Emperor Tongue [Rebirth]

That night, the bonfires were brightly lit by the simple tents of the jailers, but there was no one in the tents.The breeze stirred the green leaves and rustled, but there was a slight sound coming from the warder's tent.The initial sound was so soft that even a grasshopper could not be startled, and it gradually increased.

"Come, come! Drink, drink some more!" The tall and thin jailer tilted the flagon, drinking with relish: "Thieves! Last time, you gave me two taels of shochu. If you don't drink today, you will be under Lao Tzu's orders." Drill through!"

The jailer who was persuaded to drink drank like everyone else, and his tongue seemed to be short when he spoke: "Hi... If you want to drink, just drink it? Hiccup!" He smiled again with his fingers bent, and just said no to drink, then he picked it up again: "Tsk, but this wine is really good, hehe, hehehe, good wine, good wine!"

"Take the wine money of the number one scholar's filial piety, can it be damn good?" Xu Shi had tasted the taste of the wine, and the eyebrows and eyes of the man who threw dry buns to Liao Yulin during the day were all crowded together, his beard was wet, and his expression Like an old cat, he moved lazily, "Come on, brother, taste it slowly, I... hiccup! I have to go outside, it's convenient."

"Yo, I drank the wine of the champion, and my mother talked about literati!" A jailer next to his legs laughed and scolded him: "Scatter yellow soup, just say "sprinkle yellow soup, what kind of convenience is it! Get out, get out! Hey!" , go out and take a look at that kid on the bundle tree, don’t let him die the first day!"

"He died somewhere, that kid is so stubborn!" The one farthest away smacked his lips and squinted: "Tian Ling Gai is almost a blood hole, and he doesn't even frown, it's very scary!"

"Bah! If Grandpa doesn't go, he'll pee in his ass. You fucking wash it for Grandpa!" The jailer, who was anxious to relieve himself, stopped talking, took a drunken step, and moved out while untying his trouser belt, plausibly speaking .

When he lifted the curtain and went out, the inside seemed to be exploding, and the laughter was like a street market.The jailer, who didn't speak much all day long, didn't stop him. He drank heavily and ate meat.At this time, the tall and thin jailer offered his gift, handed over half a jug of wine, and flattered him: "My lord, my lord, please."

The jailer sipped the wine, he didn't want to say much about the indulgence of his subordinates, the whites of his eyes were cloudy and yellow, and he rolled up his eyelids like an upside-down money eye: "Forget the truth about Liao Yulin, he still knows filial piety. If it weren't for this bank note, tomorrow Liao Yulin Also go to the shackles. Anyway, they are important criminals assigned by the emperor, and we have the final say."

"Yes, what your lord said is true." The jailer bowed his waist and toasted, laughing until his neck seemed to be shortened: "If you say it, your lord's tricks are better. You are a good person, and we are all the villains. There is something in Liao Yulin's heart. Afraid, no, the confession came before it was dark! Not to mention, he is a scholar who looks like a fart, and he is really rich!"

"Then your ears are plagued! If he is not, then he is also the number one scholar! How many officials who entered the court do not eat money? Otherwise, where would the money come from, and go whoring that young gentleman in Huajie?" The person next to him answered, laughing His arms trembled.Liao Yulin was nine thousand years old's second brother, and the emperor hid a secret, so the jailer only thought that the money offered was Liao Yulin's private pocket, and sold it for wine and vegetables.

"Drink as long as you drink! Why are you talking about those bastards smashing things!" The tall and thin man was not happy when he heard this, and most of his interest in drinking was disturbed.Those around him didn't take it seriously, and deliberately disgusted him: "So what? You have that face, you go and try it too? You toss all night, like a cow! Serving your benefactor, you will be exhausted after a year! My little husband It’s hard work and hard work to earn!”

"Tsk tsk, tell me, did Liao Yulin really kneel down in Huajie?"

