Gold Medal
Chapter 14 It Doesn't Matter If You Are Straight, I Can Be Bent
In the bedroom, Ye Chi was holding Hell Pepper Phoenix Claw in one hand, and a large can of beer in the other hand, pushing it hard into his mouth, hissing sound from time to time, and the saliva kept secreting.
This man is really short-sighted!I was in a low mood just now, and now I'm still eating meat?
Seeing Jiang Lang wandering in from the door, Ye Chi threw away the food in a hurry, lying on the bed motionless, like a salted fish.
"You haven't told me about Miss Qiao yet." Jiang Lang tried to bring up the topic.
Ye Chi arched his head into the cup, but he still refused to lift his head.
After a while, Ye Chi hissed and panted, rolled from the bed and ran to find water.
Who produced the chicken feet!So spicy!To hell! !
His tongue died, and Ye Chi said to Jiang Lang vaguely, "I'll tell you after you eat this pack of chicken feet."
Jiang Lang: "..." Actually, I don't really want to know.
"Then can I ask one more question?" Jiang Lang tried to bargain.
Ye Chixin nodded happily, squeezed out the remaining half pack of perverted spicy chicken feet, and looked at Jiang Lang excitedly, hehe, good things to share.When the lips and tongue touched the hard chicken feet, a strong smell of pickled peppers permeated the entire mouth from the tip of the tongue, and the whole tongue went numb in an instant, but Ye Chi's expression remained calm.
After a while, Ye Chi poured him a glass of water: "I didn't expect you to be so good at spicy food."
That's necessary, Jiang Lang's thin lips tightened, and the mouth turned abnormally red, what kind of pepper is this made of...
Jiang Lang bent down to pick up the package on the ground, and the words Hell Pepper were printed on the most conspicuous position.
"Didn't I tell you about Qiaojie's legend last time? In fact, half of it is true and half of it is false." Ye Chi pretended to be inscrutable, but the snacks in his mouth continued to be stuffed.
In fact, Jiang Lang wasn't very curious about Sister Qiao, but was extremely curious about Ye Chi.
He is the son of a ghost couple, so what about the ghost couple who abandoned him?
Jiang Lang swallowed the saliva stimulated by the spicy taste: "Continue."
Ye Chi, who has a gossip mind, leaned closer to Jiang Lang and continued, "It's true that Qiaojie was brought to the underworld by Master Feng, and it's also true that she was adopted as a goddaughter by Meng Po, but outsiders have rumored that It's a lie that Qiaojie was killed by the old landlord's main house. I have peeped into Qiaojie's memory, Qiaojie killed herself by biting her tongue, and the old landlord still didn't let go of her body."
After saying this, I suddenly felt that the surroundings were cold.
"Do you know why Sister Qiao asked me to bring red string and candles?"
Jiang Lang shook his head, could it be that she wants to bind the mutton with red string?It's not impossible that Qiaojie's craftsmanship is so good.
"Candles can attract souls, and red strings can form barriers. If I'm not wrong, Qiaojie's man is coming." Ye Chi looked excited, with wavy eyebrows raised.
Jiang Lang lay on the bed in a daze and closed his eyes. Seeing that no one answered him, Ye Chi quickly tore Jiang Lang's clothes.
"Well, then what?"
Ye Chi: "..." You didn't listen to me at all.
"What question do you still want to ask me?" Ye Chi bit his lip, put the snacks at hand on the cabinet, and then lay down lazily, with the back of his head resting on Jiang Lang's stomach, swearing his territory .
However, Jiang Lang didn't move, his whole body was like an iron stone, and his head was resting on his back, and he felt a little tight, his stomach must be made of steel bars.
Ye Chi took advantage of Jiang Lang's inattention and stretched out his hand to squeeze the firm flesh on the side of his waist, which felt very good.
"I owe you the question first, and I'll ask when I think about it." Following Jiang Lang's words, his lower abdomen rose and fell, and his hard muscles seemed to be filled with water suddenly and began to soften.
The fantasy came to an abrupt end, and Ye Chi frowned.Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?Ye Chi got up abruptly, swallowing subconsciously.
"Are you satisfied?" Jiang Lang's face was full of lust, with a faint smile on his face, which can be said to be very coquettish.
Speechless, Ye Chi looked at his paws, did he pinch his waist with his paws just now?It's over, it's over, let's bend!
