Gold Medal
Chapter 15 Overbearing President Chacha Division
The old man instinctively turned his head and saw Ye Chi holding the soul chain in his hand. He instinctively pierced it into the wall, his forehead hit the wall with a thud, and fell to the ground.
"You can't run away, obediently follow me back to the underworld." Ye Chi stepped forward to help him, but Jiang Lang took the first step.
Looking closely, the old man's face was abnormally red, and the veins on his forehead were all visible. If it was as expected, then most of the old man's blood rushed to his head, and he died of a stroke, Jiang Lang thought.
Because that's how his grandfather died.
"These kids are going to take the college entrance examination in one month. Can we wait until they finish the exam before going back?" the old man said in a hurry, his chest heaving violently.
Although I have already been a retired old teacher, I just can't let go of these children. I thought I would take them to graduate, but I didn't expect the accident to happen so suddenly.
Ye Chi lost his mind for a moment, winked at Jiang Lang and asked him: What should I do?
Jiang Lang didn't have any expression on his face, and said seriously, "The hell has its rules, how can the King of Hades let you die in the third watch and let you go to the fifth watch?"
This is not right, Hades already let him die, and now he is going to take him to the underworld.Ye Chi raised his head naturally, and the old man said again: "After this opportunity, you will be a lonely ghost in the future, and you won't be able to have a baby."
Old man: "..." The errand still brings such a threat?
"I'll go back with you." The old man looked sullen and droopy.
It was already late at night when we returned to the underworld, and the human world became more dewy and misty. At the junction of the human world and the underworld, the dew suddenly disappeared, and the originally dark field of vision began to widen.
"Jiang Lang, I seem to have forgotten to buy Qiaojie's red string and candles." Ye Chi said to Jiang Lang resentfully.You must know that without the red string and candles, Qiao Jie would definitely not be able to meet her man, because Qiao Jie promised Po Meng that she would never meet that man.
However, Miss Qiao couldn't hold back.Later, Sister Qiao lied to the man that if she was reincarnated in reincarnation, we would go back to the underworld in the next life and we would be a ghost couple.
After the man reincarnated, sister Qiao begged Shansi to increase his blessings and longevity, and begged Yuelao who came to the underworld to arrange a peach blossom for him that was thousands of times more beautiful than herself.
I don't know if this peach blossom will work or not.
Jiang Lang rolled his eyes around, narrowed his eyes and said, "I'll go out for another walk, and you take him to the judge."
Ye Chi nodded, and took out a bright red RMB from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Lang. Jiang Lang put the money in his pocket and strode in the opposite direction.It wasn't until Jiang Lang's figure disappeared into the dark night that Ye Chi came back to his senses, why did he feel that Jiang Lang's back was so handsome!I'm really stunned...
"Is this the underworld?" The old man's tone was very surprised.
There are many high-rise buildings in this hell, and there are advertisements for renting houses and tourist attractions everywhere. Did you go to the wrong place?
Ye Chi, who was standing aside, smiled and said to him, "I haven't reached the city yet."
After half a quarter of an hour, I finally arrived at the judge's hall.The old man looked around at the high-rise buildings, and then at the main hall with white walls and cornices. There was always a feeling that the painting style was not in the same tone.
"You can answer whatever the judge asks later."
After entering the main hall, Chacha Si sat on the chair respectfully.He was wearing a brand-name handmade suit, his hair had been smeared with pomade, as if it hadn't been washed for hundreds of years, it was very three-dimensional, his facial features were as deep and charming as a supermodel in a magazine, his eyes were sharp and straight to the heart, and he was a little handsome.
Next should be the basic lines of the judge.
"Who is in the hall, report your name." Different from the gentleness of Shang Shansi, his voice was cold and shocking.
However, the dress of the modern people formed a sharp contrast with the judge's hall that had not collapsed for millions of years.
"Zhu Fuguo, Anyang." The old man replied tremblingly, his tongue seemed to be tied.
The inspection department did a lot of research and records, and found no bad records. He has devoted his life to teaching and educating people. He is a good person.
"Ye Chi rewards you with 20 coins, take Zhu Fuguo to Po Meng."
"Yes!" Ye Chi hurriedly pulled Zhu Fuguo out the door.
