At first, the white cat just watched the play indifferently.

As a result, after looking at it for a while, he suddenly pricked up his ears sharply.

She found that the two people who fought and chased each other seemed to have good strength.

This man named Kunikida looks like he has practiced gymnastics. Needless to say, that young man named Dazai Osamu who looks rather skinny is also ridiculously agile, shaking around like a rabbit. Can't stand him.

In addition to agility, Osamu Dazai is also a very cunning person.

He directly hid behind the table where the white cat was lying, and curled himself up, so that if Kunikida Doppo wanted to strike, he would have to face the white cat's clear and innocent blue eyes.

Seeing the cute and soft creature looking at him with big pitiful eyes, Doppo Kunikida's whole body stiffened immediately, whether he raised his fist or kept it out.

What to do if a cat is scratched!

No, no, it's too dangerous.

In the end, he could only withdraw his fist in compromise, showing a doting smile, and rubbed the top of the white cat's head twice.

His brows and eyes were softened by the softer hair than expected, and the anger disappeared in the blink of an eye.

So Osamu Dazai, who counted the timing right, walked out swaggeringly, unscathed.

While the white cat shook its head and licked its soft fur, it couldn't help but give Osamu Dazai a supercilious look.

He even used a poor cat as a shield, wow, sure, this person's character is quite a dog!

"Then let's officially adopt her!" Dazai Osamu said without changing his smile, as if nothing happened just now.

And Kunikida Doppo also seemed to be so cute that he lost his memory, and seriously began to discuss the feasibility of adopting a cat: "Wait, although it seems to want to stay here, but our place is not a safe place, and there will be no one to take care of it." Isn't it too pitiful."

"Ah... that's true."

After being pointed out by him, Nakajima Atsushi and others immediately realized the importance of adopting a cat, and showed a little regretful expression.

Their Armed Detective Agency will be picked on by the port mafia from time to time, and they will be involved in some terrible things from time to time. From time to time, all members will be dispatched to save Yokohama. The risk is very high, and it is not suitable for adopting cats.

"There is no other way."

They were feeling emotional, but Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked at the white cat: "That's what he said, what do you think?"

White Cat: "..."

Sensing the danger keenly, the white cat is really starting to be vigilant at this moment, she won't be involved in a new dispute just like that, right?

But it would be a pity to leave like this for the meal ticket that was so hard-won.

Unable to help but sigh slightly, the white cat looked at Osamu Dazai and meowed.

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes. Although he was a little puzzled, he naturally leaned forward and approached the white cat.

And when the distance between them was shortened to the extreme, a gleam of light suddenly flashed in the white cat's eyes, and it quickly raised its hind paws, and its whole body rushed towards it like a springboard.

In an instant, Osamu Dazai felt that his chest was suddenly hit by a heavy object, and he exclaimed in his mouth. He subconsciously hugged the white ball in his arms tightly, and his whole body fell backward unbalanced, sitting on his buttocks. on the ground.

After a short period of confusion, he recovered from his bewildered state.

Slightly lowering his head, the kitten in his arms was watching him quietly, and crawled along his arm to his shoulder in twos and threes, lying down.

"Meow~" After sweetly yelling at Osamu Dazai, he comforted him with his soft hair, and then the white cat turned to look at Kunikida Doppo and the others who were almost stunned by her operation, meowing more and more up.

Even though he didn't understand cat language, Kunikida Doppo was keenly aware of her thoughts.

"Does this mean...telling us that she's capable of passing Osamu Dazai so don't worry?"

"Oh." In an instant, Atsushi Nakajima was overwhelmed by the wise eyes of the white cat, and couldn't help but sighed, holding his cheeks, "You're so smart!"

"Yeah, yeah." Tanizaki Junichiro and Tanizaki Naomi showed flowery smiles on the left and right: "It's cute and smart, that's great."

Even Kunikida Doppo couldn't help but nodded in relief, his tone full of emotion: "That's right, he does have the strength to protect himself, so he should be able to stay."