"Can there be fakes? I heard people say that they threw away a lot of banknotes, begging for a good friend to come out, and read all the sage books like shit, and dragged them out after eating."

"Fart! The bottom is full of meat, why don't you tell me how to do it?"

"The piss thing and the squirrel, are you a real person?"

The jailers yelled and teased, as if they really saw Liao Yulin having fun in Huajie, it was unbearable.Hearing a bang, the jailer knocked the jug, and cursed: "What are you yelling with your mouth open! It's like a pig or a dog! Go, go, go out and see if the binding is tight! Don't strangle people to death, when you get to Shizhou It's not easy to deal with, you and I will lose our heads!"

With several jugs of hot wine in his stomach, the jailer staggered when he got up.Unexpectedly, just as he was about to lift the heavy curtain, the movement outside became louder, as if someone was rushing into him.The jailer in charge reacted quickly and drew his knife, but he didn't want to let the people flying from outside the tent bump into him and turn him on his back.Taking a closer look, it's not the person who went to relieve his hand just now, but at this moment, the blood is pouring from the mouth and nose, which makes people almost fainted from punching.

"Who!" The jailer guessed badly, and jumped up against the crime.

"Who else! Your grandpa came to kill you!" Wu Lexian lifted the curtain and entered like a shadow of a sharp sword. The one who was thrown in just now was the jailer who was going to relieve his hands. A pair of sweeping legs kicked across the wind, knocking the first few kicks to the ground, leaving bright red footprints on the face.

"Catch him! Catch him!" The jailer was terrified, but fortunately, the prisoner only lacked shackles, and the ten-pound wooden shackles bound Wu Lexian's wrists, which was a complete drag.After nightfall tonight, in order to prevent the assassin from breaking free, the jailer remembered that he had ordered people to surround Wu Lexian layer by layer, and tied his body to a tree trunk with a hemp rope.Unexpectedly, it was still a miscalculation and underestimated the power of this person.

"Catch your ancestor's second grandma! You naughty bastard! What's wrong with your ass if I sleep with a girl? Grandpa sleeps with your parents' eyes!" Wu Lexian's pupils showed crazy murderous intent, and his eyes were strangely bright , reminding the jailer in front of him that no matter how forbearing he is in the daytime, once he seizes the opportunity, Wu Lexian's legs and feet are not rusty yet, so he should not be underestimated.Born in the wilderness, raised to be homeless, and with a few more years of life in Huajie, Wu Lexian has learned the dirty words of Tao Niang, the shopkeeper of Xunliuju, so that he opened his mouth to curse, raised his knees and kicked, and the jailer's mouth and nose were easy to catch in the air. An arc of blood was thrown out.

The jailer originally had a good plan, and he didn't want to be turned into an army, causing chaos.However, a mere dozen or so prison guards were really no match for the assassins brought in by Wu Xiangjing, and even kicked over with their sabers before they were sheathed.In the blink of an eye, it was in sight.The jailer secretly thought it was bad, and there were a few noises in his ears, but the other side was full of blood, and rolled on the ground, shaking his shoulders slightly when he stood up, and the wooden shackle hit the corner of the jailer's eyes.

"Oops! Killed! Killed..." The jailer covered his eyes, and after several struggles, he suddenly felt a sharp knife sticking up in front of his throat. He didn't dare to move his tongue, and knelt down and said, "The hero, spare your life! The hero, spare your life!"

"What a good man! Grandpa, I do all kinds of evil!" Wu Lexian was furious after holding back for a whole day. If it wasn't for the fact that these bastards had insulted Liao Yulin, he would have beaten him with sticks, and he would have endured it all the way.At this moment, he stomped on the villain's back, exerting all his strength so that no one could yell out: "Grandpa will ask you today! Do you still want to keep the piss thing down there?"

The jailer covered his stomach and spat out most of the wine he drank.The jailer was stepped on by Wu Lexian, blood was bubbling from one eye, they didn't dare to act recklessly.He fought too hard but not to mention, just seeing that his wrists are trapped and he can still sweep dozens of times is not a tough bone to handle.

