[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The fact that the third seat of the fourth division was attacked at night, for the busy and leisure Goutei thirteenth division, was just an addition to the conversation after dinner.

At most... that man named Osamu Dazai is really lucky, he was able to escape from Daxu twice in a row, no matter if it was accidental or really powerful, at least he was a lucky guy.

For Dazai, the person concerned, the significance is great.The black Zanpakuto at his waist had a few strands of gold thread wrapped around the handle, as if the knife had come to life.However, no matter what method he used, the Zanpakutō remained untouched, as if the orange phantom that night was just his hallucination.

In fact, with Osamu Dazai's own healing ability, the wounds on his body healed early in the morning, but in order to escape a series of official documents in a fair manner, he resolutely pretended to be sick and covered his upper body tightly. With a helpless look on his face, he applied for paid leave.

Apart from this point, another surprise is that the relationship between him and Kuchiki Byakuya has become much closer for no reason.It seems to be because Kuchiki Byakuya felt that when he came out of the tavern that day, if he insisted on sending Dazai back to the team building, such an accident would not happen.

In the expression of relief on the face of the housekeeper's grandfather, Kuchiki Byakuya came to the team building with a large bag of visiting items prepared by the old housekeeper. Wan deliberately came to the Fourth Division to visit his friends.

Although Mr. Dazai was very touched, it is very likely that the old housekeeper forgot the most important thing and this young master told you that if you come to visit the patient, besides the necessary visit to the fruit flower basket, please don't sit like a log Just stand still there, okay?

"Hey, Byakuya, when you first unraveled Senbon Sakura, did you have any secrets?"

"The secret?"

"Yes, for example, a fairy entrusted a dream, or a flash of inspiration?"

"Haven't you already unlocked the Zanpakuto yourself?" Kuchiki Byakuya's lavender eyes were full of puzzlement, and he was slightly puzzled by the sudden question from his friend lying on the hospital bed, but he was still honest. The answer is, "One day during daily meditation, I suddenly knew the name of Senbon Sakura, and Hajimeyu came to my mind naturally."

"Oh..." This mysterious so-called common sense in the world of corpses and souls seems to be really not suitable for him, and he read in a gorgeous tone, "As expected of a genius type that you see once in a hundred years, even I can't help but feel a little envious. ~"

It was no surprise to see a certain Bingshan face frowning because of what he said, "Dazai, if I remember correctly, you are the so-called genius who is once in a hundred years that is widely rumored in the Shino Academy of Spiritual Art?"

"Huh? Is there such a thing? Oh, I was injured recently, so I can't remember many things clearly."

"... Dazai, why are you covering your head? If I remember correctly, your chest was injured?"

"Bai Zai, you really don't have a sense of humor at all, you deserve to be an old bachelor all along!"

"Aren't you?"

With a light click, Mr. Dazai pulled the quilt, "I'm not the same as you, I already have a partner!"

"Oh?" Saying interrogative sentences in a flat tone is also a kind of ability. Kuchiki Byakuya just looked at your bragging eyes quietly. If he remembers correctly, he is different from his cold self. Dazai Osamu She is extremely popular among girls, caring for women and always maintaining her demeanor, except for the occasional cramps that invite women to die in love with her, she is an ideal public lover.

However, even under such conditions, he couldn't get out of the order. It's hard to believe that Dazai can still find a partner in the fourth division that is all male.

"Forget you, you won't understand this kind of mood."

"Oh."

After seeing off Byakuya Kuchiki, Osamu Dazai ushered in an unexpected guest, "Oh, what a surprise, Vice Captain Aizen, it's been a long time since we last met at the academy You."

"Dazai-kun still keeps his etiquette like this." The man with short brown hair, wearing a pair of dull black-rimmed glasses, said gently, and put the souvenir on the small table beside him, "I'm so sorry Dazai-san, The next time I come here is to apologize for the attack on you the night before yesterday."

"What does this have to do with you?"

"That night, it happened that the members of the fifth team were responsible for patrolling the section of the tavern." Aizen frowned slightly, and was troubled from the bottom of his heart that the team members of his team had such a negligent loophole, "Let Dazai-san be attacked this matter……"

"You are so polite Aizen-san." Osamu Dazai waved his hand indifferently, "But speaking of it, on that night, I was drowsy and couldn't remember many things clearly, but on that night, I was in a daze with the giant When fighting, I always feel that there is a line of sight looking down from a distance."

