Perfect Lover Interpretation Plan

There are no unwanted sounds in the silent room.

Some are just one cat and one person fighting each other online, cursing and cursing.

"Look! The red marks on my body are caused by you scratching! Here is the evidence, how can you refute it?"

At this moment, the young man in the sand-colored coat is like a child who is obsessed with winning or losing. He points to the reddish marks on his arm, puffs his cheeks angrily, and stares at a cat standing on the table.

But the cat who was accused by him stood proudly at the same place, looked at him with narrowed eyes, and even turned his head coldly, showing a disdainful attitude.

"Meow meow ow!!" A dissatisfied threat came from her throat occasionally, and her front paws would sometimes slap the ground angrily to express the anger in her heart.

Seeing her attitude, Osamu Dazai suddenly started talking again unwillingly: "It's just that I accidentally touched the tail. Aren't ordinary gentle cats just laugh it off? It's not cute!"

Hearing this, the white cat immediately pricked up its ears, exposed its sharp claws more dangerously, and suddenly raised its voice: "Meow ow ow ow!"

"No! I'm going to say it! It's too uncute, not cute, not cute, not cute!"

"Meow woo woo!"

"Hmph, I just said, what can you do, beat me if you have the ability~"

……

So the white cat stopped meowing.

Instead, he caught the figure of Osamu Dazai with his sharp eyes, his body muscles tensed suddenly, and his concentration seemed to be staring at the prey that was about to die under his sharp claws.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but froze slightly.

"...cough." He immediately showed a cowardly expression, moved back a little bit mechanically, and kept explaining in his mouth, "ah...well, you can forget everything I just said, say it all A fish’s memory is only seven seconds, so a cat’s words should also be forgotten, right?”

There was fine cold sweat on his forehead, he smiled mischievously, and answered very reluctantly.

"Meow."

No, cats are super vengeful.

Sometimes it can be remembered for a lifetime.

and so……

A fleeting murderous look flashed in the eyes of the white cat, and it kicked back with its hind legs, and rushed towards Dazai Osamu's position.

—killed you!

"Oh, help!!" Osamu Dazai turned around and ran away in an instant, perfectly showing the potential that human beings should have when facing a crisis.

Behind her, the white cat was chasing after her with nimble steps. Although the speed of the cat was difficult for humans to catch up with, it was obvious that the physical fitness of the people in the Armed Detective Agency was different from ordinary people. Even if she used [-]% of her strength, she could still Keep a distance from Osamu Dazai.

Even if the distance is only about one meter, they just can't catch up!Don't be angry!

The forehead kept jumping unbearably, looking at the cheerful young man in front of him who was gliding like a fish, and showing a provocative smile from time to time, the white cat was so angry that he wanted to scold people, while meowing, He gallops away at the speed of the wind.

Although Osamu Dazai is often chased and beaten, it is extremely rare to be chased and barked by a kitten.

Everyone couldn't help but put down the documents in their hands and admired them comfortably.

However, no one is willing to lend a helping hand to Osamu Dazai.

Being chased by a cat?

That must be Dazai's hand, well done!

Even seeing Dazai Osamu in such a mess, Kunikida Doppo's lips curled into a faint smile.

Comfortable!

"..."

Nakajima Atsushi looked at the scene of flying dogs and dogs with twitching corners of his mouth, and held his forehead helplessly.

"I was just saying that Mr. Dazai is very gentle with cats, why did he become like this in a blink of an eye..."

He sighed worriedly: "Could it be that even small animals can't accept Mr. Dazai, Mr. Dazai is too pitiful."

"No, I think the problem is Dazai's character." Kunikida Doppo gave him a meaningful look, "It is inevitable that it will develop like this, you have seen a creature that can stand by Dazai's side for an hour Is it?"

"Uh... this... um..." Atsushi Nakajima fell silent with difficulty.

Unable to refute!

"But even though it's like this now, Atsushi, you can wait a little longer." At this time, Kunikida Doppo sighed and added, "Maybe the next scene will happen again and make you even more puzzled."

Atsushi Nakajima didn't understand, so he tilted his head:?

He always kept Kunikida Doppo's words in mind, and after completing several errand tasks one after another, he couldn't wait to return to the detective office, searching for Shironeko and Osamu Dazai.

The scene that caught his eyes made him pause slightly, subconsciously stopping in place.

A dark-haired young man sitting on the sofa appeared in his slightly dazed golden eyes.

The young man is holding a book in both hands, flipping through it from time to time, his thick eyelashes drooping slightly, covering his soft iris-colored eyes.

