What happened in the summer of 2020

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Knowing that Cang Hai had already left Shanghai, he fell asleep disappointedly, and slept very deeply.

When I woke up the next day, my spirits recovered pretty well.

It seems that disappointment, even hopelessness, seems to help sleep.

When I clocked in at work, I ran into someone who was rare to arrive at the company early.

He glanced left and right at me and noticed that I had just had my hair cut.

I feel a little comfortable, the Internet celebrity shaves his head one hundred and eighty, let him appreciate it.

He said: Your haircut is not very good this time.

I said: What's wrong?

He gestured to the top of his head and said: It's a bit broken.

I said: That's how it's popular.

He shook his head: You are suitable for a neat hairstyle, but your hair is thin and too broken to look good.

I? ? ?

I really want to use my three courts and five eyes to hate him.

He was still serious, as if he couldn't hear the irritating words he said. Others talked rashly after drinking, but he was the opposite.

This reminds me of our first confrontation.

That was the first time I participated in the company's team building shortly after I joined the company.

When camping at night, in order to integrate into the group, I played werewolf killing with everyone. At that time, there was a certain one. He was said to be a master of the game, and I just figured out the rules of werewolf killing on the spot.

However, a novice has the luck of a novice. I won the werewolf in the first round, and then by pretending to be stupid, I successfully passed layers of torture and framed innocent villagers.

Just when I was trying to show off my cuteness, a certain guy directly pissed me off and told the good guys, don't listen to his nonsense, he must be a werewolf.

I was a nervous rookie at the time and felt offended by the word "bullshit".It just so happened that the second round started, and I was a werewolf again. When I killed someone on the first night, I strangled the so-called master in the cradle!

Therefore, the first impression I had of a certain person was that he was a guy with good eyesight and bad words.Later, at work, I came into contact with him occasionally, and discovered that he was indeed a guy with good eyesight and bad words.

However, I gradually discovered that he was not out to hate people with malicious intentions, he could only be regarded as a quick talker, and occasionally even had a warm and thoughtful side, just like the chats with me at the dinner party before.

Therefore, I think that he has probably been living smoothly all the time, and people around him have also praised him since he was a child, so he seldom guesses what outsiders think of him.

I'll take it as if he said my hairstyle was out of mind.

But he wasn't done yet.

He said: Keeping up with the trend (shaking head), your hairstyle is better than before.

I felt that he was talking nonsense. I shaved my head one hundred and eighty times and you didn't like it. I said: I cut my hair myself before.

It shocked him.

I said: I have been grooming myself for more than half a year. I did it myself before the epidemic, and I dare not go to the barber shop after the epidemic.

He said: Then you are skilled!

This guy is like this, his attitude has become very willful, and he will hate you for a while and praise you for a while.

I didn’t fight back when I was bullied, and I felt guilty when I was praised, so I said: It’s okay, in fact, the main reason is that the hair clipper I bought is easier to use.

He just said he wanted to try a haircut himself and asked me for a link to buy a hair clipper.

We found out that although we have been in the same group, we have not chatted privately, so we added WeChat to each other.

As a result, on that Saturday, July 7, I was punished for recommending products to others.

I get up very early almost every day, even on Saturdays. When I saw that the weather forecast would be cloudy and rainy again, I took advantage of the sunshine in the morning to dry the damp quilts, then went for a run in the park and ate outside. After dinner, I strolled back slowly, without checking WeChat.Because of the phone settings, even if there is a voice call reminder, it will not jump out.

So when I remembered to open WeChat and saw a certain message and canceled call application, he had already called me anxiously.

I thought there was something wrong with the company, so I apologized to him first.

As a result, he said: Can you come to my house?

I? ? ?

He said: I was cutting my own hair, half of it, and I encountered difficulties.

I said: How difficult can it be?You put on the caliper and push it casually.

He was a little impatient and said: It's not that simple, you come here.

He sent me his home address, which is not in the same district as me.I went to his house, equivalent to two trips to work.

Forget it, I haven't been to a colleague's house yet, and I'm a little curious.And I guessed that there might be something wrong with the hair clipper, so I took my own hair clipper with me, and then - I walked slowly towards the subway station.

Because it was too far away, and I didn't care much about helping him, I didn't realize it until I sat for several stops.

In short, I rushed to his community, took my temperature again, went downstairs to his building, and took the elevator up again. It seemed that it was almost noon, and I was hungry.

When I got to his door, I found that the door was open, put the slippers, and he was sitting in the living room playing games.A green poncho was wrapped around his neck, his hair was like a dog gnawing on it, and he was still playing very attentively.

After I changed my shoes and closed the door, he recovered from the game and quickly stood up to greet me.Instead of being angry because I came late, he apologized repeatedly for troubling me, completely discontinuous with the anxious yelling on the phone just now.

I asked him, is the hair clipper broken?

He said: The hair clipper is very powerful, but it is difficult to control. The blade is too wide, and a large piece can be pushed off without paying attention.

I said: This hair clipper has this feature, so you can push it a few times after installing the caliper.

He said: I don't want to push them to the same length, and neither did you before.

I said: I started with 9 mm, but every half a month, I trimmed it to shorten the back of the head and the sides, and the top of the head continued to grow, and gradually formed the hairstyle you see.

He sighed, expressing that he didn't want to wait for trimming again and again, but wanted to shape it in one go.

I express -- make no guarantees.

Having said that, I'm still a little nervous.

I haven't cut anyone's hair before, and a certain one seems to be quite demanding.

Luckily, he's already cut his hair bad enough, and I can't do it any worse.

The outline was cut out smoothly at the beginning, and the top of the head was slightly trimmed to maintain the length. The sides were pushed by 9 mm, and the transition was 12 mm. Basically, the cut level was acceptable.

But when I looked in the mirror, I felt that the transition could be more natural, so I used a 15mm caliper.Then, I pushed it a little bit, and my hand felt bad——

I asked a certain person, have you noticed that your left and right faces are asymmetrical.

He said: It must be a little bit.

I said: So the two sides of the head shape are not completely symmetrical.

He said: That will not!

He insisted that I cut him in perfect symmetry.

Perfect symmetry!

This is my Achilles' heel!

I pushed left and right, arched my legs for a while, and bent my waist for a while, as if I was doing the eighth set of radio gymnastics.Moreover, the broadcast of radio gymnastics has turned on the loop mode.

I was like a doctor who had been operating for too long on the operating table for the first time, and then encountered a patient who woke up from anesthesia and made random demands, and my mentality collapsed a bit.

I can't concentrate anymore, I think of the fox who shared the cheese with the two bears.It may not want to eat it all by itself at first. It bites the left and the right, but it can't bite the two pieces of cheese into the same size.So are the two damn bears, and what cheese would there be if there were foxes to eat!

Finally, I made up my mind to give a final treatment plan: the length of the top of the head could not be kept, so I could only push it to 15mm, so that the back of the head and the sides were 9mm, and the middle was 12mm, which could be neat and natural!

He thought about it carefully, and finally accepted it, saying that he had never cut his hair so short.

Finally sorted it out, I said I was leaving.

He opened the refrigerator and asked me to drink a bottle of Yuanqi Forest. I said that sugar-free could not restore my vitality, so I took the yogurt and asked to leave.

He said: Wait, I'll take a shower and dry it up for a while, and you can find it again.

I want to cry!