Everyone was immersed in the pink atmosphere and couldn't extricate themselves. Only Osamu Dazai, who was sitting on the ground, was confused for a while, and twitched his mouth: "...Why no one cares about me, but I'm being used as a stepping stone for promotion by cats."

No one paid any attention to him, but why did they still feel a little comfortable after seeing Dazai who was beaten to the ground by the cat.

Only the white cat looked at the young man beside him sympathetically.

To be disliked by colleagues like this is also a one-in-a-million existence. How unpopular this guy is usually.

She couldn't help stretching out her tender fleshy pads to pat Osamu Dazai's cheek, as if encouraging or as pity.

Just because of this, Osamu Dazai stared at her emotionally, the light in the kite-colored pupils was particularly dazzling.

"Sure enough, you still care about me!"

As he said that, he wanted to hug the white cat and make it sticky.

So the white cat calmly patted its paw, and landed lightly on the ground, licking its paw gracefully, without being touched by a single hair.

Osamu Dazai's expression collapsed immediately visible to the naked eye.

"Anyway, if you want to adopt it, you need to tell the president."

Kunikida Doppo and the others have already started discussing the next step.

"Will the president stop us from raising cats?" Atsushi Nakajima, who was a junior in the company and had a short time, couldn't help asking worriedly.

"This..." Kunikida Doppo was at a loss for words, coughed dryly, and gave Atsushi Nakajima a comprehensible look, "I'll go to the president's office and ask, and you'll know when the time comes."

When he heard that he was going to take the cat to meet the president, Osamu Dazai almost jumped up, and he was back to life.

Kunikida Doppo tried to pick up the white cat, but the white cat was very resistant to the touch of his palm, even Atsushi Nakajima, who was similar to the same kind, couldn't make the white cat let down his guard.

When everyone was distressed, the white cat looked around, and finally landed on Dazai Osamu, and reluctantly jumped on the opponent's shoulder again.

It's just that there is a hint of warning in the eyes: "Meow meow meow." Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't stick to me, don't hug me, understand?

"..." Osamu Dazai was speechless for a while, and could only rub his forehead with difficulty, "So I'm still playing a tool man this time, oh, it's so sad, my heart is about to break."

The white cat ignored his cries and patted his back with its tail, urging: "Meow."

So Osamu Dazai went to the office of the president Fukuzawa Yukichi while crying hypocritically.

Although he was dissatisfied with the treatment he received as a tool man, others were envious of receiving such an honor.

"I want to touch Meow Meow too..." Atsushi Nakajima lowered his head in tears and sighed.

Kunikida Doppo also patted his shoulder silently, the loss in his eyes was clearly visible.

The president's office is at the end of the corridor. As soon as you push the door, you can see antique furnishings, beautiful brush calligraphy on the wall, and good sandalwood carvings all around.

And the man sitting behind the desk seemed to be living in the last century, wearing a simple kimono, holding a brush in one hand, writing something on the paper, and a cup of light green tea was brewed on the table.

"What's the matter?" The silver-haired man with an old-fashioned demeanor first asked calmly, then raised his eyes casually, and his expression froze instantly.

He stared straight at the soft cat on Osamu Dazai's shoulder, and his whole demeanor changed drastically.

The pupils shrank slightly, the lips parted slightly, and the brush in his hand hovered for too long, and the ink dripped down, forcibly staining the paper with an ink mark.

"Actually, a cat came here and wanted us to take it in. I don't know what the president wants?"

Kunikida Doppo spoke concisely.

However, after speaking for a while, the man sitting on the chair didn't respond at all, and stood still in place as if petrified.

"...President?" Kunikida Doppo's eyebrows twitched, sensing something was wrong.

Following his call again, Fukuzawa Yukichi seemed to have regained his sanity suddenly, his body shook suddenly, and his tone was far less calm and calm than before.

"Ah... well, cats... why are there cats here... okay... cough cough, very good."

He spoke incoherently, as if he had fallen into insanity.

So everyone else could read his mind.