You are straight, you are straight, you are straight, Ye Chi hypnotized himself, thinking about it Ye Chi read out this sentence: "I am straight, I am straight, I am straight. ..."
Jiang Lang coughed, and his voice was a little hoarse: "Well, it doesn't matter if you are straight, I can bend."
Ye Chi, whose mind was in a state of collapse, hummed weakly.
The room is silent...
After regaining consciousness, Ye Chi asked Jiang Lang without blushing, "What did you just say?"
"I didn't say anything." The smile on Jiang Lang's face widened.
"Oh, then I'll go and play with Ah Chang." Ye Chi hurried away, there was an illusion of warmth on his cold face, and he even felt a little throbbing in his heart, why?Ye Chi, who was belatedly aware, covered his heart with his hand.
The sun in the world has set, and the ghosts of the underworld are about to start to move again.
Ye Chi stuffed Jiang Lang with a bag full of weapons, instead of saying that whoever is weaker should carry a weapon, and if a ghost escapes, he can directly defend himself, but the weapon bag was too heavy for him to carry.
Jiang Lang glanced at Ye Chi's thin arms and short legs, and Jiang Lang picked it up without saying a word.
The warning color of the mission is green, and Ye Chi heaves a sigh of relief.
Following the GPS navigation little mung bean that came with the task, the two of them quickly came to a school. The four big characters of Chaocheng No. [-] Middle School were domineering and inlaid on the stone tablet with glittering gold metal.
Ye Chi looked around. Except for the lights on the entire teaching building on the second floor, there was also a small room on the far right on the third floor that was flickering and even glowing green.
After a while, the green light disappeared, and the lights in the small room went out.
Could it be that he sensed that the errand was coming, so he ran away?
Jiang Lang and Ye Chi looked at each other, and then the two of them passed through the iron gate and floated inside.It was written in this task that a chemistry teacher died of a heart attack, and the date of death was last month.
Originally thought that the teacher would go back to the underworld by himself, and the King of Hades didn't send anyone to arrest him, but he never thought that an honest person would be a moth.
The hell itself is understaffed, and the population grows exponentially.
Going up the stairs and passing through the corridor, Ye Chi saw a group of students writing hard, while the chemistry teacher was sitting on the podium with a newspaper in his hand, reading the newspaper seriously and leisurely.
He has gray hair, wears slender gold-rimmed glasses, and the wrinkles on his forehead match those of Po Meng. From time to time, he glances at the students under the podium.
Jiang Lang and Ye Chi hid in the wall and observed. After a while, another younger male teacher came in and said to the children, "Do you have any questions?"
A classmate stood up and said a bunch of unintelligible words, and then the young teacher began to write a bunch of unintelligible symbols on the blackboard.
Ye Chi frowned and asked Jiang Lang, "What did he write?"
"The reaction equation of heating sodium bicarbonate, but he didn't notice a detail, probably because he wrote it too quickly." Jiang Lang said to Ye Chi after pondering for a while.
Ye Chi was still in a daze: "..."
The young teacher calculated for a long time but did not come to a conclusion. The old man couldn't sit still and waved to the people below, but no one could see him.
"I'm still leading the graduation class at this level!" The old man was so angry that he almost jumped up, cursing with his brows furrowed.What a chemistry teacher can't see the most is that the chemical equation is wrong, and it is a common sense error. The most important thing is that he can't change it at the moment, which is killing his obsessive-compulsive disorder.
This teacher is definitely a Virgo.
A young man at the bottom saw the problem, stood up and said, "Teacher, your chemical equation is not flat."
The young teacher suddenly realized that his ears were red. He was too anxious to write just now, so he didn't pay attention from the beginning to the end.
The old gentleman showed an expression of approval to the favorite student below.
A graduate from a well-known university is not as good as a child, the old man rolled his eyes at the young teacher.Standing in a thick wall, Ye Chi and Jiang Lang watched the old man's solo performance on the podium.
After the topic was finished, the young teacher gave some instructions to the students. When he returned to the dormitory, he left the trash when he arrived.The old man crossed his legs and watched the low-spirited students leave the classroom with their shoulders crossed. Some serious students were still writing test papers.
"Leave quickly, the dormitory door will be closed later." A boy patted the first row of boys writing chemistry test papers.
The boy who was being urged was not in a hurry, and slowly closed his homework and packed his bag. After tidying up, he took a piece of chalk from the podium and ran back.
