All-round learning machine

Playing games is to play exciting and difficult games, since I downloaded the book once with Xiaoq, which is not a cheat.

Wang You never played with Xiaoq again.

It was so boring.

It was obviously a difficult dungeon for 20 people, he and Xiaoq went in, he was paddling, Xiaoq got it done, and he could break a record.

Not what boredom is.

So since he followed behind for the first time, he hasn't been with Xiaoq since then.And his learning tasks are also important, but he asked Xiaoq to take his account with him to do some daily activities, participate in system activities and so on.

With the level of Xiaoq, it is of course no problem to double open.So the goddess did not lie to everyone, but the rumor that she often had a little boy face spread in the circle.

Naturally, Wang You couldn't remember the words that flashed through the Kung Fu World chat window when he and Xiaoq went online a few months ago.

Now that Yu Bai said that, he was really stunned.

"You don't know, I'll show you." He took his notebook, and skillfully logged into the game's forum, and flicked up a lot of posts about "Goddess".

The more Wang You looked at it, the darker the lines became, and he really couldn't say anything except acquiescing.

[I thought you would be angry. 】

【why are you mad?I have checked that goddess is a commendatory word in various human languages. 】

[But you are male...or male. 】

[How do you judge that an intelligent brain has gender? 】

Zhinao has no gender, but the electronic voice of Xiaoq is male, so Wang You subconsciously determined the gender, but it doesn't matter anymore.

The black line looked at the various speculations and comments about the goddess on the Internet, but the focus now is to get Yu Bai done.

"Games are just for fun. I have given my account to the teacher a long time ago. But we have been in contact online, and I don't know whether he is a man or a woman." Let's just brag. "Maybe she really is a big beauty."

"It doesn't matter if it's true or not, it's just a coincidence in the world that I was killed by a goddess."

"He killed eight hundred people if not one thousand."

Wang You was not in the mood to say anything about this "network romance", but Yu Bai was very active.Call up all the data for analysis.

According to him, an all-powerful Internet hacker actually showed his skills in ordinary online games. Although the cheats he made so that the GM couldn't find any flaws are indeed very powerful, but this is really a bit overkill.

"This is not some virtual online game that determines the future destiny of the country."

[I don't use plug-ins. 】

"However, judging from the fact that he never speaks, I still tend to think that he is a man, and he is just playing a transvestite."

[I have no gender. 】

"And the personality is super weird, otherwise it would be fine to accept an apprentice through the Internet, but there is a special exam, and the exam is... tea art???"

【That's Wang You's delaying tactic, it has nothing to do with me! ! ! 】

Wang You listened to the conversation between two "people" one mile and one away in a black line.

"Wang You, are you sure he is not by your side? In this situation, no matter how you look at it, it seems that he is silently guarding you. But because of various reasons, he can't appear by your side, so he secretly approached you through the Internet and taught You, let you grow..."

"Where does such a person come from?" You have such a rich imagination.

"Your dear father." This kind of plot... ah, so appropriate.

Wang You didn't know how to answer for a while, even he had to admit that the stalk of biological father who doesn't live together is really very likely to develop the stalk of Yu Bai's guess.

"Or it's your half-brother who wanted to be close to his brother since he was a child, but he couldn't get close to him for various reasons. Boy genius and brother or something..."

[I think he is more interested in the detective project, do you want to teach him another? 】

[No, he is interested in screenwriting. 】Which dog blood wants which. [Little Q, if you let him guess any more, it will be dark. 】

【clear. 】

This pair of getting along day and night has a tacit understanding.

But Yu Bai was still speculating about the possibility of the people around him, one, two, three, four, under Wang You's distorted expression.From family affection, love, and friendship, one does not fall.

Except for the love of his own father and half-brother who cannot follow the law and silently pays behind his back.

There are also those who are afraid of the psychological burden of their step-sons and step-brothers and dare not teach them directly, Dad Xue and Yuhui versions.

There is even more amazing conspiracy, such as his stepmother, who is a hidden computer expert, and taught him all this in order to drag him into a terrifying conspiracy, what's more, her marrying your biological father is part of the conspiracy.

Small and fresh——A classmate and friend who has a crush on you in online games hopes to make progress side by side.

Fantastic—the whole family is cultivating immortals. In order to let Wang You, the only one who has no talent, live well on the earth, he taught him the best computer knowledge on the earth.

