Emperor Tongue [Rebirth]

"A Fei, I'm back." After about a stick of incense, Liao Yulin stepped on the gravel and came back with a look of confusion. The sweat on his forehead was from stuffiness or anxiety, and a few strands of hair stuck to his face. above.

"Why didn't Nine Thousand Years protect you?" Wu Lexian was full of resentment, and this was the most puzzling thing.

"I'm sure." Liao Yulin squatted down, and rolled out a few dry buns from his arms, gray and white with a long-dried appearance.He gave Wu Lexian a blank look, and regretted that his heart ached in vain, that he had been reduced to this half-human, half-ghost appearance and still didn't know how to restrain himself, with thorns in every word.

"Really? Then why is the emperor willing to send his [-]-year-old second brother to work in Shizhou? Isn't it because of your third brother Lihua blowing the wind in the pillow with the rain." Wu Lexian turned his face to the left, and his right collarbone hurt badly.Stepping into the Fengyue Cave with one foot, with no less than a hundred pairs of jade arms on the pillow, Wu Lexian brought the secrets of Nine Thousand Years and the Emperor to the table, and knew better about the strong wind beside the pillow, so he couldn't help laughing: "I think Mr. Yu's third younger brother is not ready yet." Some, or the emperor's affection is not true enough."

Liao Yulin wanted to grab a handful of sand and cover this man's mouth: "I'm sure, but if I don't keep it, it won't work? Seeing that you can speak well, you still don't feel hungry. You don't have to fill your stomach tonight. It's better to be hungry all the way." .”

"Hey, Xiaosheng talks nonsense and is used to being sloppy, Mr. Yu forgive me." Wu Lexian smiled apologetically, unintentionally figured out the fate of the little champion, saying that Liao Yulin could do it by himself, but his third brother must not.He smiled, and the open mouth of his face also stretched out, the pain made his mouth crooked, and he quickly covered it up: "Young Master Feiyu has studied poetry and books, and he can't do without a young student. Just look at this dry bun."

"What happened to the dry bun?" Liao Yulin asked, opening the small bundle again.

Wu Lexian was quite experienced, and replied: "This dry bun is air-dried dry food. It is a must for those who march or travel long distances. As long as it is not damp, it can be stored forever. It is as hard as a rock. It needs to be chewed with water to swallow it. Otherwise, I will choke to death. Otherwise, Mr. Yu, please help Xiaosheng to the stream, rinse his mouth, wash his hair and face, and teach you how to eat it."

Liao Yulin came prepared, took out a wooden bowl from his luggage, and said very seriously, "No, you rest, I'll fetch a bowl of water." After finishing speaking, Wu Lexian was left alone, dumbfounded.

Until Liao Yulin came back with a bowl of water, Wu Lexian didn't understand why there was a bowl in his humble baggage.With a bowl full of water, Liao Yulin was naturally reluctant to use it all up, so he straightened it up, only to realize that Ah Fei looked at him rather strangely.

"Is there a dirty spot on my face? I want you to look at me like that." He asked.After walking for three hours, he just had a full meal by the stream. It can be seen that this man is still angry, and he always feels that Ah Fei can't say anything nice.

"No, I just didn't expect Mr. Yu to be demoted so noble, and he still thought about cleaning up a bowl." Wu Lexian said calmly, always feeling that he was a fire that had burned to the ice.If it wasn't for the earth-shattering cry of the little Zhuangyuan, even if he killed himself, he wouldn't believe that Liao Yulin had feelings for him.

"I didn't pack the bag myself, it was my third brother." Uncharacteristically, Liao Yulin slowly opened the small bag with a baby, and he could see everything inside: "I don't know the ways of the world, and Fu'er has been in the palace for a long time. He took the bank note to me because he wanted to give the jailer some favors. He followed the emperor to the northern border, passed by Shizhou, and knew that it was remote and cold, so he brought some ointment for frostbite. Apart from this, there is also Medicine wine, hemostasis powder and raw bone powder, thicker clothes, a few pairs of sturdy shoes and a handkerchief for scrubbing, no matter how many there are, I dare not put on any more.”

"I didn't expect that Nine Thousand Years Old is quite good at serving people. It's not in vain to be a slave for so many years." Wu Lexian didn't like to see Liao Yulin and himself restrained and polite, and talked about his eunuch brother who was the prince's favored minister. .

"Fu'er is not a slave, he is for..." Liao Yulin's calm mood finally had some ups and downs, "The year he entered the palace...forget it, why do I tell you these things, you won't listen. Ah Fei, come here, lean closer, and turn your face away."

When Wu Lexian heard this, he hurried over, pretending that Liao Yulin was going to give him a slap, and happily slapped him, anyway, he was used to it.But he didn't want to experience a burst of coldness on his hot cheeks. "You are... Young Master Yu, what do you want?"

