Comprehensive HP on the Possibility of Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts

Mirkota was sitting behind the desk, flipping through a capability report, and Merlin stood in front of her with three candidates.

"Crack!" Mirkoda threw the report on the table, and the three candidates all trembled at the same time, as if the report fell on them.

"Good job!" Mirkoda pursed her lips. "Good job huh? Think we're playing house?"

Candidates who are frightened: don't laugh so hideously, can you?

Merlin relieved the candidates: "Kay, don't scare them."

"Is this the elite you are talking about? Observation, judgment, intelligence collection, analysis and processing capabilities, and camouflage abilities are barely passable, but what I require are excellent mind reading skills and sixth sense?" Milkoda said about the candidates provided by Merlin Not too satisfied.

Merlin rolled his eyes: "Are you playing magic? Do you read minds? Besides, isn't the sixth sense unique to women?"

"Who recommended these?"

"Tristan, Gawain and Gareth."

"Well, rookies, I hope you can remember that even if you can stand out among a hundred candidates, it doesn't mean that you can take my place." Mirkoda formally warned the three rookies. "If it doesn't meet my requirements."

"In addition to being outstanding students who graduated from Sandhurst, they are also excellent soldiers of the Marine Corps." Merlin began to explain. "So, whether it is learning ability or other abilities, it meets our standards." The implication is that Mirkoda's requirements are too high, and she is the only abnormality in the entire Kingsman.

"Pervert? Is this how I exist in your hearts, Merlin?" Mirkoda narrowed her eyes and stared at Merlin unkindly.

Merlin played dumb: "What?"

"Don't scold me in your heart, I can tell." Mirkoda turned to look at the three candidates, "Name, likes and dislikes, dreams, hobbies, please introduce yourself. Who will come first?"

The man standing on the left stood up first, and said in a cold voice: "Jacob Kalebo Scott, likes painting, hates self-righteous people, his dream is to become an excellent agent, and his hobby is research. Mechanical, and I don't like a woman telling me what to do."

"Coincidentally, I don't like self-righteous people either." Mirkoda said with a paralyzed face. "I'm glad you can say the last sentence. Next!" Merlin silently waxed this rectum.

The man in the middle is a little thinner than the ones on both sides. He tried to win Mirkoda's favor by smiling: "Ryan Hadwin Simon, likes chocolate, hates pollen, dreams of eating all brands of chocolate, hobby is dating friend."

Mirkoda did not make any comments: "Next!"

The last one looks a little young and a little shy: "Carlos Levi Austin, I like a lot of things, hate rain, my dream is to go to China, my hobby, reading Shakespeare's plays."

"Simon stay here. The other two will leave to you first, Merlin." Mirkoda watched the three leave her office, "Pi is very happy all of a sudden, sir?"

"What are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean." Simon's eyes began to flick.

Mirkoda sighed: "Obviously you look down on women just like that straight man cancer, so just say it, pretend to be nothing. Take out the chocolate in your pocket, even if it melts, it can't cover up the smell of cigarettes on your body."

Merlin led Jacob and Carlos to stand at the door of Mirkota's office as the gatekeeper.

"Merlin." Carlos gritted his lips and asked, "Has Kay already chosen a candidate?"

Merlin looked relaxed: "I'll find out in a while." Just wait and watch the excitement with peace of mind.

"Boom!" A door panel of the office was kicked five meters away, and a humanoid mural was embedded on it.

"Kay, I warned you not to demolish the office again!" Merlin's forehead burst into blue veins, but sometimes even watching the excitement has a price to pay.

Mirkoda put her hands in her pockets, retracted her right leg, and stood at the door.Glancing at the stunned two rookies, "Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, the ninth studio, the first class." After finishing speaking, the two left straight away, after all, they have to coax the children when they go home!

Merlin followed: "How did he provoke you?"

"I don't need a heir full of lies."

"..."

Watching the two leave, Carlos touched another door and kicked hard. "Ah! Hiss~!" After dancing on the spot holding his feet for a while, he noticed Jacob's disdainful eyes, and let go of his hand awkwardly: "Well, cough! So what... I'll go first." Then Limp away.

Seeing Carlos walking away, Jacob also ran over and kicked the door: "Ahhhh!" Then he limped away with his blushing face suppressed.

Mirkoda, who had witnessed everything, came out from the secret door, and looked at Merlin mockingly: "Pfft! Where did you get these weird things?"

"Ask Tristan and Gao Wen." The two of them pulled it out.

In the ninth projection room, Mirkoda showed the video recorded yesterday to Jacob and Carlos.

"What did you see?" Mirkoda stopped the video and looked at the two of them.

Carlos scratched his head: "Well... I look too nervous, it will be better than this if I do it again."

"Other than that? What do you think about the others?" Mirkoda asked further.

"We are just introducing ourselves normally." Jacob felt a little afraid of Milkoda.

"It also includes disdain, contempt, and thinking about why I have to take over the position of a woman." Milkoda added, ignoring the embarrassing expressions of the two people. "Statistics show that, generally speaking, people lie three times in every 10 minutes of conversation, but that's just ordinary people. As agents, we have to contact a wider range than ordinary people, drug dealers, mercenaries, politicians, Scholars with high IQs, all kinds of mental patients, your boss, etc... Carlos shut your mouth, I'm not joking."

Carlos rubbed his nose and faltered: "I don't."

"When people are in mood swings, the venous plexus in the nose expands, and people rub their noses to relieve it. The only explanation for this behavior is to cover up the truth." Mirkoda said mercilessly. "Let's start with Jacob."

