A chance to meet Qi Ling, whom she loves so much, and her goal is: to kick Wu Wu to become the protagonist...
But she says she's not Su...
She said Chen Xi was Su...
She came to defeat the Sus to welcome her spirit back home...
Her "Wu Xie" is Qi Ling's real lover...
.........
According to her, the age of those Sus is generally not very old, and all of them are people whose brains have been shocked by the cool male god...
So the general IQ is low...
But they all have various cheats developed by God Su...
……
But her mouth is a bit difficult to pry, she talks a lot of nonsense, and always calls me a waste, a fool, a gay... So, in the end, I helped her close the coffin...
That bloody look... I can't save my breath...
In the end, I stabbed her in the neck again to cut the weeds and roots to avoid unnecessary troubles... Besides, it would be better to die with a single knife than to die like that!
Poker-Face came over again and helped me wipe off the blood on my hands. This time the blood was warm, but Poker-Face's hands were cool... very comfortable!
I looked at him calmly and wiped my hand with a serious expression, not to mention that this face really has the potential to attract little girls!
I got out of the oil bottle without cleaning it. I proposed to seal the coffin, and they all agreed.
We probably sealed it up and changed the location. The geomantic omen of this treasure cave has been broken, and raising blood corpses is probably not a problem, although her head has already exploded...
To be honest, I don't have much living blood in my hands. Even if many people died because of me, the people I killed... are really pitifully small.
Probably because of practicing Buddhism, I have always respected life.
I silently recited a Sutra of Rebirth, and hoped that she would not be a fool in her next life...
The fat man leaned against the stone wall, smoking a cigarette, and chatting with Poker Bottle by the way.
"Brother, do you know? Many people said that innocence has changed in those ten years."
"Um…"
"But I feel that my innocence hasn't changed, it's still the same, a loving and kind idiot."
"Ah."
"But he has also changed... He no longer needs our protection. He has learned to hide his vulnerability and face those things... But fortunately, the relationship between the three of us has not changed."
"…Um…"
"Our naivety is actually very naive. He did what those people couldn't do! Those self-righteous guys were all played by our naivety like monkeys."
"Ah."
"But naively, he had a really hard time during that time! I wanted to help him, but what I could do was to listen to his arrangement! The deepest pain was still borne by him alone..."
"Um…"
"Okay, brother, say something. Don't just say yes, you will be sold out after going out."
"Wu Xie is very hurt, but we have to help him bear more when we do it again."
"Heh! There is progress! Come over to the bottle, let me love you!"
Then there was no sound, probably because Poker Fate automatically ignored the words...
I put my hand on the coffin and made a stroke, and after completing this set of movements, I turned my head, and the fat man and Poker bottle were talking to the third uncle above...
We took our things and climbed up the tree fork, and returned to the guest house overnight.
This time the face-stealer in the purple jade box did not forget to pretend, and I picked it up without any dislike.
I probably took some of the valuables we collected, and gave the rest to Fatty and Poker.
Now I am still a young man, at least I have to deceive...everyone, a large part of my last win was due to their underestimation of me.
It took me a long time to wear them down so low that I could attack, and I knew their strength from a deeper level.
Even if I won last time, that can't be the reason for me to look down on them, on the contrary, I can't look down on them.
The third uncle and Pan Zi kept looking at me along the way, and I was too embarrassed to make out with the fat man.Probably because my handsome and normal third uncle called me away dishonestly.
The third uncle's gaze seemed to be looking at an idiot, "Nephew?" His tone sounded normal, but there was a deep chill in it.I rushed over helplessly and gave him a deep hug.The third uncle pushed me angrily, stared at my face for a long time before he let go. "The eldest nephew is really you, why are you so stupid today?"
I babbled, no matter how I said this, it was a problem, I couldn't say that it wasn't me, could I!I smiled at my third uncle with a sincere look, "I fell in love with that little brother at first sight."
The third uncle was stabbed. He patted my shoulder and ran his fingers behind my ear. He said with a smile on his face: "Silly nephew, if you are really interested in that little brother, let me stop this idea as soon as possible." Yes! If you really become gay, our old Wu family will really be extinct!" The sad look on his face was very funny, so I laughed...
This time I went back and had a quick meal before going to rest.Probably because they were too tired and no one said anything, even Chen Xi's Su, who came to Su Moyouping, didn't speak.
After eating, everyone went back to the room, but the fat man had no place to live here and there were not many rooms.In the end, the fat man squeezed into the room where Poker-Face and I shared, and took a bed away...
☆, just a dream
At night, both Fatty and Pokerfing took a shower early and went to bed. I probably didn't feel too tired because I became Ah Piao before, so I washed myself and dug out.
I probably moved around, and found that my body was indeed similar to what Heixiazi said, and there was nothing redeeming about it...
Although I am not tired like a dog, I am also tired after climbing such a high tree.I climbed onto the bed and tore off the quilt and lay in, lying on the bed side by side with Poker Bottle.
Poker-Face sleeps very quietly, but Fatty's voice...like thunder...I don't know how Poker-Face sleeps.
I closed my eyes crankily, let's go to rest early. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
After lying down for a while, I naturally fell asleep. In the dream, we returned to Yucun.
I was the first one to get up, and when I got up, I took the fat man to cook.Boyouping likes to stay in bed, so I went to pull him up after cooking.
Poker-Face and I slept in the same room, there were two beds missing, and Fatty slept in one alone.We only have two bedrooms, and the fat man was sleeping and snoring again, so I teamed up with Poker-Face.
Poker bottle was still half awake, but his expressionless face was still calm.The fat man came over and teased Pokerfing for a long time, but he didn't get a fart from Pokerfinger!
The fat man got bored and went back to the kitchen to serve the bowl. I found that being bored is really a very powerful skill.Well, it's as powerful as my sarcasm.
Yes, such people are generally very powerful!
We had nothing to do after eating, so we used the spring water in the village to make green tea bought in the supermarket in the town in front of the bonsai in the yard.
We don't have to work, and it's not the busy farming period recently, it's really a pain in the ass...
It was like this until the afternoon, and we maintained the formation: I was on the fat man's stomach, the fat man was on the Poker bottle's stomach, and the Poker bottle was on my stomach.
We are watching the sky.
Recently, in the early autumn, the Si Mu leaves fell in a row, we watched without talking, some of the fallen leaves hit us and none of us brushed them off.
There are a few white clouds floating in the blue sky, we are lying on the wooden benches in the yard, the fallen leaves are floating in the air, falling on us... Occasionally, there are a few birdsong in the sky, and the breeze caresses my cheeks...
Somehow my eyelashes drooped and I fell asleep again...
At that time, my heart was very quiet, as if it had melted into the wind...
☆、The rookie from the finish line
When I opened my eyes, I was still in the same position as when I fell asleep last night, but Poker Ping's hair was a bit messy.
I stared straight at the ceiling for a while, feeling a little annoyed.
Yucun is my end, I finally finished everything, this is back to the beginning...
It’s as if you have studied hard for ten years and devoted all your attention to studying. At eighteen, you have never even touched a girl’s hand, you have never even been to an amusement park, and you have never even played a game... Finally, you were admitted to Peking University. Accepting the confession of the school girl... Then you fell asleep and went back to the time when you entered kindergarten...
Fuck me! ! !
No matter how good your quality is, you will probably be wiped out by these two words...
I took out my phone from under my pillow, the latest Nokia...
I hesitated for a moment, touched the upper left button and pressed it, the screen turned on, and I checked the time.
It's already afternoon, and I'm very hungry.
