There was no intention of avoiding Chen Xi at all, "Saving her may drag me down, but I will help her live if I am not dead."
I will not give up anyone's life casually, this is the bottom line I have always insisted on.
Chen Xi looked at me and pouted, probably knowing that I saved her, her eyes improved by more than a standard.Pan Zi pursed his lips, looked at me and sighed... Is his little third master really suitable for this path?
Chen Xi looked at my bruises and broken skin, she looked at me and asked in a soft voice, "Let me treat the wound for you."
I smiled at her when I heard that, pointed to Pan Zi and said, "Pan Zi has suffered a lot of injuries, you should deal with him first."
Chen Xi would be stunned when he saw my smile, haha!I secretly think that my face is also very attractive to girls~
She blushed after a while, and immediately turned her head to watch Pan Zi open her bag.
Fuck me!A pack of Yunnan Baiyao...
☆. On the correct use of Qilin blood
"Little girl," I took a puff of Fatty's cigarette, "Your family sells Yunnan Baiyao?"
My temper has been restrained a lot compared to Sha Hai at that time, but it is still worse than what I am now.
Chen Xi looked at me a little annoyed, she said: "I'm afraid of death, can't I?"
At this moment, Pan Zi answered, and he looked at Chen Xi with contempt, "Who doesn't know that Yunnan Baiyao is a cure? If you are afraid of death, you should bring more alcohol, anti-inflammatory drugs, bandages, etc. In fact, it is better to bring more guns and bullets." Accurate head."
He looked at me and said the last sentence, and I nodded after he finished speaking, and I asked, "I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?"
Chen Xi could see everything in her bag, except for Yunnan Baiyao, she lowered her head knowing she was wrong.Instead, Pan Zi took out two packs of compressed biscuits, and he smiled and said, "Little Third Master, you eat, I'm not hungry." After he finished speaking, his stomach rumbled uncooperatively, and I smiled lightly and remained silent.
Chen Xi glanced at me, pursed her lips and said weakly, "I'm hungry...can you give me one."
I smiled quietly, raised my hand and gave both of them to Pan Zi, winking at him.
Chen Xi lowered her head even lower, at this time I threw a piece of chocolate into her arms, she took a look and raised her head to look at me with such an expression, "Qi Ling gave it to you."
I smiled and nodded, suddenly I heard heavy footsteps again, I raised my eyebrows, stood up and shouted: "Fatty!"
Then I really heard the loud echo from the fat man: "Tianyi Shinichi"
I poked my head out, and the fat man walked towards the place with a lot of dead turtles with a stern look on his face. He was very happy to see the dead turtles running like a fool? !
I looked at him and shouted, "Come here, fat man!"
Fatty walked over slowly upon hearing the sound, "What's the rush! Come here."
The fat man came in, and when he saw the almost-gone corpse, he gave a standard sinister smile. He looked me up and down, especially the crotch, "Tsk tsk! Where are you, the rape corpse?!"
Why do they all respond this way? !
Pan Zi spoke at this time, "Who is this fat man?" He put his hand on the gun on the waistband of his trousers, smiling broadly but with alert eyes.
I smiled and said to him: "This is Erlang, the clay pot head in the tomb just now, right, Fatty." I smiled and rolled my eyes at Fatty.
The fat man held down Pan Zi's hand with a smile, and grinned at me, "Little naive, you can't say that, what kind of pottery can head Erlang, I, Fatty Wang, and everyone else are comrades who started the revolution together!" The fat man looked at Pan with a smile. He patted Pan Zi's hand: "We want to unite, help and love each other, how can we ask comrades..."
Pan Zi frowned, looking like he was getting bored, and I couldn't take it anymore. Let him talk like this for a whole night, I patted Fatty on the shoulder, "Hey! Fatty, as comrades fighting side by side, we We must advance and retreat together and develop together, like you..."
I smiled very sincerely and finished the bunch of bragging about fat people. Chen Xi and Pan Zi's eyes changed when they looked at me.
"Not bad, not bad!" The fat man put his arms around my shoulders, "Our little Tian is really enlightened~ The revitalization of our party and nation needs a good comrade like Tian Tian!"
Before I finished speaking, there was another sound of footsteps outside, and I immediately poked my head out, "Brother!"
☆, face thief haunted
As soon as I poked my head out, I saw Poker Face frowning desperately, and Xiao Heijin didn't take it, and when he saw me, he simply scolded, "What a scam!", turned and ran away.
I was stunned for a moment, wondering what the hell does this stuffy bottle even force out the swear words, but the time is tight, so I can only follow the plan and chase it out.
Fatty's voice immediately sounded in the stone room, "Oh!"
Then came the sound of their footsteps.very good!
But this stuffy oil bottle also ran too fast.I'm not familiar with the real route to the main tomb!
"Brother, wait for me!"
Who called this for me, thank you!wrong!
As soon as I got on the tomb passage, I heard a strange voice, which seemed male but not male, with a bit of a girlish voice...
But the voice was so familiar, I turned my head immediately after hearing it...
Hold!A face exactly like mine!
Before I had time to scold my mother, Fatty and the others chased after me and greeted the monster that tripped and bumped into my face.
I raised my eyebrows angrily, pulled out my trowel and strode over. However, they didn't seem to see me...
"I'm fine." The face-stealer stood up holding the fat man's hand, his pair of peach blossom eyes like mine were full of hazy water, and he looked extremely pitiful...
I looked at the face-stealer and smiled again, the mist that hadn't receded was full of hazy dampness, such a small beast-like smile made people full of protective desire...
Fuck me! !
When was I ever so motherly and weak!
I admit that I was weak at the beginning, but I have never been unable to protect myself.I've never been so sissy! !
At this time, I was extremely excited, but on the other hand, I was extremely calm...
My mind is at peace, waking up from a peaceful dreamlike dream after settling in Yucun! !
I carefully looked at the few people behind me, I don't know what a non-existent person like me can do in this situation...
I squinted my eyes and looked at the face of "Wu Xie". I saw You Lian speaking in a soft voice, and mocking Chen Xi by the way...
ah? ! !Can Chen Xi see me? ! !
Chen Xi in front of her didn't seem to have heard the sarcasm from the face thief, she just looked at me with a stunned expression.
Maybe Chen Xi can really replace Yali...
I thought I could refine my plan, so I walked up to Chen Xi and showed a snake-like smile...
I am very selfish. Compared with my own life, I can kill people...
And the face stealer in front of me has already threatened my life...
When I looked up, the snake spirit in my eyes was already overwhelmed, and I saw Chen Xi's eyes, and my eyes watered all of a sudden
☆. When Su Mei confronts the Face Stolen Monster
"Don't talk, or you will die~" I saw her cry and put my fingers on her lips, signaling her not to expose me.She nodded obediently, but...
"Naive?!" The voice came from Fatty, he kicked the face stealer, and then strode towards me, "I still want to pretend that my family is innocent, and I don't care who I am..."
Fatty's voice stopped abruptly, and the hand he wanted to hold my wrist passed through my body...
"Fatty, what are you doing!" The voice came from the Face Stolen, who was being supported by Pan Zi, and Pan Zi's eyes on the fat man also turned cold.
The fat man looked at me, and I made a gesture to play with him...it would be great if the fat man could see me...
"I don't think it's a joke..." The fat man smiled like a Maitreya Buddha, even his eyes were smiling.
"Fatty!" The voice was suffocating, and it was so cool that it made people calm down. However, this time, I heard the panic buried deep in it.
I inquired and looked, and Pok You Ping was striding over with his mouth shut, his knife was back on his back, and he had put a box on it.
When Boyouping came, the face bumper was more excited than Chen Xi, the grievances just now disappeared, his face was full of nympho, "Brother!!"
