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When he opened his eyes, Shen You found that he was in a hotel room.

and many more……

Why is he here?

Shouldn't he wake up in the guest room of Xi Sheng's mansion?

But in an instant, he realized that he was drunk. For example, last night he had an appointment with Yuan Haoyou to go dancing.

No wonder he was dizzy and stretched out his hand, wanting to take out his phone to check the time.

Then I saw that bare arm.

Shen You was startled for a moment, then slowly lowered his head, and took a peek at himself under the quilt.

Ahhhhh!

Why am I not wearing clothes!

Turning his head to look, he was staring at someone.

Yuan Haoyou was caught peeking, Jun's face flushed, and he dodged his eyes in an instant, not daring to look at him again.

Shen You's mind was still very confused, and he didn't notice it for a while, but there was one place that was so obvious that he couldn't help it hahaha.

Yuan Haoyou was surprised to see Shen You laughing suddenly, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"what are you laughing at?"

Shen You originally wanted to give him an answer, but when he saw Yuan Haoyou, he couldn't help laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

After laughing enough for 5 minutes, Shen Youren pointed to his eyes kindly.

Yuan Haoyou finally reflexed slowly and covered his left eye.

"Fuck! My eyes hurt!"

Shen You laughed again when he heard it.

I saw Yuan Haoyou's left eye had an obvious panda eye at this moment, it could be traces left by domestic violence, but he didn't know who did it.

Yuan Haoyou was also speechless, and also got up and turned to look for the phone.

Then a strong and powerful arm came out from the quilt, it was still white, and once again dazzled Shen You's eyes.

"Are you not wearing any clothes?" Shen You said calmly beside him.

Yuan Haoyou also noticed that after listening to Shen You's questioning, he lifted the quilt to have a look.

Then, as if sensing something, he turned his head and met Shen You's eyes.

"You don't have any clothes on either?"

As soon as the words fell, both of them immediately bent down to pick up their dropped clothes from the floor on both sides of the bed, wanting to put them on immediately.

In the end, it was still because they were so connected, both of them felt their bodies cool at the same time, and then pulled the quilt in unison to prevent their bodies from being exposed.

It's a pity that there is only one quilt...

Shen You used his staring skills: "You have to let me!"

Yuan Haoyou gritted his teeth: "No, you must have punched me in the eyes!"

Shen You: "..."

"Speechless, I beat you because you insisted on kissing me!"

Yuan Haoyou poked his neck: "That's because I'm drunk!"

"I like my relatives when I'm drunk! Who made you happen to be next to me!"

Shen You glared at him fiercely again: "So it's all my fault?"

"Did I pout my lips on purpose to ask you to kiss me?" As he spoke, he also performed a pouting motion.

Yuan Haoyou's eyes also fell on the pouting mouth, which was beautiful in shape. For some reason, it looked extraordinarily plump today, and the color was darker. Although it was slightly peeled, he could still Recalling the touch when I kissed these lips last night, they were extra soft and sweet.

"Ah, is your mouth a little swollen?"

In fact, even if it is swollen, it will not damage the beauty of this lip. On the contrary, it looks like the pouting lips of the recently popular Internet celebrity, and because of the slight swelling, the lip color becomes brighter and more attractive, as if wearing natural lipstick, tempting It's so natural that it makes people angry just looking at it.

Shen You became a little irritable when he heard it, he had shadows about the swollen mouth.

You know, the last time he was kissed by Ke En and Simin consecutively in the dormitory, the next day he put on a mask because his mouth was swollen.

At the moment, he was very angry: "I want you to take care of it!"

Yuan Haoyou's expression was thoughtful.

"So the last time you wore a mask, wasn't it bitten by a mosquito?"

Thinking of this excuse, Shen You's face turned green.

"Please take care of yourself! With such a big mouth, will you be able to find a wife in the future?!" Since it was a rivalry between the sisters of the era, Shen You decided to pick out a self-proclaimed fatal point to ridicule.

"Where is my mouth big? What if the mouth is bigger? Isn't it sexy?"

"Plus, why does it affect my finding a partner?!"

"Hmph! Kissing you is like cupping! Who can stand it!" Feel my meanness?

Yuan Haoyou: "..." I feel it, dear.

Although after finishing this harsh sentence, Shen You really wanted to slap himself in the face, all because of his outspokenness, he really didn't mention which pot he didn't mention, he was simply a model of "injury one thousand to the enemy, but eight hundred self-injury".

How good would it be to be cupped and kissed by the world!

But this person's bottom line is really getting lower and lower. If he had been kissed by someone before, let alone lying on the same bed now.Before, he avoided Ke En and Simin even in training.

Alas, this is probably the result of being beaten by society.Shen You thought vicissitudes.

Looking at Yuan Haoyou, who looked very stupid because he had a panda eye, Shen You suddenly showed mercy.