I turned my head to look at Poker Ping, and lazily called out, "Brother, wake up!"
Poker bottle heard the words and looked at me, his eyes were rare pure black, so he looked at me faintly, his jet black hair was sprinkled on his pale cheeks, and his delicate eyebrows were slightly frowning.
His crimson lips parted slightly, and there was a bit of laziness in his cold voice, he said, "I don't think of..."
I"…"
After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes again, and I smiled with my mouth curled up, "Sleep if you want to sleep, I'll go get something to eat, and I'll bring you whatever you want."
I waited for a while until I got a stuffy oil bottle and an um, "I want to eat meat! Eat Dongpo elbow!"
...
This one from Fat Man…
I got up to see the fat man again, the fat man looked at me and muttered that he didn't want to get up, turned over and turned over the quilt, and his call came again after a while.
I helplessly covered Fatty's quilt back, and went downstairs by myself.
I sneaked into the kitchen and made a bowl of noodles for myself, and added an egg by the way, I was a little dazed looking at the white smoke rising from the pot.
Is Yucun a dream or is it a dream now...
I'm a bit lost...
"Boss, boss..." It was Chen Xi's voice, there was no special pretense but a bit of a girl's dry sweetness, "Oh! Wu Xie, why is it you?"
I lowered my eyes slightly, took out the contents of the pot, and asked Chen Xi, who was sitting on the stove and staring at me drooling, I asked casually, "I said Chen Xi, you What are you doing in the kitchen?"
Chen Xi opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.
I smiled and grabbed the noodles and threw them into the pot, sprinkled some chopped green onion and sesame oil on the noodles in the bowl, put the chopsticks in front of Chen Xi, "Silly girl, eat when you're hungry." I turned around and added another egg to the pot, and said as I added, "Except for necessary things, I will not treat you badly in small things."
I was not in the mood to communicate with her, and she didn't seem to like to talk too much to me, so she thanked me and started to eat. I also turned around and looked at the dishes in the kitchen, thinking about what to do later...
☆, my guy is called Wang Meng
My bowl of noodles was cooked soon, and I sat next to her after serving it out.
"Do that..." She ate the noodles one by one, and her eyes were also focused on Wan Li's face.
After I chewed the noodles in my mouth and swallowed them, I looked at the noodles on the chopsticks and said, "Don't worry, it won't be life-threatening."
"Yeah." She ate another piece of noodles, and it took a long time for her to eat such a small bowl! (Don’t you even look at the hand pole wide noodles!! Why don’t you eat like this!)
"Wu Xie, I believe in you."
Her voice was rare and serious, as if she was making a promise, "You won't harm me."
I also smiled and said praise but didn't listen. It doesn't matter if she believes me or not, she has to do what I say anyway.
I finished the bowl of noodles and threw the bowl in front of Chen Xi. I am a boss but not a hard worker. I care about employees, not serve them. Every successful leader is close to the people, but every public will think that he is a leader!
I cut up the lean meat in the kitchen and fried it for two plates. I washed the vegetables and cut them up. After searching around, I found half a pork liver. I also fried it at that time. I also threw some mushrooms into the pressure cooker. Order some meat, make soup...
After working for a long time, the meal is ready. We live in the guest house in the village. As for the service, it all depends on the mood of others.No, no one came to see us today.
I think it's almost time for dinner.
The next day after we rested, we rented a villager’s bullock cart (we wanted to ride a motorcycle, but suddenly realized that it was only in 03.) and went to the town, and then took a car from the town to the city .
It was much easier to go to the city. I sold the train ticket and got on the train that night. After another two days and one night, I finally arrived in Hangzhou.
We separated after we got off the train. I took out the mobile phone that I had gotten used to in the past two days and called Wang Meng.
In the end, "Who is it! The disturbing dream early in the morning! Is it necessary to fight!"
I"…"
"Speak? Don't say hang up! Hmph, if I have time, don't you...
boss! ! ! "
I hummed lightly...
"5555~Boss, I was wrong!! I was really wrong!! Don't deduct my salary!!...555...I was really wrong..."
"You are wrong, classmate Wang Mengmeng." I smiled without any haze, and my voice abandoned any emotions...
"Boss~ um~ um~" The voice on the other side of the phone scrambled, and the impression of Wang Meng in my heart was that mature and rational gold medal guy who didn't show any signs. Hearing such an energetic Wang Meng felt really good kinda...
In fact, I guess Wang Meng hated me at that time. After all, I made him suffer so much. I guess other people would not hate me...
Because I'm his boss...
In fact, I really didn't treat him very well, at most I trusted him more than others, but he betrayed me, even if he was doing it for my own good.
I suppressed the formulaic smile on my face, rubbed my face, and said, "I'm at the train station, come and pick me up quickly."
I went to the canteen of the supermarket to buy a pack of cigarettes, squatted at the gate of the train station and smoked one by one, looking at Hangzhou, which I didn’t know how long had been away, I felt a little uncomfortable in my eyes.
I learned to care from being heartless, and from caring to indifference.But now, I actually miss...
I don't know that idiot said: No matter what you have experienced, when they become memories, they are beautiful.
It's been a long time since Hangzhou.
At some point, a somewhat familiar figure stood in front of me. I raised my head, and it turned out to be Wang Meng.
He was wearing a gray shirt and dark blue sweatpants, and his silhouette still looked a bit childish just out of college. His good temperament was completely ruined by him...
He said bitterly, "Boss..."
I squinted at him, stood up, my feet were a little numb, I supported his shoulders and stood up, I smiled and said: "Wang Meng, pack your luggage and go home!"
Wang Meng hurriedly carried the luggage and stuffed it into the trunk for me, and I got in the car and sat in the passenger seat.
I looked at the scenery outside the window all the way, and my mood improved for a rare moment, but Wang Meng opened his mouth without looking long.
He asked cautiously: "Boss, don't deduct my salary for this month, okay..."
I turned my head and glanced at him, his eyes were very sincere... I smiled back and said slowly: "Okay, your salary for this month will not be deducted."
Wang Meng's eyes widened in disbelief. After a long time, he grinned, "Boss! You are so kind!!"
I smiled faintly and said quietly: "Don't say that, what I mean is, then deduct your salary for next month."
"No!!"
Listening to Wang Meng's screams, the corners of my lips curled up in a good mood...
☆、Moyin is the ghost from there again
When I got back to Xiling Yinshe, I saw the layer of dust on the counter. I took a quick look at Wang Meng, and he looked guilty.Guess what happened, maybe I was away and he forgot to go to work.
Wang Meng has done a lot of unprofessional things, but he will never do things that affect his salary. It is a very realistic process. He wants to change jobs, or he wants to change jobs with high wages, but he still stays. up.
I decided to deduct a few dollars from his salary to play.Well, it's such a happy decision, whoever made him want to leave me, the disobedient goblin always has to be punished to grow his memory.
After announcing this, I told him to look around the store and then went upstairs to catch up on sleep. Sleeping is a very necessary thing.
After a long day in the car, I was so tired that I almost fell asleep as soon as I hit the bed.
I was woken up by Wang Meng. I looked at my watch and found that I had slept for two hours, which was probably enough.
In those few years, I developed the habit of getting up when I woke up. I put on black suit pants, a gray shirt, and a silver-gray long trench coat.
I followed Wang Meng to meet the customer who was said to be very beautiful but difficult to serve.
It was a girl. She was standing in the lobby with her back to the door, as if she was looking at the scenery of West Lake. I
I immediately put on a polite smile, and then slowed down my pace...