"Wash your face. I smell you all the way. It stinks. Do you want to choke me to death?" Liao Yulin brushed back his hair without waiting for him to speak. When he came into view, the skinny wound lay under his left eye, trembling slightly with the blink of an eye.Liao Xiaofu himself would carry a clean handkerchief with him, it was essential for scrubbing and relief, so he also stuffed a few for his second brother.Liao Yulin dipped a clean handkerchief in water, first applied the dirty blood to soften it, and then wiped it off. He picked it up with his cold fingertips, and the blood residue mixed with the dirty soup trickled down.After cleansing his face, Liao Yulin's fingers writing poems were all scarlet, even under his nails.

"Why didn't you make a sound? Ah Fei was afraid of pain?" Liao Yulin panicked when he heard his breath, and he was also flustered in his heart, so he forced out a few words.Obviously there was only a gash on Ah Fei's face when he left, but after a few days of seeing each other, there were several layers of blood scabs. Could it be that the jailer had lynched him and injured him?

Wu Lexian didn't know whether to answer or pretend to be stupid, as if a god had cast a spell on him.He was a sinful assassin, his palm was pierced by a knife, and he didn't even frown when he poured alcohol on him.After a long while, he only listened: "Well, I'm afraid of pain. Xiaosheng has been afraid of pain since he was a child." He opened his mouth in a daze, his lips seemed to weigh a thousand catties.

"Then I'll take it lightly. A Fei will bear it for now. When I pour this water from the top of my head, I will wash even the hair that is stuck together." The top of the hair was brushed with water, and the sticky strands of hair were unraveled.It was really not clean, so I took off the wooden hairpin in my hair and carefully picked it apart. The dirty water trickled down Ah Fei's cheeks and ears, and when it reached the Adam's apple, it was stopped by the wooden yoke, and then flowed along the wooden yoke. to the ground.

"Does this hurt?"

"……pain."

"Then don't move, let me see." Liao Yulin said, half kneeling on the ground.After washing his face and washing his hair, he first tapped Ah Fei's head with his fingertips, touched the hard bumps, and then opened it to look at it. He was dumbfounded when he saw it.It's not that they were cleaned up in prison, and the roots of the hair were hidden several times, maybe they were beaten inside on purpose, so it couldn't be seen from the outside.

"Thanks to Fu'er's foresight, I prepared some good medicinal materials." After rushing, Liao Yulin took the Zhixue powder, dipped the mustard yellow powder on the tip of his little finger, and stuffed it into the crack of the wound little by little, fearing that the medicine would hurt. Fei, still pouting for blowing.The person who cried out for pain just now was as silent as a mute, he didn't know what to think, and Liao Yulin didn't have time to think about it.Finally touched a clean handkerchief, tightly wrapped a handful of wet hair and squeezed it again and again.

Wu Lexian clenched his teeth like a mad dog being gently stroked for the first time, and his whole body became stiff with discomfort.It turns out that there are still times in this world when taking medicine doesn't hurt, and I still brag about it, fearing that I will become addicted in the future, and I will smash my head every day.

"Look up, I'll give you medicine." Liao Yulin said, not feeling anything wrong.He only felt that the injury on Ah Fei's face was probably not good, the skin around the curl was faintly red, and it was not easy to take care of.

"What's the matter? Does this injury scare Mr. Yu?" Wu Lexian didn't take it seriously, but cared about Liao Yulin's strange expression, "Oh, it's a pity, Xiaosheng's good face is over. If Mr. Yu thinks it's ugly, It’s okay not to look at the future.” He turned his head awkwardly, but he was still paying attention to Liao Yulin’s reaction.

Liao Yulin poured a small handful of raw bone powder into his palm, smiled brightly and exasperatedly: "Then turn around and tell me to take a good look at it. Yo, isn't it? I think how many wives just spent a lot of money on this face, this time I'm afraid It's going to leave a big scar."

"Men have scars, which makes them more heroic. It's not ugly." Wu Lexian turned his face away again, this time even his shoulders.For a while, he was also different. He didn't care about his appearance before.

"It's better to be ugly, so you don't have to mess with flowers and grass all day long, and then provoke someone's son." Liao Yulin applied the medicinal powder to the wound, and when he mentioned this, he didn't brag about it, and just stuck it on his face : "It's ugly, it's not enough for me to say, lest another young master of the Mu family be tricked into falling in love with you, this scar can be regarded as doing justice for the heavens."