"You wait and I will." The boy looks very handsome and has a very pleasant voice. He writes very fast, and copied the topic on the blackboard with a few strokes in a hurry.
The boy who was waiting for him was a little impatient, sitting on the podium with one foot on the desk, very arrogant, but he had no idea that his former chemistry teacher was sitting in front of him.
The old man's face was very ugly, but he held back.
Under the white energy-saving lamps, the fluorescent green light of the old man was completely covered up, and mortals could not see it at all.
"Let's go, there's still class tomorrow morning!" the boy urged impatiently.
"Let's go." The other boy put down the chalk, put on his schoolbag and walked away with his classmates shoulder to shoulder.
The old man took a closer look at the questions on the blackboard, and his frown was loosened. The degree of difficulty of this question is quite high, but these children really should do difficult exercises, otherwise they would not be able to go to the battlefield.
The college entrance examination is a single-plank bridge with thousands of troops!
It was his idea to write the wrong questions and difficult questions on the blackboard at the back. The questions on the blackboard are updated every day. If no one comes to answer, the study committee will hand him a note. Unexpectedly, it has been a month since he left the job. These cubs still remember, which is very gratifying.
Thinking of this, the old man picked up the chalk and started to turn his head quickly. Just as he was about to find out the answer and write the conclusion, Ye Chi walked out from the wall.
The author has something to say:
There will be another update tomorrow, and the list will be over. Although I don’t know which list I’m on, you must not have found OUO
Then I will stop for a few days, and I will apply for the next list, so I will continue to improve for a few days when the time comes, please be patient with the little angel.
--------------------
---Small thoughts and complaints---
Cangbei: I am very unhappy, very unhappy.
Ye Chi: Why?Aren't you all involved in the emotional drama between Jiang Lang and me?
Cangbei: Because I don’t have enough collections to be on the list at all.
Ye Chi: Well...Jiang Lang, come coax me.
Jiang Lang: Tsk, sleep late in the morning and apply pesticides in the afternoon, she's the only one (underestimated).
Ye Chi: Go away!Abei, we are not in vain, I will accompany you to continue hunting ghosts~
Cangbei: Where am I, I don’t have to breathe for three thousand a day!
Jiang Lang: Ah Bei's wives, see how well I treat you, Ah Bei's flag has been set.
Cangbei (roaring): Get out of here!
This man is really short-sighted!I was in a low mood just now, and now I'm still eating meat?
Seeing Jiang Lang wandering in from the door, Ye Chi threw away the food in a hurry, lying on the bed motionless, like a salted fish.
"You haven't told me about Miss Qiao yet." Jiang Lang tried to bring up the topic.
Ye Chi arched his head into the cup, but he still refused to lift his head.
After a while, Ye Chi hissed and panted, rolled from the bed and ran to find water.
Who produced the chicken feet!So spicy!To hell! !
His tongue died, and Ye Chi said to Jiang Lang vaguely, "I'll tell you after you eat this pack of chicken feet."
Jiang Lang: "..." Actually, I don't really want to know.
"Then can I ask one more question?" Jiang Lang tried to bargain.
Ye Chixin nodded happily, squeezed out the remaining half pack of perverted spicy chicken feet, and looked at Jiang Lang excitedly, hehe, good things to share.When the lips and tongue touched the hard chicken feet, a strong smell of pickled peppers permeated the entire mouth from the tip of the tongue, and the whole tongue went numb in an instant, but Ye Chi's expression remained calm.
After a while, Ye Chi poured him a glass of water: "I didn't expect you to be so good at spicy food."
That's necessary, Jiang Lang's thin lips tightened, and the mouth turned abnormally red, what kind of pepper is this made of...
Jiang Lang bent down to pick up the package on the ground, and the words Hell Pepper were printed on the most conspicuous position.
"Didn't I tell you about Qiaojie's legend last time? In fact, half of it is true and half of it is false." Ye Chi pretended to be inscrutable, but the snacks in his mouth continued to be stuffed.
In fact, Jiang Lang wasn't very curious about Sister Qiao, but was extremely curious about Ye Chi.
He is the son of a ghost couple, so what about the ghost couple who abandoned him?
Jiang Lang swallowed the saliva stimulated by the spicy taste: "Continue."