The girl has long seaweed-like hair, a purple leather jacket on her upper body, and white trousers on her lower body.Tall, with long legs and thin waist.
This back view is very interesting, I silently gave him such an evaluation in my heart, and walked over without showing it.
"Miss Mo (Is there such a surname among hundreds of surnames?), our boss is here!"
We stood there for two seconds, but she didn't have any intention of turning back. Wang Meng had no choice but to remind me that I was a little annoyed. I guess this is another Su who came to make a fuss.
Wang Meng reminded her several times before the woman turned her head. She was not bad, with big eyes, a straight nose, a small mouth, and fair skin... Probably, it was about the same as Chen Xi's.After growing up like this, I still come to soak in the oil bottle.Does Poker Bottle like this...
But this woman's noble and glamorous foolish appearance on her body makes her feel really...
I owe a lesson...
I smiled as gentle as jade, "Hello, Miss Mo, I am Wu Xie, the owner of Xiling Yinshe. May I ask what you need?"
That idiot glanced at me, and his cold and alienated smile suddenly shattered... This charming man turned out to be Wu Xie, the trash in the book! ! !wrong!How could it be waste? ! !
That is obviously a male god! ! ...from Moyin.
I watched the woman change from a glamorous goddess to a nymphomaniac, and I almost didn't collapse. The corners of my lips and brows curled up..."Stupid." I couldn't believe she was such a simple person...
She looked at me shyly, "Handsome, what's your name? Would you like to leave a phone number?"
I smiled faintly, "Miss Mo, are you here to buy a notebook?"
She nodded blankly, "The male god is right!!"
Look at your face again if you feel it!I meditated in my heart, turned my feet and took her to the Silk Book of the Warring States Period that I personally made, and talked to her gently with a smile.
"The god is right!" She looked at me from top to bottom without blinking her eyes, and when I asked her, she answered like a kid in kindergarten...
I bent my lips to look at her, and slightly lowered my voice, "It's very expensive~"
She gave me a dissatisfied look, and pouted, "He is the young head of the Mo family, the first family of tomb robbers, and he is very rich."
As if to prove something, he snatched the silk book in my hand and held it in his arms, and handed a credit card in front of me with the other hand, I smiled and swiped the card on the card reader, it was quite a lot! !I squinted my eyes and rowed halfway...
She raised her head and raised her chin at me, as if I could take care of you.
I saw that the business was done and took her to the door, "Welcome to visit next time."
rich idiot...
Outside the door, "By the way, I don't seem to be here to see the handsome guy! But Wu Xie is really nice (>﹏<)"
I watched her leave and went back to my seat at the counter with a paralyzed face. I took out my notebook and began to fiddle with it. Listening to Wang Meng's excited Yeyejia wages, I said lightly, "Shut up Wang Meng, if you call me again, I will deduct it." You're getting next month's salary."
Well, it's fun to watch Wang Meng's mournful face quietly...
☆, Poker Bottle was drugged
I searched for some information and copied them carefully into the notebook, neatly, thinking... Wang Meng pretended to be working hard on the counter (staring at the door without moving.) After a while, he fell asleep on his stomach.
In this way, we stayed until dinner. When Wang Meng got up, I didn't scold him, and he was very sensible and bought me dinner.
I went upstairs after he left, and after a while in bed, I opened the window at eight o'clock in the evening.
The night wind blew in. I touched my slightly long hair with my hand, and then closed it.I turned my head slightly to look at the side of the window sill, and I smiled, "Hey! Bottle."
Poker Bottle frowned and nodded.
He handed me a leather envelope and said, "You'll need these things..."
His brows were tightly wrinkled, he raised his hand to put my shoulder on it, then quickly retracted, his eyes flickered.
I only have the bath towel on me right now, but I don't think he will have any emotional changes because of this, but it's a big deal for Poker Frown to frown, so I felt a twitch in my heart, and asked with my mouth: "What's wrong?"
I hurriedly took the fruit knife from the fruit plate on the bedside table into my hand, turned it sideways and looked around.
In my room, the lamp on the bedside was turned on, and the place where the oil bottle was located happened to be out of reach, so I couldn't see it very clearly.
"Wu Xie." Poker Ping stopped me, "No danger..." His voice hesitated, "I've been drugged, but...can I..."
As soon as Poker Bottle said this, I didn't know what to say. I acted normally, and my brain was completely blank. "That...that..." I hesitated, "The bathroom is there." I pointed in the direction of the bathroom.
In fact, I was hesitant, and the next thing I did was anger...Dare to drug my brother, go to the toilet with a flashlight, and seek death one by one!
Poker bottle was stunned for a moment and then walked over. After he entered, I continued to look at my notebook. With excellent hearing, I couldn't calm down when I heard the ambiguous noises in the toilet.
The weather in Hangzhou has been gloomy for the past few days, and today is also a starless and moonless night.The air pressure is a bit high, listening to this trivial sound, I feel a kind of anxiety from the inside out...
I endured the discomfort in my heart and shook my head, and put the earplugs in my ears, but the small voice was infinitely amplified by my unconscious focus...
So I went out and made a cup of coffee, drank it in one gulp, the bitter taste slipped down my mouth and into the esophagus, my mind was full of that bitter taste...
take all thoughts away...
I'm squinting... my brain is much clearer...
I sat in the living room flipping through my phone, thinking, I think I must have another chance at absolute silence...
I thought about it quietly, I don't know how long...
I took out my phone and sent the first message to Chen Xi:
Wind and fire in March, misty rain people.
I closed my phone and continued to think with my notebook. In fact, thinking is also addictive. This kind of world is empty, and everything is formed in my own calculations...
Sometimes it's like smoking a cigarette.
Obviously knowing the consequences but just can't quit...
I don't know how long it took, but I was hugged by a hot and scary embrace...
☆、irresponsible someone
My first instinct was to turn around.
I turned around and saw Poker-Face's eyes, he opened his mouth and bit my earlobe...
His pure black eyes like ice lakes are full of desire at this moment, and the movements on his ears are even less attractive...
At that time, I jerked my head back and hit Pokerfing with the back of my head. I managed to restore Pokerfing's sanity, but at the cost, my head was numb, and my eyes were so dizzy that I couldn't see clearly. , I hurriedly said: "Bottle, wake up! I'm Wu Xie!"
"Wu Xie..." Pokerfing's voice was low and unexpectedly sexy.
I took advantage of this time to put on the pants that I didn't know when I threw them on the sofa. Without pants, under the absolute force value of Poker Bottle, it's not enough to fall to the ground and do whatever I want! !
Then Poker-Face pounced on me again, and pushed me straight onto the sofa! !He moved his head to my neck and kissed me, and his hands were dishonest as he wanted to take off my pants...
I applaud my wit!I stretched out my hand and pressed Poker Fing's hand on my trouser waist, and I blew on Poker Fing's ear and said softly, "Don't do this, I'll help you..."
According to my guess, Pokerfing's situation is probably controlled by desire, and the shooting, hand, and gun skills are too poor to shoot. I think now I should find a woman for Pokerfing...
Poker bottle raised his head when he heard the words, his empty eyes looked at me with an irresistible sadness.
I laughed and pulled him up, reached into his pants and grabbed his little brother...
Hmm... Fortunately, it didn't pierce my body, otherwise tomorrow's Suwen Daily will have a headline: "Wu Xie dies because of a chrysanthemum..."
Feel guilty just thinking about it...
I held his hot hard object in my hands and moved, my ears were filled with the heavy breathing of the stuffy oil bottle, and he was still holding me in his sweat, biting, biting, and licking me...
