Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

It was agreed to go to the supermarket to buy wine, but when Hou Yue found Zhou Meng and Zuo You from the small KTV supermarket, the two of them were discussing what flavor to eat the raccoon crispy noodles.

"Sichuan hot pot flavor? Meng, this one suits you well. Here's a pack."

"It's a good match. You can get a pack of spicy crabs. Without my brother, I suppress you and the monkey every day. You two will walk sideways in the department."

Hou Yue stood behind the two of them: "Have some crispy noodles, you two have so many scenes, can you buy wine?"

Zhou Meng returned and stuffed Hou Yue with a bag: "Come on, I'll reward you with this one, let's see who can break out and get another bag."

Hou Yue glanced at the palm-sized crispy noodles. If Liu Xian'er knew that he ate this, he would definitely be able to make him into a meandering crispy noodle.It's still fucking 'roasted wings need to be against the sky'!

"boom!"

The three of them slapped open the package of crispy noodles together, and the sound was very shocking, a bit like a subwoofer.

People who go shopping in the supermarket will more or less glance at the three handsome guys who are taking out the bag of crispy noodles.

"Ha!" Hou Yue took out the small card and looked at it, and let out a joyful laugh, and ordered another pack!Yo ha!Good luck!

Zuo You and Zhou Meng were not so lucky, they purposely lowered their eyelids and squinted at Hou Yue.

Hou Yuexu was full of vigor, and if he didn't vent his anger, he would explode on the spot. He waved the 'one more pack' card and said, "Hey~! Another pack! Tsk tsk tsk, or I'll buy two more bags, Two 'one more pack' shots for you two?"

Zhou Meng stretched out his hand to snatch it, Hou Yue reacted quickly and directly put it in his mouth, gnashing his teeth.Zuo You also didn't want to get used to his shameless bluster, and wanted to break the monkey's teeth with his hands.

For a "one more pack" card, the three of them plundered it in a small supermarket regardless of their image.

Just at this time, Li Xiao brought a boy from Zhoumeng's dormitory. When he saw this scene, he misunderstood him blindly: "Fuck! What are you doing? Tongue kiss fight! Count me in?"

The three of them froze, and hurriedly separated. After knowing it, Zuo You and Zhou Meng pushed Hou Yue's mouth away like a forced kiss.

Liu Wu originally wanted to avoid it, but when he thought that during the promotion period, for every 1000 yuan in sales, he would give the promoter a commission of 10 yuan, so he followed in.As soon as I came in, I happened to see the scene of "forced kiss", the three separated, and saw the cow licking a card with curls in its mouth.

He had to admit that he was envious of this group of people, whether it was fighting or committing crimes.

Hou Yue took the card from his mouth, and pointed to the two people who were arranging their clothes: "Destroy my innocence!"

Zhou Meng rolled his eyes to the sky, and Zuo You didn't want to talk to him.

The boy who came with Li Xiao intentionally flattered Hou Yue, and asked in a friendly manner, "Hou Yue, are you a mixed race?"

Zhou Meng thought to himself, flattering is going to be slapped on the horse's hoof!

Hou Yue glanced at the boy, and said with a half-smile, "Hey! I see, there are 56 clans, and I'm mixed."

Li Xiao was taken aback, and quickly opened his mouth to smooth things over, but Zuo You was one step ahead of him.

Zuo You: "Hey~! Coincidentally, I mix the South and the North."

Zhou Meng didn't save face for his roommate either: "The people in the city are western style, I can only hang out in the west and east of the village."

Li Xiao and the boy who asked the question were flirting.

Standing behind several people, Liu Wu looked at Hou Yue's back and thought to himself, this man is a thorn, if he moves along with his hair, he will explode if he goes against it.

Hou Yue didn't know that someone was speculating about him behind his back, so he raised his hand and asked someone to take away two boxes of beer that were on promotion.Liu Wu took the box and packed it, and asked the waiter to bring a hand-drawn basket to Hou Yue and the others.

