.

Pandora's Actor, for the past ten years, seems to be very peaceful, as if he is just a company boss who lives with his money, but he can't cover up his extremely bad behavior back then.

During the power war that year, that man severely cheated the European government.After obtaining a license to open a supernatural power and some important experimental data, he was later exposed to the inside story of his connection with the "Seven Betrayers".

Once you think about this matter, you will find that the power war is under the control of Pandora from the beginning to the end.However, no one knows the purpose of the man until now, which makes people feel chilling.

Sensing the subtlety of the atmosphere, facing Kunikida's questioning, the young man with lavender and white hair nodded slowly, "Well... this child was discarded."

This young man of unknown origin is not Japanese, but he speaks extremely fluent Japanese, so standard that he does not have any accent of Europeans learning Japanese.

Fyodor, who had successfully entered the play, slowly lowered his head, with a complex expression on his face, "That's not accurate, it's just that Mr. Pandora has lost interest, and he got a new pet not long ago, so he put This child was given to me."

When facing the Armed Detective Agency, he and Shuji Tsushima used completely different scripts.

The two of them will stay in this world for a short time, and they only need to wait until the halfway of the Five Declines of Heaven and Man, and then they can start their plan for the second and fifth sons to betray the water.

In other words, for the completely different scripts of the two parties, it only needs to be concealed for half a year.

In this superficial story, the experience of the milk cat is too tragic.As Pandora's Actor's pet, it had been favored for less than a month before the owner found a new love, and mercilessly abandoned it and gave it to his subordinates.

That's right, Xinhuan is a ten-pound mouse caught from Chernobyl.

Perhaps it was because the young man was not in good spirits. The light gray eyes that looked at the milk cat showed emotions that made people feel chest tight, and the atmosphere in the detective agency was quite stiff for a while.

This development was totally unexpected.

Watching the black milk cat rubbing against the president, he sighed with Yosano Akiko, and took the lead in breaking the silence in the room, "As the master, this is really too much."

Under normal circumstances, even if people with rich assets lose patience with their pets, they will not abandon them so easily. It is a common choice to let servants take care of them.

But the black cat clearly didn't get that kind of treatment.

"I was thinking of changing the child's name, but he seems to have recognized Mr. Actor's name and ignored other names."

Fyodor, who put his aura as soft as possible, stepped forward, and looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi, who looked serious but actually enjoyed the black cat's snuggle.

As if he was about to hug his happy bandage, who played the role of a milk cat, into his arms, he apologized very sincerely, "I'm sorry to disturb your work, but I should go back. Yake Mr. Te, stop messing around and go back with me."

Shuji Tsushima dodged to avoid his lover's touch.

"Meow--"

He yelled in a drawn-out voice, and once again jumped to the side of his past self, and climbed directly on top of the other side's head along the corner of the windbreaker.

Apparently Osamu Dazai was treated as a living cat climbing frame.

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

The scratched young man let out an exaggerated pain.

"I obviously haven't provoked this cat before, so why do you just stare at me and scratch it?" The curly-haired young man pulled the milk cat off his head with difficulty, grabbed the other's fate by the nape of his neck, and mentioned it with a bitter face in front of him. Look at each other.

What the hell is going on with this cat?Since there is no change under my own touch, it means that it has nothing to do with supernatural powers...

Fyodor, who hurried to the front, discarded all his personality traits, completely behaved like a flustered young man, and talked to the cat in vain, "Mr. Actor, this is too rude!"

Shuji Tsushima shook his ears, pretending that he didn't hear anything, and even purred comfortably while being grabbed by the back of his neck.

His family's rice balls are good, and they can play in front of Osamu Dazai, which has made great progress compared to the beginning.

"Really, please don't torture me anymore. The new job was finally settled. If you continue to skip work like this, you will get me fired." Fyodor, who was wearing the identity of Sigma, covered his face with a headache , While complaining, it was difficult to hide the apology in his tone.

Looking at Osamu Dazai like that, it seems that it really hurts to be caught.

According to the young man's conversation, it is enough to confirm that the other party has an unusual relationship with the transcendent Pandora.Kunikida Doppo, who never let go of his vigilance, once again noticed the illogicality in the other party's words, "New job? Aren't you an employee of Melles?"

He also said that the black cat was given to him by Pandora casually, indicating that he must have had close contact with the other party some time ago.And the leader of Mellas is notoriously capricious, he rarely leaves his office for food and lodging, and there has been no news of him leaving Europe recently.

Apart from the government commissioner, the only people who can meet him are probably the senior employees in the headquarters.

What is the purpose of such a person coming to Yokohama?

"Kunikida-kun, don't go to the bottom of it. The other party is not a client, so there is no need to be so serious." Faced with the partner's question, Osamu Dazai waved his hands with an expression of indifference.

"To be precise, I'm not an employee of Melles, but I just have a little relationship with Mr. Pandora. He arranged for me to work in the cafe over there. Today was my first day at the job, but because of this Child, there is no time to pass."

Fyodor's expression was very distressed. He successfully entered the follow-up content of the script, and he didn't mind his inadvertently showing his feet.

The young man with half-and-half hair color took out a few free coupons for the coffee shop from his pocket, and handed them to Osamu Dazai with both hands.After the opponent took over, he firmly grasped Shuji Tsushima, who had turned into a black cat and was dishonest, and stopped letting the opponent make any unnecessary moves.

The black cat let out a dissatisfied "meow", and after the resistance was futile, it finally whimpered and curled up into a ball in the arms of its lover.

"Ah, by the way, as an apology, this is a free dessert coupon from Polo Coffee Shop. If you don't mind, please accept it. As long as you call the delivery number, it can be delivered to your door at any time."

They need to get closer to the Armed Detective Agency through this black cat that is inexplicably attached to Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Osamu Dazai's eyes lingered on the gentle-faced young man for a long time, and then, like a normal person, he flipped the free order roll in his hand back and forth, and sighed, "Wow...even those damn expensive cakes are free. single range."

He knew what Poirot Café was. The shop was located on the best frontage on the first floor of Mellors' Yokohama branch, and it was obvious that there was Melles' support behind it.

That coffee shop is most famous for its endless new desserts. In addition to the main French desserts, it has successively launched many new products that have caused changes in the dessert industry.It is very popular not only in Yokohama, but all over Japan.

"I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble, and I won't bother you any more." Seeing that the time was ripe, Fyodor hugged his restless black cat and apologized to all members of the detective agency. bow.

Without much hesitation, he immediately got up and left the detective agency.At the moment when the figure of the young man completely disappeared at the door, Dazai Osamu's originally lazy eyes suddenly became serious.

Noticing that his partner was abnormal, after Fukuzawa Yukichi returned to the president's office in the back room, Kunikida, who was standing in front of his seat, wondered, "What's wrong?"

Osamu Dazai stretched out a hand, constantly stirring his hair that was scratched by the milk cat, and murmured thoughtfully.

"That cat, I feel like I've seen it somewhere before."