Replay the video: [Jacob Callebo Scott, likes to paint, hates self-righteous people,] Mirkota pauses the video, "Look at his expression when he is talking to me, the side of the left mouth is quick Up, contemptuous; nostrils, angry. Jacob does hate self-righteous people, but it's me specifically, isn't it, Jacob?"

"..." Jacob began to play dead.

"It's okay, just say it straight. Anyway, I hate you too." Mirkoda continued to play the video.

[The dream is to become an excellent agent,]

"Here, the obvious right shoulder trembled. It seems that you are not very confident whether you can be admitted. After all, most of Simon's grades are better than the two of you. The most important thing is that his character is very popular. Here On the one hand, you can rest assured that although there is only one who can take over my position, and the other is the priority candidate for other positions, no matter what, you will be admitted by Kingsman. After all, if you can survive my trial , Whether you succeed or not, you will only receive flowers and applause from them." Seeing that the two of them obviously breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed, Mirkoda changed the subject: "Let's get down to business, let's continue."

[Hobby is studying machinery, and I don't like a woman telling me what to do. 】

"Did you see this?" Mirkota played back Jacob's expression in a slow speed: "The upper lip is raised, the eyebrows are drooping, and the eyes are squinting, typical disgust."

"Sir, I don't." Jacob began to remedy, trying to bring back the impression points.

"The fact is here, and it's good to admit it readily." Mirkoda spread her hands: "People express their inner feelings to each other by making some expressions, between different expressions that people make, or in a certain expression , the face will "leak" other information. "Micro-expressions" can last for as little as 25ths of a second, and while a subconscious expression may only last for a split second, it sometimes expresses the opposite emotion..."

"Excuse me, um... are you going to watch a day's video here today?" Merlin knocked on the door and came in. "I thought you would abuse them physically first. Tristan and Gawain are waiting to pick up the corpses."

Mirkoda weighed the remote control in his hand: "I thought you had business to do." If you have something to talk about, get out of here!

"Hey hey hey hey hey! Don't damage public property anymore! There is business, there is business." Merlin quickly changed the subject: "As you said, Ryan Holdwin Simon intends to sell our news on the black market, and has been We stopped. Kay, how did you know?"

"I just saw a little more than the average person." Mirkoda rubbed his eyes and pretended to be deep: "It's all too easy to understand. Now let's analyze Ryan Simon."

…………

"That's all for today, go back and write a review and give it to me tomorrow morning." After analyzing yesterday's video, Mirkoda started to chase people away. "Gather in the yard at six in the morning, let's go."

"Yes, sir!" Jacob and Carlos bowed respectfully and left. They knew that the woman who could sit in this position and be respected by the entire Kingsman was definitely not an ordinary person.

At six o'clock in the morning, it was just dawn, and in the yard, Jacob and Carlos stood shivering in the cold wind.Cursing secretly in my heart: This hateful woman!

Milkoda shamelessly used magic to bully people, and the temperature in the whole yard was ten degrees lower than other places.Especially now that it was still winter, the bodies of the two of them who were only wearing big underpants were almost freezing.

"Here are two sets of dumbbells, which are custom-made according to your strength test data. Now, take them and run around the garden twenty times." Mirkoda hugged Delphi, and sugar spread the cat on her head cake.

This day was the beginning of a nightmare for the two candidates. They even wondered if it was because their attitude towards Milkoda angered her back then that they were trying to punish themselves on purpose.The garden is not too big, and one lap is about 300 meters. Normally, running twenty laps is no problem, but this is a [-]-kilogram dumbbell in my hand.Running down huffing and panting, the whole person was exhausted like a dog.

"Put on your clothes and adjust them by yourself for 10 minutes. You haven't had breakfast, have you?" Seeing the two nodding, Mirkoda pursed her lips: "Come with me."

Where did Milkota take them?A dining room, of course, and a long table full of hearty breakfasts.

Carlos Star Eye: So rich~!

Jacob looked skeptical: so we can have dinner?

Obviously these two people thought a little sweetly.

Mirkoda walked to his seat and sat down, and other agents who had no mission came in one after another.

"What's the wind blowing today, you actually cook yourself?" Merlin pulled the chair away, "It's really rare, there is no medicine in it, right?"

"You can choose not to eat it." Mirkoda gave him a sidelong glance, and began to feed Delphi rice cereal, and Granu got a seat, and began to eat her own cat meal.

Almost everyone has arrived, and Mirkota turned to look at Jacob and Carlos: "Have you rested yet?"

"Yes, sir!"

"Very good!" Mirkoda nodded. These two guys have good physical strength. They are still young after all, and they will recover in a while. "Now, jog around the dining table and don't stop until I tell you to."

"..." A certain two petrochemicals were on the spot, so asking us if we ate, is it actually a trap?

The agents gloated and looked at the two rookies: How cruel!Anyway, it's none of my business, and some bad-hearted guys are going to tease them.Either deliberately make chewing sounds while eating, or keep describing the taste of food to the two people who are swallowing and running around.Breakfast, which was supposed to be over in half an hour, was extended to an hour and a half.

Mirkoda took off his glasses and kept an eye on the physical condition of the two of them, calling a stop when the gastric acid they secreted exceeded the critical value.After serving two glasses of milk, "After drinking, we will have dinner in 10 minutes."

Ten minutes later, Jacob and Carlos stared at the worm meals on their plates, rich in protein, vitamins and minerals, and fell into a deep tangle.

Jacob once again began to repent for his previous rude behavior.

Agents: Too frenzied!

Jacob: I was wrong, I was really wrong!Tristan said that women are petty, and I shouldn't take that seriously!

Carlos: I thought it was enough to let us run around hungry and watch them eat, but it could be more!

The author has something to say:

Which one do you want to keep to replace Mirkoda?

I was busy making fried dumplings with eggs in the morning, so I forgot to post them.