Zhou Meng took the people back to the box, and Hou Yue checked out at the supermarket.

After Liu Wu finished his busy work, he made some mental calculations, transferred another 10 yuan to the cow licking roll, and turned around to go back to the promotion pile, when Hou Yue stopped him.

"Send it to you!" Hou Yue handed the 'one more pack' card that he had been holding in his hand to Liu Wu.

Liu Wu was taken aback, without raising his hand, he glanced at Hou Yue's face, and then at the card.He felt a hand grow out of his mind, stretched out through his stomach, and grabbed the card.

However, he couldn't raise the hand hanging by his side.

"Sir, keep the card and I'll give you the receipt." The cashier handed the card and receipt to Hou Yue.

Hou Yue withdrew his hand to pass the card. He was very lonely, and he probably knew that he was used to this.His own things, whether he likes it or not, as long as he doesn't open his mouth, others are not allowed to take it.However, as long as he opens his mouth, others will happily accept what he has sent out in the past.

Over time, this state became an established pattern in his mind.

Therefore, in just ten seconds, his evaluation of Liu Wu was that he didn't know what was good or bad.

It is a serious matter that the dignity of a seriously ill Yangou is challenged, so that even the "popular face" of a good-looking salesman in his eyes cannot be saved.

He couldn't tell whether he was disappointed, hurt his self-esteem, or angry.

Jiao Zi raised his chin, lowered his upper eyelids halfway, and walked past Liu Wu with long strides, giving him a slanted glance, and the windy walk lifted the broken hair on Liu Wu's forehead.

Liu Wu was awakened by the wind-blown and fallen forehead hair, raised his hand to scratch his itchy forehead, and turned his head to look at the cow who was about to walk out of the supermarket licking his curly hair.He said to himself, "Not only do you look like a hybrid, but you also have a temper like an alien hybrid who is difficult to communicate with." Sighing, he chased after him uncontrollably.

Brother Hou was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

It's so serious... I lost my way!

The KTV was built like a maze, except for the different door numbers, there is no difference at all.Hou Yue walked back and forth several times, but couldn't find the box number Zuo You sent him.The more I searched, the more anxious I was, scratching my head and scratching my head in annoyance. It was like a real monkey breaking into the KTV all the time.

Liu Wu followed Hou Yue for nearly 10 minutes, and couldn't hold back anymore: "What are you looking for?"

Suddenly someone spoke behind him, and the monkey scratching its ears and cheeks was startled, its mouth gaped, its eyes widened, with an expression of 'scaring my father to death', and turned to look at Liu Wu: "You, what are you doing?"

Liu Wu folded his arms, leaned against the wall with a smile and asked, "Which room are you looking for? Don't you want to ask the waiter?"

Hou Yuexin said, "Then I won't be laughed to death!"

He looked at Liu Wu and suddenly realized: "You follow me!?"

Liu Wu spread his hands in front of him.

Hou Yue blinked, a little dazed and cute, meaning he didn't understand what you were going to do?

"Pfft!" Liu Wu couldn't hold back his joy. The cow licked his curly hair and his facial features were three-dimensional and profound. When he was not very happy, he looked quite bluffing, pulling and ruthless.Now that there is such a serious show of cuteness, it's almost bursting with cuteness. "You, 'One more pack.'"

Hou Yue turned his head and left, saying firmly: "No!" Why did you go early!When rewarding you, you should go on happily, and now I want it, but my father doesn't want to give it to me!

Liu Wu leaned against the wall and instructed him to get out of the maze: "Turn left to A101-200, turn right to A201-300, and turn back to Area B..." Just as he said this, the windy figure came to a sudden stop , almost being rear-ended by the waiter behind him holding a fruit plate.

Hou Yue's turning movement was like a mighty military posture, neat and unrestrained, exuding a domineering arrogance all over his body.

Seeing this man striding closer and closer, Liu Wu gradually restrained his smile. He had the feeling of being swept away by the oncoming vigor.It's similar to martial arts techniques, killing people invisible with vigor.