Finally, he hugged me tightly, let out a muffled groan, and the scorching white hot body was in my already numb hands...
He let go of me panting heavily and fell down on the sofa.
In fact, this person doesn't have to be boring to help him, and the same goes for fat people, but these two people are the only ones who can help me in this way. If I change someone, I will call him a dick.
Poker bottle is because in my impression he is a mythical existence!It is blasphemy to find a chicken for a heartless and desireless existence that has nothing to do with women! !
And Fatty, he has someone he wants to guard...give him that...he will fight me hard...
But now...
The most stressful thing is not that...
I took a deep breath and went to the bathroom to beat others.No response, you think I'm impotent!
I went to the bathroom for a while and then threw myself on the bed. Maybe I was too tired and had no dreams all night.
When I woke up the next day, it was 5:[-]. I got up to brush my teeth and wash my face. I looked at the red spots on my neck in the mirror. Out of ideas.
Endure it or forget it, after all, I can't beat him.But?, how to explain when I go to see Uncle San later...
"Get up the bottle." I found a scarf in the closet. It was still hand-knitted, black, not too wide or tight... Could it be that girl who knitted it...
"Wu Xie" Boyouping on the sofa poked out his fluffy head from under the quilt, bit his lower lip and looked at me innocently, his eyes...as if he blamed him for not being human. "Wu Xie, I didn't do it on purpose..."
Pulling the scarf, I immediately put on a heartbroken, you are so cruel expression... I just look at it and don't speak haha →_→
who is better than whom
Facts have proved that it is my fault that anyone can hold back compared to Pokerfoil...
"Get up!" I rolled my eyes at him, this is the legendary saying "put on your pants and forget about love!"In vain I worked hard last night, I don't even know how to let me go!
"Yeah." Seeing that I answered him, that guy turned over and fell asleep again...
"Get up the damn oil bottle for me!!!"
……
☆, third uncle
After dragging Poker Bottle up, I was too lazy to cook, so I just called Wang Meng myself and asked him to bring it. What a normal thing!He had to ask me to increase my salary to bring it, isn't it just ten yuan...
So I generously added five yuan to his monthly salary despite his repeated requests.Ha ha!I'm not joking, but just thinking of Wang Meng's hard-pressed face and unable to tell, I can't help feeling better.is enough...
Waiting and waiting and still not waiting for breakfast, on the one hand, I was under the pressure of being hungry, and on the other hand, I also had to bear the hints in the eyes from the boring oil bottle... If you are hungry, go and cook by yourself!
Finally, my third uncle sent a text message, and I couldn't help myself and went to my third uncle's house.
Poker-Face is messing around in the kitchen, and I'm going to push the show.
Because I'm going to Tibet, and Wu Xie has to stay in the shop, so I'm going to exchange identities with Poker Ping during this time.
I drove my broken gold cup to the third uncle's side slowly.
Just like I don't know if it was his plan or just a coincidence that my third uncle took me to fight back then, I don't know what the third uncle means to me, but now I really want to take my third uncle On to the most manageable and dangerous part of my plan.
I'm so unfilial...
Suppressing the feeling of guilt in my heart and squinting my eyes unconsciously, I looked at the road ahead and felt a sense of bewilderment... Damn, I'm not a virgin again. This first time feeling is just like that!
This thing must be done, and the people who do these things must be me.
"Third Uncle!" I poked my head out from the door to see Third Uncle who was sitting at the table reading the ledger, called out and entered the door.
The third uncle put down the account book and rubbed his eyes, and I also sat in front of him, "The eldest nephew came very quickly this time."
I pretended to be hurt and smiled and said, "Isn't it because I'm afraid that I'll miss out on having no daughters?" I said that it was very unsatisfactory not to marry a wife in my previous life, so I said again, "Sanshu, you know a lot of people, so why don't you get married?" Let me introduce someone."
The third uncle looked at me very seriously, "Well, what do you think of that girl Chen Xi?"
Me: "...!!" Damn what a joke!
I looked dazed, "Third Uncle, look at your nephew is so handsome! At first glance, he must be at Fan Bingbing's level!"
The third uncle looked at my pure expression, and smiled strangely, "Fan Bingbing? Return the maid to Princess Ge Geli?"
His face is so bad for my eyesight!
"Yeah! What's swollen?" I thought it was silly to discuss the entertainment industry with people more than ten years ago, and when I realized this, I immediately changed my expression, "Third Uncle, you want me to come for the share of this fight." Bar!"
The third uncle nodded, and took out a few piles of money from the drawer for me. I reached out to take it and he stopped me, and said with a smile, "Nephew, I know you still have good things. If you don't take them out, it's not righteous."
I groaned, withdrew my hand, and cursed: "Near death, damn it, I can't do it with such a small thing!"
Reluctantly, I took out the backpack that was still in the car, and showed him the purple jade box, "That's it! How much can this box, which is less than the size of a palm, hold?"
The third uncle smiled dishonestly, "If you don't say anything else, this box can be worth this amount."
I groaned, and asked in disbelief: "This broken box is only 60!!"
The third uncle slapped me with a slap, "Get out of here! 60 is insatiable for you!"
"Sixty thousand is too little..."
☆, ready to fight again
As soon as the box came out, it was not much different from the original one. After I opened the box and took out the copper fish, I repeatedly brought up the topic in other places, but every time I was led back by the third uncle.
Then, old photos...
In the end, the third uncle took Pan Zi to Xisha, but the business was still left to me.
After the third uncle left, I looked at his account book at his place, and found that the third uncle really didn't trust me.Well, if he can finish approving these things, no one will be able to move his business in the past few weeks.
But he didn't finish the approval. Thinking about it, I also have arrangements, and the next thing will be done by the oil bottle... I still followed his way of thinking to finish the approval, but I didn't expect that I would put such an important thing as not eating. ignored.
I also convinced myself that it was noon after the batch was over, and I had no intention of staying any longer. I greeted my third uncle's clerk and drove to buy things. I seemed to be in a hurry than my third uncle...
Before purchasing, I deliberately bought a pair of pure black sunglasses... well, and a pack of cigarettes.
The purchasing experience was unexpectedly smooth, not to mention that no one bullied me, not to mention that some people offered discounts on my own initiative.Even if there is no discount, the price is low and low...
In fact, it is a relatively pleasant shopping experience. Of course, if people call me not Hei Ye but Xiao San Ye or Little Buddha, it can be called perfect.
But the little third master is an existence that will be cheated, and the little Buddha has not yet.As for letting Hei Xiazi know what will happen to this matter, there is no need to think about it at all. I will bet you with my understanding of Hei Xiazi for more than ten years, he will only remember you with a smile.
After selling the things, I drove my broken gold cup back home, after all, there are still bottles at home, right?
I drove to the store, and without accident, I saw Wang Meng dozing off on the counter as soon as I entered the door.
As soon as I entered the store, he quickly raised his head and saw that it was me, he let out an ah, and immediately turned his head to look into the back room, and I followed his gaze.Wu Xie was making gestures with a chessboard...
This Wu Xie figured out who it was with his toes, so I took a quick step and knocked Wang Meng unconscious.
"Hey!" I pulled his face to look left and right, finally, the chessboard in his hand fell off, and he let me approach him stiffly, his eyes didn't know what to look at, he, finally almost fell When he kissed him, he made a sound, "Why the fuck is Miss Hua looking at me like that!"
I almost didn't jump, but it was only a near miss. I said with a faint smile: "Ai Qing is ready, and I can also at any time."