"Think! Think! Grandpa, spare me!" The jailer's eye socket was cut, and blood seeped into the white of his eyes. Seeing that the surroundings were bloody red, he thought he was blind in one eye.

Wu Lexian raised his broken eyebrows, his heels slumped, and he spat: "Bah! Put your mother's bastard on the sidelines! Grandpa will go north with you honestly, just think he's got his turn? I'm giving you ass face! If you don’t want to die, if you want to come back with a dog’s life, wash your ears to let grandpa hear clearly, and then listen carefully. Otherwise, you will immediately dig out your eyeballs and feed them to the donkey!”

The jailer was reeking of alcohol and did not dare to come forward. The jailer was trampled on the wound again, and he waved his arm and screamed, "What are you doing just staring at me! Why don't you come here and kowtow to grandpa!"

"Hey, no need to kowtow, my servant, Wu Lexian, can't bear such a big gift." Wu Lexian crushed the jailer's back, sighed, and said again: "I'll remind you when you are on duty, don't pretend to be in control of the uncle's life. Grandpa If I want to kill you, I will slaughter all of you, and my head will fall to the ground. I don’t even think about it, you are escorting an important criminal from the previous dynasty. If I run away, none of you will survive! But if you torture me to death, when you arrive at Shizhou If you can't pay the job, you still have to be buried with grandpa! Tsk, you don't understand this truth? Grandpa made a mistake, and you can still go back to Yincheng with the head on your head? Huh?"

The jailer's eye sockets were already purple with blood, how could he not understand this truth?It's just that Wu Lexian took a bite instead, it seems that he is not someone who can be provoked. "Kowtow to grandpa, kowtow to grandpa!" As he said, he put up two fingers and bent them on the ground.

"If we don't do this, Grandpa and I are not a troublesome villain. Apart from serving patrons and taking people's lives, I don't have much ability. But you really can't hold me with these shackles, so I will release them tomorrow. After all, I still want to commit crimes, and I wear the wooden cannon as I should. It's just..." Wu Lexian turned his head, and his eyes slashed across everyone's faces like a knife: "It's just that I have a violent temper, and the shots don't matter. Grandpa understands the words Well, that little champion is my benefactor of Wu Lexian, Zhenger Bajing was redeemed by me, if he doesn't serve me well, he will offend me. Mr. Liao and I are a pair of hard-working couples, we can do whatever we want Alright, if you let my ears listen to some nonsense, it would be easy to pull out my tongue!"

"Yes, no offence, no offence!" The warden nodded his head, just wanted to get up and see if his eyes were still there: "What else does Grandpa want?"

Wu Lexian rolled his eyes, and ordered: "You, you, you, and you! Surround grandpa and listen! If you do these things well, I will follow you to Shizhou to do business in peace. , there will never be any trouble. But you also have to be more sensible, don't let Mr. Liao see the clues, otherwise next year, the grave will be knee-high!"

"Hey! Come on, come on!" The jailers responded one after another, bowing to Wu Lexian and surrounding them.I secretly groaned in my heart, I am afraid that I have escorted a living Hades this trip, and if I am not careful, I will die.

After Wu Lexian finished explaining one by one, he personally lifted the jailer from the ground, brushed off the official's legs, and slowly walked out of the tent.The jailer didn't dare to be negligent any longer, and bowed his body to come out to see him off, all called Wu Lexian's cold eyes poured a chill into his heart.He still wants to act, how can he show his feet.

The author has something to say:

The past two days have been very hectic due to Sina's convulsions, making everyone wait for a long time!I sincerely hope that society treats everyone equally!

Wu Lexian: The injury on the head is healed, but I still want to call the little champion, what should I do?

Liao Yulin: Hey, Ah Fei, where did you get hurt?Isn't everything all right?

Wu Lexian: The jailer beat me to death.

Jailers: I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!