The work record of the head of another world

The first thing Master Chu did after he got up from the bed was to give Han Chengxin homework.I have to write [-] words of reading notes every day. The titles range from analyzing the social phenomena reflected in the book "Jin Ping Mei" to how the author's humanistic thoughts are reflected in the text. Don't even think about it.

These after-school homework, which can kill people, aroused unanimous protests from the juniors, and even Jin Cheng came to Han Chengxin's door because he could not date Han Chengxin for a long time.The head of Chu's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he stared at a pair of white and black eyes that frightened his junior brother away, and he directly shut Jin Cheng out of the door with the old saying that unmarried couples should not meet each other, ensuring that Han The younger brother can rest in peace in the room to rest his mind, and avoid disturbing him.

Before he could recuperate, the Huangmen sent an order to the inn where they were staying, announcing that he would lead his younger brother and the old lady to face the holy together.After accepting the decree, they took the gold and silver gifted by Concubine Li to decorate the little yellow gate.Xiao Huangmen took the money with a smile, and said to the head of Chu: "Thank you, Mr. Chu, for your generosity. The prince and father-in-law have explained your affairs, and our family will take care of you when the time comes, so that your mother, son and brother will be safe in front of the emperor." Quite decent."

Head Chu thanked him mercilessly, sent him out, and then told the juniors and sisters to prepare their clothes and arrange their hair, especially Junior Yao, to wash his face first, and don't scare the emperor that day.On the old lady's side, Mr. Xiao Guoshi also sent a new chess piece sermon robe. After putting it on, it has the effect of subduing and seducing. The head of Chu is a little worried - what if the emperor is fatuous and lustful, what should I do if he takes a fancy to the old lady?

Junior brother Yao drew dark circles under his eyes, and hit him indifferently: "Don't worry, the emperor will not look down on your mother just because of a son like you. Besides, since ancient times, otaku love young girls, and how many beauties are there in the emperor's harem? Can you see an older young woman in her thirties whose marital status is unclear?"

This is true, although his words are a bit harsh, but it makes the head of Chu feel very at ease.Headmaster Chu finally put the old lady aside, personally asked Junior Brother Yao about cosmetics, and made great efforts to touch his acupoints, dragged him to the side of the basin, wiped him with a handkerchief a dozen times, After changing five or six pots of water, I finally washed out the true color of a colorful palette.

After Yao's long-term maintenance and the subtle influence of a large number of poems and books, this face no longer has the rude and murderous look of the past even if it takes off makeup, but has a kind of scholarly temperament that cares about the country and the people.In addition, he has taken a lot of good medicines for weight loss and muscle reduction these days, the flesh on his face has disappeared, his body has also become thinner, and he pulls up his hair well, he looks like a decent person, no matter how you look at it The lone thief.

The head of Chu was very satisfied with his changes, so he searched all his cosmetics away, leaving him only a bottle of foundation and balm, and asked him to change his style and try the nude makeup effect.

After a day and a night of tossing, they finally got the chance to enter the palace to face the saint.The Xiaohuangmen who came to announce the decree yesterday did not come, a newcomer came, but he seemed to have been taken care of, and he was very polite to his brothers and sisters, and led them into the palace through the Xuanwu Gate, until they met him in the small study.

When everyone entered the door, they followed the etiquette practiced before, did not even dare to lift their heads, entered the study tremblingly, knelt down and kowtowed to the singing of Xiao Huangmen, then stood up and waited for the emperor to ask questions.

The emperor's voice was not very loud, and he could hear some qi deficiency. It seemed that he had used his body a bit too much in terms of womanizing.The first thing he asked was not Master Chu, but Junior Brother Yao.

"Which one is Yao Chengna?"

Brother Yao rushed out of the crowd and said: "Yao Chengna, a grassroots man, kowtows to the emperor!"

The emperor asked him to raise his head and look him up and down.Today Junior Brother Yao's appearance was personally supervised by Master Chu. Except for a little white spot, it can be said to be stable and beyond reproach. The emperor said with great joy: "It really looks extraordinary. It is worthy of Zhou and Lu's love. A talented person highly recommended to me. Does Yao Aiqing have a reputation?"