Wu Lexian had long forgotten about the young master, unexpectedly the young champion had a good memory, fearing that he would not be able to forget this grudge, he quickly frowned, sucked in the cold and cried out for pain. "Hey, Xiaosheng regretted it, regretted it... Mr. Yu has a lot of people, don't hold grudges, from now on Xiaosheng will only eat, sleep and have fun with you."

"Who wants to have fun with you! The day is bright, the sky is blue, and I, Liao Yulin, have read thousands of books of history, not just to have fun with you." Liao Yulin muttered a few words, reluctantly bragging, and hastily settled down.Just after putting away those cans of medicine powder, he picked up a wet handkerchief and covered Wu Lexian's feet.

"Little ancestor, what are you going to do? Are you going to kill Xiaosheng?" The face is clean, the hair is also clean, and the wound is covered with medicine, Wu Lexian also feels much refreshed.

"Wipe your feet. I think the shoes in the bag are a little too big. You must be wearing them properly." Liao Yulin knelt down to take a closer look, and sure enough, there were blood blisters on the soles of his feet. Put on the medicine and wear it again."

The ice in Wu Lexian's heart was shaken again and again, as if he heard the sound of breaking ice.God really has the virtue of being good at life, so he just sent someone to punish him. "Xiaosheng thanked Mr. Yu in advance." He was at a loss for the first time, pursed his lips, and asked, "Then... are you... hungry?"

Liao Yulin didn't speak, just nodded, he was already hungry.He packed up the burden and carried it on his back, like a fresh snail on a young leaf after rain, defenseless against everything outside.

"Please trouble Mr. Yu to sit down and eat by yourself, and you can also give Xiaosheng a mouthful." Wu Lexian said.

"This, how do you eat it?" Liao Yulin sat down, the dry bun was really as hard as a slate, and it would make a big lump on the forehead.

"Peel off the crusty dough on the outside first, maybe the inside can be chewed." Wu Lexian pointed at the buns with his chin.

Anyone with discerning eyes can tell from Liao Yulin's fingers at a glance that this person has been with pen, ink, paper and inkstone all year round, and books as companions.There are several fine scars on the pulp of the index finger and thumb, a thin callus on the tiger's mouth, and a small bulge slightly protruding from the middle finger, all of which are left by the effort of using ink to lift the brush.Now these hands are competing with those few dry buns, after trying a few times, they can be considered to be able to eat them.

He tasted it himself, it was like chewing wax, he could barely swallow it, then stuffed it into Ah Fei's mouth, and said: "Eh? , is it possible that there are jailers coming to feed you?"

"Young Master Yu is really good at joking." Wu Lexian chewed and swallowed a few times, "I'm afraid you have forgotten what Xiaosheng is best at, if you remove this wooden shackle, the few people who talked to you just now will be gone." out of breath."

Liao Yulin shuddered suddenly, yes, he almost forgot that Ah Fei is the assassin of Wu Xiang, his hands are like blades. "Then... Otherwise, you should change it in the future, and change this habit of killing people. It is said in the book that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. If you take a life, you should put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately."

"Xiaosheng can't become a Buddha, but since Mr. Yu has spoken, he won't be murderous in the future." Wu Lexian sneered, even half-believing in these words.The little number one scholar is dedicated to goodness, and he can't see this, so let him be a Buddha with peace of mind. He is a two-handed sinner, and sooner or later he will fall into the flames of purgatory, so what are you afraid of.

"Well, that's good. When I arrive in Shizhou next year, I'll see if I can find a ancestral hall and academy to teach. After all, I can't go back to Yincheng. I just wait for my third brother to visit. Actually, Fu'er...it's not that he didn't want to protect me. , your two lives are exchanged by the emperor with the power of the six regents and King An, no matter who it is for, you and I have to go to Shizhou safely." Liao Yulin said, dry buns are hard to chew, every mouthful Biting hard, comforting himself and Ah Fei.

No matter how scheming Wu Lexian was, he never expected that the emperor who just sat on the dragon throne would be willing to use his power to exchange the life of his [-]-year-old second brother. If he was able to live, it would be because of Liao Yulin's favor.Calculated in this way, the life of the little champion is comparable to half a jade seal, full of gold and preciousness, let alone being wronged in vain.

"Since this is the case, Mr. Yu should take a rest early, and be careful of swollen legs and feet tomorrow. Go to bed first, and Xiaosheng will take care of the burden for you." Wu Lexian held the dry bun in his mouth, slurring his words, but clearly in his heart, staring into the distance The jailer's eyes flashed an unruly light for a moment.

The author has something to say:

Wu Lexian: If you have the ability, you unload the wooden shackles!I will let you run a hundred steps first and then...

Liao Yulin: Ah Fei, what are you mumbling about?

Wu Lexian: Oh, Xiaosheng said that the injury on his head hurts so much, he can only heal if he blows it off.