He leaned leisurely on the sofa, with his legs crossed up and down, his brows seemed to be gentler than ever, and even the corners of his lips had a slight smile.

Occasionally, he would turn his head to look at his shoulder, where a cute kitten was squatting, its ears moving, as if it was listening to Osamu Dazai's words very seriously.

"Meow~"

There will be a soft cry from her throat, and whenever this happens, Osamu Dazai will smile knowingly, turn the book to the next page, and then read gently.

"To me, you're just a little boy, like thousands of other little boys. I don't need you, and you don't need me. To you, I'm just a fox, like Just like a million other foxes."

"However, if you tame me. We will need each other. To me, you will be the only one in the universe. To you, I will be the only one in the world."

He recited this line in such a soft tone, and the tenderness made Atsushi Nakajima's heart move, and he felt the urge to cry.

"You see." At this moment, Kunikida Doppo, who walked up to him at some time, patted his shoulder, looked at the scene where a cat and a person live in harmony in the room, and said with emotion, "Even if it's a quarrel, it's okay to be angry. , they love each other after all.”

"...I understand Mr. Kunikida!" Nakajima Atsushi showed him a bright smile and nodded vigorously.

Sure enough, Mr. Dazai is gentle in nature.

And the cat easily saw through his essence and chose to be by his side.

Bai Ruoye Nana Meow: No, you guys think too much.

She is simply bored and looking for something to do.

The life of being a cat is indeed very leisurely. There is no need to work, and there is nothing to do all day long.

However, it's not very good to be too idle. After rolling around in the nest, she finally got bored to a certain extent, and began to harass the humans who had nothing to do.

Working humans can't be bothered, they're going to provide for her.

Therefore, the white cat with such an idea found out after looking around that the most idle person in the whole room was Osamu Dazai.

I really just eat, drink, have fun and do nothing.

Since it was this dog man, there was no psychological burden in handling the cat. She directly bit Osamu Dazai's trousers and pulled it into the house, meowing twice.

"What, what, do you want me to play with you? I have business to do and no time."

Dazai Osamu showed a rather distressed expression, but the white cat still didn't care and tugged at his trousers.

Afraid that her baby teeth would be pulled out, Osamu Dazai had no choice but to cautiously follow the footsteps of the white cat and stagger forward.

After arriving in the house, the white cat tapped the sofa with its tail, motioning him to sit down, then grabbed a book from nowhere and threw it on the ground.

"Meow." She stared at Osamu Dazai with clear blue eyes, and called sweetly.

So Osamu Dazai indulged in those eyes that were brighter than jewels, and surrendered.

He reluctantly picked up the book, glanced at the title of the book, and suddenly froze: "The Little Prince..."

He sighed silently with emotion, his eyes dimmed instantly: "This book, like Kaguya Ji, is a book I like very much."

——The world is too dirty, so I want to go back to the moon.

The white cat was keenly aware of his changes, couldn't help jumping on his shoulders, and patted his cheek with its meat pad.

"I'm fine." Dazai Osamu smiled at her, his expression remained the same, and seemed to have regained his previous vitality, "Want to hear me read this book? I'll read it to you right now!"

So the white cat glanced at him lazily, then suddenly opened its paws, and gestured towards his face twice.

"Ahahaha, I'm just kidding, read it now, you must read it!"

In an instant, Osamu Dazai stuck his head in the book and didn't pull it out for a long time.

The white cat thought that Dazai Osamu, who was also not very serious, would make some troubles when he was studying, but the result was unexpected.

Maybe it's because he likes this book very much. When he reads it, he always uses a very gentle voice, like a light dandelion blowing all over the mountain, gradually raising an indescribable warmth in her heart.

"Look, see that wheat field over there? I don't eat bread. Wheat means nothing to me. It's a sad thing that I don't have any associations with wheat fields. But you have blond hair, and if How wonderful it would be for you to tame me. The golden wheat will remind me of you, and I will love the sound of the wind blowing among the ears..."

After reading this, Osamu Dazai smiled slightly.

Suddenly turned his head to look at the cat beside him: "How about it, let me domesticate you?"

The white cat was startled for a moment, drowning in the shallow warm eyes, before his brain could react, at this moment, Osamu Dazai let out a smirk twice, and said in a tone full of temptation:

"I have a lot of snacks here. There are all kinds of flavors. If you are not tempted, do you like it? Come on, let me touch your fur~"

While speaking, he moved his ten fingers and approached the kitten like an idiot.

The cat shuddered directly, staring at him with an indescribable gaze, then swiped its tail, and directly hit the back of Osamu Dazai's hand.