Tsk!This expression appeared on my face... I really don't want this face...
"Wu Xie!" Pokerfing, who was still full of displeasure, was surprised this time, he looked at me fixedly, I spit at him, and mouthed him, "Silly Pingzi."
Next, with the cooperation of actor Zhang and actor Wang, he finally succeeded in coaxing the face thief and Pan Zi to the main tomb.
I didn't want to stab that face stealer to death...
I just want to send him to Yali...
I think I can send it separately…
Forget it, Yali is still a child now...
I had an appointment with Fatty Poker-Face in the Forbidden City in Beijing and then quickly separated, and I followed Chen Xi.
Both Poker Ping and Fatty can see me within ten meters, but the me in Chen Xi's eyes can be said to be real, and she can even touch me!
My connection with Poker-Face and Fatty is normal for them to see me, but this girl Chen Xi...has a ghost.
I think Chen Xi has a ghost for a while, I think it is necessary to understand her...
Chen Xi looked at me and pouted, "I admit that I am time-traveling." She seemed very distressed, "I will cooperate with you, so can you tell you what is going on?!! Why stealing pens has become a fantasy ?!!"
☆、Some people, he is all for death
In fact, being Ah Piao was pretty good, floating all the way to urge Chen Xi to run, I felt a bit like an instructor during the military training in college.
Anyway, I don’t feel pain in my back when I stand and talk, and I can’t see Lao Tzu from any mechanism monsters, so I shouted loudly.
"Chen Xi, did your two legs grow just to increase your poor height?" I didn't walk very fast but my speed was fast, and my physical fitness seemed to improve after talking about Ah Piao!
Chen Xi was wearing ill-fitting clothes and carrying a backpack of Yunnan Baiyao, her face turned pale as she ran away, she seemed to be not paying attention to her appearance, she gritted her teeth, "Wu Xie! Do you treat your allies like that?"
I turned to look at her, smiling confidently but not flatteringly, "You are working for me voluntarily, call me boss or boss."
"Why! I don't owe you any money!!" Now that the old lady came out, Chen Xi was furious, and the speed of her feet increased.
I saw that she was getting faster and faster, "Hurry up! I can't protect you when the zongzi comes!"
"Wu Xie, you bastard!" Chen Xi buried her head and accelerated. She cried and said that if she had a choice, she would never fight foolishly in her life!
"It's the boss." I stopped when I reached the entrance of the cave, and said with a half smile after rubbing my hands.
My face seems to be a smile but not a smile, this expression is very handsome, but Chen Xi, this damn girl was stunned by my handsome man, she didn't stop the car and fell down.
well!It's troublesome to be handsome.
Seeing her go down, I also jumped down. I entered the height of the tenth floor. I didn't care, turned around, spun back, and performed several difficult gymnastics moves. I was so handsome that I felt the eyes of fans!
And then the fact that there are no fans.I turned around several times before finally pulling Chen Xi away from her fall to death.
I looked up after putting her down...
That damn face stealer is secretly kissing my poker bottle...
!!!
My first reaction at that time was to stop him, but when I rushed over, his handsome face passed me, and my head was blank at that time!
For a moment, I thought of the ghost possession scene in the movie. When I adjusted to the same posture as him, I still couldn't control the feeling of my body until I felt the soft and warm feeling on my lips...
I actually kissed the oil bottle...
My Apiao form can't touch Poker Bottle, and I obviously didn't control my body, but the feeling on my lips is not fake either.
Did I control my lips? ! !
I was still running off track, but Poker Fing had already made a move first, he raised his hand and pushed the face thief away, his eyes were cold and he wanted to see the dead man.However, he pushed the Face Stolen monster away but couldn't push me away...
We just stood on the spot with our lips and teeth together. Although we couldn't touch it, our posture was such an awkward kiss.
Even though the eloquence is good, I don't know how to explain it...
Hey!I just pass by?
...
I silently turned my head away, pretending to be leisurely and composed, "Brother, do you believe me when I say I'm just passing by?"
I don't even know why I said that, but I said it all, so there is a reason to take it back!
I lightly straightened the distance between us, and Poker Face looked at me quietly for a while.Facts have proved that I have made progress. Ten years ago... no, it is now... not yet, it was the me before that it was absolutely impossible for me to move naturally under his gaze.
It took a long time for Poker Ping to look away before turning his eyes away, and then said two words lightly: "I believe it."
Hearing this, I raised my eyebrows calmly, Poker's voice was low and low, a little indescribably sexy, and the content was even more imaginative, "I believe in you Wu Xie, I believe in you no matter what. You won't lie to me." He picked his lips lightly, well, my brother is only a little worse than me!
I wanted to pat him on the shoulder, but my hand passed through his body. I was stunned for a moment and withdrew my hand, hiding the sadness in my heart and smiling confidently and sincerely, "Not necessarily, silly bottle. I sold it?"
The stuffy oil bottle shook his head.
"Bro…"
The face-stealing monster on the ground looked like he was coming soon, tears were rolling in his eyes, and he couldn't fall in love if he couldn't fall...
☆, eternal life
I refrained from killing him now, but I made up my mind that I'd let him die badly when he was useless.
Poker-Face frowned when he heard the sound, I smiled and stepped aside, I retreated to Chen Xi's side, she cried...
I didn't have anything on me to wipe the girl's tears, so I didn't move. I raised my hand and patted her shoulder and said, "Why are you crying, silly girl?"
She ignored me and was still crying tremblingly. I silently murmured her delicate cry that was formatted by God Su, and felt that she was actually a little pitiful...
I don't even cry anymore...
But this is so pitiful, it can't suppress my determination to squeeze her dry at all...
This kind of psychology is actually very similar. Many times we see old people suffering from diseases, it seems that they have been tossed by time and changed their appearance. They know their destiny, they can talk about life and death with a smile, and calmly face their fate, death... …
However, later, when I found that death is really the easiest and most relaxing way to solve all problems, I realized a sentence I knew a long time ago: Sometimes living requires more courage than dying.
But it seems that Chen Xi doesn't understand this sentence...
She looked up at me with tears streaming down her face, her lips seemed swollen, "Will I die here?!" Her voice was very sad.
I smiled and said in an affirmative tone, "No." Yes, sister, you are still so young, as long as you don't want to die, you can survive even if the world is against you.
She opened her eyes, gotta!It was also swollen, "I'm afraid! I don't want to stay here anymore! I want to go back! I will work hard and stop reading novels during working hours... woo woo woo..."
I squeezed her shoulder and she looked up at me, I also lowered my head and looked at her, I smiled mockingly and bitterly, and said lightly, "Is it useful to regret, isn't it all your own choice? In the future, if you don’t do it yourself, be obedient and obedient, I will protect you from death, but if you want to do it, I might let your family wake up and send you a ride.”
She looked at me and murmured foolishly, "As long as I'm obedient, I don't have to die, right!" Her eyes were pleasantly surprised.
I resisted the thought of spraying her, put down her head and patted her on the shoulder, "Well, be obedient. Don't cry now, and pretend to be strong."
After I finished speaking, I didn't bother to watch her reaction, and turned to look at Poker Bottle who was already standing beside me.
There are infinite possibilities in life, that's why so many people yearn to live...even, live forever.
☆, tea house
The wind in the south of the Yangtze River is delicate and gentle, and the water in the West Lake is pure and beautiful.This morning, Poker-Face and I, who became Ah Piao, just walked side by side on this road.
The road is an ancient road, and there are very few people passing by. I am still wearing the suit in the ancient tomb, a torn camouflage jacket, and dirty jeans, so I have a good face to act as a facade.But no one can see it.