What Chacha Division dislikes the most is the inefficiency of his subordinates. Things that can be completed in 3 minutes will never take 5 minutes. This makes Ye Chi wonder whether he and Shanshan Division are also so fast when they are hehehe.
hey-hey.......
Probably not, this chachasi is a well-known fitness expert, and the tendons on his body can squeeze to death the grasshoppers in the underworld. Please forgive me for not using ants, because the ants were killed by Granny Meng.
"That...Mengpo soup requires payment, do you have money?" Ye Chi faltered, looking up involuntarily.
Anyway, I'm going to be reincarnated, and it's a little bit of a trick, and the money in this life can't be carried to the next life.
Zhu Fuguo asked angrily, "Is there still a charge for Mengpo's soup?"
"That's right, do you know what Mengpo soup is made of? The ice in the north and snow lotus in Tianshan Mountains, the frost and dew in February, as well as Cordyceps sinensis, Ganoderma lucidum and millennium ginseng." Although Ye Chi also I don't know the secret recipe of Meng Po Tang, but it's written in Lu Sheng's short stories, so it should be correct to read it accordingly.
Seeing that Zhu Fuguo was still unmoved, Ye Chi said again: "There are also blood swallows and abalones."
"Abalone?" Zhu Fuguo raised his head and folded it round and round.
"That's right, there's also shark's fin!" Although I don't know what abalone looks like, and I haven't eaten shark's fin, I heard from Sister Qiao that it seems quite expensive.Have you never eaten a pig, haven't you seen a pig run?
Although this metaphor is a bit inappropriate, because the filament pork jerky is very delicious.
Seeing Zhu Fuguo's face, I felt as if I had seen a ghost. I was groping in my pocket, and Ye Chi added fuel and vinegar and said, "Mengpo soup also has the function of beautifying and repairing the face. After drinking it, you will definitely be three degrees whiter than you are now after reincarnation. "
This exaggerated advertisement is comparable to Master Feng's lecture hall.
"I have no money." Zhu Fuguo spread his hands and turned his pockets out.
Ye Chi wasting his saliva: "..."
"But I have a pen worth more than 1000 yuan. My students raised money to buy it for me, saying it was a gift for me. They are my closed disciples, and they will go to the battlefield in just over a month." Zhu Fuguo There was a slight sourness on the tired face, clinker, and he belched before that day came.
I really want to spend the last month with them.
"You and your students seem to have a very good relationship, and even if you die, you will solve the wrong questions for them." Ye Chi raised his eyebrows.
Zhu Fuguo nodded with satisfaction and replied: "All of them are clever, and they have been messing with me since I first took over. Later, a girl had an accident, and I took the lead in raising donations for this girl. Qian, in the end the girl was cured, and the group of hairy kids listened to my persuasion and started studying."
It seemed quite touching, maybe it was infected by Zhu Fuguo's righteousness between his brows, Ye Chi started to reflect for a moment whether it was too kind of him to deceive him just now.
Ye Chi hesitated for a while and said: "Actually, you can wait for them to finish their college entrance examination before reincarnating. The place where we came just now can apply for a temporary residence permit. You can live in the underworld first and then go to buy a fake work permit. Wait for the ghost gate to pass." You can go out when it opens."
This is the safest method, the underworld has always been one that cannot be entered, and ghosts cannot get out after entering the underworld, unless they have a certificate of freedom of travel.Infernal certificates, judge certificates, and quarry certificates, these certificates can enter and leave the underworld freely. In the human world, there is a kind of mysterious technique that people can also enter the underworld. They have certificates to drive corpses.
Zhu Fuguo's wrinkled eyes widened as if the corners of them had opened, and he howled in surprise: "Really?"
Of course this is true, Ye Chi nodded.
So the two of them went back to find Lu Da, and after finishing everything, Ye Chi met Jiang Lang who was opening the door in the corridor.After unlocking and entering the door, Ye Chi hurriedly went to find the bed and lie down.
Adhering to the principle of not standing if you can sit, and not sitting if you can lie down, Ye Chi sighed contentedly while lying on the bed.
"I put the candle and red string on the cabinet, did you forget something?"
Ye Chi turned his head back: "No, I remember everything."