Yao Chengna said: "I grew up in a foreign country and only entered the Central Plains a few years ago, so I didn't study for it. It's just that I admire the prosperity of China and your Majesty's great virtues, so I intend to donate an official to honor my life, but this has not yet been done."

"Oh? It turns out that you are not from the Central Plains, but you are so proficient in Chinese culture. It is really extraordinary. Apart from that "Drinking Water Poetry", what other poems do you have?"

Junior Brother Yao saw that Qingyun Avenue had been opened to him, so he quickly seized the opportunity to take out two new books bound with silk and satin from his bosom, put his hands on the top and said: "Caomin has written a new novel, and I once asked Mr. , won his high praise, and today it is specially dedicated to the emperor.”

Since the little Huangmen collected the book, the emperor flipped through two pages indifferently, and he didn't know where he saw it, and suddenly said "yes": "Forget it, I really have some talent and learning." He said "reward" again, and then There was a little yellow door holding a pair of purses on a plate, and a few gold ingots came over.

Yao Chengna thanked him for his kindness, and stepped aside, the emperor thought of the head of Chu again.Chu's head's Zhongshu has not yet come down, so he followed Junior Brother Yao and called himself a grassroots.The emperor didn't know much about him, so he asked him: "Xiao Guoshi once said that you also have talents, you can make glass and many rare treasures, and you can also teach martial arts, but is that so?"

The head of Chu hurriedly said: "Master Xiao has won the award. How can Caomin have any talents? He was just promoted by the teacher to help him burn a few kilns of glass and make some gadgets. Caomin also has a new glass mirror that he would like to dedicate to him today. My emperor, please don't give up."

The back of this mirror is carved to look like an ordinary bronze mirror, but a groove is dug out and glass is inlaid inside. When it is taken out to reflect the sunlight, it becomes a bright round spot on the wall.The emperor received it in his hand and took a look, and sure enough, the image of the dragon's face was clearer than the newly polished bronze mirror, so he asked someone to take it away and said "reward".

Others don't have this kind of treatment, except for the old lady who had to ask the emperor himself for taking the status of nephew of Xiao Guoshi, and was named a "Master". The inner prison left the palace.

Anyway, it was a trip to the palace, and they got rewards. Everyone was so excited that they didn't sleep all night. They recounted what they saw and heard on this trip countless times, and they were almost familiar with the things bestowed by the emperor.After seeing the driver, the post house asked them to prepare to leave, and they should not hang around there anymore. The head of Chu asked the juniors to pack up, looked around the house, and finally bought a house by a small river in Dongcheng .

Although the house is small, it is our own place. It is enough for Junior Brother Han to get married. After they get married, Junior Brother Yao will be an official in the capital. You can take shelter here temporarily, so that you can buy some fresh items in Beijing and take them back.

The wedding room they arranged on the mountain and many clothes and silks were never brought, so they had to buy expensive ones in Beijing.Leader Jin visited them again in person, and agreed to go through the door on February [-]th, exchanged three books and six rituals, and then went back to wait for the marriage in peace.Head Chu has plenty of horses here, so he only needs to hire sedan chairs, make bonuses, decorate the wedding hall, buy three animals, and prepare food for the wedding.

Because Master Jin doesn't want to do the etiquette and customs that a bride should do, and they are all from the rivers and lakes, so they don't stick to trivial matters, so everything is kept simple at the wedding, such as crossing a saddle, stepping on a brazier, holding a vase, shooting at the sedan chair door, eating raw dumplings, etc. All the favorite customs were canceled under the strong protest of Lianshan Sect.

The head of Chu saw that the wedding process edited by himself was drawn into an abacus, and he felt very sorry in his heart, and said to Jin Cheng: "No matter how shy you are, the leader, you can't vent your anger on my book, right? Even if you don't want to Do it, when Junior Brother Han goes back with you to re-organize the wedding, wouldn’t it be good to let him do it like this? By the way, do you have a ‘Mrs. The age is more appropriate. And she is very enthusiastic about your wedding, and she prepared Fengguanxiapei for you early..."

Jin Cheng didn't even listen to him, left Huang Li behind and left.The head of Chu was bored, and put away his things to watch Junior Brother Han who was about to marry.Han Chengxin was writing "Analysis of Li Ping'er's Psychological Changes Before and After Marriage" in the room, and his hands trembled when he saw Master Chu coming in, so he quickly apologized: "Brother Master, I really wanted to write a paper last night, my aunt called me It's too late to try on clothes, I will make up for it today."