According to what I said, Pokerfing rarely looks good today. He is wearing a red and black plaid shirt, a black sleeveless jacket, and black tight-fitting trousers. Cool and beautiful.
We strolled on the road beside the West Lake, and walked towards the tea house that the fat man had an appointment with. According to the fat man, there was a beautiful sister who sang very well and made very fragrant tea.
That teahouse is on the Broken Bridge, and Poker-Face and I decided to go around for a while. Fatty seldom talked about girls since Yuncai left, so we had to make such a trip just because that person was Fatty!
The scenery of West Lake is still beautiful and beautiful, and our stroll is also very leisurely.The city of Hangzhou always has the charm of letting people relax. I have always felt that maybe it is not the beauty of the West Lake that makes people intoxicated, but that the city of Hangzhou gives people the mood and leisure to appreciate beauty.
Our footsteps were light, and I looked sideways at Poker Ping, his brows and eyes were faint, and his pure black eyes reflected the fresh and beautiful scenery, both thick and light are beautiful, full of ancient charm.
We didn't know how long we walked like that, and finally reached the teahouse
The location of the teahouse is very good. Our seat is upstairs in the elegant seat. From there, we can see the beauty of the West Lake, the broken bridge and the remnant snow.The teahouse was very quiet, and people were all sipping tea with leisurely expressions, no one was particularly surprised when Poker-Face and I walked in.
As soon as we looked up, we saw a fat man in Tsing Yi. If it weren't for his figure, he would have been a bit like a Jiangnan literary youth.
Poker-Face and I sat down separately, the fat man asked the waiter to make two more cups of tea, the waiter looked surprised, the fat man said it was for another brother, the waiter smiled and left without asking any further questions.
There was no joking expression on the fat man's face, he squinted his eyes and looked at the scenery outside the window, his expression was so quiet that he didn't miss him a bit.
Maybe it's thinking of clouds.
I didn't say much because this sentence seemed to say that I was dead, so I sniffed it lightly...
This tea is Yuqian Longjing, not the best tea but the best tea art... Although I can't taste it, the smell is intoxicating...
I glanced at Poker Bottle, he gently blew away the floating tea leaves, took a small sip, his brows and eyes were light but leisurely, and he also cast his gaze out of the window...
I also cast my eyes out of the window, the Broken Bridge... cast a reflection in the West Lake, I was a little bit into it, and I couldn't see it clearly, but the static scenery and the dynamic wind...
It seems that time stops at that moment, and the origin of beauty is long...
At this time, a woman walked onto the stage downstairs. She was wearing a cyan embroidered cheongsam with a slim figure. She bowed slightly to everyone and sat down in front of the piano.
The smooth instruments flow out with the sweet singing.
"The butterfly with dead wings that can't find flowers will never see it wither..."
"Leave me alone to enjoy the fireworks flying all over the sky. After swaying, they will drift away with the wind..."
My thoughts are flying with the sweet and sad songs, and those memories imprinted by time are slowly staged in front of my eyes...
"Has it ever snowed on the broken bridge, and I think of your face again..."
"Water breaks the bridge like snow, crossing the river lightly with your fingertips..."
I don't know how the singing stopped, and I don't know if the singing has aroused anyone's applause.
I looked at the fat man who was quietly drinking tea with a rare literary temperament, and looked at the oil bottle. He was also looking at me. He gently put his hand on mine, and passed straight through without touching it. …
I was dumbfounded with him...
Slowly, I looked at him, and gently raised the corners of my lips...
With you,
very nice.
The author has something to say: Accept it if you like it! (^_-)
☆, Qilin exhausted
Pokerfing just looked at me like that for a while, his eyes were tight, it's like, he either looked at the rice dumpling or he fell in love with me...
I stepped aside silently, and Pok You Ping picked up a black lin on the ground. He looked up at me, and I looked at it suspiciously. Then I remembered that this was one of my golden fingers. The unicorn is exhausted.
At this time, Poker Bottle also made a movement, he handed the thing to Chen Xi, and said lightly: "You feed this to Wu Xie."
Chen Xi took it and held it in his hand and looked at me suspiciously.
I explained: "This is the dried unicorn." She nodded before feeding it, and I obediently opened my mouth and swallowed the not-so-good-tasting thing.
Chen Xi withdrew his hand, and we followed Poker Ping to the coffin. The face-stealer was looking at the jade material on the coffin with a face full of money, and said, "It's all right! Hurry up, I'll take care of that zongzi." Spirit will take care of it!"
The third uncle frowned and didn't say anything, and carefully scraped the gold powder on his hands, but Pan Zi smiled and said, "Little San Ye, you can't say that, it's always good to be careful."
I felt uncomfortable watching Pan Zi call him the third master... I only have one Wu Xie!
When Poker Ping walked over, the third uncle had already put away the jade carvings, and the face-stealer saw Poker Ping approaching and came up to meet him, smiling like a nympho, "Qi Ling, shall we kill this zongzi?"
I whispered to communicate with the fat man beside me.
"What do you think, fat man?" I imitated Di Renjie's tone and asked, with my eyes slightly slanted, my arms folded, and I looked at the fat man beside me.
The fat man maintained the same posture as me, but he smiled obscenely but pretended to sigh, "It came for our bottle."
I nodded, imitating Xiao Hua's proud smile, with a face like you owe me a thousand and eight thousand dollars, "Still stealing my face, and don't even look at what I am, just kill me and throw it out, it's mine."
The fat man nodded approvingly, touched his chin again, and said with a smile: "This man has offended you, it's rare for the innocent and innocent comrades not to be merciful, which is very good!" looked at him strangely.
The fat man didn't care, he lowered his voice and imitated Zhejiang's accent and continued: "□□ once said that we should treat our comrades as warm as spring, and treat our enemies as cruelly as winter! We will do what □□ said, Spread the revolutionary spirit! Innocent comrades, let's work together!"
After speaking, he also made a gesture of looking up at the red flag actively...
I took a look at this fat man, but didn't reply, because I was so troubled by the stolen oil bottle that I turned around and pinched the bloody corpse...
☆、Fat people are more important
That's right, just now, when Pokerfing strangled the zongzi to death according to the plot, his posture was probably a bit cool, and the face thief rushed forward to kiss Pokerfing... Then the thing hit the ground, and the corpse was lifted up...
The stuffy oil bottle is finally annoying...
He stretched out his hand and threw the Face Thief to the ground, turned around and started fighting with the blood corpse...
This isn't the first time I've seen a fight in a bottle, but it's the first time I've seen it with my own eyes. It's much more handsome than when I fought for my life, but I won't admit it.
Every time Pokerfing uses his sword to kill that thing, his moves are fierce and murderous!cool!But…
Face Pirate on the ground began to cry, the voice was exactly the same as Chen Xi's...
But Chen Xi's face matched with that crying is so pitiful that it's the same face as mine...
No matter how you look at it...disgusting...
"Qi Ling...how could you treat me like this!!"
"I am your innocence!! Beep...beep..."
At that time, Boyoufeng yelled for us to leave quickly, and the third uncle hurriedly dragged the face thief to go out when he saw the corpse, but the face thief refused to leave...
...He said he would stay here to accompany "his spirit" to tide over the difficulties...
Damn it! !Stealing Lao Tzu's body and molesting Lao Tzu's brothers...
I am a person who is easily swayed by emotions. Even if I learn to restrain my impulse and keep calm in many situations, I will not learn to be too indifferent to emotions...
Even if I was a few years ago, I would still make this choice...
It's not just him who can do that thing, and he doesn't seem to be able to do it well...
Which means he's a completely useless block in the way of my plans.