But she says she's not Su...
She said Chen Xi was Su...
She came to defeat the Sus to welcome her spirit back home...
Her "Wu Xie" is Qi Ling's real lover...
.........
According to her, the age of those Sus is generally not very old, and all of them are people whose brains have been shocked by the cool male god...
So the general IQ is low...
But they all have various cheats developed by God Su...
……
But her mouth is a bit difficult to pry, she talks a lot of nonsense, and always calls me a waste, a fool, a gay... So, in the end, I helped her close the coffin...
That bloody look... I can't save my breath...
In the end, I stabbed her in the neck again to cut the weeds and roots to avoid unnecessary troubles... Besides, it would be better to die with a single knife than to die like that!
Poker-Face came over again and helped me wipe off the blood on my hands. This time the blood was warm, but Poker-Face's hands were cool... very comfortable!
I looked at him calmly and wiped my hand with a serious expression, not to mention that this face really has the potential to attract little girls!
I got out of the oil bottle without cleaning it. I proposed to seal the coffin, and they all agreed.
We probably sealed it up and changed the location. The geomantic omen of this treasure cave has been broken, and raising blood corpses is probably not a problem, although her head has already exploded...
To be honest, I don't have much living blood in my hands. Even if many people died because of me, the people I killed... are really pitifully small.
Probably because of practicing Buddhism, I have always respected life.
I silently recited a Sutra of Rebirth, and hoped that she would not be a fool in her next life...
The fat man leaned against the stone wall, smoking a cigarette, and chatting with Poker Bottle by the way.
"Brother, do you know? Many people said that innocence has changed in those ten years."
"Um…"
"But I feel that my innocence hasn't changed, it's still the same, a loving and kind idiot."
"Ah."
"But he has also changed... He no longer needs our protection. He has learned to hide his vulnerability and face those things... But fortunately, the relationship between the three of us has not changed."
"…Um…"
"Our naivety is actually very naive. He did what those people couldn't do! Those self-righteous guys were all played by our naivety like monkeys."
"Ah."
"But naively, he had a really hard time during that time! I wanted to help him, but what I could do was to listen to his arrangement! The deepest pain was still borne by him alone..."
"Um…"
"Okay, brother, say something. Don't just say yes, you will be sold out after going out."
"Wu Xie is very hurt, but we have to help him bear more when we do it again."
"Heh! There is progress! Come over to the bottle, let me love you!"
Then there was no sound, probably because Poker Fate automatically ignored the words...
I put my hand on the coffin and made a stroke, and after completing this set of movements, I turned my head, and the fat man and Poker bottle were talking to the third uncle above...
We took our things and climbed up the tree fork, and returned to the guest house overnight.
This time the face-stealer in the purple jade box did not forget to pretend, and I picked it up without any dislike.
I probably took some of the valuables we collected, and gave the rest to Fatty and Poker.
Now I am still a young man, at least I have to deceive...everyone, a large part of my last win was due to their underestimation of me.
It took me a long time to wear them down so low that I could attack, and I knew their strength from a deeper level.
Even if I won last time, that can't be the reason for me to look down on them, on the contrary, I can't look down on them.
The third uncle and Pan Zi kept looking at me along the way, and I was too embarrassed to make out with the fat man.Probably because my handsome and normal third uncle called me away dishonestly.
The third uncle's gaze seemed to be looking at an idiot, "Nephew?" His tone sounded normal, but there was a deep chill in it.I rushed over helplessly and gave him a deep hug.The third uncle pushed me angrily, stared at my face for a long time before he let go. "The eldest nephew is really you, why are you so stupid today?"
I babbled, no matter how I said this, it was a problem, I couldn't say that it wasn't me, could I!I smiled at my third uncle with a sincere look, "I fell in love with that little brother at first sight."
The third uncle was stabbed. He patted my shoulder and ran his fingers behind my ear. He said with a smile on his face: "Silly nephew, if you are really interested in that little brother, let me stop this idea as soon as possible." Yes! If you really become gay, our old Wu family will really be extinct!" The sad look on his face was very funny, so I laughed...
This time I went back and had a quick meal before going to rest.Probably because they were too tired and no one said anything, even Chen Xi's Su, who came to Su Moyouping, didn't speak.
After eating, everyone went back to the room, but the fat man had no place to live here and there were not many rooms.In the end, the fat man squeezed into the room where Poker-Face and I shared, and took a bed away...
☆, just a dream
At night, both Fatty and Pokerfing took a shower early and went to bed. I probably didn't feel too tired because I became Ah Piao before, so I washed myself and dug out.
I probably moved around, and found that my body was indeed similar to what Heixiazi said, and there was nothing redeeming about it...
Although I am not tired like a dog, I am also tired after climbing such a high tree.I climbed onto the bed and tore off the quilt and lay in, lying on the bed side by side with Poker Bottle.
Poker-Face sleeps very quietly, but Fatty's voice...like thunder...I don't know how Poker-Face sleeps.
I closed my eyes crankily, let's go to rest early. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
After lying down for a while, I naturally fell asleep. In the dream, we returned to Yucun.
I was the first one to get up, and when I got up, I took the fat man to cook.Boyouping likes to stay in bed, so I went to pull him up after cooking.
Poker-Face and I slept in the same room, there were two beds missing, and Fatty slept in one alone.We only have two bedrooms, and the fat man was sleeping and snoring again, so I teamed up with Poker-Face.
Poker bottle was still half awake, but his expressionless face was still calm.The fat man came over and teased Pokerfing for a long time, but he didn't get a fart from Pokerfinger!
The fat man got bored and went back to the kitchen to serve the bowl. I found that being bored is really a very powerful skill.Well, it's as powerful as my sarcasm.
Yes, such people are generally very powerful!
We had nothing to do after eating, so we used the spring water in the village to make green tea bought in the supermarket in the town in front of the bonsai in the yard.
We don't have to work, and it's not the busy farming period recently, it's really a pain in the ass...
It was like this until the afternoon, and we maintained the formation: I was on the fat man's stomach, the fat man was on the Poker bottle's stomach, and the Poker bottle was on my stomach.
We are watching the sky.
Recently, in the early autumn, the Si Mu leaves fell in a row, we watched without talking, some of the fallen leaves hit us and none of us brushed them off.
There are a few white clouds floating in the blue sky, we are lying on the wooden benches in the yard, the fallen leaves are floating in the air, falling on us... Occasionally, there are a few birdsong in the sky, and the breeze caresses my cheeks...
Somehow my eyelashes drooped and I fell asleep again...
At that time, my heart was very quiet, as if it had melted into the wind...
☆、The rookie from the finish line
When I opened my eyes, I was still in the same position as when I fell asleep last night, but Poker Ping's hair was a bit messy.
I stared straight at the ceiling for a while, feeling a little annoyed.
Yucun is my end, I finally finished everything, this is back to the beginning...
It’s as if you have studied hard for ten years and devoted all your attention to studying. At eighteen, you have never even touched a girl’s hand, you have never even been to an amusement park, and you have never even played a game... Finally, you were admitted to Peking University. Accepting the confession of the school girl... Then you fell asleep and went back to the time when you entered kindergarten...
Fuck me! ! !
No matter how good your quality is, you will probably be wiped out by these two words...
I took out my phone from under my pillow, the latest Nokia...
I hesitated for a moment, touched the upper left button and pressed it, the screen turned on, and I checked the time.
It's already afternoon, and I'm very hungry.