"Wow!" Osamu Dazai howled quickly, retracted his claws, and blew repeatedly on the back of his hand.

hum.

I just wanted to say that this person was a little serious when he was studying.

Knot!fruit!

Sure enough, people do not boast.

The white cat licked its paw coldly, completely ignoring Dazai Osamu's resentful expression.

A gleam flashed in his eyes, and the corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth curled into a perverted smile. He suddenly stretched out his palm to the table next to him, and stuffed all the biscuits placed on it into his mouth, puffing out his cheeks and smiling cunningly. Get up: "Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous!"

"I'm going to eat up all your little snacks, hahaha it's all mine!"

Seeing him chewing the delicious biscuits with big mouthfuls, the whole white cat is not well.

She arched her body in an instant, showing a threatening cry, and her cat pupils stood up tightly, as if a raging flame was burning inside.

Her little biscuit!

The little biscuits she plans to enjoy slowly in a while!

I ￥......

"Meow!!"

"what--!!"

With a suddenly loud cat meow, Osamu Dazai's miserable voice resounded through the room again.

However, other members of the armed detective agency were not surprised and just pretended not to hear.

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Crazy gave Osamu Dazai a meowing punch. The poor kitten looked at the food residue, and began to whimper and cry sadly.

How miserable and miserable that appearance must be, but it is pitiful and heartbroken.

Ranpo Edogawa, who happened to pass by with potato chips in his hand, looked expressionlessly first at a certain young man lying on the ground, then at the howling sad cat, and suddenly handed the potato chips in front of the cat, He tilted his head: "Do you want to eat?"

"Meow?" The white cat was startled, and turned to look at him.

Although he was still angry at Edogawa Ranpo once said bad things about her, but facing the delicious food in front of him, the white cat hesitated shamefully.

She leaned forward a little, sniffed the potato chips handed over, and after finding out that it didn't have a strong taste, she tried to take a bite.

In an instant, his eyes lit up.

"Meow~" She raised her tail happily.

"Oh, can you also feel the deliciousness of the snacks? It's very tasteful!" Edogawa Ranpo was also quite happy with her approval.

At this time, his expression struggled a bit, and he gritted his teeth suddenly, and handed the whole bag of snacks to the white cat: "I'll give you half of the snacks of Lord Ranbu, let's eat together."

Oh hoo, good man!

The white cat instantly forgot all the previous unhappiness, and quickly jumped onto Edogawa Ranpo's shoulder, waiting for the young man to feed him.

One person and one cat are eating snacks together and watching a movie in harmony.

It has to be said that Ranpo, who has always kept snacks as his own, would reluctantly give up his love, which shocked all members of the Armed Detective Agency who saw this scene.

Could it be that because the object is a cute little milk cat, Mr. Ranpo has a mentality of needing to take care of small animals?

But Ragdoll cats do have the capital to be loved by everyone.

Kittens and Edogawa Ranpo have subtle similarities in behavior. Sometimes, the shadow of Edogawa Ranpo can be seen on cats.

And when this person and cat get together, this feeling becomes even more vivid.

I saw that when watching a horror movie, the whole body of the kitten was crawling on Edogawa Ranpo's legs, the big eyes were full of tension and fear, and the small ears that had been erected all the time turned into a rare expression at this moment. The ears of the aircraft were lifted, and the tail was firmly attached to the ground.

It almost perfectly interprets meow meow's fear, help!The meaning of this sentence.

And the young man with the cat in his arms also curled up on the sofa, hugged his calves tightly with his hands, lowered his head slightly, and carefully covered the screen in front of him with the body of the white cat.

Occasionally, when something quite scary appeared, each person and cat trembled subconsciously, reducing their sense of existence even more.

But their eyes are fixed on the screen, no matter how frightened they are, they will never change channels or leave.

Until this long period of fear was finally over, the kitten stood up majestically again, flicked its hair, and felt that it was okay again!

As for Edogawa Ranpo, he would still complain dismissively: "It's not a big deal, right."

The cat nodded seriously: "Meow." Yes, it's not a big deal at all.

Edogawa Ranpo snorted coldly: "It's not scary at all, Master Ranpo, haven't you finished reading all of them?"

Meow echoed: "Meow woo woo." Yes, it's not scary at all!I finished watching too!

"You can watch another horror movie!"

"Meow... woo."

"But it's too long to watch today, let's forget it, and talk about it later."

"Meow!"

The white cat nodded quickly.

