Comprehensive HP on the Possibility of Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts

Milkoda prepared a few sandbags, and let Jacob and Carlos run twenty laps every morning, and then run around the dining table for an hour and a half after resting. The three meals provided were all high-nutrition and high-protein foods.Although the two of them were miserable, their physical strength and endurance improved a lot under the training of Mirkoda.

"Let's go to class on an empty stomach today!"

After receiving the text message, Jacob, who was changing clothes in the dormitory, and Carlos, who was washing, both twitched their mouths and cursed in a low voice.

"What does she want to do today?" Carlos leaned on the sink with a toothbrush in his mouth.

Jacob dug out a pack of biscuits that he kept privately, opened the package, took half of it, and handed it over: "Let's eat some biscuits first."

"Is this good? Basically, we can't hide anything from her."

"... Then... eat a piece first?"

"What if she vomits on us again like last time?"

Jacob gritted his teeth and struggled for a while, then reluctantly put down the biscuit box: "Let's go!"

"Jacob, are you crying?" Eye circles are red.

"You're wrong, it's the sand that dazzles your eyes."

"It's not bad, I didn't do any unnecessary things today." Mirkoda looked in a good mood today, "I thought you would eat some biscuits before coming here."

Jacob: ... Did she install surveillance cameras in the dormitory?

Carlos: ...I knew it.

Stuffing the wand back into the sleeve, Mirkoda smacked her lips with some regret: "I was still thinking this morning, if you continue to eat today, should I hang you from a tree and have a good meal? Or let you experience How about a free fall? It's a pity!"

Jacob & Carlos slandered in their hearts: ...too bad!

"Get in the car, lads." Opening the door, Mirkota sat in the driver's cab, fastened his seat belt, stepped on the accelerator, and the jeep hopped and jumped out.

A quarter of an hour later, the three sat in a coffee shop on Oxford Street.

"A cup of cappuccino, a cup of Irish coffee, and a cup of mocha. Thank you!" Mirkoda didn't take the menu that was handed over, but directly reported the name, completely giving the glamorous waitress a chance to flirt with the man.

The waiter snorted, glared at Mirkoda, and left angrily.

"Isn't it good to drink coffee on an empty stomach early in the morning?" Carlos kept looking at the breakfast at the next table.

"Just pretending, thank you." Mirkoda pushed the cappuccino and mocha to the two of them, dragged the last cup over, and took a sip. "The man at the left back table, let's get started."

"Well...he and the girl at the same table are lovers, and he likes her very much; she seems to be a little worried recently;" Jacob tried hard to discern the man's micro-expression.

"I think it's more about conquest and... sex?" Carlos added.

"Any more?"

"……Gone."

"Huh~!" Mirkoda sighed sadly: "A phoenix man who cheated outside of marriage, just wants to have fun and doesn't want to be responsible, the red flag at home is not down, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside, and his wife has already found out that he is right in front of you. You just summed up three sentences for me? I really want to pry your brains open and pour that knowledge into it. Can you please learn it quickly? I really want to retire!"

Mirkoda was not very satisfied with this test.So, for the next month, Mirkoda put all his energy into torturing the two of them.

Jacob and Carlos were thrown on the street every day, squatting in the corner, and began to analyze the candidates appointed by Mirkota one by one from the aspects of expression, clothing, behavior habits, body movements, etc., and wrote down for each analysis object. [-]-word report.

Especially Mirkoda bought a lot of baguettes, and when the two of them made mistakes or incomplete analysis, they would be whipped on the head.The two teary-eyed people who were beaten by bread would wake up every night from the dream of a savage baguette chasing and killing them.All the broken baguettes were recycled and reused, and were made into various baguette sandwiches, which Kingsman's agents ate for three weeks.For this reason, the two were beaten up by the agents again.

In the end, as a result of the devil's tutoring, Jacob and Carlos' strength and resistance to beatings soared.

"Yesterday I heard Gareth and the others say: If the life of ordinary people is the easy mode, the life of the military academy is the normal mode, the life of the army is the hard mode, and the special agent training is the hard mode, then Kai's course is to go through hell and upgrade directly It’s in purgatory mode.” Merlin reported to Arthur: “But I think Kai’s training effect is surprisingly good! So should we consider, after she retires, continue to hire her to help us lead the students?”

"If she agrees, there is no problem. After all, Kai's existence has greatly improved the work attitude and professionalism of our knights." Thinking of these agents who were often abused by Mirkoda, they seemed to be beaten every time. Same, not only rushing out the task (Agents: Tomorrow there will be an ability test again, quickly find a task to hide!), but also complete it very efficiently (Agents: Compared with Kai’s test, it’s so easy!) Arthur was very pleased.

Mirkoda worked really hard to retire. In order not to let herself get angry and beat the two rookies to the ground by accident, she went to the kitchen every day to touch the old Qiaoxi's collection in the vegetable cellar. You can beat people with whatever you want, and those who dine at Kingsman's headquarters that day can eat whatever they want, and the portion control is just right, without any waste.

So far, Jacob and Carlos have been beaten by cucumbers, eggplants, string beans, lettuce, cod, etc. The food they chased and killed in their dreams has expanded several times, and several new members who have become elites have been added .

Every time Mirkoda took away the whole body of the food, and then sent back the remains.If she hadn't honestly stayed in the kitchen after the disaster was over to help dispose of the messy food corpses, make three meals, and be trained along the way, old Josie would have gone to Arthur to complain.