"Come on, I'll let you go and put on your clothes first."

When Yuan Haoyou heard Shen Youren's kind words, he was flattered instead, with suspicion in his expression.

The "beautiful person and kind heart" himself was impatient looking at his trembling quail look, and kicked his ass.

Very good, Yuan Haoyou quickly rolled off the bed, rubbing his buttocks non-stop.

After quickly putting on his clothes, Yuan Haoyou turned his head and found that Shen You was still staring at him, a little puzzled.

"What are you still looking at? Don't you change your clothes quickly?"

Shen You sighed faintly, his expression was full of affection.

"What kind of expression do you have?" Yuan Haoyou felt terrified when he saw this expression.

Finally, Shen You explained to him: "Why do you always pick/butt?"

Yuan Haoyou's expression was a little embarrassed, and his tone was also a little shameful. It could be seen that this was a topic that he couldn't talk about.

"I don't know why, but it feels itchy and a little painful when I wake up."

When Shen You heard the adjective "itchy", he frowned, but there was a "pain" behind it, which made him couldn't help but think of bad things, and his brows twitched.

It's really not difficult to remind him that adults basically know it, not to mention that with the precociousness of people nowadays, even minors know it too.

But it still made him feel as if he had eaten a fly in his heart. For a while, his mood when he fell in love with Yuan Haoyou was even more complicated than he thought he might be gay!

Ask Yuan Haoyou tentatively: "Then do you still remember what happened last night?"

Shen You's memory is not very good after drinking, and last night was indeed a chaotic one, and now he is not sober when he wakes up.

Yuan Haoyou was also at a loss: "Uh, what happened?"

After thinking for a while, it seemed that something happened: "Hiss, I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and I found myself lying on the floor, and then I climbed into bed, does that count?"

As he said that, he couldn't help picking his ass again.

brute!Shen You cursed himself in his heart.

Unexpectedly, he would become a scumbag who was ruthless and kicked out of bed after running out.

Seeing the blank expression on Yuan Haoyou's face, Shen You didn't know what to say.

Or remind him quietly: "What do you think of us waking up without clothes?"

Yuan Haoyou was even more at a loss: "I like to sleep naked?"

Then he asked Shen You back: "You also like to sleep naked?" He laughed again, "Sleeping naked is good for your health."

Shen You: "..."

Speechless, you are heartless two hundred and five: "Could it be that you only sleep naked?"

At this moment, Yuan Haoyou changed his clothes and turned on his phone.

Last night, in order to play more recklessly, they even turned off their mobile phones.

The first is to see the eye-catching time on the screen.

The expression is instantly Spartan!

"Do you know what time it is?!"

"What time is it?"

"It's already ten o'clock in the morning!"

"Then our training?"

"..."

Shen You also immediately turned on his mobile phone, and when he turned it on, there were countless messages.

Not to mention who it is from.

Don't think they lost contact, right? !

Fortunately, it is reasonable to say that the 24-hour missing report, at least they should not make their debut in the news because they reported the case to the Public Security Bureau...

Moreover, although the two of them turned off their mobile phones, there was an insider, Bai Qi.

Although, they also skipped training this morning...

Shen You felt a headache for the first time when he saw the 99+ information.

In the next second, turn off the phone.

Forget it, let it be turned off all the time, otherwise it will be a headache to deal with so many people's condolences, not to mention those difficult people who are difficult to deal with.

That's right, at this moment, he is escaping!

"So are we in the past now?"

"Hey, hurry up, put on your clothes, and we're leaving."

Shen You also quickly got up and changed his clothes.

Then he looked at the two wigs on the ground and stuffed them into the bag.

After checking out, when passing by a trash can, I threw the two wigs into it again.

Well, destroying corpses and eradicating traces.

After finishing this, Shen You looked at Yuan Haoyou who was blocking a taxi in front, and made a decision in his heart.

"Why don't we take a day off today and not go to training?"

Yuan Haoyou: "What's the matter? Want to escape? Skipping class is not something a good boy should do." He also showed a smile as he spoke, his small eyes seemed to be still sparking even brighter than his big white teeth.

Shen You: "..."

Alas, buddy, look at your smirking and smirking, but I actually care about you!

Can't help telling the truth: "After hearing that, it's not suitable for strenuous exercise."

"What that?"

"That's it!" I was too embarrassed to say on the street.

"What? I don't understand yet, please explain clearly."

This lack of thoughtfulness, why is the voice on the street still so loud!How bad it is to be heard!

Forget it, Shen You decided to tell him the whole story.

"That's right... I raped you last night."

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

His expression went blank for a moment.

Finally, he muttered: "...that's my first time!"

Shen You felt even more guilty when he heard it, but he didn't expect Yuan Haoyou to be an innocent virgin, thinking of tarnishing the innocence of other innocent young men, Shen You felt even more guilty.

"Sao Urui!"