After the rebirth, Chen Xi, who I contacted, told me that there is a new boss, God Su.It has invaded this world with a large amount of Su.
And her purpose is really unclear...
To tell the truth, I don't trust Chen Xi too much, it's not that I don't want to, but that the only people who can completely trust me now are Poker Bottle and Fatty.
I try to grasp all the variables as much as I can—I know enough about the ultimate, so I want to know about the god Su who still doesn't know anything.From that face stealer.
I gave Poker Fing a look. He was taken aback for a moment, then nodded in understanding, and shouted, "I'll protect him! Take Miss Chen with you!"
Face Stealer is very happy...
After the third uncle and his party left, Pokerfing showed great power and twisted the blood corpse's neck.
The face thief looked at this smile with crooked eyebrows, full of admiration and admiration, and... love...
"Qi Ling~ You are so handsome! Let's go home~"
That voice is...disgusting...
I signaled the fat man to tie up that stupid B, and the fat man showed an expression that he had intended for a long time and stepped forward, picked up the stupid B to tie up...
The Face Stealer didn't react for a while, but then he also struggled, his tears flowed like running water, "Fatty, what are you doing! I'm Wu Xie! Qiling~ help me..."
At this time, the fat man scolded the face-stealing monster for being shameless. Stealing his brother's face disgusted another brother, but when his hand was about to be tied up, he shook it hard and smashed the rope hard. When he got to the face stealer, he turned his head and said to me with a wry smile, "I really can't do anything when I look at your innocent face and cry so miserably."
I'm impatient, in fact, among the three of us, Fatty is the most affectionate, and even this affection makes me believe in it without reservation when I am extremely calm.Let the cold-hearted Poker Bottle entrust him with a heavy responsibility and treat him as a brother...
Even intellectually, I think a fat man is more reliable than a stuffy oil bottle.
……
In the end, it was Poker Face who tied up the Face Stolen Monster, tied a pig knot, and threw it back to the ground.
When the fat man saw Poker Face make a move, his movements became more natural. He glanced at me and smiled for no apparent reason.
Immediately, I had a bad premonition... I said with a straight face that the fat man is free. , and then regret it.
The fat man tied the Face Stolen into the coffin, and even posed in a crazy pose...
☆, he is a girl
I looked at the fat man with a serious face, "Fatty man! You've taken a fancy to me, don't you?"
The fat man looked at me from top to bottom, with a look of contempt on his face: "What are you thinking! This pose is very suitable for torture!! He is not as pretty as my Yun Cai, and he is a rough guy without breasts! Besides, I am not Master Rabbit, take your time with the bottle..."
At this time, the face thief was afraid...
He is not Wu Xie...
The real Wu Xie is still here...
Both Qiling and Fatty can see...
Then what is he for? !
Of course, this is my guess.The Face Stolen Monster was still crying and asked Poker Bottle to save him...
What a hatred...
He talked about "him" and the beautiful past of Poker Ping, and I found that almost all the stories were about me and Poker Ping...
Whatever the bottle and I have done, you all have to misunderstand the pure brotherhood between me and the bottle!
Poker-Face's face was getting darker and darker, Poker-Face said to me, I came forward, and I didn't want to stop, silently backed away and chuckled as they posed like I was the head , but how tired it is to stand!
I squatted down and smoked with the fat man...
Poker Bottle used the little black gold to gently peel off the face thief's clothes bit by bit... That serious and sacred expression looked like a butcher slaughtering livestock used by priests...
The tenderness in the tomb is on the low side, how damn good can this feeling of losing clothes be...
But you are wrong if you think it is too gentle. In this case, the sensitivity of the skin will be infinitely magnified... Is it mentioned in any book I have read before?
I was about to think about this question seriously when I was caught by Pokerfase's next move.
Pokerfing's fingers covered the forehead of the Face Stolen Monster, and slowly exerted force... The Zhang family's unique skills were reproduced, and all kinds of adoring crowds watched!hehe.
In fact, the posture of Face Stolen is uncomfortable to look at. His legs and knee joints are sticking out of the coffin, and his calves are fixed in the two extensions. His legs are wide open, and his upper body is firmly attached to the faded skin of the coffin. The head was still lifted high by the Poker bottle...
Poker-Face pinched the face-stealer's head, that handsome face like mine was twisted and deformed under Poker-Face's slender fingers, and after a while...he cried out in pain, "Wake up!!"
The tragic voice went straight into the sky, and he struggled desperately.
However, his struggles were useless under Pokerfing's indifferent eyes, and Pokerfing asked coldly, "Who the hell are you?" His speech was so fast that I shivered...
The Face Stolen isn't as weak as it looks, he clenches his teeth and trembles his lips, but still persists, "I'm your naive, Qi Ling!"
Poker bottle slowly reduced the strength in his hand, it is said that it was to prevent this guy's head from being overwhelmed by sudden death...
I don't think I know enough about the Old Nine Gates, which is a valuable research topic.
Poker bottle pinched the guy's chin and clicked his tongue. Although the guy's face was embarrassed, he was still as handsome as ever. He opened his tear-filled eyes and looked at Poker bottle pitifully. Poker bottle opened his mouth. "My Wu Xie... tsk tsk, tell me, who are you?"
Pokerfinger's tone can still be described as calm, but his eyes... are so cold that there is no trace of warmth, like... an evil spirit crawling out of the eighteenth floor of hell, it is frightening.
The Face Stealer was also scared, his beautiful peach eyes were full of fear, and his voice was too trembling to hear the usual clarity and gentleness, although he was always whining...
But even though the voice was frightening, he still persisted.
"From... Ling..., I... really... your... naive..."
Hearing that Poker-Finger's eyes turned cold, he saw that Poker-Face flipped the knife in his left hand lightly, and the face-stealer's back fell off...
Then came the call...
Then his face changed...
A face full of burn scars...
still a girl...
He, oh no, it was her.
☆What kind of person is Wu Xie
When the girl showed her real face, my figure appeared. I walked over and stopped Pokerfing's hand, and said softly, "I'll do it next."
Poker-Face smiled and said "Come with you" and squinted somewhere, I gave the fat man a look, and with my signature elegance (snake spirit disease) smiled, I took the white hair that came down from the female corpse. The love was thrown on the disfigured girl.
Her upper body is still naked, so I will turn a blind eye to it, but I won't. I have always respected women more. It's not that I'm a gentleman, it's what a man should do.
Why!I'm not saying Poker Bottle is not a man!I mean he's not human... your sister!
Probably after covering the place where she should have covered, I realized that she was in a bit of a miserable state and was still shaking all over. I pursed my lips and put her legs down.
I'm so kind, so I won't be as indifferent as Poker...
I kept smiling and looked at the disfigured girl, and the fat man was holding the trowel behind me with a face full of smiles, and I asked: "I am Wu Xie, I don't care who you are, please tell me I want to know."
Her eyesight improved a lot when I put gauze on her and lowered her legs, but when she heard my name, she yelled, which was indescribably weird with her dignity and the current atmosphere.
"I am Wu Xie! The only Wu Xie! No one can steal my spirit from me! No one can...take my spirit...My god!"
I suddenly felt a feeling of being a dog...
This is definitely a mental illness...
The fat man stopped pretending to be a younger brother, and he put one hand on his waist and said impatiently: "Naive! What's the point of talking nonsense with this kind of idiot, let's do it! Damn it really dirty my hands!"
After finishing speaking, he swiped towards the woman's arm, the silvery arc flashed across, leaving blood-colored thin lines, and there was a rare sense of beauty...
The woman called again...
Next... Being accused of violence and gore was harmonized...
But let me tell you roughly.
