All my CPs are male

Hearing this, Shen You raised his eyebrows: "No."

The big eyes were wide open, shining brightly, and with the pace of his speech, the little claw on the top of his head was also shaking.

Yuan Haoyou scratched that little cockroach with itchy hands again.

Shen You patted that hand.

"Please don't mess with my inspiration antenna!"

Yuan Haoyou was taken aback: "What? This is your inspiration antenna, do you have such a thing as inspiration?"

Shen You rolled his eyes and began to perform: "oh~ my little antenna for inspiration, keep my inspiration constantly powered on, let me last a whole day, and write three hundred articles like a god~skrskr~"

Yuan Haoyou had a dizzy expression on his face: "What are you babbling about?"

Shen You hummed lightly: "This is Furui Ribbon~"

Yuan Haoyou had a look of disbelief: "You know Furui ribbon?"

"uh-huh."

Yuan Haoyou returned to the topic just now, and asked Shen You: "Why don't you fire CP with me?"

Shen You said indifferently: "Ugly refusal."

But thinking that this might make Yuan Haoyou continue to bother him, he added the reason: "You didn't tell me what disease I have? How do I know why you suddenly want to fire CP with me?"

"As for you, you just don't have much credibility!"

Yuan Haoyou was very conflicted, but still didn't say the reason.

One day, Shen You was walking alone on the road, humming rap, at this moment, Yuan Haoyou suddenly appeared again.

And dragged him into an empty practice room.

At this time, it happened to be lunch time, and the practice room on this floor was also empty.

Shen You was dragged into this small room with no one by Yuan Haoyou, still feeling speechless.

"You'd better explain why you blocked the way and turned me into this small room with no one there."

"What are you going to do to me!"

Then the tone became threatening.

"Otherwise, even if you yell out your throat, no one will hear you!"

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

As he said that, he turned against the guest and pushed Yuan Haoyou to the corner, propping up the wall with one hand and putting the other in his pocket.

——Isn’t this the wall-dong that is very popular on the Internet!

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

I felt like something was wrong, and I was a little speechless.

Shen You carefully looked at the expression on Yuan Haoyou's face.

Oh, it's deja vu again.

Isn't this the fucking expression on Yuan Haoyou's face when he has been harassing him for the past few days!

Well, it can't be called harassment either, looking at the aggrieved and entangled expression, one might think that Shen You forced him to harass him.

Shen You cleared his throat, he wanted to make it clear to Yuan Haoyou, it's not good to make people misunderstand like this!

"I'm not a doctor, and I won't give you an injection. If you're sick, get rid of the root cause. I don't know what will happen. You stick to me like a schoolboy~"

Yuan Haoyou's expression was indifferent, he pushed away Shen You's hand propped against the wall, speechless: "What rap are you singing again?"

Shen You smiled: "Fu Rui Ribbon!"

With a look of contempt: "Do you have any?"

Yuan Haoyou took out his pocket, found a lollipop, and handed it to Shen You.

"Yes, yes, here you are."

Shen You took it, peeled off the candy wrapper, and stuffed it in his mouth.

Ask him: "What's wrong with you recently? Yang Ningang just asked me, are you going crazy?"

When Yang Ning was mentioned, Yuan Haoyou had a weird expression.

Shen You noticed, interestingly: "What happened between you and Yang Ning?"

Gossip: "Are you and Yang Ning real or fake? What is said on the Internet is the same as the real one."

"Are you really a couple?"

Yuan Haoyou was irritated, he took out his pocket again, took out a stick of candy, and handed it to Shen You.

Shen You took it apart again and stuffed it into his mouth.

Yuan Haoyou thought to himself: It can be regarded as blocking Shen You's mouth.

Then he decided to confess: "I want to strategically fry CP with you!"

With two lollipops stuffed in Shen You's mouth, he was speechless for a while, and finally took down two lollipops.

loudly:

"Bah!" It still smelled like candy.

"If you fire CP, you fire CP, and you also fire CP strategically. Do you look down on me, Shen!" Filled with righteous indignation.

Yuan Haoyou pretended to be obedient and smirked: "Save the child~"

Shen You thought for a while, and suddenly felt blessed: "Are you really with Yang Ning, in order to prevent fans from doubting, you asked me to cover you?"

This pass is full of logic.

After Yuan Haoyou heard this, the smile on his face disappeared instantly, not only that, but he also punched the wall vigorously.

"I'm so annoyed, Yang Ning and I really have nothing!"

Shen You was stunned by his sudden hammering on the wall.

Can't believe it: "You still say you're not sick, you're fucking manic!"

Yuan Haoyou: "..." Whether you are listening to me seriously is the key point.

Shen You also asked: "Have you been bitten by a dog? This may also be a sign of rabies!"

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

"Believe it or not, I'll bite you!" Yuan Haoyou frowned.

Shen You shook his shoulders, and smiled with his lips hooked: "Okay, you can tell me what happened in detail."

Yuan Haoyou: "..." Bah, showman!

He began to tell about the boy's heart that happened recently.

"Ah, a few days ago, I logged on to my Weibo trumpet and swiped Weibo as usual. You also know that I prefer to peek into my fans' private life, mainly to see them wanting/wanting my handsome face and perfect body The figure is very good, and my self-esteem has been strongly satisfied."

Shen You was speechless, his forehead twitched, and a few black lines fell down.

"Please get to the point."

Yuan Haoyou curled his lips: "Don't worry, I'm laying the groundwork. Then I will search for the wife I usually follow as usual. As you know, my fans are also very talented. Besides posting beautiful pictures for me , Editing videos, and also wrote a lot of fanfiction for me. And my hobby is reading fanfiction.”