Jiang Lang took a box of beautifully packaged cakes from the tea table and shook them in front of Ye Chi, who patted his legs and jumped up: "Brother Lu Sheng's sweet-scented osmanthus cake!"
"Thank you for remembering." Jiang Lang smiled half-smile, his face full of pampering.
"I bought two boxes, you have a taste." Jiang Lang opened the transparent box, took out a pastry and put it in front of Ye Chi, Ye Chi opened his mouth wide and swallowed the sweet-scented osmanthus cake without thinking.
Ye Chi chewed for a long time before swallowing all the crumbs in his mouth.From Jiang Lang's point of view, Ye Chi's eyelashes drooped, his small face was as pale as a normal ghost, but his mouth was exquisitely carved with small cherry lips.Closer to the stick, there is a faint fragrance, which should be the smell of soap.
As Jiang Lang approached, Ye Chi's limbs began to stiffen. Jiang Lang pressed his softest abdomen to Ye Chi's hand, which made Ye Chi flustered.People and pets are the same, if they give you the softest place, then they trust you very much.
Faced with Jiang Lang's sudden outburst, Ye Chi was a little at a loss.
"Jiang Lang...what are you doing? I'm addicted to playing hooligans!" Ye Chi had just finished speaking, when Jiang Lang's fingertips gently brushed the corner of Ye Chi's mouth, a little itchy.
"It's dirty here, why are you still talking about eating?" Jiang Lang complained softly, his eyes were as gentle as full of moonlight.
This is a provocative and addictive foul! !Who wants to take it away!
The author has something to say:
Recommended Author: Seven Fruit Tea
Recommended Author: Yan Donglang
They are all very hard-working authors, I hope everyone can take a look, eh~
-------------------
Ye Chi: Jiang Lang, believe it or not, I called the police when you were flirting.
Jiang Lang:? ? !You have a little too much imagination!
"You can't run away, obediently follow me back to the underworld." Ye Chi stepped forward to help him, but Jiang Lang took the first step.
Looking closely, the old man's face was abnormally red, and the veins on his forehead were all visible. If it was as expected, then most of the old man's blood rushed to his head, and he died of a stroke, Jiang Lang thought.
Because that's how his grandfather died.
"These kids are going to take the college entrance examination in one month. Can we wait until they finish the exam before going back?" the old man said in a hurry, his chest heaving violently.
Although I have already been a retired old teacher, I just can't let go of these children. I thought I would take them to graduate, but I didn't expect the accident to happen so suddenly.
Ye Chi lost his mind for a moment, winked at Jiang Lang and asked him: What should I do?
Jiang Lang didn't have any expression on his face, and said seriously, "The hell has its rules, how can the King of Hades let you die in the third watch and let you go to the fifth watch?"
This is not right, Hades already let him die, and now he is going to take him to the underworld.Ye Chi raised his head naturally, and the old man said again: "After this opportunity, you will be a lonely ghost in the future, and you won't be able to have a baby."
Old man: "..." The errand still brings such a threat?
"I'll go back with you." The old man looked sullen and droopy.
It was already late at night when we returned to the underworld, and the human world became more dewy and misty. At the junction of the human world and the underworld, the dew suddenly disappeared, and the originally dark field of vision began to widen.
"Jiang Lang, I seem to have forgotten to buy Qiaojie's red string and candles." Ye Chi said to Jiang Lang resentfully.You must know that without the red string and candles, Qiao Jie would definitely not be able to meet her man, because Qiao Jie promised Po Meng that she would never meet that man.
However, Miss Qiao couldn't hold back.Later, Sister Qiao lied to the man that if she was reincarnated in reincarnation, we would go back to the underworld in the next life and we would be a ghost couple.
After the man reincarnated, sister Qiao begged Shansi to increase his blessings and longevity, and begged Yuelao who came to the underworld to arrange a peach blossom for him that was thousands of times more beautiful than herself.
I don't know if this peach blossom will work or not.
Jiang Lang rolled his eyes around, narrowed his eyes and said, "I'll go out for another walk, and you take him to the judge."
Ye Chi nodded, and took out a bright red RMB from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Lang. Jiang Lang put the money in his pocket and strode in the opposite direction.It wasn't until Jiang Lang's figure disappeared into the dark night that Ye Chi came back to his senses, why did he feel that Jiang Lang's back was so handsome!I'm really stunned...