With the joint efforts of Fatty and I, we pried out the following information: Su Mei is a girl, and she exchanged her whole life for
I will not give up anyone's life casually, this is the bottom line I have always insisted on.
Chen Xi looked at me and pouted, probably knowing that I saved her, her eyes improved by more than a standard.Pan Zi pursed his lips, looked at me and sighed... Is his little third master really suitable for this path?
Chen Xi looked at my bruises and broken skin, she looked at me and asked in a soft voice, "Let me treat the wound for you."
I smiled at her when I heard that, pointed to Pan Zi and said, "Pan Zi has suffered a lot of injuries, you should deal with him first."
Chen Xi would be stunned when he saw my smile, haha!I secretly think that my face is also very attractive to girls~
She blushed after a while, and immediately turned her head to watch Pan Zi open her bag.
Fuck me!A pack of Yunnan Baiyao...
☆. On the correct use of Qilin blood
"Little girl," I took a puff of Fatty's cigarette, "Your family sells Yunnan Baiyao?"
My temper has been restrained a lot compared to Sha Hai at that time, but it is still worse than what I am now.
Chen Xi looked at me a little annoyed, she said: "I'm afraid of death, can't I?"
At this moment, Pan Zi answered, and he looked at Chen Xi with contempt, "Who doesn't know that Yunnan Baiyao is a cure? If you are afraid of death, you should bring more alcohol, anti-inflammatory drugs, bandages, etc. In fact, it is better to bring more guns and bullets." Accurate head."
He looked at me and said the last sentence, and I nodded after he finished speaking, and I asked, "I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?"
Chen Xi could see everything in her bag, except for Yunnan Baiyao, she lowered her head knowing she was wrong.Instead, Pan Zi took out two packs of compressed biscuits, and he smiled and said, "Little Third Master, you eat, I'm not hungry." After he finished speaking, his stomach rumbled uncooperatively, and I smiled lightly and remained silent.
Chen Xi glanced at me, pursed her lips and said weakly, "I'm hungry...can you give me one."
I smiled quietly, raised my hand and gave both of them to Pan Zi, winking at him.
Chen Xi lowered her head even lower, at this time I threw a piece of chocolate into her arms, she took a look and raised her head to look at me with such an expression, "Qi Ling gave it to you."
I smiled and nodded, suddenly I heard heavy footsteps again, I raised my eyebrows, stood up and shouted: "Fatty!"
Then I really heard the loud echo from the fat man: "Tianyi Shinichi"
I poked my head out, and the fat man walked towards the place with a lot of dead turtles with a stern look on his face. He was very happy to see the dead turtles running like a fool? !
I looked at him and shouted, "Come here, fat man!"
Fatty walked over slowly upon hearing the sound, "What's the rush! Come here."
The fat man came in, and when he saw the almost-gone corpse, he gave a standard sinister smile. He looked me up and down, especially the crotch, "Tsk tsk! Where are you, the rape corpse?!"
Why do they all respond this way? !
Pan Zi spoke at this time, "Who is this fat man?" He put his hand on the gun on the waistband of his trousers, smiling broadly but with alert eyes.
I smiled and said to him: "This is Erlang, the clay pot head in the tomb just now, right, Fatty." I smiled and rolled my eyes at Fatty.
The fat man held down Pan Zi's hand with a smile, and grinned at me, "Little naive, you can't say that, what kind of pottery can head Erlang, I, Fatty Wang, and everyone else are comrades who started the revolution together!" The fat man looked at Pan with a smile. He patted Pan Zi's hand: "We want to unite, help and love each other, how can we ask comrades..."
Pan Zi frowned, looking like he was getting bored, and I couldn't take it anymore. Let him talk like this for a whole night, I patted Fatty on the shoulder, "Hey! Fatty, as comrades fighting side by side, we We must advance and retreat together and develop together, like you..."
I smiled very sincerely and finished the bunch of bragging about fat people. Chen Xi and Pan Zi's eyes changed when they looked at me.
"Not bad, not bad!" The fat man put his arms around my shoulders, "Our little Tian is really enlightened~ The revitalization of our party and nation needs a good comrade like Tian Tian!"
Before I finished speaking, there was another sound of footsteps outside, and I immediately poked my head out, "Brother!"
☆, face thief haunted
As soon as I poked my head out, I saw Poker Face frowning desperately, and Xiao Heijin didn't take it, and when he saw me, he simply scolded, "What a scam!", turned and ran away.
I was stunned for a moment, wondering what the hell does this stuffy bottle even force out the swear words, but the time is tight, so I can only follow the plan and chase it out.
Fatty's voice immediately sounded in the stone room, "Oh!"
Then came the sound of their footsteps.very good!
But this stuffy oil bottle also ran too fast.I'm not familiar with the real route to the main tomb!
"Brother, wait for me!"
Who called this for me, thank you!wrong!
As soon as I got on the tomb passage, I heard a strange voice, which seemed male but not male, with a bit of a girlish voice...
But the voice was so familiar, I turned my head immediately after hearing it...
Hold!A face exactly like mine!
Before I had time to scold my mother, Fatty and the others chased after me and greeted the monster that tripped and bumped into my face.
I raised my eyebrows angrily, pulled out my trowel and strode over. However, they didn't seem to see me...
"I'm fine." The face-stealer stood up holding the fat man's hand, his pair of peach blossom eyes like mine were full of hazy water, and he looked extremely pitiful...
I looked at the face-stealer and smiled again, the mist that hadn't receded was full of hazy dampness, such a small beast-like smile made people full of protective desire...
Fuck me! !
When was I ever so motherly and weak!
I admit that I was weak at the beginning, but I have never been unable to protect myself.I've never been so sissy! !
At this time, I was extremely excited, but on the other hand, I was extremely calm...
My mind is at peace, waking up from a peaceful dreamlike dream after settling in Yucun! !
I carefully looked at the few people behind me, I don't know what a non-existent person like me can do in this situation...
I squinted my eyes and looked at the face of "Wu Xie". I saw You Lian speaking in a soft voice, and mocking Chen Xi by the way...
ah? ! !Can Chen Xi see me? ! !
Chen Xi in front of her didn't seem to have heard the sarcasm from the face thief, she just looked at me with a stunned expression.
Maybe Chen Xi can really replace Yali...
I thought I could refine my plan, so I walked up to Chen Xi and showed a snake-like smile...
I am very selfish. Compared with my own life, I can kill people...
And the face stealer in front of me has already threatened my life...
When I looked up, the snake spirit in my eyes was already overwhelmed, and I saw Chen Xi's eyes, and my eyes watered all of a sudden
☆. When Su Mei confronts the Face Stolen Monster
"Don't talk, or you will die~" I saw her cry and put my fingers on her lips, signaling her not to expose me.She nodded obediently, but...
"Naive?!" The voice came from Fatty, he kicked the face stealer, and then strode towards me, "I still want to pretend that my family is innocent, and I don't care who I am..."
Fatty's voice stopped abruptly, and the hand he wanted to hold my wrist passed through my body...
"Fatty, what are you doing!" The voice came from the Face Stolen, who was being supported by Pan Zi, and Pan Zi's eyes on the fat man also turned cold.
The fat man looked at me, and I made a gesture to play with him...it would be great if the fat man could see me...
"I don't think it's a joke..." The fat man smiled like a Maitreya Buddha, even his eyes were smiling.
"Fatty!" The voice was suffocating, and it was so cool that it made people calm down. However, this time, I heard the panic buried deep in it.
I inquired and looked, and Pok You Ping was striding over with his mouth shut, his knife was back on his back, and he had put a box on it.
When Boyouping came, the face bumper was more excited than Chen Xi, the grievances just now disappeared, his face was full of nympho, "Brother!!"