Shen You rolled his eyes, but he didn't interrupt, the foreshadowing was too long.

Nodding, signaling Yuan Haoyou to continue.

At this time Yuan Haoyou pursed his lips and shook his head.

"That's it? What happened?"

Then Yuan Haoyou took out his mobile phone, which happened to be the Weibo homepage of the wife he followed.

Shen You:?

Yuan Haoyou said: "Look at the top of her Weibo."

While watching, Shen You began to read: "I've thought a lot about this mandarin duck CP these two days, but I still can't deceive myself.

"Originally, in my heart, Yuan and Yang were children I liked very much. They were lively and cute. For a period of time, I was under a lot of pressure in reality. Watching their interaction on the Internet after work every day can make me happy." I feel better. I also wrote a lot of fanfiction for them. Anyone who has read my article probably knows that I really write it with love.

"But what happened in the past few days really chilled my heart. I still couldn't convince myself. After thinking about it, I summed up some brainwashing packages in Yuanyang CP, as well as blood-sucking real hammers."

Shen You looked puzzled, looked at Yuan Haoyou, and found that his eyes were red.

This shit doesn't make sense, what blood-sucking, what brainwashing, why didn't I understand it.

Read on again.

"First of all, in this CP, Yuan Yuan is a top trainee who is stable in the top three, and Xiao Ning is a trainee who is stuck on the edge of her debut. There is a huge difference in popularity between the two. But this is not the reason why you are partial to Xiao Ning and have crooked buttocks. P1 It is a fund-raising personal debut fund. I made a comparison, and the data is from Chaohua. I found that the number of postings for Xiaoying’s fundraising was ten times that of Yuanyuan’s fundraising, and there were even [-] times the amount. gap.

"This is the crooked ass hammer of CP fans. They only spend money for Xiao Ning. Not only that, but also spread rumors in Chaohua saying that Yuan Yuan will definitely debut in the end, but Xiao Ning is still not stable. Let us support Xiao Ning more. .”

"Secondly, in Yuanyang CP, Yuan Yuan's existence is almost bordered as a person with a blurred face, a humble dog-licking character. Every time you dance, you are Yuan Yuan upside down to Xiao Ning, Yuan Yuan dotes on his wife and is crazy. , shaping Xiao Ning into an extremely charming queen, and Yuan Yuan into a tool person who has no charm and is just to meet your sugar-making needs.

"But from the point of view of personality, it is very unfair to Yuan Yuan, and if you think about it carefully, is he really an unattractive person based on Yuan Yuan's much more popularity? On the contrary, someone is not relying on CP fans. People who can't do it.

"Third, this week's ranking, Yuanyuan No.4, fell out of the top three, and Xiao Ning is No.7, and has improved by two places. This is what I want to say, Yuanyuan's ranking is not what you imagined Steady, why is it that only Yuan Yuan dropped the ranking, while Xiao Ning improved. Ask yourself, do you only vote for Xiao Ning? You really have no heart.

Shen You swallowed his saliva after reading this, it must have been too long, and he was nagging, are you a big CP fan?It seems to be able to call the wind and call the rain.

He glanced at Yuan Haoyou again, Yuan Haoyou's face was expressionless, but his eyes were somewhat melancholy, even the smile that had been hanging on his face was gone, in short, it was as if he had changed his mind.

Shen You's eyes returned to the phone screen.

"And break the brainwashing bag.

"First, I archaeologically investigated the incident of Yuan Yuan being anti-anti in the team. I searched for the root cause and found out that the truth is that Yuan Yuan always put on a cold face to Xiao Ning, and as the captain, he didn't find out that the team Li's isolation of Xiao Ning is very incompetent. I know this incident has changed Yuan Yuan a lot, but the brainwashing bag I saw in Chaohua said that Captain Yuan Yuan did not do well. At that time, he was under pressure. In the end, it was Xiao Ning who helped him share the burden, she was a good wife.

"Second, after participating in the program "Popping Star", you have also brainwashed new fans many times. Yuan Yuan and Xiao Ning have the best relationship in the team, and they also support each other in the program. The other party couldn't hold on. This is a brainwashing package. Yuan Yuan has a cheerful personality and made many friends on the show. Moreover, they participated in the boy group together, a total of five people. Why did they say that it would not work without Yang Ning? Furthermore, apart from his teammates, Yuan Yuan has a very good relationship with Shen You and Qi Qi, so there is no such argument."

Shen You's eyelids twitched when he saw his name, I don't think I deserve to exist in this long and bloody little essay, I, no, deserve it.

"Third, what disgusts me even more recently is that you even made up false information that Yuan Yuan and Xiao Ning are already together, and that they have been together for a long time. The CP you knocked on is true. I asked a lot The CP big fans who are related to me, they can’t explain clearly, they just made it up for fun. This really chills me, I always thought there was a saying that there is a circle of self-cute, although I also write fanfiction for them, but I'm not going to make fun of their reputations either.

"Finally, what I want to say is that I fell in love with Yuan Yuan at first glance because of the shining C position in the theme song. I just want to get back to my original heart. Maybe I prefer him who is full of charm on stage. I'm not interested in that boring and rigid puppet in Yuanyang CP.

"I won't knock on CP in the future. If you pay attention to me because of the fanart I wrote, you can unfollow me, and I won't write again. I left a net in the comments for the book "Chi Xi Yuan Duck". Disk link, pick it up yourself."

After finally finishing reading, Shen You stretched.

He stuffed a lollipop into his mouth and asked Yuan Haoyou.

"what are you thinking?"

Yuan Haoyou also asked him back: "What do you think?"

Shen You: "emmm...is this the reason why you alienated Yang Ning recently?"

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

Shen You: "Idiot!"