"Is this the underworld?" The old man's tone was very surprised.
There are many high-rise buildings in this hell, and there are advertisements for renting houses and tourist attractions everywhere. Did you go to the wrong place?
Ye Chi, who was standing aside, smiled and said to him, "I haven't reached the city yet."
After half a quarter of an hour, I finally arrived at the judge's hall.The old man looked around at the high-rise buildings, and then at the main hall with white walls and cornices. There was always a feeling that the painting style was not in the same tone.
"You can answer whatever the judge asks later."
After entering the main hall, Chacha Si sat on the chair respectfully.He was wearing a brand-name handmade suit, his hair had been smeared with pomade, as if it hadn't been washed for hundreds of years, it was very three-dimensional, his facial features were as deep and charming as a supermodel in a magazine, his eyes were sharp and straight to the heart, and he was a little handsome.
Next should be the basic lines of the judge.
"Who is in the hall, report your name." Different from the gentleness of Shang Shansi, his voice was cold and shocking.
However, the dress of the modern people formed a sharp contrast with the judge's hall that had not collapsed for millions of years.
"Zhu Fuguo, Anyang." The old man replied tremblingly, his tongue seemed to be tied.
The inspection department did a lot of research and records, and found no bad records. He has devoted his life to teaching and educating people. He is a good person.
"Ye Chi rewards you with 20 coins, take Zhu Fuguo to Po Meng."
"Yes!" Ye Chi hurriedly pulled Zhu Fuguo out the door.
What Chacha Division dislikes the most is the inefficiency of his subordinates. Things that can be completed in 3 minutes will never take 5 minutes. This makes Ye Chi wonder whether he and Shanshan Division are also so fast when they are hehehe.
hey-hey.......
Probably not, this chachasi is a well-known fitness expert, and the tendons on his body can squeeze to death the grasshoppers in the underworld. Please forgive me for not using ants, because the ants were killed by Granny Meng.
"That...Mengpo soup requires payment, do you have money?" Ye Chi faltered, looking up involuntarily.
Anyway, I'm going to be reincarnated, and it's a little bit of a trick, and the money in this life can't be carried to the next life.
Zhu Fuguo asked angrily, "Is there still a charge for Mengpo's soup?"
"That's right, do you know what Mengpo soup is made of? The ice in the north and snow lotus in Tianshan Mountains, the frost and dew in February, as well as Cordyceps sinensis, Ganoderma lucidum and millennium ginseng." Although Ye Chi also I don't know the secret recipe of Meng Po Tang, but it's written in Lu Sheng's short stories, so it should be correct to read it accordingly.
Seeing that Zhu Fuguo was still unmoved, Ye Chi said again: "There are also blood swallows and abalones."
"Abalone?" Zhu Fuguo raised his head and folded it round and round.
"That's right, there's also shark's fin!" Although I don't know what abalone looks like, and I haven't eaten shark's fin, I heard from Sister Qiao that it seems quite expensive.Have you never eaten a pig, haven't you seen a pig run?
Although this metaphor is a bit inappropriate, because the filament pork jerky is very delicious.
Seeing Zhu Fuguo's face, I felt as if I had seen a ghost. I was groping in my pocket, and Ye Chi added fuel and vinegar and said, "Mengpo soup also has the function of beautifying and repairing the face. After drinking it, you will definitely be three degrees whiter than you are now after reincarnation. "
This exaggerated advertisement is comparable to Master Feng's lecture hall.
"I have no money." Zhu Fuguo spread his hands and turned his pockets out.
Ye Chi wasting his saliva: "..."
"But I have a pen worth more than 1000 yuan. My students raised money to buy it for me, saying it was a gift for me. They are my closed disciples, and they will go to the battlefield in just over a month." Zhu Fuguo There was a slight sourness on the tired face, clinker, and he belched before that day came.
I really want to spend the last month with them.
"You and your students seem to have a very good relationship, and even if you die, you will solve the wrong questions for them." Ye Chi raised his eyebrows.
Zhu Fuguo nodded with satisfaction and replied: "All of them are clever, and they have been messing with me since I first took over. Later, a girl had an accident, and I took the lead in raising donations for this girl. Qian, in the end the girl was cured, and the group of hairy kids listened to my persuasion and started studying."