If he was hurt by this forceful force, it didn't hurt or itch, but his nerves trembled a little.

Hou Yue passed by Liu Wu who had stood up straight without looking sideways. When passing by, he raised his hand and inserted the warm card into Liu Wu's shirt pocket.

Liu Wu looked down at the hand approaching. The heat from the skin on the back of the hand swept over his chin. He quickly approached and quickly retreated. In less than a second, the card was precisely inserted into the shirt pocket.

He held his breath intently until the sound of footsteps went away, and then he let go of his breath, as if he was in danger after being strangled by the neck.

His clenched fist raised and lowered slightly, and his body instinctively classified anyone who got too close as a danger.

The taste of crispy noodles exuded from the card is actually a very strong seasoning smell.

He didn't look back to see if the cow licked his curls and got lost again.After the tension subsided, the long arm stretched out in front of him and the back of the hand with a mole slowly appeared in his mind.

In the long aisle of the KTV, there is no interruption of people. Occasionally, when the door of the box is opened, there will be a few screams like killing a pig.

Some people are domineering when they live. They occupy your memory, your joys, sorrows and joys, and their domineering influences your choice of life invisibly...

Liu Wu didn't move his position, as if he wasn't afraid that the people who came and went would recognize his face, his eyes kept staring at a point that didn't exist, and in a trance, that handsome and proud figure walked past him again and again, Penetrating through the crowd, passing beside him,... just passing by with a warm sweep.

Hasn't he been at the mercy of others enough?

Suddenly, he wanted to go, go now!

Hou Yue was wandering around the KTVB area when Lao Hou called.

"Son, you are fighting wits and courage with my wife again, okay?"

The little monkey, who was very self-aware, said with a smile, "No way! What do you think should be done?"

The old monkey had quite some experience in the past, and persuaded him: "Hey! Go home and clean up the house, mop the floor and walk the dog. During the winter vacation, try to be a good baby who doesn't leave the door and doesn't walk. Bar!"

Hou Yue thought to himself that it was right to abduct Lao Hou's little wife: "Eh? Comrade Lao Hou, I didn't bother with you if you didn't take care of your own wife. If you don't help me, it's fine and stop the revolution of the working people! Go back Take good care of your wife, the son is for pain, otherwise the parents of the good baby will die alone, you know?"

Comrade Lao Hou is very worried, his wife and son go to the house every day to make a revolution, but, family harmony is very important, there must be someone who perseveres in the middle and muddles the mud: "Oh! Ancestor, you scared me to death, and you are still lonely End of life, I worship the temple when I am on a business trip now, hoping that I will be abandoned by my wife and children early, and die alone as soon as possible. With the frequency of the two of you going to the house twice in the past three days, I am afraid that I will not last the good time of dying alone. gone."

"Don't mind! For your little wife, you have to persevere. I will take good care of your little wife. You will do a good job of tipping me off. I promise not to scratch your little wife's face..."

Before Hou Yue finished speaking, he suddenly yelled loudly: "Monkey boy! You drove my car again! Come back..."

The phone was hung up mercilessly, the class struggle, and the relatives were not good, let alone the stepmother and concubine.

After being lost for more than 20 minutes, Hou Yue finally entered the box.But as soon as I entered the door, I regretted it again, and suddenly wanted to get lost all night.

The divine song "Haile DAY", which was popular this summer, and the MV "Upskirt Dance" are currently being played on the big screen in the box.

A group of straight men dance like drugged monsters. Whenever the girls in the MV lift their skirts, they can cause screams.

Deafening, piercing the sky.

Hou Yue's eardrums were about to be pierced, and the 24K aluminum alloy dog ​​eyes were blinded by colorful lights, and he was spread out on the sofa with a deadly bear look. Skirt dance 'in, unable to extricate myself.

The cuteness in the MV, mixed with high-end washing, cutting and blowing, and a little fresh fancy various dews, these straight men have completely lost their self-control in seconds, like runaway silly roe deer.

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