The old demon of Montenegro wants to practice Taoism

The whole afternoon, Shan Yangze stayed in the house with Huai Shu, and told the donkey and dog in the backyard to be quiet through the high-end magic of sound transmission.

Then at night, after dark, Shan Yangze and Huai Shu went out.

Think about it carefully, the donkey and the dog are still animals after all, even if they do something untimely, for the sake of their livestock, others will not care too much, but as for Huaishu, if he is a human being If you do something, the consequences will be unimaginable, so Shan Yangze thinks it is better to keep the biggest anxiety factor with you.

The two sneaked into the county government, or how can you say that Heishan is the most important part of the good feng shui in Heishan Town?

The gossip mirror on the main entrance of the county yamen flickered after seeing Shan Yangze, and then turned off the light automatically.The two door gods at the door simply turned a blind eye and turned to face the wall, so the road was unimpeded.

People can't see them, and those who can see monsters dare not touch them.

Heishan Town is a big town, and the county office is well organized, and the paperwork in the study is organized neatly by category, which saves Shan Yangze a lot of trouble.

Although he basically has all the memories of the main body, the main body is a monster after all, and he doesn't know anything about the government's policies and systems, so Shan Yangze not only found out the normal guides, but also looked at the guides of monks and priests, and Relevant regulations and so on, it’s over until the cock crows.

But finally it was all resolved.

Its daybreak.

At two o'clock in the morning, not only came the dental clinic, but when Boss Qi heard that Shan Yangze was going to buy a house, although he couldn't move himself, he still sent Zhang San to fill the scene. When he arrived at the government, Shan Yangze would do it in the morning When the good road leads to the exit, everyone is stunned.

Last night, Shan Yangze spent the whole night in the county government office, so naturally he didn't just make two guides for himself and his concubine, he even compiled a set of identity documents for himself.

In other words, the Taoist route he took, and the guidance of the ancestors of all dynasties and generations, and the official certification documents of the Taoist temple can be traced back to the Qin Dynasty at the farthest, almost 2000 years ago.

It's just that when manpower was exhausted, he was the only one left in the Xuanming Sect.

There is a high-level background and a glorious history, both of which are made up, and the current loneliness, the contrast should not be too sharp, the gap should not be too sad, it will kill everyone sitting here in seconds.

Even the people in the Yasuo were respectful, and said with relief: "No wonder you took a fancy to that house, it turned out to be an expert."

The house issue and the identity issue were resolved so smoothly. Master Heishan was officially recognized by the government, and he finally officially became a member of Heishan Town and settled down in the town.

About ten days later, Shanyangze's new house was almost furnished, and he became very famous in the town.

Mainly because of three things:

First, he brought back the old man of the Qi family, who was said to be ready for the coffin by Dr. Lin, an apricot forest master in the town, from the Palace of the King of Hell.

Second, he rescued Mrs. Zhang's grandson from the frying pan unscathed, the only grandson of the three generations of the Zhang family.

Third, he is the only successor of a prestigious school of Taoism.

The house has been repaired, but the few people living there are rather strange.

Shan Yangze lived in the main house with his younger brother, a donkey and a dog. Of course, this house is big and the main house is seven rooms wide, so it can still fit.

It's just... no one lives like this.

But there is no way, hanging on the door of the new house in Shanfu, every creature living in the main courtyard, no matter whether they can breathe or not, whether they can bask in the sun or not, there is no one...

There is a large garden garden in the middle of the house, which has become the site of Huaishu. Under the rockery are buried the ashes of the two female ghosts that he brought down from the mountain, surrounded by Juyin that he begged Shanyangze to paint. symbol.And it's okay, he can stick out the roots of the tree, look up at the sky and so on.

The Chaoshou verandah in the house has become a world where donkeys and dogs chase and fight.At first they chased each other, but after all the butterfly spirits and sparrow spirits on the mountain had come down, they started chasing sparrows again.

Shan Yangze stood at the entrance of the main house and looked at the three generals who were restless in the yard, and the two female ghosts who cleaned up the house during the day and the yard at night. He sighed and thought: It's okay, it's a lively life like this .

When the house was cleaned up, Shan Yangze fired firecrackers in accordance with the local customs, but he didn't expect that the first person who came to the door was not the boss of the Qi family, nor the Zhang family whose grandson was rescued by him in the market last time, but from Montenegro. Taoist priests up and down.

More than half a month has passed since the thunder calamity in Montenegro, and most of the Taoist priests who have come here are not very advanced in mana, or they are too far away.

In fact, the mountain mansion is facing Heishan, and the road at the gate is one of the two roads from the mountain to the town. These days, the probability of meeting a Taoist priest is not small, but the people who came and went to the mansion in the past few days were workers from the town. Helping to clean up the house, repairing the fence and so on, it was noisy, and the door plaque was not hung, so the Taoist priests came and went, took a look and left.

That's right, this Taoist priest was attracted by the door plaque.

Shanyangze is a mountain, and there are quite a lot of trees growing on it. Although the old demon of Heishan is not very clear about when he obtained enlightenment and spiritual consciousness, but according to the calculation of the time of Shanyangze, Heishan's The spiritual consciousness has been around for 5000 years, and when the Black Mountain was formed, counting forward, there is no edge.