Atsushi Nakajima: Ah... the president actually likes cats.

Tanizaki Junichiro: The president likes cats.

Tanizaki Naomi: I really like cats.

Although the three of them did not say anything in tacit understanding, the strange eyes also proved their thoughts at the moment.

Looking at the little three whose respect for the president seemed to disappear in an instant, Kunikida Doppo's eyes twitched, and he almost didn't shout out: President!Sober up, President!

But in fact, he also knows that despite Fukuzawa Yukichi's serious personality, he likes cats the most.

After seeing the cat, he was so happy that his personality changed drastically, and he even left work completely to play with the cat all day.

Originally, Kunikida Doppo felt that the president didn't come out much anyway, and it would be fine if the white cat couldn't meet him, but now looking at this reaction...it seems a little dangerous, why is it!

Kunikida Doppo rushed forward to rescue the president who was about to be cut off.

"Pfft." Osamu Dazai couldn't help but sniggered, he followed here just to see the president's expression, it was indeed very interesting.

"cat?"

At this time, a famous detective who had been curled up in a chair like a little squirrel eating snacks suddenly stood up curiously after hearing this, and looked at Osamu Dazai: "Is that what you mentioned?"

Osamu Dazai returned an inexplicable smile, glanced at Kunikida Doppo and the others who almost ignored him, and brought the white cat on his shoulder closer to the young man.

So the white cat was still observing the weird expression of the president, and wanted to laugh a little, but when he turned his head, he faced the enlarged face.

This is also a dark-haired young man, wearing a strange brown check shawl, dressed like a detective.

The young man leaned closer to her face and observed her carefully. At first, he curled his lips into a smile with interest, and gradually his complexion became a little weird.

He tilted his head slightly as if he had discovered something incomprehensible, and suddenly stretched his fingers into his breast pocket.

"Well, wait a minute~"

While saying this, he took out the glasses in his pocket and put them on the bridge of his nose.

Afterwards, a pair of emerald eyes reminiscent of summer green leaves slightly opened a small slit, and a bit of sharp aura leaked out from the end of the eyes.

These eyes are tightly catching the white cat, as if through the pupils of the white cat, they can discover the secret hidden in her heart.

The aura exuding from the youth suddenly changed.

The puppet cat was uncomfortable being watched, and couldn't help shrinking back, making a meowing sound of urging.

And the young man nodded along with her cry, showing a thoughtful expression: "Mmmmmmmm, it does feel a little strange."

He was talking to himself, but spit out lines that frightened the white cat: "It's not a supernatural power, but it's not like a pure cat..."

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes and stared at the snow-white dumpling beside him, and elongated his tone slightly: "Mr. Ranpo, what do you mean—?"

In the end, the man known as Edogawa Ranpo touched his chin and clapped his palm crisply: "In other words, it's aliens or something!"

"..."

In an instant, the white cat and Osamu Dazai fell silent at the same time.

"Meow woo woo woo!"

The white cat also started yelling angrily, who is an alien, how could such a cute appearance be an alien, have you read too many comics!

Subconsciously rubbed the white cat's head to comfort him. Although Dazai Osamu looked helpless, he could understand Edogawa Ranpo's answer.

This is a mysterious creature that even Edogawa Ranpo can't analyze, so it will be explained by aliens who are more flying out of the sky.

In fact, Dazai Osamu asked Edogawa Ranpo for advice on the suspiciousness of this cat as early as after the first meeting.

After all, a cat that is smart enough to talk to humans is about to become a genius, how could it be an ordinary purebred cat.

However, the answer he got disappointed him. This cat was indeed not a human being, but it could not be classified as an animal either. If he had to explain it, it should be regarded as a unique intelligent creature in the world.

Because it is too mysterious, so I am a little worried.

Seeming to see through his hesitation, Edogawa Ranpo put the glasses back into his pocket, and said slowly: "It's okay, she just wants to stay here for a while, and she will leave freely when the time comes."

