All my CPs are male

The smile on Shen You's face was very forced.

Slowly spit out one word at a time: "What's wrong? Why do you want to move all of a sudden?"

Xu Ningxi said: "Oh, Cui Xueyin has gone home, and I live alone in the dormitory, so it's strangely deserted."

Shen Merit nodded, expressing his understanding.

Although what I thought in my heart was: Fuck!Living alone is not good!It smells so good!Please leave me alone!

Passing by the door while carrying Xu Ningxi's luggage, I still sighed in my heart.

Unexpectedly, my property has shrunk again, and my dormitory occupancy rate has decreased by a terrible 5%!

Cohen saw their movement, looked over, and once again had a paralyzed expression, with "tellmewhy" written all over his expression.

Xu Ningxi greeted him friendly: "Hello, I'm Xu Ningxi, and I'm moving here."

When Ke En heard it, he looked at Shen You again.

Seeing Ke En's expression, Xu Ningxi didn't seem to welcome me very much.

Turning her head and smilingly said to Shen You: "I'm just staying for a while, when Xueyin comes back, I'll go back, I still have a lot of things over there."

Shen You breathed a sigh of relief, I kept the purity I had maintained for 18 years, if everyone really knew that he lived in the same room as Xu Ningxi, then everyone would have to look at him with colored glasses.

Just thinking about everyone's misunderstood eyes, he felt aggrieved:

The misunderstanding of the trainees: crooked grass!Shen You still succumbed in front of money, and was about to marry into a wealthy family (envy).

The misunderstanding of many netizens: crooked grass!Shen You must have fried Princess Xixi!Add some seasoning to taste and stir-fry to make it more fragrant~

However, Xu Ningxi looked at the balls of paper all over the floor a little strangely: "What's the matter?"

Bow down and pick one up.

Shen You glanced at it, and said casually: "This is the masterpiece produced by the muse kissing me."

Xu Ningxi's reaction was a bit exaggerated: "What? She kissed you!" Although he knew that Shen You was talking nonsense again, he was still a little sour.

Shen You: "..."

I had to continue to talk nonsense: "Then I said goodbye to the muse, and she kicked her hoof and blew my inspiration."

When Xu Ningxi heard it, he even laughed dryly in cooperation with "haha", very flattering.

It was just that his hands subconsciously opened the crumpled paper ball.

Shen You:!

He snatched back the ball of paper in Xu Ningxi's hand in a fancy way, just like a magic trick, Xu Ningxi's hand was empty all of a sudden.

Shen You was overjoyed: Thanks to my unrivaled magical skills, I have preserved my style. If I see my devilish work with exhausted inspiration, I will be ashamed!

In secret joy, he didn't realize that Xu Ningxi bent down and picked up a ball of paper from the floor and opened it.

He also recited with emotion: "I am the most handsome martial artist, handsome and cute, Hua Jianhua sees a flat tire while driving, and the martial arts routine is ruthless and fast."

Shen You: "..."

At this time, Ke En also picked up a ball of paper from under his feet and began to read, his tone was emotionless and soulless: "I am a blade of grass in the martial arts world, whichever way the wind blows it will fall. Who care about the wind and wildfire? Another The spring of the year has come."

This paragraph is quite standard and very foreign style, the boy is a combination of Chinese and English, it's a fortress!

Both Xu Ningxi and Ke En were shocked.

"Xueba, can I copy my homework?" These were Xu Xueza's original words.

"Why are you still learning, and you are improving so fast?" This is Ke Xuezha's suspicious life.

Shen You: "Hehe, I don't dare to be that."

The eyes rolled around, and they were surprisingly bright.

"Also, please don't tell others, I have studied secretly, and tomorrow I will be a blockbuster!"

The next day, Shen You confidently performed his blockbuster performance in front of Xi Sheng.

After the performance, he still had a proud expression on his face, as if he was a baby waiting to receive a little red flower in the kindergarten.

You know, for today's blockbuster, last night the three of them went to the Internet to find the MC's previous live broadcast recordings and studied until midnight. Shen You even turned on the lamp to read at night, polishing his rap words a hundred times.

He is very confident that he has successfully graduated, at least better than that MC!

Xi Sheng also wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses today, looking gentle and sexy, yes, sexy, this kind of sexy full of wisdom is very deadly.

In Shen You's eyes, he was as serious as a dean.

I saw Xi Sheng was silent for a long time, as if there was something in his heart that he didn't express, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he finally commented: "Your accent is quite sexy."

Shen You thought it was a compliment: "That's not true! It's very authentic, isn't it the ribbon you mentioned!"

Xi Sheng: "...the ribbon?"