Tsk!This expression appeared on my face... I really don't want this face...
"Wu Xie!" Pokerfing, who was still full of displeasure, was surprised this time, he looked at me fixedly, I spit at him, and mouthed him, "Silly Pingzi."
Next, with the cooperation of actor Zhang and actor Wang, he finally succeeded in coaxing the face thief and Pan Zi to the main tomb.
I didn't want to stab that face stealer to death...
I just want to send him to Yali...
I think I can send it separately…
Forget it, Yali is still a child now...
I had an appointment with Fatty Poker-Face in the Forbidden City in Beijing and then quickly separated, and I followed Chen Xi.
Both Poker Ping and Fatty can see me within ten meters, but the me in Chen Xi's eyes can be said to be real, and she can even touch me!
My connection with Poker-Face and Fatty is normal for them to see me, but this girl Chen Xi...has a ghost.
I think Chen Xi has a ghost for a while, I think it is necessary to understand her...
Chen Xi looked at me and pouted, "I admit that I am time-traveling." She seemed very distressed, "I will cooperate with you, so can you tell you what is going on?!! Why stealing pens has become a fantasy ?!!"
☆、Some people, he is all for death
In fact, being Ah Piao was pretty good, floating all the way to urge Chen Xi to run, I felt a bit like an instructor during the military training in college.
Anyway, I don’t feel pain in my back when I stand and talk, and I can’t see Lao Tzu from any mechanism monsters, so I shouted loudly.
"Chen Xi, did your two legs grow just to increase your poor height?" I didn't walk very fast but my speed was fast, and my physical fitness seemed to improve after talking about Ah Piao!
Chen Xi was wearing ill-fitting clothes and carrying a backpack of Yunnan Baiyao, her face turned pale as she ran away, she seemed to be not paying attention to her appearance, she gritted her teeth, "Wu Xie! Do you treat your allies like that?"
I turned to look at her, smiling confidently but not flatteringly, "You are working for me voluntarily, call me boss or boss."
"Why! I don't owe you any money!!" Now that the old lady came out, Chen Xi was furious, and the speed of her feet increased.
I saw that she was getting faster and faster, "Hurry up! I can't protect you when the zongzi comes!"
"Wu Xie, you bastard!" Chen Xi buried her head and accelerated. She cried and said that if she had a choice, she would never fight foolishly in her life!
"It's the boss." I stopped when I reached the entrance of the cave, and said with a half smile after rubbing my hands.
My face seems to be a smile but not a smile, this expression is very handsome, but Chen Xi, this damn girl was stunned by my handsome man, she didn't stop the car and fell down.
well!It's troublesome to be handsome.
Seeing her go down, I also jumped down. I entered the height of the tenth floor. I didn't care, turned around, spun back, and performed several difficult gymnastics moves. I was so handsome that I felt the eyes of fans!
And then the fact that there are no fans.I turned around several times before finally pulling Chen Xi away from her fall to death.
I looked up after putting her down...
That damn face stealer is secretly kissing my poker bottle...
!!!
My first reaction at that time was to stop him, but when I rushed over, his handsome face passed me, and my head was blank at that time!
For a moment, I thought of the ghost possession scene in the movie. When I adjusted to the same posture as him, I still couldn't control the feeling of my body until I felt the soft and warm feeling on my lips...
I actually kissed the oil bottle...
My Apiao form can't touch Poker Bottle, and I obviously didn't control my body, but the feeling on my lips is not fake either.
Did I control my lips? ! !
I was still running off track, but Poker Fing had already made a move first, he raised his hand and pushed the face thief away, his eyes were cold and he wanted to see the dead man.However, he pushed the Face Stolen monster away but couldn't push me away...
We just stood on the spot with our lips and teeth together. Although we couldn't touch it, our posture was such an awkward kiss.
Even though the eloquence is good, I don't know how to explain it...
Hey!I just pass by?
...
I silently turned my head away, pretending to be leisurely and composed, "Brother, do you believe me when I say I'm just passing by?"
I don't even know why I said that, but I said it all, so there is a reason to take it back!
I lightly straightened the distance between us, and Poker Face looked at me quietly for a while.Facts have proved that I have made progress. Ten years ago... no, it is now... not yet, it was the me before that it was absolutely impossible for me to move naturally under his gaze.
It took a long time for Poker Ping to look away before turning his eyes away, and then said two words lightly: "I believe it."
Hearing this, I raised my eyebrows calmly, Poker's voice was low and low, a little indescribably sexy, and the content was even more imaginative, "I believe in you Wu Xie, I believe in you no matter what. You won't lie to me." He picked his lips lightly, well, my brother is only a little worse than me!
I wanted to pat him on the shoulder, but my hand passed through his body. I was stunned for a moment and withdrew my hand, hiding the sadness in my heart and smiling confidently and sincerely, "Not necessarily, silly bottle. I sold it?"
The stuffy oil bottle shook his head.
"Bro…"
The face-stealing monster on the ground looked like he was coming soon, tears were rolling in his eyes, and he couldn't fall in love if he couldn't fall...
☆, eternal life
I refrained from killing him now, but I made up my mind that I'd let him die badly when he was useless.
Poker-Face frowned when he heard the sound, I smiled and stepped aside, I retreated to Chen Xi's side, she cried...
I didn't have anything on me to wipe the girl's tears, so I didn't move. I raised my hand and patted her shoulder and said, "Why are you crying, silly girl?"
She ignored me and was still crying tremblingly. I silently murmured her delicate cry that was formatted by God Su, and felt that she was actually a little pitiful...
I don't even cry anymore...
But this is so pitiful, it can't suppress my determination to squeeze her dry at all...
This kind of psychology is actually very similar. Many times we see old people suffering from diseases, it seems that they have been tossed by time and changed their appearance. They know their destiny, they can talk about life and death with a smile, and calmly face their fate, death... …
However, later, when I found that death is really the easiest and most relaxing way to solve all problems, I realized a sentence I knew a long time ago: Sometimes living requires more courage than dying.
But it seems that Chen Xi doesn't understand this sentence...
She looked up at me with tears streaming down her face, her lips seemed swollen, "Will I die here?!" Her voice was very sad.
I smiled and said in an affirmative tone, "No." Yes, sister, you are still so young, as long as you don't want to die, you can survive even if the world is against you.
She opened her eyes, gotta!It was also swollen, "I'm afraid! I don't want to stay here anymore! I want to go back! I will work hard and stop reading novels during working hours... woo woo woo..."
I squeezed her shoulder and she looked up at me, I also lowered my head and looked at her, I smiled mockingly and bitterly, and said lightly, "Is it useful to regret, isn't it all your own choice? In the future, if you don’t do it yourself, be obedient and obedient, I will protect you from death, but if you want to do it, I might let your family wake up and send you a ride.”
She looked at me and murmured foolishly, "As long as I'm obedient, I don't have to die, right!" Her eyes were pleasantly surprised.
I resisted the thought of spraying her, put down her head and patted her on the shoulder, "Well, be obedient. Don't cry now, and pretend to be strong."
After I finished speaking, I didn't bother to watch her reaction, and turned to look at Poker Bottle who was already standing beside me.
There are infinite possibilities in life, that's why so many people yearn to live...even, live forever.
☆, tea house
The wind in the south of the Yangtze River is delicate and gentle, and the water in the West Lake is pure and beautiful.This morning, Poker-Face and I, who became Ah Piao, just walked side by side on this road.
The road is an ancient road, and there are very few people passing by. I am still wearing the suit in the ancient tomb, a torn camouflage jacket, and dirty jeans, so I have a good face to act as a facade.But no one can see it.