"And." After saying this, he gave the white cat a disgusted look, "She's so weak that even I can knock her down."

So the tightly tightened brows were slowly loosened, and Osamu Dazai relaxed his expression, showing a natural smile: "That's right."

Judging from the strength with which the white cat pounced on him just now, it was completely incomparable to humans. If I had to say it, it was a little stronger than ordinary milk cats.

You see, he was neither bleeding nor broken, isn't that evidence?

The white cat who silently listened to all this: "..."

???

exist?Can't you avoid me when you talk?Why are you talking in my presence? ?

Don't you know how it hurts a poor little cat's heart?

What's the matter with being weak, whose little milk cat doesn't survive by being cute, she's cute enough!

The white cat flicked its tail angrily, not having a good impression of this famous detective who mercilessly exposed her background.

Because she was so angry that she forgot why the shocked Edogawa Ranpo could see her essence clearly at a glance.

Hmm... But during this period of time, there were too many things that shocked her, and she was tired after being shocked. Forget it, as long as her human posture is not exposed, she can do whatever she likes.

In the end, under the petrification of Fukuzawa Yukichi, the white cat officially entered the Armed Detective Agency, and also had its own special food bowl, cat litter and soft cushions.

The people in the Armed Detective Agency seem to like cats very much, and they are not short of money, and the things they buy for her are of the best quality.

The beautiful puppet cat lay on the mat in great satisfaction, stretching its waist comfortably.

Yes, this is the life she wants, cooking, leisurely, and safe.

Because she was too comfortable, for a moment she had the idea of ​​not being a human being from now on.

However, in fact, there are still many troubles after becoming a cat, and the most troublesome thing is the concern of humans for her.

For example, Kunikida looked her fur up and down for a while, and couldn't help thinking: "Although it looks clean, but it must have been wandering for a long time, maybe there will be bacteria or something, it's better to take a bath."

The moment he heard the word 'bathing', the cat, which was lying peacefully on its stomach, instantly pricked up its ears, stood up in the blink of an eye, and jumped up holding the iron cabinet beside it, showing unparalleled speed.

Soon, the little one was standing at the top of the cabinet, looking down at Kunikida Doppo condescendingly, stretching the muscles of his body tightly, and began to meow.

"Ah... Dazai." Kunikida Doppo helplessly supported his forehead, "I seem to understand what it said, but please translate it."

Osamu Dazai has recently become a humanoid translator for cats. Once the white cat calls or makes some incomprehensible actions, the members of the Armed Detective Agency will urgently summon Osamu Dazai and provide free translation.

In this way, Osamu Dazai went further and further on the road of ruthless tool man...

But he still bounced over and ran over to translate.

"Pfft."

A mocking smile came out of his mouth, Dazai Osamu looked at Kunikida Doppo with teasing eyes, only seeing Kunikida Doppo chilled all over his body.

"What did it say?" Kunikida Doppo became suspicious.

"Kunikida, you're really H, thinking about some nasty things every day~" Osamu Dazai smiled ambiguously, but no matter how you look at it, he deserves a beating.

"Huh?" Kunikida Dupo was full of question marks, and then his forehead jumped with anger: "Are you sure this is what a cat said? If you dare to translate indiscriminately, I will beat you!"

"Although it's not exactly the same, but that's what it means. I just translated it with common words." Osamu Dazai looked innocent, "And you plan to touch a dy with your dirty hands, that's not considered Sexual harassment?"

Kunikida Doppo was dumbfounded: "???" He just wanted to help the cat take a bath.

"You mean..." He pondered Dazai Osamu's words with difficulty, "It's a female?"

"You can call her a lady." Dazai Osamu nodded, looking at the cat above with gentle eyes, "otherwise she will be very angry."

And the cat meowed softly as if echoing him.

"Ah... Indeed, I'm sorry, my wording was inappropriate." The educated Kunikida Doppo hesitated for a while, and really apologized obediently to the white cat, and seriously reflected on his behavior, "Just now Gender is not considered, so... it would be better to find a woman to help her bath?"