Ye Chi, who has a gossip mind, leaned closer to Jiang Lang and continued, "It's true that Qiaojie was brought to the underworld by Master Feng, and it's also true that she was adopted as a goddaughter by Meng Po, but outsiders have rumored that It's a lie that Qiaojie was killed by the old landlord's main house. I have peeped into Qiaojie's memory, Qiaojie killed herself by biting her tongue, and the old landlord still didn't let go of her body."
After saying this, I suddenly felt that the surroundings were cold.
"Do you know why Sister Qiao asked me to bring red string and candles?"
Jiang Lang shook his head, could it be that she wants to bind the mutton with red string?It's not impossible that Qiaojie's craftsmanship is so good.
"Candles can attract souls, and red strings can form barriers. If I'm not wrong, Qiaojie's man is coming." Ye Chi looked excited, with wavy eyebrows raised.
Jiang Lang lay on the bed in a daze and closed his eyes. Seeing that no one answered him, Ye Chi quickly tore Jiang Lang's clothes.
"Well, then what?"
Ye Chi: "..." You didn't listen to me at all.
"What question do you still want to ask me?" Ye Chi bit his lip, put the snacks at hand on the cabinet, and then lay down lazily, with the back of his head resting on Jiang Lang's stomach, swearing his territory .
However, Jiang Lang didn't move, his whole body was like an iron stone, and his head was resting on his back, and he felt a little tight, his stomach must be made of steel bars.
Ye Chi took advantage of Jiang Lang's inattention and stretched out his hand to squeeze the firm flesh on the side of his waist, which felt very good.
"I owe you the question first, and I'll ask when I think about it." Following Jiang Lang's words, his lower abdomen rose and fell, and his hard muscles seemed to be filled with water suddenly and began to soften.
The fantasy came to an abrupt end, and Ye Chi frowned.Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?Ye Chi got up abruptly, swallowing subconsciously.
"Are you satisfied?" Jiang Lang's face was full of lust, with a faint smile on his face, which can be said to be very coquettish.
Speechless, Ye Chi looked at his paws, did he pinch his waist with his paws just now?It's over, it's over, let's bend!
You are straight, you are straight, you are straight, Ye Chi hypnotized himself, thinking about it Ye Chi read out this sentence: "I am straight, I am straight, I am straight. ..."
Jiang Lang coughed, and his voice was a little hoarse: "Well, it doesn't matter if you are straight, I can bend."
Ye Chi, whose mind was in a state of collapse, hummed weakly.
The room is silent...
After regaining consciousness, Ye Chi asked Jiang Lang without blushing, "What did you just say?"
"I didn't say anything." The smile on Jiang Lang's face widened.
"Oh, then I'll go and play with Ah Chang." Ye Chi hurried away, there was an illusion of warmth on his cold face, and he even felt a little throbbing in his heart, why?Ye Chi, who was belatedly aware, covered his heart with his hand.
The sun in the world has set, and the ghosts of the underworld are about to start to move again.
Ye Chi stuffed Jiang Lang with a bag full of weapons, instead of saying that whoever is weaker should carry a weapon, and if a ghost escapes, he can directly defend himself, but the weapon bag was too heavy for him to carry.
Jiang Lang glanced at Ye Chi's thin arms and short legs, and Jiang Lang picked it up without saying a word.
The warning color of the mission is green, and Ye Chi heaves a sigh of relief.
Following the GPS navigation little mung bean that came with the task, the two of them quickly came to a school. The four big characters of Chaocheng No. [-] Middle School were domineering and inlaid on the stone tablet with glittering gold metal.
Ye Chi looked around. Except for the lights on the entire teaching building on the second floor, there was also a small room on the far right on the third floor that was flickering and even glowing green.
After a while, the green light disappeared, and the lights in the small room went out.
Could it be that he sensed that the errand was coming, so he ran away?
Jiang Lang and Ye Chi looked at each other, and then the two of them passed through the iron gate and floated inside.It was written in this task that a chemistry teacher died of a heart attack, and the date of death was last month.
Originally thought that the teacher would go back to the underworld by himself, and the King of Hades didn't send anyone to arrest him, but he never thought that an honest person would be a moth.
The hell itself is understaffed, and the population grows exponentially.
Going up the stairs and passing through the corridor, Ye Chi saw a group of students writing hard, while the chemistry teacher was sitting on the podium with a newspaper in his hand, reading the newspaper seriously and leisurely.