According to what I said, Pokerfing rarely looks good today. He is wearing a red and black plaid shirt, a black sleeveless jacket, and black tight-fitting trousers. Cool and beautiful.
We strolled on the road beside the West Lake, and walked towards the tea house that the fat man had an appointment with. According to the fat man, there was a beautiful sister who sang very well and made very fragrant tea.
That teahouse is on the Broken Bridge, and Poker-Face and I decided to go around for a while. Fatty seldom talked about girls since Yuncai left, so we had to make such a trip just because that person was Fatty!
The scenery of West Lake is still beautiful and beautiful, and our stroll is also very leisurely.The city of Hangzhou always has the charm of letting people relax. I have always felt that maybe it is not the beauty of the West Lake that makes people intoxicated, but that the city of Hangzhou gives people the mood and leisure to appreciate beauty.
Our footsteps were light, and I looked sideways at Poker Ping, his brows and eyes were faint, and his pure black eyes reflected the fresh and beautiful scenery, both thick and light are beautiful, full of ancient charm.
We didn't know how long we walked like that, and finally reached the teahouse
The location of the teahouse is very good. Our seat is upstairs in the elegant seat. From there, we can see the beauty of the West Lake, the broken bridge and the remnant snow.The teahouse was very quiet, and people were all sipping tea with leisurely expressions, no one was particularly surprised when Poker-Face and I walked in.
As soon as we looked up, we saw a fat man in Tsing Yi. If it weren't for his figure, he would have been a bit like a Jiangnan literary youth.
Poker-Face and I sat down separately, the fat man asked the waiter to make two more cups of tea, the waiter looked surprised, the fat man said it was for another brother, the waiter smiled and left without asking any further questions.
There was no joking expression on the fat man's face, he squinted his eyes and looked at the scenery outside the window, his expression was so quiet that he didn't miss him a bit.
Maybe it's thinking of clouds.
I didn't say much because this sentence seemed to say that I was dead, so I sniffed it lightly...
This tea is Yuqian Longjing, not the best tea but the best tea art... Although I can't taste it, the smell is intoxicating...
I glanced at Poker Bottle, he gently blew away the floating tea leaves, took a small sip, his brows and eyes were light but leisurely, and he also cast his gaze out of the window...
I also cast my eyes out of the window, the Broken Bridge... cast a reflection in the West Lake, I was a little bit into it, and I couldn't see it clearly, but the static scenery and the dynamic wind...
It seems that time stops at that moment, and the origin of beauty is long...
At this time, a woman walked onto the stage downstairs. She was wearing a cyan embroidered cheongsam with a slim figure. She bowed slightly to everyone and sat down in front of the piano.
The smooth instruments flow out with the sweet singing.
"The butterfly with dead wings that can't find flowers will never see it wither..."
"Leave me alone to enjoy the fireworks flying all over the sky. After swaying, they will drift away with the wind..."
My thoughts are flying with the sweet and sad songs, and those memories imprinted by time are slowly staged in front of my eyes...
"Has it ever snowed on the broken bridge, and I think of your face again..."
"Water breaks the bridge like snow, crossing the river lightly with your fingertips..."
I don't know how the singing stopped, and I don't know if the singing has aroused anyone's applause.
I looked at the fat man who was quietly drinking tea with a rare literary temperament, and looked at the oil bottle. He was also looking at me. He gently put his hand on mine, and passed straight through without touching it. …
I was dumbfounded with him...
Slowly, I looked at him, and gently raised the corners of my lips...
With you,
very nice.
The author has something to say: Accept it if you like it! (^_-)
☆, Qilin exhausted
Pokerfing just looked at me like that for a while, his eyes were tight, it's like, he either looked at the rice dumpling or he fell in love with me...
I stepped aside silently, and Pok You Ping picked up a black lin on the ground. He looked up at me, and I looked at it suspiciously. Then I remembered that this was one of my golden fingers. The unicorn is exhausted.
At this time, Poker Bottle also made a movement, he handed the thing to Chen Xi, and said lightly: "You feed this to Wu Xie."
Chen Xi took it and held it in his hand and looked at me suspiciously.
I explained: "This is the dried unicorn." She nodded before feeding it, and I obediently opened my mouth and swallowed the not-so-good-tasting thing.
Chen Xi withdrew his hand, and we followed Poker Ping to the coffin. The face-stealer was looking at the jade material on the coffin with a face full of money, and said, "It's all right! Hurry up, I'll take care of that zongzi." Spirit will take care of it!"
The third uncle frowned and didn't say anything, and carefully scraped the gold powder on his hands, but Pan Zi smiled and said, "Little San Ye, you can't say that, it's always good to be careful."
I felt uncomfortable watching Pan Zi call him the third master... I only have one Wu Xie!
When Poker Ping walked over, the third uncle had already put away the jade carvings, and the face-stealer saw Poker Ping approaching and came up to meet him, smiling like a nympho, "Qi Ling, shall we kill this zongzi?"
I whispered to communicate with the fat man beside me.
"What do you think, fat man?" I imitated Di Renjie's tone and asked, with my eyes slightly slanted, my arms folded, and I looked at the fat man beside me.
The fat man maintained the same posture as me, but he smiled obscenely but pretended to sigh, "It came for our bottle."
I nodded, imitating Xiao Hua's proud smile, with a face like you owe me a thousand and eight thousand dollars, "Still stealing my face, and don't even look at what I am, just kill me and throw it out, it's mine."
The fat man nodded approvingly, touched his chin again, and said with a smile: "This man has offended you, it's rare for the innocent and innocent comrades not to be merciful, which is very good!" looked at him strangely.
The fat man didn't care, he lowered his voice and imitated Zhejiang's accent and continued: "□□ once said that we should treat our comrades as warm as spring, and treat our enemies as cruelly as winter! We will do what □□ said, Spread the revolutionary spirit! Innocent comrades, let's work together!"
After speaking, he also made a gesture of looking up at the red flag actively...
I took a look at this fat man, but didn't reply, because I was so troubled by the stolen oil bottle that I turned around and pinched the bloody corpse...
☆、Fat people are more important
That's right, just now, when Pokerfing strangled the zongzi to death according to the plot, his posture was probably a bit cool, and the face thief rushed forward to kiss Pokerfing... Then the thing hit the ground, and the corpse was lifted up...
The stuffy oil bottle is finally annoying...
He stretched out his hand and threw the Face Thief to the ground, turned around and started fighting with the blood corpse...
This isn't the first time I've seen a fight in a bottle, but it's the first time I've seen it with my own eyes. It's much more handsome than when I fought for my life, but I won't admit it.
Every time Pokerfing uses his sword to kill that thing, his moves are fierce and murderous!cool!But…
Face Pirate on the ground began to cry, the voice was exactly the same as Chen Xi's...
But Chen Xi's face matched with that crying is so pitiful that it's the same face as mine...
No matter how you look at it...disgusting...
"Qi Ling...how could you treat me like this!!"
"I am your innocence!! Beep...beep..."
At that time, Boyoufeng yelled for us to leave quickly, and the third uncle hurriedly dragged the face thief to go out when he saw the corpse, but the face thief refused to leave...
...He said he would stay here to accompany "his spirit" to tide over the difficulties...
Damn it! !Stealing Lao Tzu's body and molesting Lao Tzu's brothers...
I am a person who is easily swayed by emotions. Even if I learn to restrain my impulse and keep calm in many situations, I will not learn to be too indifferent to emotions...
Even if I was a few years ago, I would still make this choice...
It's not just him who can do that thing, and he doesn't seem to be able to do it well...
Which means he's a completely useless block in the way of my plans.
After the rebirth, Chen Xi, who I contacted, told me that there is a new boss, God Su.It has invaded this world with a large amount of Su.