I turned my head to look at Poker Ping, and lazily called out, "Brother, wake up!"
Poker bottle heard the words and looked at me, his eyes were rare pure black, so he looked at me faintly, his jet black hair was sprinkled on his pale cheeks, and his delicate eyebrows were slightly frowning.
His crimson lips parted slightly, and there was a bit of laziness in his cold voice, he said, "I don't think of..."
I"…"
After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes again, and I smiled with my mouth curled up, "Sleep if you want to sleep, I'll go get something to eat, and I'll bring you whatever you want."
I waited for a while until I got a stuffy oil bottle and an um, "I want to eat meat! Eat Dongpo elbow!"
...
This one from Fat Man…
I got up to see the fat man again, the fat man looked at me and muttered that he didn't want to get up, turned over and turned over the quilt, and his call came again after a while.
I helplessly covered Fatty's quilt back, and went downstairs by myself.
I sneaked into the kitchen and made a bowl of noodles for myself, and added an egg by the way, I was a little dazed looking at the white smoke rising from the pot.
Is Yucun a dream or is it a dream now...
I'm a bit lost...
"Boss, boss..." It was Chen Xi's voice, there was no special pretense but a bit of a girl's dry sweetness, "Oh! Wu Xie, why is it you?"
I lowered my eyes slightly, took out the contents of the pot, and asked Chen Xi, who was sitting on the stove and staring at me drooling, I asked casually, "I said Chen Xi, you What are you doing in the kitchen?"
Chen Xi opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.
I smiled and grabbed the noodles and threw them into the pot, sprinkled some chopped green onion and sesame oil on the noodles in the bowl, put the chopsticks in front of Chen Xi, "Silly girl, eat when you're hungry." I turned around and added another egg to the pot, and said as I added, "Except for necessary things, I will not treat you badly in small things."
I was not in the mood to communicate with her, and she didn't seem to like to talk too much to me, so she thanked me and started to eat. I also turned around and looked at the dishes in the kitchen, thinking about what to do later...
☆, my guy is called Wang Meng
My bowl of noodles was cooked soon, and I sat next to her after serving it out.
"Do that..." She ate the noodles one by one, and her eyes were also focused on Wan Li's face.
After I chewed the noodles in my mouth and swallowed them, I looked at the noodles on the chopsticks and said, "Don't worry, it won't be life-threatening."
"Yeah." She ate another piece of noodles, and it took a long time for her to eat such a small bowl! (Don’t you even look at the hand pole wide noodles!! Why don’t you eat like this!)
"Wu Xie, I believe in you."
Her voice was rare and serious, as if she was making a promise, "You won't harm me."
I also smiled and said praise but didn't listen. It doesn't matter if she believes me or not, she has to do what I say anyway.
I finished the bowl of noodles and threw the bowl in front of Chen Xi. I am a boss but not a hard worker. I care about employees, not serve them. Every successful leader is close to the people, but every public will think that he is a leader!
I cut up the lean meat in the kitchen and fried it for two plates. I washed the vegetables and cut them up. After searching around, I found half a pork liver. I also fried it at that time. I also threw some mushrooms into the pressure cooker. Order some meat, make soup...
After working for a long time, the meal is ready. We live in the guest house in the village. As for the service, it all depends on the mood of others.No, no one came to see us today.
I think it's almost time for dinner.
The next day after we rested, we rented a villager’s bullock cart (we wanted to ride a motorcycle, but suddenly realized that it was only in 03.) and went to the town, and then took a car from the town to the city .
It was much easier to go to the city. I sold the train ticket and got on the train that night. After another two days and one night, I finally arrived in Hangzhou.
We separated after we got off the train. I took out the mobile phone that I had gotten used to in the past two days and called Wang Meng.
In the end, "Who is it! The disturbing dream early in the morning! Is it necessary to fight!"
I"…"
"Speak? Don't say hang up! Hmph, if I have time, don't you...
boss! ! ! "
I hummed lightly...
"5555~Boss, I was wrong!! I was really wrong!! Don't deduct my salary!!...555...I was really wrong..."
"You are wrong, classmate Wang Mengmeng." I smiled without any haze, and my voice abandoned any emotions...
"Boss~ um~ um~" The voice on the other side of the phone scrambled, and the impression of Wang Meng in my heart was that mature and rational gold medal guy who didn't show any signs. Hearing such an energetic Wang Meng felt really good kinda...
In fact, I guess Wang Meng hated me at that time. After all, I made him suffer so much. I guess other people would not hate me...
Because I'm his boss...
In fact, I really didn't treat him very well, at most I trusted him more than others, but he betrayed me, even if he was doing it for my own good.
I suppressed the formulaic smile on my face, rubbed my face, and said, "I'm at the train station, come and pick me up quickly."
I went to the canteen of the supermarket to buy a pack of cigarettes, squatted at the gate of the train station and smoked one by one, looking at Hangzhou, which I didn’t know how long had been away, I felt a little uncomfortable in my eyes.
I learned to care from being heartless, and from caring to indifference.But now, I actually miss...
I don't know that idiot said: No matter what you have experienced, when they become memories, they are beautiful.
It's been a long time since Hangzhou.
At some point, a somewhat familiar figure stood in front of me. I raised my head, and it turned out to be Wang Meng.
He was wearing a gray shirt and dark blue sweatpants, and his silhouette still looked a bit childish just out of college. His good temperament was completely ruined by him...
He said bitterly, "Boss..."
I squinted at him, stood up, my feet were a little numb, I supported his shoulders and stood up, I smiled and said: "Wang Meng, pack your luggage and go home!"
Wang Meng hurriedly carried the luggage and stuffed it into the trunk for me, and I got in the car and sat in the passenger seat.
I looked at the scenery outside the window all the way, and my mood improved for a rare moment, but Wang Meng opened his mouth without looking long.
He asked cautiously: "Boss, don't deduct my salary for this month, okay..."
I turned my head and glanced at him, his eyes were very sincere... I smiled back and said slowly: "Okay, your salary for this month will not be deducted."
Wang Meng's eyes widened in disbelief. After a long time, he grinned, "Boss! You are so kind!!"
I smiled faintly and said quietly: "Don't say that, what I mean is, then deduct your salary for next month."
"No!!"
Listening to Wang Meng's screams, the corners of my lips curled up in a good mood...
☆、Moyin is the ghost from there again
When I got back to Xiling Yinshe, I saw the layer of dust on the counter. I took a quick look at Wang Meng, and he looked guilty.Guess what happened, maybe I was away and he forgot to go to work.
Wang Meng has done a lot of unprofessional things, but he will never do things that affect his salary. It is a very realistic process. He wants to change jobs, or he wants to change jobs with high wages, but he still stays. up.
I decided to deduct a few dollars from his salary to play.Well, it's such a happy decision, whoever made him want to leave me, the disobedient goblin always has to be punished to grow his memory.
After announcing this, I told him to look around the store and then went upstairs to catch up on sleep. Sleeping is a very necessary thing.
After a long day in the car, I was so tired that I almost fell asleep as soon as I hit the bed.
I was woken up by Wang Meng. I looked at my watch and found that I had slept for two hours, which was probably enough.
In those few years, I developed the habit of getting up when I woke up. I put on black suit pants, a gray shirt, and a silver-gray long trench coat.
I followed Wang Meng to meet the customer who was said to be very beautiful but difficult to serve.
It was a girl. She was standing in the lobby with her back to the door, as if she was looking at the scenery of West Lake. I
I immediately put on a polite smile, and then slowed down my pace...