Before dawn, Mirkoda went to the vegetable cellar to rummage through boxes and cabinets again.In order to prevent this product from harming the fresh season, old Josie has pushed back the time of serving food by an hour.So Mirkota searched the vegetable cellar for a long time, and only found a bag of peeled peas.Walking back with a bag of peas in her arms, Mirkoda curled her lips: I really don't want to drink pea soup, and it's still old!

The two people who came to train today are all bad, especially Jacob, he really likes mechanical transformation, especially the transformation of weapons.But after seeing Mirkoda go too far in front of them, he modified the barrel and magazine caliber and size of a Browning HP pistol, as well as the firing pin spring, and put peas on it. ...

"Test your reflexes today." Mirkoda loaded the gun.

Jacob: Is it too late for me to opt out now?

At night, Arthur, who had been eating and sleeping all the time, suddenly said, "Today's pea soup is good!"

Some two with small red marks protruding from peas all over their bodies: ... Haha!

Half a year passed quickly, and the two candidates who had shed more than one layer of skin finally ushered in their final assessment.After Milkoda made a magic mark on them, she kicked them to Merlin, and took the child and the cat to meet their parents in Diagon Alley.

Today's Diagon Alley is extremely lively, Hogwarts is already on holiday, and children with pocket money are noisily crowded in the Bouncing, Magic, Joke Shop and Florin's Cold Drink Shop.Mirkota put on her hood and walked quickly towards a high-end restaurant. She asked Jason and Olivia to meet here today.

Delphi is now more than one year old. She is very smart, recognizes people quickly, and is also very clingy to Mirkoda. Every time she sees Mirkota put on her coat, she will run over on a sugar and hug her. Thighs do not let go.

"Mimi!" Delphi, who could only repeat words for the time being, opened her small mouth and gnawed a wet tooth mark on Milkota's face.

"Hiss~baby, huh~" Mirkoda kissed Delphi's forehead back, put her on the baby chair, took the menu on the table and ordered a few dishes with her wand, and gave Delphi Fee ordered a bowl of steamed cake.Delphi, who was sitting on the baby chair, naughtily reached out to hook the big fluffy tail of the sugar, and the sugar kept flicking the tail to tease her. One person and one cat had a very happy time.

"Mike!" After a while, Jason and Olivia came, and they also brought Shafeel.

Mirkoda happily stood up and gave them a hug: "Mom and Dad, I miss you so much."

Olin, who was touching her daughter's face and lamenting that she had lost weight, immediately pinched her and began to twist: "Why don't we go home as soon as we return to England? Don't tell me you are busy with work. I think you have done something to be afraid." Your father and I disagree and want to stretch."

Mirkota said with tears in her eyes, "Mom, it's not like I'm so good!"

"Good? Then, what's the matter with the child?" Olivia glanced at Delphi, and the little girl was watching Saffer beating her younger brother with interest.

"Mom~" Mirkoda saved her face, pressed Olivia on the chair in a fawning manner, hugged Delphi and began to show cuteness to the two of them: "Do you think she is very cute~! She is so good~ Just now It’s just a little bit when you hold it back, and it’s already calling people! Come to Delphi, this is grandpa and grandma!”

Delphi yelled "ahhh" to Jason and Olivia twice, then turned her head to watch the two cats and raccoons fighting, and cheered for Shafeel and shouted slogans!

The sugar that was rubbed on the ground: ... Did you just abandon your little friend like this?Fickle woman!

"You just said in the letter that you were going to raise a child, which scared your mother and thought you were being tricked by those Yankees." Jason waved his wand, using the blood charm to detect that Delphi was indeed not Milko Da's child finally felt relieved.

Mirkoda smiled "hehe" and began to tell the two about how he was exiled to the parallel space by Casillas, but he concealed the experience that he had been there no less than six times before.

"So...she's Voldemort's child?" Jason looked at Delphi, who was eating the steamed cake bite by bite, with a tangled expression.

Mirkoda nodded: "I saw the future timeline of Delphi in that world. Her mother passed away, and her father is such a thing. The person who takes care of her is nothing. Blackening is inevitable. Instead of letting Delphi live on her own Self-destruction, it is better to guide her well, just like you did at the beginning, give her love and a home."

"So, has the tail been cleaned?" Since Milkoda has made up her mind to raise Delphi and is taking care of her attentively, Olivia decided to respect the child's idea.However, Olivia was still not at ease, she didn't want anyone to come over to sabotage and snatch the child.

"Of course, all the required procedures and documents have been completed, and it has been tested that there is no space-time response." Milkoda put the empty bowl back on the dining table, and wiped Delphi's mouth with a handkerchief.

Jason held back for a long time and suddenly said: "What does she call you?"

"Mike. What's the matter, Dad?" Mikota really couldn't understand why Jason would ask such a question.

"That's good." Jason breathed a sigh of relief: "It's a good thing I didn't call my mother, or I would go and beat that bastard."

"what?"

"I always feel that Voldemort is taking advantage of us!" Jason was a little angrily.

"..." Olivia raised her forehead: You idiot!You have raised children for other people, can't you see it?My daughter has him in her heart.

Milkota (⊙o⊙)? :Meow?who?

The author has something to say:

Sorry, no update for a few days.On the one hand, it's because of my body; on the other hand, I'm struggling with how to end it.Basically I plan to end it when Voldemort returns to his body, but there should be some side stories in the follow-up.For example, I went to New York to beat Loki~, for example, did Foddy catch up with Milkoda after that~, for example, the story of Snape and another Milkoda in the parallel world...

What else do you think?You can talk about it!