In this way, many of the trees on his mountain were calculated with four-digit ages, especially some trees that were too long to be hugged by dozens of people, and were buried in the mountain due to the change of the mountain. Come and go again and again, there will be gloomy trees in Montenegro, and the number can scare people to death.

Gloomy wood is also called ebony, although there is a word "wood" in the name, it has actually broken away from the category of wood and has gone into the category of fossils. It is very old and precious.

Moreover, this thing is free from insects, rot, and water seepage. It was used by the emperor to make coffins. Every year, hundreds of officials go everywhere to find this kind of wood for the emperor, but now the emperor has counted three to five hundred. The number of gloomy wood is getting less and less.

Of course, this thing is also a treasure in Taoism. Although it has been buried in the ground for thousands of years, it is said that the yin energy should be very heavy, but this thing can be made into ornaments to ward off evil spirits, and it can be ground into powder and used in incense. In short, there are many advantages.

Why are there almost no legends about the emperor becoming a ghost or a zombie in the legendary ghost novels from ancient times to the present, because most of the emperor's coffins are made of gloomy wood, and he cannot transform into a dead body.

As for the Taoist priest, he couldn't walk when he saw such a large plaque at the gate of Shanyangze.

On impulse, he went up and knocked on the door.

The person who opened the door was an individual, a long-term worker selected by Shanyang Ze from the town, who was specially used to watch the door.

Outsiders are not allowed to enter the courtyard, nor can they pass through the Hanging Flower Gate, so the Taoist priest was welcomed into the guest room in the inverted seat next to the gate. After sitting down, the Taoist priest began to regret it a bit. Why?In any case, he couldn't hold back his face and said to his master: Can you cut a piece of your door plaque for me?

The power of this kind of action to increase hatred is probably comparable to that of people saying "I want to dig your ancestral grave".

The Taoist priest began to sweat, but when he turned his face to look at the furnishings in the room, the cold sweat turned into hot sweat.

There is no way, because monsters naturally want to occupy territory, a few monsters are secretly surging.

In the previous thunder disaster, the monsters on the Black Mountain also went to seven or eight, so in order to avoid the waves of Taoist priests on the mountain, the number of monsters who came down the mountain alive was actually no more than twenty, and most of them could no longer maintain Humanoid.

Of course, there are only four monsters on Montenegro that can appear in a fully human state, including the old Montenegro monster.

Among the four, Shan Yangze is an individual, and the concept of occupying land is not serious enough, so he should be removed first.Then the black donkey was scolded by Shan Yangze when he was fighting for the territory, and then it stopped, but there were only one dog and one tree left, all of whom were special tossing masters.

How do dogs take up space?He pissed, and then Shan Yangze slashed his meat severely for five days. After that, Huai Shu won without a fight, so the large and small decorations in the house, even some furniture, were all Made out of his 1000 year old fallen branches and leaves.

The main body of Huaishu is a locust tree, and it is still a very old locust tree, which may be the same for ordinary people, but the person who came to the door today was a Taoist priest, and he could tell that it was a locust tree, so he again My heart itch.

When Shan Yangze came in, the Taoist priest had already clenched his hands tightly together, one hand wanted to reach for the ornaments on the table, and the other hand desperately blocked them, both of them had a great time fighting.

Seeing the master coming in, the Taoist priest was slightly taken aback, and after a long time of twitching, he said: "Where is the furniture in your house made? The poor Taoist sees that the furniture has a strange shape and exquisite materials, and he likes it very much. He also wants to order two sets." .”

Forgive Shan Yangze for his carelessness, if he put it away three months ago, he specified that he would not let Huai Shu put things in the guest room, but due to the last lightning strike, the branches and leaves of Huai Shu that had grown for thousands of years also fell off a lot, Shan Yang The thousand-year-old pagoda tree sword that Ze Xin had been thinking about had finally found its place, so he was a little bit ignorant of the hundred-year-old tree.

But when the Taoist asked this question, Shan Yangze came to his senses.

At this moment, the black dog rushed into the guest room again, holding a frisbee made by Shanyangze in its mouth, and wagging its tail around Shanyangze in circles.

My lord, my lord, please lose the Frisbee!

There is no way, the locust tree spirit feels that it is a bit inferior to play with dogs. The black donkey is still a donkey, and only the king is a considerate and good person.

But seeing the black dog, the Taoist's eyes straightened again.

Because of the frisbee in its mouth, the teeth can be seen clearly, the dog is obviously already ten years old.

A black dog with no hairs on its body. The dog is ten years old! "Can you give me some dog blood?"

Shan Yangze stared, how could he say that his colleagues are enemies, coveting the property under his own name, it is really abominable!

"Seeing off the guests!" Shan Yangze flicked his sleeves, turned his head and left.

Two long-term workers who were tall and rough invited the old Taoist priest out of the guest room. Just at the gate, the old Taoist priest saw the black donkey returning with three sacks on its back.He couldn't help turning his head and yelled into the mansion again: "When your donkey is dead, can you share my donkey's hooves?"

I won't even die if you die!White gas came out of the black donkey's nostrils, and he knocked the old Taoist upside down.