The girl has long seaweed-like hair, a purple leather jacket on her upper body, and white trousers on her lower body.Tall, with long legs and thin waist.
This back view is very interesting, I silently gave him such an evaluation in my heart, and walked over without showing it.
"Miss Mo (Is there such a surname among hundreds of surnames?), our boss is here!"
We stood there for two seconds, but she didn't have any intention of turning back. Wang Meng had no choice but to remind me that I was a little annoyed. I guess this is another Su who came to make a fuss.
Wang Meng reminded her several times before the woman turned her head. She was not bad, with big eyes, a straight nose, a small mouth, and fair skin... Probably, it was about the same as Chen Xi's.After growing up like this, I still come to soak in the oil bottle.Does Poker Bottle like this...
But this woman's noble and glamorous foolish appearance on her body makes her feel really...
I owe a lesson...
I smiled as gentle as jade, "Hello, Miss Mo, I am Wu Xie, the owner of Xiling Yinshe. May I ask what you need?"
That idiot glanced at me, and his cold and alienated smile suddenly shattered... This charming man turned out to be Wu Xie, the trash in the book! ! !wrong!How could it be waste? ! !
That is obviously a male god! ! ...from Moyin.
I watched the woman change from a glamorous goddess to a nymphomaniac, and I almost didn't collapse. The corners of my lips and brows curled up..."Stupid." I couldn't believe she was such a simple person...
She looked at me shyly, "Handsome, what's your name? Would you like to leave a phone number?"
I smiled faintly, "Miss Mo, are you here to buy a notebook?"
She nodded blankly, "The male god is right!!"
Look at your face again if you feel it!I meditated in my heart, turned my feet and took her to the Silk Book of the Warring States Period that I personally made, and talked to her gently with a smile.
"The god is right!" She looked at me from top to bottom without blinking her eyes, and when I asked her, she answered like a kid in kindergarten...
I bent my lips to look at her, and slightly lowered my voice, "It's very expensive~"
She gave me a dissatisfied look, and pouted, "He is the young head of the Mo family, the first family of tomb robbers, and he is very rich."
As if to prove something, he snatched the silk book in my hand and held it in his arms, and handed a credit card in front of me with the other hand, I smiled and swiped the card on the card reader, it was quite a lot! !I squinted my eyes and rowed halfway...
She raised her head and raised her chin at me, as if I could take care of you.
I saw that the business was done and took her to the door, "Welcome to visit next time."
rich idiot...
Outside the door, "By the way, I don't seem to be here to see the handsome guy! But Wu Xie is really nice (>﹏<)"
I watched her leave and went back to my seat at the counter with a paralyzed face. I took out my notebook and began to fiddle with it. Listening to Wang Meng's excited Yeyejia wages, I said lightly, "Shut up Wang Meng, if you call me again, I will deduct it." You're getting next month's salary."
Well, it's fun to watch Wang Meng's mournful face quietly...
☆, Poker Bottle was drugged
I searched for some information and copied them carefully into the notebook, neatly, thinking... Wang Meng pretended to be working hard on the counter (staring at the door without moving.) After a while, he fell asleep on his stomach.
In this way, we stayed until dinner. When Wang Meng got up, I didn't scold him, and he was very sensible and bought me dinner.
I went upstairs after he left, and after a while in bed, I opened the window at eight o'clock in the evening.
The night wind blew in. I touched my slightly long hair with my hand, and then closed it.I turned my head slightly to look at the side of the window sill, and I smiled, "Hey! Bottle."
Poker Bottle frowned and nodded.
He handed me a leather envelope and said, "You'll need these things..."
His brows were tightly wrinkled, he raised his hand to put my shoulder on it, then quickly retracted, his eyes flickered.
I only have the bath towel on me right now, but I don't think he will have any emotional changes because of this, but it's a big deal for Poker Frown to frown, so I felt a twitch in my heart, and asked with my mouth: "What's wrong?"
I hurriedly took the fruit knife from the fruit plate on the bedside table into my hand, turned it sideways and looked around.
In my room, the lamp on the bedside was turned on, and the place where the oil bottle was located happened to be out of reach, so I couldn't see it very clearly.
"Wu Xie." Poker Ping stopped me, "No danger..." His voice hesitated, "I've been drugged, but...can I..."
As soon as Poker Bottle said this, I didn't know what to say. I acted normally, and my brain was completely blank. "That...that..." I hesitated, "The bathroom is there." I pointed in the direction of the bathroom.
In fact, I was hesitant, and the next thing I did was anger...Dare to drug my brother, go to the toilet with a flashlight, and seek death one by one!
Poker bottle was stunned for a moment and then walked over. After he entered, I continued to look at my notebook. With excellent hearing, I couldn't calm down when I heard the ambiguous noises in the toilet.
The weather in Hangzhou has been gloomy for the past few days, and today is also a starless and moonless night.The air pressure is a bit high, listening to this trivial sound, I feel a kind of anxiety from the inside out...
I endured the discomfort in my heart and shook my head, and put the earplugs in my ears, but the small voice was infinitely amplified by my unconscious focus...
So I went out and made a cup of coffee, drank it in one gulp, the bitter taste slipped down my mouth and into the esophagus, my mind was full of that bitter taste...
take all thoughts away...
I'm squinting... my brain is much clearer...
I sat in the living room flipping through my phone, thinking, I think I must have another chance at absolute silence...
I thought about it quietly, I don't know how long...
I took out my phone and sent the first message to Chen Xi:
Wind and fire in March, misty rain people.
I closed my phone and continued to think with my notebook. In fact, thinking is also addictive. This kind of world is empty, and everything is formed in my own calculations...
Sometimes it's like smoking a cigarette.
Obviously knowing the consequences but just can't quit...
I don't know how long it took, but I was hugged by a hot and scary embrace...
☆、irresponsible someone
My first instinct was to turn around.
I turned around and saw Poker-Face's eyes, he opened his mouth and bit my earlobe...
His pure black eyes like ice lakes are full of desire at this moment, and the movements on his ears are even less attractive...
At that time, I jerked my head back and hit Pokerfing with the back of my head. I managed to restore Pokerfing's sanity, but at the cost, my head was numb, and my eyes were so dizzy that I couldn't see clearly. , I hurriedly said: "Bottle, wake up! I'm Wu Xie!"
"Wu Xie..." Pokerfing's voice was low and unexpectedly sexy.
I took advantage of this time to put on the pants that I didn't know when I threw them on the sofa. Without pants, under the absolute force value of Poker Bottle, it's not enough to fall to the ground and do whatever I want! !
Then Poker-Face pounced on me again, and pushed me straight onto the sofa! !He moved his head to my neck and kissed me, and his hands were dishonest as he wanted to take off my pants...
I applaud my wit!I stretched out my hand and pressed Poker Fing's hand on my trouser waist, and I blew on Poker Fing's ear and said softly, "Don't do this, I'll help you..."
According to my guess, Pokerfing's situation is probably controlled by desire, and the shooting, hand, and gun skills are too poor to shoot. I think now I should find a woman for Pokerfing...
Poker bottle raised his head when he heard the words, his empty eyes looked at me with an irresistible sadness.
I laughed and pulled him up, reached into his pants and grabbed his little brother...
Hmm... Fortunately, it didn't pierce my body, otherwise tomorrow's Suwen Daily will have a headline: "Wu Xie dies because of a chrysanthemum..."
Feel guilty just thinking about it...
I held his hot hard object in my hands and moved, my ears were filled with the heavy breathing of the stuffy oil bottle, and he was still holding me in his sweat, biting, biting, and licking me...
