[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Yaken Toshiro, who was stunned by this unexpected turn of events, was so frightened that he couldn't move at all, and it took him a while to start in a panic, trying to help Dazai up.

——The accident happened suddenly!

At that moment, the orange-haired ferocious beast opened its blue eyes and slowly rose into the sky, symbolizing the ominous black flame falling like a meteor, killing it in one blow.

After the orange-haired boy fell to the ground slowly, Yaken Toshiro heaved a sigh of relief. Then, the boy looked at Dazai Osamu who was lying in a pool of blood, and showed a bloody smile.

This is really capable, Dazai.Time after time, time after time, he was sure that he would not let a certain mackerel commit suicide, right?

He quickly pulled out the Zanpakutō stuck in his chest and put it back into the scabbard. The unreasonable self-healing ability allowed Osamu Dazai to continue to repair himself even if he fell into suspended animation due to excessive blood loss.Then, the shiny black lambskin boots stepped on the gradually healing wound, crushed it viciously, and the wound cracked again.

Even with a super high self-healing ability, the pain caused by the opening of the wound will still not be relieved in the slightest.Dazai, who had gradually regained his blood color, even though he was still asleep because of such a malicious blow, his face turned pale, revealing a pained expression.

After two or three times like this, Yao Yan finally couldn't stand it anymore, stepped forward to stop him, and said, "That... May I ask who you are?"

"Yaoyanni? Help me."

"!! Are you the younger brother of the Fujishiro family?"

Osamu Dazai fell into a misunderstanding of thinking, that is, he subconsciously thought that Chuya's situation was the same as Yaoken's and Mikazuki's, and he had to live with the blade.However, in this world, the identity of Nakahara Chuya is actually his Zanpakuto born from his heart.

Before Dazai Osamu called out the correct liberation language, unless there was an emergency, even Zhongyuan Zhong had self-awareness, and still couldn't make his own voice out.

In other words, he was there when Dazai boasted about marrying into a wealthy family and when he tried to hook up with a famous girl.

Under Yaoken's disbelieving gaze, Nakahara Zhongya said, "Help me, Yakeni, I figured it out, I don't want to stay in the dark sword anymore."

Yaoyan has temporarily lost his ability to speak because of this accident.The countdown began, and because it was an unconventional call, the orange figure of Zhongye Zhongye, who was unable to stay outside for a long time, gradually blurred, as if he had arrived suddenly and then disappeared suddenly.

The kid from Yaoyan is as easy to understand as ever.Before leaving, Mr. Zhongyuan, who had dug a big hole for a man who didn't know how to live or die, returned to the blade very loosely.

"Here, Dazai Sanshi is here!"

"Ah, a lot of blood, gauze, hemostatic medicine, stretcher!"

When Osamu Dazai regained consciousness, there was another piece of familiar white with a faint smell of disinfectant.

"Oh, Dazai-sama, are you awake?"

"What about drug research?"

"The child is still angry." San Riyue handed over the peeled apple in her hand, "Although it is not as good as Candlestick Qiejun's rabbit apple, you should just eat it."

"What the hell did you do, grandpa, I've never seen that kid from Yaoyan look so angry."

After taking a crisp bite of the juicy apple, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and scratched his face unconsciously, "Sankayueden, you should know about adolescent children..."

Before he could finish speaking, in the narrow gaze of Sankaiyue, Mr. Dazai, who was slandering others behind his back, followed the crescent moon and saw Yaken standing at the door against the light.

"Sanriyuedian, can you please avoid it for a while? I have something I want to discuss with Dazai-sama."

"Oh, grandpa is getting old, and the children all have their own little secrets that they don't want to tell the old man? It's really lonely." Sanriyue said jokingly, but she still moved slowly, and thoughtfully closed the door when she went out, " Eavesdropping is not a good boy's behavior, everyone."

"Yes... yes, the Sanriyue Temple." The little rabbits of the Fourth Division, who were quietly eavesdropping in the corner, blushed quietly and stammered when they saw the graceful Sanriyue Temple.

The generous big hand caressed the head of the little rabbit closest to him, "Very good, very good, this is a good boy, do you want to drink tea with grandpa and me?"

(ω), "Please... please be sure to bring it with you!"

Indulging in beauty and unable to extricate yourself?What, you gossip?Come on, can gossip be as important as beauty?This is the three-day moon hall inviting them to tea!

"Master Dazai, you..."

"I'm sorry, Yaken~ I shouldn't have stabbed myself without saying hello to you~" Faced with Yaken exuding a terrifying aura, Osamu Dazai finally understood why those aunts on the forum would jokingly call Yaken Fuji Shiro, the second boss of Yoshimitsu's family is the boss of medicine, this big man has a short heart and a short sword, he can't be more cruel.

