All my CPs are male

They ended up going to a pizza place to sit and talk, mostly because they were hungry.

In the silence, no one spoke.

After a while, Yuan Haoyou finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"Are you saying I'm pregnant?"

Shen You was picking up the water glass and taking a sip of water, just when he heard this sentence, he spit out a sip of water.

Seeing Shen You choking on the water, Yuan Haoyou also took out his pocket and handed him a pack of tissues.

Finally regaining his breath, Shen You said weakly: "Have you never taken physiology class in junior high school?"

Yuan Haoyou smiled and showed his big white teeth: "No."

Shen You: "..."

"You... I don't even know what to say about you!"

"Oh!" He sighed heavily.

Yuan Haoyou also specifically explained: "To be precise, I never went to junior high school."

Shen You: "..."

When Shen You heard this, he shook his head again and again: "You are really good! I didn't expect you to be a fish that slipped through the net of nine years of quality education!"

"Don't you know boys can't get pregnant!"

Speechless.

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

"Uh, I just liven up the atmosphere, why are you so serious!"

Shen You: "..."

"Why are you so big-hearted! Just like a normal person!"

Yuan Haoyou scratched his head: "Well...Actually, it's mainly because, let's talk about it, I don't even have the slightest impression, as if it really has nothing to do with me..."

Shen You: "...Okay."

He simply took out his mobile phone and turned it on.

Find someone in your contacts and call them.

After a while, the other party picked up.

"Where are you now?" The deep voice rang in his ears, with a slight gasp. He was probably in the middle of training now, and he came out to answer the phone.

"I'm with Yuan Haoyou now."

"Why didn't you come to the training?" His tone was also indifferent, and he couldn't hear his emotions, but Shen You could imagine Xi Sheng's expression at this time out of thin air, and it must be a bit severe.

A sense of guilt arose in his heart, although Xi Sheng was not his, but somehow he felt like a primary school student seeing his teacher.

"Oh, um...I'm asking for a leave of absence now." Bite the bullet and said his reason for coming.

"what happened to you?"

"I..." Think of a reason online.

"Heh, is it useful to ask me for leave? It's not that I stipulate that you must come. You don't have to promise me anything."

It's big, it feels like Xi Sheng is really angry.

Shen You glanced at Yuan Haoyou, um, yes!

"Yuan Haoyou was beaten up, I'll take him to the hospital."

Yuan Haoyou:? ? !

The phone was silent.

"Do you want me to come and take you there?"

"No, no... No, I don't bother you, we can go there by ourselves."

"...Okay." A helpless sigh came from the phone.

"Don't lie to me."

It was a plain sentence, but Shen You was terrified when he heard it. Maybe it was a harsh sentence, but it is undeniable that he was frightened.

After hanging up the phone, he immediately took a picture of Yuan Haoyou's panda eyes and sent it to Xi Sheng.

Then he just stuffed the phone into his pocket, ignoring the continuous beeps of message notifications.

After eating, at the suggestion of Yuan Haoyou, the two of them still went to the practice room, this time Shen You did not object.

It was still noon when we arrived in the practice room, and it was lunch break time. There was no unified arrangement, and we just ran into Xu Ningxi.

Xu Ningxi also just finished his lunch, and when he saw Shen You, he also looked angry.

The originally juicy little litchi turned into a little red apple in a daze.

At the beginning, it was a sentence that hit the head and covered the face: "Where did you go last night and this morning!"

"Why don't you come to training!"

Shen You is also not easy to answer, he can't say that he fell in love with Yuan Haoyou, thinking: "I accidentally slept late this morning..."

"What about last night?!"

Shen You lowered his head and stared at the upper of his shoe: "Well...it's more complicated." It really is a scumbag.

"Then why don't you call me!"

Uh-huh?

Shen You looked up to meet Xu Ningxi's eyes, only to find that his eyes were full of accusations.

"Well... Then I will call you next time."

"Oh right." Shen You remembered something, "Accompany me to the pharmacy."

Xu Ningxi was surprised: "What's wrong with you? Are you sick? What's wrong?" His tone was full of concern.

Shen You sighed, life was not easy, and he thought of something bad: "It's not me, you'll know when you come with me."

The two went to the pharmacy.

Originally, Shen You called Xu Ningxi only because he knew poor proficiency and was more useful.

That's right, Xu Ningxi's tool man has really hammered it.

Xu Ningxi asked Shen You: "What medicine do you want to buy?"

Asked him again, Shen You was not easy to explain, let alone how to describe it.

"It's just the kind of ointment that is applied, where there is swelling, go to the swelling..."

Facing Xu Ningxi's bewildered eyes, Shen You also apologized in his heart, he couldn't say it was painted on the chrysanthemum.

Although he is a scumbag with the world in his heart, he can't be a ruthless scumbag. He checked the Internet and found that high-quality scumbags will take care of Xiao Shoushou's mind and body, including that little chrysanthemum.