Shen You asked a probing question: "Are you also a pervert?"

I finally couldn't hold back any longer and gave Lao Tzu a laugh!

Xi Sheng laughed so hard that he hit the floor.

"You are such a silver talent!" He also gave a thumbs up.

"Sinister, it seems that I taught for nothing yesterday." He scolded with a smile.

"You are too stupid, you can't move~"

This sentence is because Xi Sheng made a mistake, he didn't take Shen You alone, he was a three-in-one, standard dragging rockets.The three smelly cobblers can stink the master to death!

After laughing, Xi Sheng asked Shen You: "Where did you learn this?"

Shen You blinked his eyes, the water in his eyes was translucent: "I didn't learn it, I just suddenly understood it by myself." A genius like me doesn't need to pretend.

Xi Sheng asked him again: "Please answer truthfully."

Shen You: "... just watching the live broadcast of that X-handed MC."

Xi Sheng laughed again.

Shen You still didn't know where he made a mistake.

At this time, Xi Sheng had no choice but to answer: "How can you call rap? It's clearly called Mai!"

"What?" It really hit my self-confidence, and Shen You's expression immediately became discouraged like a balloon being pricked by a needle.

Xi Sheng commented quite seriously: "It reminds me of fresh clams by the sea, the fishy smell of the sea breeze blowing head-on, the casualness of pedestrians coming and going, and a sip of beer foam overflowing from a glass to relieve boredom."

I think you're belittling me, but I have no proof.

"It rhymes."

Xi Sheng said: "This is freestyle."

"Fu Rui Ribbon?!" It sounds very tall!

Shen You's expression was suddenly solemn, and he knelt down in front of Xi Sheng: "Master loves me again!"

"Please teach me!"

Um?What about the flag set by the child Shen You?What about just kneeling down to the wife?

uh-huh?

Xi Sheng touched Shen You's head, a light was reflected from the back of the gold-rimmed glasses, and the expression on his face looked neither cold nor indifferent, giving him the feeling of an outsider.

But the perception is still too pretentious.

Finally nod.

After Shen You put on an obviously happy expression on his face.

He asked Shen You for the rap words he wrote last night, and after he scribbled and corrected it with a pen, it was equivalent to rewriting a copy, and explained it while explaining it, so he assigned him homework again.

"Write another ten copies of these words in the afternoon, and give them to me in the evening."

When Shen You felt the pressure was overwhelming, he slowly showed a smile again.

"Don't think that you'll be fine after writing the rap lyrics. This is just the beginning. Afterwards, learning how to sing is the most important part. This week is actually a bit short."

Also sighed.

This spur of love really made Shen You start to study rap hard, and wrote more than ten articles in one afternoon.

When Yuan Haoyou finally came to look for him, he was also stunned by Shen You's hard work.

I saw that Shen You was writing something in the notebook, and the ground was full of papers.

In order not to let his hair block his eyes when he bowed his head to study, he also specially asked the staff for a rubber band, and tied up his bangs in front, which is still a cute and lovely apple that soars into the sky.

Yuan Haoyou couldn't help reaching out to touch that cute apple.

Too cute and spicy!

Shen You frowned, and felt the claw on the top of his head that shouldn't exist.

He raised his head: "What are you doing here?"

Yuan Haoyou was upset when he heard this tone: "What do you want me to do here? Can't I come to you?"

After hearing this, Shen You ignored him and continued to write.

Yuan Haoyou was upset again: "I've been inside for a long time! Do you think I don't exist?"

Shen You raised his head again: "Oh."

The tone was light: "Ah, Yuan Haoyou, why are you here?" Although it was an interrogative sentence, the tone of the speech was like a declarative sentence.

"You don't welcome me?"

Shen You suddenly became irritable. He was studying hard, but there was someone who kept making troubles, which annoyed him!

"What's wrong with you? It's like taking gunpowder!"

Yuan Haoyou was still a little aggrieved and didn't speak.

It's just that the expression on the face is still a little tangled, and it looks very tangled.

Shen You smelled a bit of gossip, and finally became interested.

"Do you have some disease?"

Yuan Haoyou pursed his lips, of course not!

Shen You continued to ask: "Is it still an unspeakable secret?"

Yuan Haoyou nodded frantically.

"Are you asking me to guess? I won't do it!"

"You'd better just say it, or I'm not interested in listening."

Yuan Haoyou struggled for a moment, with a little embarrassment on his face.

What is it that makes this thick-skinned guy ashamed?Shen You was really curious.

Expressed willingness to hear the details.

At this time, Yuan Haoyou finally spoke:

"Youyou, I want to fry CP with you!"