It seemed quite touching, maybe it was infected by Zhu Fuguo's righteousness between his brows, Ye Chi started to reflect for a moment whether it was too kind of him to deceive him just now.
Ye Chi hesitated for a while and said: "Actually, you can wait for them to finish their college entrance examination before reincarnating. The place where we came just now can apply for a temporary residence permit. You can live in the underworld first and then go to buy a fake work permit. Wait for the ghost gate to pass." You can go out when it opens."
This is the safest method, the underworld has always been one that cannot be entered, and ghosts cannot get out after entering the underworld, unless they have a certificate of freedom of travel.Infernal certificates, judge certificates, and quarry certificates, these certificates can enter and leave the underworld freely. In the human world, there is a kind of mysterious technique that people can also enter the underworld. They have certificates to drive corpses.
Zhu Fuguo's wrinkled eyes widened as if the corners of them had opened, and he howled in surprise: "Really?"
Of course this is true, Ye Chi nodded.
So the two of them went back to find Lu Da, and after finishing everything, Ye Chi met Jiang Lang who was opening the door in the corridor.After unlocking and entering the door, Ye Chi hurriedly went to find the bed and lie down.
Adhering to the principle of not standing if you can sit, and not sitting if you can lie down, Ye Chi sighed contentedly while lying on the bed.
"I put the candle and red string on the cabinet, did you forget something?"
Ye Chi turned his head back: "No, I remember everything."
Jiang Lang took a box of beautifully packaged cakes from the tea table and shook them in front of Ye Chi, who patted his legs and jumped up: "Brother Lu Sheng's sweet-scented osmanthus cake!"
"Thank you for remembering." Jiang Lang smiled half-smile, his face full of pampering.
"I bought two boxes, you have a taste." Jiang Lang opened the transparent box, took out a pastry and put it in front of Ye Chi, Ye Chi opened his mouth wide and swallowed the sweet-scented osmanthus cake without thinking.
Ye Chi chewed for a long time before swallowing all the crumbs in his mouth.From Jiang Lang's point of view, Ye Chi's eyelashes drooped, his small face was as pale as a normal ghost, but his mouth was exquisitely carved with small cherry lips.Closer to the stick, there is a faint fragrance, which should be the smell of soap.
As Jiang Lang approached, Ye Chi's limbs began to stiffen. Jiang Lang pressed his softest abdomen to Ye Chi's hand, which made Ye Chi flustered.People and pets are the same, if they give you the softest place, then they trust you very much.
Faced with Jiang Lang's sudden outburst, Ye Chi was a little at a loss.
"Jiang Lang...what are you doing? I'm addicted to playing hooligans!" Ye Chi had just finished speaking, when Jiang Lang's fingertips gently brushed the corner of Ye Chi's mouth, a little itchy.
"It's dirty here, why are you still talking about eating?" Jiang Lang complained softly, his eyes were as gentle as full of moonlight.
This is a provocative and addictive foul! !Who wants to take it away!
The author has something to say:
Recommended Author: Seven Fruit Tea
Recommended Author: Yan Donglang
They are all very hard-working authors, I hope everyone can take a look, eh~
-------------------
Ye Chi: Jiang Lang, believe it or not, I called the police when you were flirting.
Jiang Lang:? ? !You have a little too much imagination!
You'll Also Like
-
Ten Days End
Chapter 1360 23 hours ago -
Release the Douyin Immortal World version, the Holy Land Patriarch broke the defense
Chapter 429 23 hours ago -
Entertainment: Becoming famous overnight starts with not being a bootlicker
Chapter 565 23 hours ago -
I have a career panel.
Chapter 303 23 hours ago -
My brother is too strong.
Chapter 3272 23 hours ago -
The fire mage from the game world
Chapter 936 23 hours ago -
White is weak? What if I stack billions of layers?
Chapter 172 23 hours ago -
The Super Rich: Starting with the College Entrance Examination, Reaching the Peak of Life
Chapter 1027 23 hours ago -
Tennis: One-on-one with the villain master, Kaido starts
Chapter 128 23 hours ago -
Extraordinary Ring
Chapter 1804 1 days ago