Edogawa Ranpo was overjoyed with her support throughout the whole process. It had been a long time since anyone had played with him, and it was really not easy to find such a partner in the detective agency.

"Are you very good, but you can become Ranpo-sama's assistant, feel happy!"

The white cat tilted its head in confusion: "Meow?"

"Ranpo-sama is the world's number one detective, and it is a great honor to be my assistant." Edogawa Ranpo proudly introduced.

However, the corner of the white cat's eyes twitched, and it reacted quite strongly to the word "detective".

Hmm... I don't know why the people around her are all strange professions, such as conjurers, mafia, detectives...

How many detectives do you know now?

Ah...so many to count.

But the other detectives are within common sense, and the random detective in front of him... This can't be called a detective anymore, it's almost called a prophet!

Thinking that the other party directly exposed her purpose when they met for the first time, the white cat almost didn't perform a meowing shock on the spot to show respect.

"...Well, it seems that you are not very happy." Edogawa Ranpo rubbed his chin and frowned and stared at her, his emerald green eyes seemed to be able to see through her heart, "There are many assistants of Ranpo-sama. Good things, for example, snacks can give you a little more, and you can learn the truth at the first time, um... and... and..."

He pondered for a while in a tangled state, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I can still play with you! Aren't you too busy to be moldy recently?"

The kitten was surprised: "Meow?" Can you all know this?Too strong!

"Of course I know, because I'm a famous detective!" Edogawa Ranpo gestured confidently, and raised his chin high.

This sentence made the little white cat choke slightly, with an expression that was a bit bad but couldn't complain at all.

Does this really have anything to do with a famous detective? ?

and……

"Meow?" Then what happened to Osamu Dazai?

Osamu Dazai can also understand what he said. Could it be that there are two famous detectives here?

The little cat simply tilted its head, expressing its doubts.

Succeeded to make Edogawa Ranbu speechless: "Uh... Dazai is... Dazai is good at observing people's hearts, he is not a famous detective! The only famous detective is me!"

"Only one famous detective is enough. Dazai can judge the thoughts of people through observation of human beings. It is just a means of observation. Because your emotions are very similar to human beings, rich and colorful, he can see through your mind."

Edogawa Ranpo explained in a dignified manner, which made the little cat think about it.

"But..." Suddenly, a delicate face approached the tip of her nose, and hot air sprayed on her cheeks, causing her to step back subconsciously.

Edogawa ranpo looked at her face in distress, showing an incomprehensible expression: "It's so strange, I always think you should have a human appearance, so it's more logical..."

He muttered suspiciously, and suddenly said a startling sentence: "Your appearance is really a cat? It can't be a disguise, right?"

My God, I can see it, it's absolutely amazing.

The little kitten was frightened instantly, its hairs stood on end, and it was almost jumping up in fright.

However, she showed her ultimate acting skills, her face was very innocent, and she stared at Edogawa Ranpo with her big clear eyes, and she tilted her head cutely: "Meow~"

Acting like a baby and showing off cute two-piece suit, use it in turn.

The cuteness of a milk cat is brought into full play.

So Edogawa Ranbu, who squinted his eyes and stared at the corners of her mouth, raised his lips abruptly: "If you don't want me to pursue this matter, then let me hug you?"

"Come here." As he said, he stretched out his arms as if begging for a hug.

"..." The white cat stared at his arms with difficulty, and fell silent.

Being humiliated by human hugs and being held high, while his secret might be exposed, the white cat pondered hard, and finally surrendered to the coercion and lure of Edogawa Ranpo.

The white cat came to Edogawa Ranpo with reluctant steps, first meowed twice in a low voice, and then jumped into the opponent's arms.

The moment he felt the warmth of the stove, Edogawa Ranpo immediately raised a bright smile on his face, rubbed his cheek against the soft back of the cat, and took a deep breath of happiness: "Yeah~ I am the first cat in the club." A man who gets a cat!"

"I'm going to show off to the president!"

Not only rubbing, but he also raised the white cat's body with both hands, and happily circled in mid-air: "Hey hey hey, I have a cat and a cat!"

The puppet cat was stunned by his happy appearance, and froze in place for a while, without any resistance.

In this kind of calculation that you think is shameful, the other party's reaction is simply wanting to lick the cat... It is really far from the expectation.

The white cat couldn't help being flustered in the wind.

...Can you believe this is a 26-year-old mature adult?

6 years old is about the same? !

One person and one cat were circling crazily, with a lot of special effects of sprinkled flowers beside them, but the black-haired young man outside the door who took all this into his eyes stood silently, without any fluctuation in his iris-colored eyes.