And her purpose is really unclear...
To tell the truth, I don't trust Chen Xi too much, it's not that I don't want to, but that the only people who can completely trust me now are Poker Bottle and Fatty.
I try to grasp all the variables as much as I can—I know enough about the ultimate, so I want to know about the god Su who still doesn't know anything.From that face stealer.
I gave Poker Fing a look. He was taken aback for a moment, then nodded in understanding, and shouted, "I'll protect him! Take Miss Chen with you!"
Face Stealer is very happy...
After the third uncle and his party left, Pokerfing showed great power and twisted the blood corpse's neck.
The face thief looked at this smile with crooked eyebrows, full of admiration and admiration, and... love...
"Qi Ling~ You are so handsome! Let's go home~"
That voice is...disgusting...
I signaled the fat man to tie up that stupid B, and the fat man showed an expression that he had intended for a long time and stepped forward, picked up the stupid B to tie up...
The Face Stealer didn't react for a while, but then he also struggled, his tears flowed like running water, "Fatty, what are you doing! I'm Wu Xie! Qiling~ help me..."
At this time, the fat man scolded the face-stealing monster for being shameless. Stealing his brother's face disgusted another brother, but when his hand was about to be tied up, he shook it hard and smashed the rope hard. When he got to the face stealer, he turned his head and said to me with a wry smile, "I really can't do anything when I look at your innocent face and cry so miserably."
I'm impatient, in fact, among the three of us, Fatty is the most affectionate, and even this affection makes me believe in it without reservation when I am extremely calm.Let the cold-hearted Poker Bottle entrust him with a heavy responsibility and treat him as a brother...
Even intellectually, I think a fat man is more reliable than a stuffy oil bottle.
……
In the end, it was Poker Face who tied up the Face Stolen Monster, tied a pig knot, and threw it back to the ground.
When the fat man saw Poker Face make a move, his movements became more natural. He glanced at me and smiled for no apparent reason.
Immediately, I had a bad premonition... I said with a straight face that the fat man is free. , and then regret it.
The fat man tied the Face Stolen into the coffin, and even posed in a crazy pose...
☆, he is a girl
I looked at the fat man with a serious face, "Fatty man! You've taken a fancy to me, don't you?"
The fat man looked at me from top to bottom, with a look of contempt on his face: "What are you thinking! This pose is very suitable for torture!! He is not as pretty as my Yun Cai, and he is a rough guy without breasts! Besides, I am not Master Rabbit, take your time with the bottle..."
At this time, the face thief was afraid...
He is not Wu Xie...
The real Wu Xie is still here...
Both Qiling and Fatty can see...
Then what is he for? !
Of course, this is my guess.The Face Stolen Monster was still crying and asked Poker Bottle to save him...
What a hatred...
He talked about "him" and the beautiful past of Poker Ping, and I found that almost all the stories were about me and Poker Ping...
Whatever the bottle and I have done, you all have to misunderstand the pure brotherhood between me and the bottle!
Poker-Face's face was getting darker and darker, Poker-Face said to me, I came forward, and I didn't want to stop, silently backed away and chuckled as they posed like I was the head , but how tired it is to stand!
I squatted down and smoked with the fat man...
Poker Bottle used the little black gold to gently peel off the face thief's clothes bit by bit... That serious and sacred expression looked like a butcher slaughtering livestock used by priests...
The tenderness in the tomb is on the low side, how damn good can this feeling of losing clothes be...
But you are wrong if you think it is too gentle. In this case, the sensitivity of the skin will be infinitely magnified... Is it mentioned in any book I have read before?
I was about to think about this question seriously when I was caught by Pokerfase's next move.
Pokerfing's fingers covered the forehead of the Face Stolen Monster, and slowly exerted force... The Zhang family's unique skills were reproduced, and all kinds of adoring crowds watched!hehe.
In fact, the posture of Face Stolen is uncomfortable to look at. His legs and knee joints are sticking out of the coffin, and his calves are fixed in the two extensions. His legs are wide open, and his upper body is firmly attached to the faded skin of the coffin. The head was still lifted high by the Poker bottle...
Poker-Face pinched the face-stealer's head, that handsome face like mine was twisted and deformed under Poker-Face's slender fingers, and after a while...he cried out in pain, "Wake up!!"
The tragic voice went straight into the sky, and he struggled desperately.
However, his struggles were useless under Pokerfing's indifferent eyes, and Pokerfing asked coldly, "Who the hell are you?" His speech was so fast that I shivered...
The Face Stolen isn't as weak as it looks, he clenches his teeth and trembles his lips, but still persists, "I'm your naive, Qi Ling!"
Poker bottle slowly reduced the strength in his hand, it is said that it was to prevent this guy's head from being overwhelmed by sudden death...
I don't think I know enough about the Old Nine Gates, which is a valuable research topic.
Poker bottle pinched the guy's chin and clicked his tongue. Although the guy's face was embarrassed, he was still as handsome as ever. He opened his tear-filled eyes and looked at Poker bottle pitifully. Poker bottle opened his mouth. "My Wu Xie... tsk tsk, tell me, who are you?"
Pokerfinger's tone can still be described as calm, but his eyes... are so cold that there is no trace of warmth, like... an evil spirit crawling out of the eighteenth floor of hell, it is frightening.
The Face Stealer was also scared, his beautiful peach eyes were full of fear, and his voice was too trembling to hear the usual clarity and gentleness, although he was always whining...
But even though the voice was frightening, he still persisted.
"From... Ling..., I... really... your... naive..."
Hearing that Poker-Finger's eyes turned cold, he saw that Poker-Face flipped the knife in his left hand lightly, and the face-stealer's back fell off...
Then came the call...
Then his face changed...
A face full of burn scars...
still a girl...
He, oh no, it was her.
☆What kind of person is Wu Xie
When the girl showed her real face, my figure appeared. I walked over and stopped Pokerfing's hand, and said softly, "I'll do it next."
Poker-Face smiled and said "Come with you" and squinted somewhere, I gave the fat man a look, and with my signature elegance (snake spirit disease) smiled, I took the white hair that came down from the female corpse. The love was thrown on the disfigured girl.
Her upper body is still naked, so I will turn a blind eye to it, but I won't. I have always respected women more. It's not that I'm a gentleman, it's what a man should do.
Why!I'm not saying Poker Bottle is not a man!I mean he's not human... your sister!
Probably after covering the place where she should have covered, I realized that she was in a bit of a miserable state and was still shaking all over. I pursed my lips and put her legs down.
I'm so kind, so I won't be as indifferent as Poker...
I kept smiling and looked at the disfigured girl, and the fat man was holding the trowel behind me with a face full of smiles, and I asked: "I am Wu Xie, I don't care who you are, please tell me I want to know."
Her eyesight improved a lot when I put gauze on her and lowered her legs, but when she heard my name, she yelled, which was indescribably weird with her dignity and the current atmosphere.
"I am Wu Xie! The only Wu Xie! No one can steal my spirit from me! No one can...take my spirit...My god!"
I suddenly felt a feeling of being a dog...
This is definitely a mental illness...
The fat man stopped pretending to be a younger brother, and he put one hand on his waist and said impatiently: "Naive! What's the point of talking nonsense with this kind of idiot, let's do it! Damn it really dirty my hands!"
After finishing speaking, he swiped towards the woman's arm, the silvery arc flashed across, leaving blood-colored thin lines, and there was a rare sense of beauty...
The woman called again...
Next... Being accused of violence and gore was harmonized...
But let me tell you roughly.
With the joint efforts of Fatty and I, we pried out the following information: Su Mei is a girl, and she exchanged her whole life for
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