He has gray hair, wears slender gold-rimmed glasses, and the wrinkles on his forehead match those of Po Meng. From time to time, he glances at the students under the podium.
Jiang Lang and Ye Chi hid in the wall and observed. After a while, another younger male teacher came in and said to the children, "Do you have any questions?"
A classmate stood up and said a bunch of unintelligible words, and then the young teacher began to write a bunch of unintelligible symbols on the blackboard.
Ye Chi frowned and asked Jiang Lang, "What did he write?"
"The reaction equation of heating sodium bicarbonate, but he didn't notice a detail, probably because he wrote it too quickly." Jiang Lang said to Ye Chi after pondering for a while.
Ye Chi was still in a daze: "..."
The young teacher calculated for a long time but did not come to a conclusion. The old man couldn't sit still and waved to the people below, but no one could see him.
"I'm still leading the graduation class at this level!" The old man was so angry that he almost jumped up, cursing with his brows furrowed.What a chemistry teacher can't see the most is that the chemical equation is wrong, and it is a common sense error. The most important thing is that he can't change it at the moment, which is killing his obsessive-compulsive disorder.
This teacher is definitely a Virgo.
A young man at the bottom saw the problem, stood up and said, "Teacher, your chemical equation is not flat."
The young teacher suddenly realized that his ears were red. He was too anxious to write just now, so he didn't pay attention from the beginning to the end.
The old gentleman showed an expression of approval to the favorite student below.
A graduate from a well-known university is not as good as a child, the old man rolled his eyes at the young teacher.Standing in a thick wall, Ye Chi and Jiang Lang watched the old man's solo performance on the podium.
After the topic was finished, the young teacher gave some instructions to the students. When he returned to the dormitory, he left the trash when he arrived.The old man crossed his legs and watched the low-spirited students leave the classroom with their shoulders crossed. Some serious students were still writing test papers.
"Leave quickly, the dormitory door will be closed later." A boy patted the first row of boys writing chemistry test papers.
The boy who was being urged was not in a hurry, and slowly closed his homework and packed his bag. After tidying up, he took a piece of chalk from the podium and ran back.
"You wait and I will." The boy looks very handsome and has a very pleasant voice. He writes very fast, and copied the topic on the blackboard with a few strokes in a hurry.
The boy who was waiting for him was a little impatient, sitting on the podium with one foot on the desk, very arrogant, but he had no idea that his former chemistry teacher was sitting in front of him.
The old man's face was very ugly, but he held back.
Under the white energy-saving lamps, the fluorescent green light of the old man was completely covered up, and mortals could not see it at all.
"Let's go, there's still class tomorrow morning!" the boy urged impatiently.
"Let's go." The other boy put down the chalk, put on his schoolbag and walked away with his classmates shoulder to shoulder.
The old man took a closer look at the questions on the blackboard, and his frown was loosened. The degree of difficulty of this question is quite high, but these children really should do difficult exercises, otherwise they would not be able to go to the battlefield.
The college entrance examination is a single-plank bridge with thousands of troops!
It was his idea to write the wrong questions and difficult questions on the blackboard at the back. The questions on the blackboard are updated every day. If no one comes to answer, the study committee will hand him a note. Unexpectedly, it has been a month since he left the job. These cubs still remember, which is very gratifying.
Thinking of this, the old man picked up the chalk and started to turn his head quickly. Just as he was about to find out the answer and write the conclusion, Ye Chi walked out from the wall.
The author has something to say:
There will be another update tomorrow, and the list will be over. Although I don’t know which list I’m on, you must not have found OUO
Then I will stop for a few days, and I will apply for the next list, so I will continue to improve for a few days when the time comes, please be patient with the little angel.
--------------------
---Small thoughts and complaints---
Cangbei: I am very unhappy, very unhappy.
Ye Chi: Why?Aren't you all involved in the emotional drama between Jiang Lang and me?
Cangbei: Because I don’t have enough collections to be on the list at all.
Ye Chi: Well...Jiang Lang, come coax me.
Jiang Lang: Tsk, sleep late in the morning and apply pesticides in the afternoon, she's the only one (underestimated).
Ye Chi: Go away!Abei, we are not in vain, I will accompany you to continue hunting ghosts~
Cangbei: Where am I, I don’t have to breathe for three thousand a day!
Jiang Lang: Ah Bei's wives, see how well I treat you, Ah Bei's flag has been set.
Cangbei (roaring): Get out of here!
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