"Do you think you can kill yourself suddenly just by telling me?" What kind of logic is this? "No, we'll talk about it later, do you think I'm angry because of it?"

I'm afraid you have forgotten, who has been committed to poisoning you in the very beginning?

"Oh? Isn't it because of this?" Mr. Dazai, who was sitting on the hospital bed, was stunned, "What is that because? Do you know that the one who hid Xiao Huangman in your medical book is not Heqiu but me?"

The legendary self-reporting is nothing more than this, "So it's you."

When he was teaching Luan and Tui medical knowledge, he followed his younger brothers to discover the little Huang Man hidden in the book in embarrassment. Under the teasing eyes of his younger brothers, the culprit who was ashamed and indignant turned out to be this one, thanks to him chasing Crane at that time. Maru Kunihiro met in the hand and field for three full days.

Mr. Dazai, who covered his mouth tightly, realized that he had slipped the tongue, he laughed, "Oh, it's been so long, why don't we just flip through an article."

Yao Yan took a deep breath, telling himself not to be angry, he ignored someone who was making jokes, and cut straight to the point, "What do you think about your third knife?"

Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up slightly, and he pretended to be stupid, "What do you think? Did something happen after I died last night?"

"Is that orange-haired boy my younger brother, Dazai-sama?"

Since returning to the team, Yaoyan has been thinking about that orange-haired boy in his mind, how did he know his name is Yaoyan?Why did you ask him for help when you met him for the first time?

One after another, unknown mysteries filled Yaken Toshiro's mind, but his intuition told him that the foolish man in front of him must know something.

"Your brother?"

"Yes!" Thinking about it carefully, the type of sword is a short sword, and the famous long legs of Shotashen and Fujishiro's family, no matter how you look at it, it looks like his younger brother who has not yet installed it.

If it is really the younger brother, the government of time's setting is too much, using the blood of the god judge as a medium... Even if it is to pursue the so-called fashionable value, he will never allow his younger brother to be spoofed Like a demon knife!

Yaoken, who didn't get an answer for a long time, looked up and saw Dazai, who was holding back his laughter and blushing. He lowered his head, his body shook, and then... "Hahahaha, I really can't help it." , It's so funny! This is definitely the worst time that Nakaya's height was hacked!"

"Is there something wrong with what I said next? That boy himself admitted it!"

"What did you say, he admitted?"

"Yes, the moment before the orange-haired boy disappeared, he called out his brother." Yaken Toshiro calmly narrated, lowering his head so that people could not see his expression clearly, "Master Dazai, please tell me that the Government of Time What exactly do you want to do? Why can a short knife that has not yet been installed, without any practice, exert such a powerful force?"

"..." Nakaya, you worked really hard to trick me, Mr. Dazai didn't know what to say, this kind of behavior of harming yourself by eight hundred and one thousand of the enemy... is simply amazing.

"Is it a secret that can't be told?" Clutching the handle of the knife around his waist, Yaken Toshiro thought a lot at that moment, the sequelae of his previous dark fall appeared again this time, and his originally clear eyes gradually became cloudy Dimly, "I understand..."

No, what do you understand?He hasn't said anything yet, hey!

This minute is the scene of the dark fall, do you really think that purification does not cost money?Mr. Dazai is planning to comment on the top ten good aunts in Honmaru this year!This is related to the year-end bonus, please don't make trouble at this juncture.

Raising a slug is expensive, and Chuya himself doesn't notice his growing prodigal behavior.

"That orange-haired boy is called Nakahara Chuya..."

"?"

"He is my love."

"??"

"This knife is actually a token of love between the two of us back then."

"???"

In Dazai's description, this seemingly ordinary dagger is actually a gadget given to him by the benefactor when he was taken care of by the benefactor in those years.But the good times didn't last long. The beneficiary named Zhongyuan Zhongye was actually a cadre of an underground organization. During a fight with the enemy...

"I used all the forbidden techniques I knew, and finally spliced ​​Chuya's scattered souls together and put them into this vibrating dagger. However, the price I brought was that I forgot everything about this vibrating knife. Until yesterday, at that moment I thought of everything and the purpose of my coming to this world, to find an empty body that can hold the soul of my dead lover..."

Although there are still many doubts, Osamu Dazai looked at the dagger with a very affectionate gaze, just like Mrs. Ningning's gaze when she looked at Hideyoshi when she was in Osaka Castle.

However, despite this, it still cannot be concealed, "You don't even let go of minors!"

Dazai-sama, please stay away from my children from now on.And... the same sentence, starting in three years, the maximum death penalty, please do it yourself.