Technological—A classmate or friend around you is actually your future descendant. In order to complete a causal cycle of the grandmother's law, they traveled through time and space to teach you computer knowledge.

Because without your accomplishments there would be no them.

I have to say that Yu Bai has a very rich imagination. If he keeps guessing, he may really guess Xiaoq.

While Wang You was speechless, suddenly the screen went dark, and a QQ window jumped out automatically.

Never stop learning: I know you're here, come out.

Yu Bai instantly looked at the computer with adoring eyes, as if he could see some miraculous master through the computer.

Wang You immediately replied with a respectful expression: I am here.

Then the pair of "master and apprentice" had a high-level dialogue in front of Yu Bai.It is interspersed with a bunch of English terms and special nouns to ensure that Yu Bai will never understand.

In fact...Wang You couldn't understand it either, the part of his answer was actually covered by Xiao Q, all he had to do was flip his fingers over the keyboard.

But the last paragraph is for Yu Bai to read.

Wang You: Teacher, I want to take on an apprentice.

Learning never stops: No.

Wang You: He is my classmate, and his character is absolutely... passable.

Learning never stops: No.

Wang You: I promised him everything.

There is no end to learning: Are you fat?

Wang You: He will keep it secret and never disclose our affairs.

There is no end to learning: hum.

Wang You: How about copying all the procedures I used when I started?

Never Stop Learning: If You Cheat...

Wang You: You can hack his computer at will.

What a wonderful double reed.In the first half, it was Wang You who pretended to be typing, and Xiao Q threw large sections of technical terms on the screen.In the second half, Wang You directed Xiao Q to type in his mind, so that Xiao Q's tone would not be unnatural.

After finishing it, he looked back at Yu Bai, and sure enough, the other party swore that he would definitely learn tea art well, and if he couldn't learn it, he wouldn't be able to marry a girl.

"This oath is really poisonous, as for..."

"Be sincere, although I think the goddess' entry requirements are really strange. Have you been stimulated or something?"

"I'll help you ask."

"Ah, don't." Yu Bai was in the attitude of wanting to stop him but also wanting to know the truth. He put Wang You's arm halfway and looked at Wang You's interpretation of the suspenseful ethics he had just guessed. Xiao Qingqing said all his conjectures, and finally asked if he was stimulated, so he had to learn tea art first to learn computer?

"It's too lenient for you to be frank, what should the goddess do if she is angry?"

"He won't." Wang You really wanted to correct Yu Bai's title of "goddess", but found that Yu Bai seemed to use this as a code name, not a specific gender.And Xiaoq doesn't care about gender, so just don't change it.Emphasis was placed on Yu Bai's various speculations.

Qq paused for a long time without reply.Then Wang You's computer went black instantly.There is only one bloody one in the middle...

【roll! 】

The stereo also played the background music of "Death is Coming".

"Any question?"

"Yes." Yu Bai couldn't help touching his small battery.It's good not to boot. "Is this not angry?"

"If he got angry, my computer would have been scrapped."

After seeing how powerful his master is, Yu Bai's interest in learning is the highest.Immediately pulled Wang You to start learning tea art.

Wang You casually played a melodious song about flowing water from a small bridge, and turned on a small electric red clay stove at hand to burn the small spring water (although only mineral water can be used), and his body and mind were so calm that he was praised by the teacher before Realm, after the water in the small teapot was boiled, Yu Bai performed a feast of vision, taste and smell composed of water, tea, people and music.

"The tea is ordinary Longjing tea in bulk, the water is mineral water that costs [-] yuan a bottle, the fire is an induction cooker, the pot is made of glass... even the music is played on the computer." This is another sequelae of learning machine learning.

Wang You has all the good things in the learning machine. Although there are also courses on how to make high-end taste with low-grade goods, but most of the practice, Xiao Q is naturally not stingy to give him the best.

But in life, he absolutely can't enjoy it.

It's not just a question of price, for example, can he really use charcoal or wood to clean the water stove?What to do if your home catches fire.

"Great, I think it's already very good." Yu Bai has naturally drank better tea at home, although the method of making tea is not as particular as Wang You, but he really thinks it is very good.Even...better than those expensive teas at home.

Recalling Wang You's actions just now, and smelling the tea in his hand.The learning of tea art, which was originally a bonus, immediately aroused Yu Bai's interest.

After rubbing his hands together, he couldn't help but reach for the teapot, imitating Wang You's actions a few times.