Although Yuan Haoyou is not a pleasant person, but he has such a big heart that he doesn't pay attention to Xiao Juju's maintenance at all, so he has to do it.

A brainstorm: "Yes! Hemorrhoid ointment!"

Xu Ningxi's expression became even more psychedelic.

"hemorrhoid?"

Shen You confirmed it: "It's hemorrhoid cream!" He almost felt that he was a genius.

"The word hemorrhoids is out of my vocabulary, so I'll look it up first."

Finally, Xu Ningxi told the pharmacy clerk about hemorrhoid cream.

Shen You could feel that the clerk looked at them several times with strange eyes.

Xu Ningxi also asked Shen You: "Is there anything else you need?"

Shen You thought of Yuan Haoyou's panda eyes again, and then mentioned it to Xu Ningxi.

Shen You himself was moved, it was the first time that Yuan Haoyou had such weight in his heart.

Sure enough, this is the special filter produced after the legendary shot!

After buying the medicine, I went back to the practice room.

Shen You carried the medicine, searched all over but didn't see Yuan Haoyou, finally found Yuan Haoyou in the lounge.

At this time, Yuan Haoyou was lying on the sofa in the lounge, and beside him, Yang Ning was rubbing medicine around his eyes.

Seeing this scene, Shen You paused and returned to the practice room.

Yuan Haoyou should not be in a hurry to take care of his little Juju.

Turning around, I ran into Xi Sheng face to face again.

Xi Sheng was walking towards him not far away, and when Shen You saw him, Xi Sheng raised his eyes unhurriedly.

Very good, should I say hello?

"good afternoon."

Xi Sheng nodded and walked closer to him.

"In the cold country, shouldn't you say honorifics when you say hello?"

Shen You:?

"What is honorific, I respect you?"

Xi Sheng's expression remained unchanged: "It should be called brother."

"Okay, let's talk about it next time we meet."

At this time, Xi Sheng saw what he was carrying in his hand: "What are you holding in your hand?"

The xx pharmacy printed on the plastic bag was very clear, and he wanted to take the bag in Shen You's hand to see it clearly.

Shen You saw through his intention, and immediately moved the bag behind him.

"You didn't go to the hospital?"

Shen You said: "Well, I came here earlier, so I didn't go."

After Xi Sheng heard this, he responded lightly.

"Then what about you now?" His eyes shifted to Shen You's face with scrutiny.

Shen You was locked on by the eyes of this primary school head teacher again.

Elementary school student Shen You felt blessed for a moment, and thought of a perfect answer.

"I decided to make up for what I didn't practice in the morning."

Xi Sheng turned his face away, and responded lightly again. From Shen You's perspective, he could only see the back of Xi Sheng's neck, which was white and smooth, and his hair was shaved cleanly, which looked like a school campus. A high-cold senior who can only be met here.

The breath on his body is also cold, a bit depressed and frigid.

Xi Sheng’s daily life is basically in this state. He looks harmless and indifferent. If his character appears on the game map, it can be predicted that his camp is neutral, neither good nor evil, probably a neutral god.

"Then you practice, I will accompany you."

It sounds very touching, like a scumbag who skipped class to fight, and has a good girlfriend who is good at studying.

Shen You couldn't help but secretly laughed at this strange association for himself.

Xi Sheng, who was walking in front, didn't hear the response he expected, and turned his head to look again.

Shen You raised his face and gave him a smile.

When the training was about to officially start in the afternoon, the practice room was filled with trainees one after another.

But before it was time, Shen You saw Yuan Haoyou coming in, stepped forward and grabbed him, and dragged him to the unoccupied men's toilet cubicle with Yuan Haoyou's confused expression on his face.

Yuan Haoyou barely resisted, but is resistance useful?

Seeing Shen You suddenly lock the door of the compartment, and then his body occupied the back of the door, Yuan Haoyou felt a sense of crisis.

"What do you want to do?" Shen You's not-so-tall figure cast a shadow in front of him, making his expression even more frightened.

"Why not." Seeing Yuan Haoyou's frightened expression, Shen You felt strange.

"At this time... Should I call?"

Shen You probably also thought of a funny place: "Then you scream, no one will come to save you if you break your throat!" He said with a sweet and evil smile.

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

I was really frightened, and I folded my hands unconsciously on my chest, like a good family man who resisted a bully.

Shen You chuckled, snorted softly, put one hand into his pocket, he could touch the hemorrhoid ointment he and Xu Ningxi bought at the pharmacy.

"late."

With that said, he finally started his performance.

With Yuan Haoyou's terrified expression, he pulled off his pants.

"Ah—" That was Yuan Haoyou's scream from a good family.

"Ah~" This is the sigh of the bully Shen You.

"Grass! What is this!"

"Hmm... looks like a footprint?"

"That is to say, nothing actually happened to us last night?" Shen You's tone was full of joy, this is really good news!

Yuan Haoyou said viciously: "Shen You! Don't think so beautifully! You kicked me last night! My butt is still hurting!"

Shen You: "..."