Master Chu reached out to pick up the thesis in his hand, read the title and wrote two hundred characters, then threw it aside, touched Junior Brother Han's haggard little face with sunken cheeks, and said tenderly and lovingly: "Han! Brother, why are you so thin now? You are about to get married, how can you waste your body like this every day. Hurry up, stop reading those indecent books, eat something and sleep well, you see These two big dark circles, when the time comes, Master Jin will see it, and think that Tianmai has treated you badly."

Junior Brother Han looked at him like a dream, and pinched himself where he didn't notice.Master Chu quickly grabbed his hand and taught him a lesson: "You are going to belong to someone else now, how can you be so ignorant of taking care of yourself. Jin Cheng came here just now, and it is planned to get married in five days. You should take a good rest and get ready. Don't make a mistake. After you get married, live a good life with him and try your best to win the hearts of the Demon Cult. In the future, whoever of our brothers and sisters has something to do in the south will point to you to help."

This junior is their Tianmai's Wang Zhaojun, and their ideological work must be done properly so that they understand their identities, and don't just focus on their family and forget everyone after they get married.

After several days of brainwashing, the day of marriage finally arrived.Brother Yao put on a bright red wedding dress, and rode out of the courtyard on a tall horse. Headmaster Chu was at his side, and four junior brothers, Yin, Yao, Yu, and Shi, followed behind carrying a newly made sedan chair, and invited another team Drummers played and played in front of them, and went to the small courtyard rented by Jincheng people to welcome the relatives.

Outside the courtyard, disciples of the Devil's Cult lit firecrackers, and someone opened the door for them to welcome the bridegroom and the sedan chair.Head Chu ordered the musicians to play outside the door, and the members of the Devil's Cult stopped them all outside. Junior Brother Han had dismounted at this time, and went into the house to see Jin Cheng.

Jin Cheng was waiting for them in the main room, although his face was not very good-looking, but he was beaming in a bright red auspicious suit.The group of Demon Sect disciples who were usually dressed in black all changed into red robes, and Lu Ronghua dressed up extraordinarily beautifully. If an outsider saw it, they would think that today is a good day for her and Jin Cheng.

The bridal sedan chair was carried into the courtyard, and the head of Chu entered the door first, and sent a hijab to enter.With a flip of his hand, Jin Cheng took out a penetrating needle and pressed it to his neck, asking him what he meant.The head of Chu replied calmly: "There is a group of musicians outside, and the gate of the courtyard is crowded with the elders around here. I am not afraid that they will know that my sister-in-law is a man, but you..."

Jin Cheng gritted his teeth resentfully, retracted the concealed weapon, and his fingernails almost pinched the head of Chu's arm.The head of the Chu family met his eyes and did not give an inch, staring at him until he lowered his figure, covered the red hijab that the old lady had embroidered for a long time on his head, and asked Lu Ronghua to help him out.

There was a bridal sedan chair outside the door, Jin Cheng supported Lu Ronghua's hand, and sat on it with a murderous look.The members of the Devil's Cult squinted and pursed their lips, looking at Master Chu and Junior Brother Han with unkind expressions. They had made up their minds seven or eight times in their hearts. Earn it back.

Along the way, people from Tianmai walked in front, and everyone from the Devil's Cult followed on horseback, and arrived at the man's house in a lively manner.After putting down the sedan chair, the head of Chu went outside to distribute the money, dismissed the musicians and those who came to sing, and asked the hired idlers to entertain relatives outside to eat the floating banquet. Take it out and play it.

Brother Yao got a suona and complained repeatedly: "Brother, you don't live like this. It's much cheaper to hire a few bearers than to buy a sedan chair. Why do we have to carry it by ourselves? Besides, aren't all the drums ready-made? Why do we have to let our own people blow it?"

The head of Chu waved his hand and said: "Shut up! At the feet of the emperor, it is not legal to marry a man. If it gets out, if someone accuses us of being indecent, everyone will go to prison together." Shengsheng suppressed the righteous Yao Chengna's resistance quietly held this rare wedding.