Osamu Dazai looked at the white cat for confirmation, but the white cat shook his head and refused very seriously: "Meow~"

"Just prepare a basin of water for her, and she can wash the rest by herself."

Osamu Dazai repeated the cat's words, and showed a cute expression for a moment: "You can do it yourself, it's super cool."

"Yes." Kunikida Doppo also expressed his deep satisfaction. In this society where every employee needs his concern, it is like a dream to have such a worry-free cat.

Soon, the white cat was taken to the bathroom, where a basin of hot water had already been prepared for her to take a bath.

Because there was only some dust on its body, the white cat walked out cleanly after rolling in the water a few times.

I wanted to go to the sun to dry my hair, but when I looked up, I found Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the sofa with a hair dryer in his hand, waving to her.

The white cat struggled for a second, but chose humans to serve her.

She easily jumped onto Dazai Osamu's lap, chose a warm position, curled up and lay down.

And the big hair dryer above began to continuously dry the white hair on her back. It was so hot that it made her drowsy.

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes, gently changing the angle of the hair dryer, and blowing the wet hair carefully.

The sun beat down warmly, softening the smile on his lips, half of his face was covered with a golden film, and there seemed to be subtle rays of light under his iris-colored eyes.

Atsushi Nakajima, who happened to pass by here, looked at this scene and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Mr. Dazai is really gentle, and he also thoughtfully helped the cat dry the hair..."

"Hmph." Kunikida Doppo snorted softly, "If this gentleness could be distributed to humans, there wouldn't be so many people chasing him and beating him."

"Ahahaha..." Nakajima Atsushi smiled dryly, unable to refute.

"Okay." Soon, the hair was dried, and Osamu Dazai put away the hair dryer, but when he wanted to get up, he couldn't move because of the small lump on his leg.

There was no other way, he could only hold the cat carefully, and wanted to put it on the soft cushion specially designed for cats.

The movements are extremely relaxed, as if afraid of waking up the sleeping kitten.

"...Meow?" However, the kitten with keen hearing still opened its eyes slightly, as if trying to warn where it was.

Osamu Dazai stopped in place, and could not help comforting him softly: "It's okay, sleep peacefully."

I thought that his comfort would not have any effect on such a highly vigilant creature, but the kitten in his arms glanced at him, gave a milky mime, and then naturally laid its head on his lap. On the shoulders, fell asleep again.

Osamu Dazai was stunned, he actually heard trust and peace of mind in this soft cry.

With just a slight tilt of the head, the cheeks can rub the soft fur.

A heat several times warmer than body temperature came from his cheeks, making him squint his eyes comfortably.

Ah... there is a breath of the sun.

A soft smile appeared on Osamu Dazai's lips, and his heart was even softer beyond belief. It seemed that after touching this incredible creature, his heart would also become softer.

Unconsciously, he stretched out his palm to the kitten's back and stroked it gently.

From the top of the head to the back of the head, from the back of the head to the body, and from the body to the tail.

Tail...tail...tail? !

In an instant, the drowsy little cat woke up directly, narrowing its eyes unkindly and staring at the young man beside her who was making a move on her.

The claws hidden in the pads have a faint tendency to open.

"..." Osamu Dazai's smile also froze suddenly.

In the next second, the sound of wolf howling resounded from the house.

It woke up all the members of the armed detective agency who were working.

"..."? ? ?

This miserable cry, is it an enemy attack? ?

Before they rushed to the scene for rescue, the cat's cursing and Osamu Dazai's angry rebuttal came from the room again.

"Meow meow meow ow!"

"I just accidentally touched your tail, it's too fierce!"

"Meow woo woo woo!"

"Not cute at all, really not cute at all!"

"Ooooooooo!"

"You're angry and I'm still angry, look at my handsome face, you've scratched me!"

…………

Hearing this, everyone's facial expressions suddenly became very exciting.

Osamu Dazai... he was arguing with a cat, and it was very lively...

puff.

No, this is too funny.

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