"How about it?"

"It's not that good." Because I was hit by culinary skills before, now I can't help gloating at someone's clumsiness. "And the tea ceremony, it's useless to learn how to act optically."

"Okay, what's the first step?"

"The first step is naturally... memorize these." A super long word file suddenly appeared on Wang You's computer.

The title is just one word "tea".Inside, it is eloquent, the origin of tea, the classification of tea, the cultural background of tea, and the development of tea.There are also the tea art foundations mentioned before: one core, two foundations, three requirements, four tea sets, five tea arts, six conditions, seven standards, eight presentations, nine key points, ten procedures, etc.

Wang You kindly let Xiaoq pinch off some minority tea arts.So as not to disturb the enthusiasm of his first student.

"All of this has to be memorized?" Yu Bai didn't want to be cute, but there were times when he had no other choice but to pretend to be pitiful.

"It's not." Yu Bai doesn't have a learning machine, and he can't be as memorable as he was when he was studying. If the requirements are too strict, it will be a waste of time.

Without a learning machine, it is really a waste of life to spend 12 points of energy learning something that is not interesting and not very necessary.

The tea ceremony is a springboard for Wang You to procrastinate. What he really knows about Sparta is taking Yu Bai to learn computer technology comprehensively.So after Wang You has learned the computer well, he will properly announce that Yu Bai's tea ceremony is qualified.

"You have to remember at least a general idea of ​​these background materials, and you have also memorized a few poems and songs related to tea. Improve your cultural quality. The characteristics and tastes of various teas here, as well as the characteristics of tea sets and water, etc. It must be fully mastered. And I will teach you the key points of posture, this theory is not good.”

It can't be too appropriate, can it?Anyway, we come from the "learning machine" line, we can relax appropriately but we must also maintain quality and quantity.

"Oh." Yu Bai looked at a pile of documents in a bit of confusion.Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, just after graduating from high school, he ushered in the day of endorsement again, but when he thought of how he would be all-powerful on the Internet in the future, his adrenaline burst out immediately.Seriously looked up.

"Keep watching, I'll take a nap first."

With a full smile on his face, Wang You put on the blindfold and fell asleep instantly under Yu Bai's unbelievable + sad eyes.

All students have a dream of being a teacher.

Because... the teacher can give them a lot of homework if he can talk about it, and the teacher can skip their hard work all night with a small check.

When we were memorizing things, the teacher watched.

When we were writing quickly, the teacher watched.

While we were scratching our heads for the exam, the teacher was still watching...

"This feels really good." Satisfied, Wang You looked at Yu Bai's complicated expression through the screen sent by Xiao Q.

"It's a pity that this feeling is only on the surface. Beneath the surface of your sleep lies the truth that you still have to learn from me. Don't kid yourself."

"I think it would be nice to call this process lesson preparation. Alright, let's start the etiquette course... Huh? Teacher Xie, Teacher Qiu!"

When I turned around, I found that Mr. Xie from the modeling design and Mr. Qiu from the etiquette class appeared at the same time.

"Little Q, this is..."

"Today is a mixed class. We will virtualize a large number of customers with different personalities, and you must create suitable shapes for them under the specified conditions." Teacher Xie clapped his hands, and many "people" appeared in the virtual space in an instant, men and women. Young and old have different images and temperaments.

Teacher Qiu, who is in charge of etiquette, also added on the side. "They will make things difficult for you, and your identity will change anytime and anywhere. I can remind you that not all forbearance is the correct answer. Remember, I am your etiquette instructor. While aiming, you can be humble and arrogant, but you must maintain your own unique demeanor."

"it is good."

"Wang You." Xiao Q interrupted suddenly.

"what's up?"

"No, it's nothing. You continue to study."

Xiao Q interrupted suddenly because someone was looking for Wang You on QQ.

Lao Xue: Seeing that your Q is on, why haven't you answered?

Yu Bai, who was reciting the materials, looked at the other party shaking the window twice in a row, and then looked at Wang You who was already asleep, and replied for him.

Yu Bai: Hello, I am his college classmate, he is sleeping now, do you want me to wake him up?

Lao Xue: Forget it, but you are his classmate in college, so you are also my classmate.I am also an S student.

Yu Bai: Really?Which department are you from?I share a bedroom with him...

The study committee member on the other side of the computer smiled with satisfaction...