Finally, he hugged me tightly, let out a muffled groan, and the scorching white hot body was in my already numb hands...
He let go of me panting heavily and fell down on the sofa.
In fact, this person doesn't have to be boring to help him, and the same goes for fat people, but these two people are the only ones who can help me in this way. If I change someone, I will call him a dick.
Poker bottle is because in my impression he is a mythical existence!It is blasphemy to find a chicken for a heartless and desireless existence that has nothing to do with women! !
And Fatty, he has someone he wants to guard...give him that...he will fight me hard...
But now...
The most stressful thing is not that...
I took a deep breath and went to the bathroom to beat others.No response, you think I'm impotent!
I went to the bathroom for a while and then threw myself on the bed. Maybe I was too tired and had no dreams all night.
When I woke up the next day, it was 5:[-]. I got up to brush my teeth and wash my face. I looked at the red spots on my neck in the mirror. Out of ideas.
Endure it or forget it, after all, I can't beat him.But?, how to explain when I go to see Uncle San later...
"Get up the bottle." I found a scarf in the closet. It was still hand-knitted, black, not too wide or tight... Could it be that girl who knitted it...
"Wu Xie" Boyouping on the sofa poked out his fluffy head from under the quilt, bit his lower lip and looked at me innocently, his eyes...as if he blamed him for not being human. "Wu Xie, I didn't do it on purpose..."
Pulling the scarf, I immediately put on a heartbroken, you are so cruel expression... I just look at it and don't speak haha →_→
who is better than whom
Facts have proved that it is my fault that anyone can hold back compared to Pokerfoil...
"Get up!" I rolled my eyes at him, this is the legendary saying "put on your pants and forget about love!"In vain I worked hard last night, I don't even know how to let me go!
"Yeah." Seeing that I answered him, that guy turned over and fell asleep again...
"Get up the damn oil bottle for me!!!"
……
☆, third uncle
After dragging Poker Bottle up, I was too lazy to cook, so I just called Wang Meng myself and asked him to bring it. What a normal thing!He had to ask me to increase my salary to bring it, isn't it just ten yuan...
So I generously added five yuan to his monthly salary despite his repeated requests.Ha ha!I'm not joking, but just thinking of Wang Meng's hard-pressed face and unable to tell, I can't help feeling better.is enough...
Waiting and waiting and still not waiting for breakfast, on the one hand, I was under the pressure of being hungry, and on the other hand, I also had to bear the hints in the eyes from the boring oil bottle... If you are hungry, go and cook by yourself!
Finally, my third uncle sent a text message, and I couldn't help myself and went to my third uncle's house.
Poker-Face is messing around in the kitchen, and I'm going to push the show.
Because I'm going to Tibet, and Wu Xie has to stay in the shop, so I'm going to exchange identities with Poker Ping during this time.
I drove my broken gold cup to the third uncle's side slowly.
Just like I don't know if it was his plan or just a coincidence that my third uncle took me to fight back then, I don't know what the third uncle means to me, but now I really want to take my third uncle On to the most manageable and dangerous part of my plan.
I'm so unfilial...
Suppressing the feeling of guilt in my heart and squinting my eyes unconsciously, I looked at the road ahead and felt a sense of bewilderment... Damn, I'm not a virgin again. This first time feeling is just like that!
This thing must be done, and the people who do these things must be me.
"Third Uncle!" I poked my head out from the door to see Third Uncle who was sitting at the table reading the ledger, called out and entered the door.
The third uncle put down the account book and rubbed his eyes, and I also sat in front of him, "The eldest nephew came very quickly this time."
I pretended to be hurt and smiled and said, "Isn't it because I'm afraid that I'll miss out on having no daughters?" I said that it was very unsatisfactory not to marry a wife in my previous life, so I said again, "Sanshu, you know a lot of people, so why don't you get married?" Let me introduce someone."
The third uncle looked at me very seriously, "Well, what do you think of that girl Chen Xi?"
Me: "...!!" Damn what a joke!
I looked dazed, "Third Uncle, look at your nephew is so handsome! At first glance, he must be at Fan Bingbing's level!"
The third uncle looked at my pure expression, and smiled strangely, "Fan Bingbing? Return the maid to Princess Ge Geli?"
His face is so bad for my eyesight!
"Yeah! What's swollen?" I thought it was silly to discuss the entertainment industry with people more than ten years ago, and when I realized this, I immediately changed my expression, "Third Uncle, you want me to come for the share of this fight." Bar!"
The third uncle nodded, and took out a few piles of money from the drawer for me. I reached out to take it and he stopped me, and said with a smile, "Nephew, I know you still have good things. If you don't take them out, it's not righteous."
I groaned, withdrew my hand, and cursed: "Near death, damn it, I can't do it with such a small thing!"
Reluctantly, I took out the backpack that was still in the car, and showed him the purple jade box, "That's it! How much can this box, which is less than the size of a palm, hold?"
The third uncle smiled dishonestly, "If you don't say anything else, this box can be worth this amount."
I groaned, and asked in disbelief: "This broken box is only 60!!"
The third uncle slapped me with a slap, "Get out of here! 60 is insatiable for you!"
"Sixty thousand is too little..."
☆, ready to fight again
As soon as the box came out, it was not much different from the original one. After I opened the box and took out the copper fish, I repeatedly brought up the topic in other places, but every time I was led back by the third uncle.
Then, old photos...
In the end, the third uncle took Pan Zi to Xisha, but the business was still left to me.
After the third uncle left, I looked at his account book at his place, and found that the third uncle really didn't trust me.Well, if he can finish approving these things, no one will be able to move his business in the past few weeks.
But he didn't finish the approval. Thinking about it, I also have arrangements, and the next thing will be done by the oil bottle... I still followed his way of thinking to finish the approval, but I didn't expect that I would put such an important thing as not eating. ignored.
I also convinced myself that it was noon after the batch was over, and I had no intention of staying any longer. I greeted my third uncle's clerk and drove to buy things. I seemed to be in a hurry than my third uncle...
Before purchasing, I deliberately bought a pair of pure black sunglasses... well, and a pack of cigarettes.
The purchasing experience was unexpectedly smooth, not to mention that no one bullied me, not to mention that some people offered discounts on my own initiative.Even if there is no discount, the price is low and low...
In fact, it is a relatively pleasant shopping experience. Of course, if people call me not Hei Ye but Xiao San Ye or Little Buddha, it can be called perfect.
But the little third master is an existence that will be cheated, and the little Buddha has not yet.As for letting Hei Xiazi know what will happen to this matter, there is no need to think about it at all. I will bet you with my understanding of Hei Xiazi for more than ten years, he will only remember you with a smile.
After selling the things, I drove my broken gold cup back home, after all, there are still bottles at home, right?
I drove to the store, and without accident, I saw Wang Meng dozing off on the counter as soon as I entered the door.
As soon as I entered the store, he quickly raised his head and saw that it was me, he let out an ah, and immediately turned his head to look into the back room, and I followed his gaze.Wu Xie was making gestures with a chessboard...
This Wu Xie figured out who it was with his toes, so I took a quick step and knocked Wang Meng unconscious.
"Hey!" I pulled his face to look left and right, finally, the chessboard in his hand fell off, and he let me approach him stiffly, his eyes didn't know what to look at, he, finally almost fell When he kissed him, he made a sound, "Why the fuck is Miss Hua looking at me like that!"
I almost didn't jump, but it was only a near miss. I said with a faint smile: "Ai Qing is ready, and I can also at any time."
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