"Oh?" Aizen heard what Dazai said, and Aizen's brown eyes were full of worry, "Is it not just that one that got into the soul world? That giant one has other companions?"

"I'm not sure about this, but Aizan's vice-captain's observation skills are really keen. He actually knew that all the ghosts in that battle were derived from that giant ghost with special abilities." Dazai Osamu sincerely praised Said, "Everyone in the fifth team is really the elite of the elite."

"Dazai-kun, you are too self-effacing." Aizen pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, "If you want to talk about elites, you are the first to graduate from the Academy of Spiritual Arts as the chief."

"Oh, this is really embarrassing." As if embarrassed, Osamu Dazai covered his face, "It is said that the back waves of the Yangtze River push forward the front waves, and each wave is stronger than the last wave. I heard that there is another one from the Maou Academy of Spiritual Arts. A genius... seems to be called Ichimaru Gin, right? That kid just took over half a year to finish the seven-year content of the academy, and he will graduate soon."

He teased and joked, "That kid wants to go to the fifth team with all his heart. I'm really envious."

"That kid..." Lan Ran smiled inexplicably, got up and said goodbye, "I still have some things to do in the next episode, so I'm leaving first."

"Goodbye~"

"It's really hard work, Vice Captain Aizan." He heard that he was in charge of all the copywriting of the Fifth Division, so that Captain Mako Hirako would still criticize from time to time, she was simply a vicious mother-in-law and a filial daughter-in-law The eight o'clock file between children. "So the chief executives are all poor little ones."

"Tch." A sneer suddenly came from the empty room, "Dazai, do you have the face to say that?"

"Chuya~ You're finally awake~~" Even without turning around, hearing this familiar voice, the small search radar on Osamu Dazai's head automatically beeped.

"My chest hurts so much, I need to rub it to get better~"

It can be said that it is very sexual/suggestive. If this kind of dialogue is put into Li Fan, it will be the unfolding of the Eighteen Bans in minutes.

But it's not the same, because Mr. Nakahara is fearless, he is only a half-spiritual existence now, "Oh, Dazai, are you sure you just want me to rub it for you?"

Mr. Zhongyuan, who was floating in mid-air in a translucent shape, didn't mind. Anyway, he couldn't do it in the end. What did he have to be afraid of?What's more, as Jiang Hua said, if we really want to compete, it's still uncertain who will be up and who will be down.

"I want it!" Even if he can only eat small tofu, he still wants it!Didn't you say that if you die under the peony flower, you can be a ghost?

Nakahara Nakaya was moved by his great perseverance and raised his eyebrows. After beckoning him to come over with his hand, he stretched out his hand and pressed Dazai Osamu's chest, which was tightly wrapped with white bandages.

"Ah! It hurts so much, Chuya, are you going to murder your husband!"

"Heh, make it up again." Calmly withdrawing his hand, with a light brow raised, Zhong Yuanzhong also said affirmatively, "Dazai, your wound has already healed."

"I hate it, Chuya, what are you talking about, he was so close to being stabbed in the heart! You don't even comfort him QWQ~"

"Of course I know. Who do you think paid for the last few knives?"

"!!"

"But what's going on with your outfit, Chuya? Are you playing a ghost slug?"

As soon as the words fell, a dagger scratched Dazai's ear and brushed away a few strands of curly hair, "Oh? Dazai, what were you talking about just now?"

Looking at Nakahara Nakaya's stern gaze with an evil face, Osamu Dazai covered his face. His resistance to the little dwarf was really getting weaker and weaker. He threw himself on the bed, and knocked off his hard shell, revealing the soft innermost soft flesh that was only shown to himself, and made his original high-ranking appearance fall into sex because of him.

Crying must be delicious too!

Chuya Nakahara, who was swept across his body presumptuously, his masculine dignity was offended and provoked, making this hot-tempered gentleman tremble with anger, "You die with those dirty thoughts!"

When Osamu Dazai had no time to defend, a fist appeared in front of his eyes, from small to large, and hit his head heavily with lightning speed.

The terrifying explosive power and strong punching style all showed the strength of the strongest physical master of the port mafia.

His body, which has been washed and strengthened by spiritual power countless times, prevented him from fainting immediately after resisting the punch, but blood was bleeding from the nose, mouth and corners of his mouth, and his ears were also buzzing.

"Zhongye, unilateral beating without reason is domestic violence!"

"Oh, Dazai, didn't Yakuken tell you that Zanpakuto still has the ability to perceive everything around it even if it has not been first understood by the owner."

"..."