Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

In front of the largest KTV gate in the university town in the western suburbs, on the side of the steps, stood a row of half-sized men, tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful and ugly.

A row of seven people smoked with their backs facing the bright lights behind them. They saw a Hummer with an orange bag and a cool look driving into the parking lot in front of the door.

But the people were poor and short-tempered, and the seven people who were waiting to drink all ignored the strong and noble pretentious temperament of the pretentious young man who got off the car, and all five of them beckoned to the God of Wealth to return to the team quickly.

"Does their family run a 4S shop? They changed three cars in March."

"Go back and dig through his files."

The two who spoke were Zhou Meng's roommates.

Zhou Meng thought to himself, he really can't afford to worry about this young master.This group of vampires stretched their necks every day to find such a pure local tyrant as Hou Yue, and happened to meet a young master Hou who made no secret of his arrogance.He has known Hou Yue for half a semester, and he has also figured out Hou Yue's pulse. This idiot has no idea that someone who is revealing himself is jealous.Turning his head and taking a puff of the cigarette, he threw the butt of the cigarette into the snowdrift under the steps, a puff of white smoke came out with a bang, and the spark went out.

Zuo You held a cigarette between his hands and only took a puff. It was all for the fun of putting on a show. Hou Yue walked by him, and he stubbed out half of the cigarette, and said in a low voice, "You owe it to me!"

Hou Yue took a rare and clever glance at Zhou Meng's roommate and the other two in their dormitory, and once again, he rarely opened his mouth or showed off.

In fact, he calculated all the way, what is the probability of running away from home and being welcomed home?

After calculating, based on his status and treatment at home in the past [-]|[-] years, he knows that the possibility of being welcomed home is no more than double digits.

But, who made him smart and patient!There is no chance to create an opportunity, so he abducts Lao Hou's concubine, a flamboyant orange Hummer.This can barely make up a double-digit chance, plus a bonus item, his grandma.

Eight people from two dormitories entered the KTV in a mighty manner, and the waiter led the way and led them to the box that Zhou Meng had booked in advance.

As soon as they entered the box, someone couldn't help but started howling.Hou Yue picked out his ears, touched his buttocks on the sofa and stood up again, patted Zuo You and Zhou Meng and said, "Let's go, buy something to drink."

The three of them went to the KTV supermarket, and within a few steps, Zhou Meng gave Hou Yue a kick.

Hou Yue punched him back, knowing very well why he was kicked, and said, "I abducted his little wife to fight wits and courage with the old monkey. You know... Eh? Fuck! Kick it!"

The two fell in love with each other and entered the supermarket pushing and shoving.

There is a beer promotion pile at the entrance of the supermarket. It is more than two meters high and looks like a spaceship that is about to be launched into space.

"Jijiujiu! Don't push!" Zhou Meng staggered back after being pushed by Hou Yue, his center of gravity was unstable and he was about to fall into the beer pile.

Hou Yue and Zuo You saw that they were both rushing up to drag Zhou Meng, when suddenly a man came out from behind the beer pile and put his palm against Zhou Meng's back.

Hou Yue was sweating from fright: "Huh~~~ I'm scared to death, brother, how is your body coordination?"

The two stretched out their hands and each pulled Zhou Meng's arm, pulling the person who was leaning back back.

Hou Yue tilted his head and said to the people behind Zhou Meng, "Thank you!"

Liu Wu had seen Hou Yue a long time ago. When Niu licked Curly Dazhong was pushing and shoving towards the supermarket, he deliberately hid on the other side of the pile. He's not going to run out and make a show.

After Hou Yue said thanks, he was taken aback for a moment, and Yan Gou suffered another serious illness.

Zhou Meng also turned around to thank him. After thanking him, he walked to the supermarket with Zuo You. Seeing that Hou Yue didn't move, he also looked at the salesman in the pile.

The two wanted to cover their faces and run away, but Hou Yue looked at him thoughtfully, but they all looked away, but he still stood still persistently.

Whistles were blown around, and he grabbed it in the air: "Take it!"

Hou Yue still looked thoughtful, turned to look at the two of them and asked, "Don't you think this person looks familiar?"

Zhou Meng: "Where are you familiar?"

Zuo You: "The species are the same."

Zhou Meng suddenly realized, nodded: "The gender is the same."

Hou Yue squinted his eyes halfway, with a "stupid human" expression, and looked at the two of them: "I'm sorry, our three species may be different." It is absolutely impossible to be the same species as these two idiots, and the tonality is gone.

Zhou Meng and Zuo You nodded in agreement: "Yes, you are a monkey, and returning to the forest is your mission!"

Hou Yue opened his mouth to scold someone, but he heard someone snickering behind the pile of ground.He walked over directly and asked the snickering person bluntly: "Hey! Dude, have you seen it somewhere?"

Liu Wuxin thought, his happiness during this period seems to be inseparable from the cow licking the roll in front of him. Is this person a box of happy beans?

The expression on his face retracted, and when he turned around, he still had that cold face. He shook his head and said, "Maybe I look more popular."

Hou Yue was speechless and wanted to roll his eyes, thinking, I'm afraid that your public face is not to envy and envy the public.

Zhou Meng also had to admit that he had a new understanding of the public face, and said a little at a loss: "Could it be that I have misunderstood the public face."

Zuo You: "Yes, the aesthetics have changed now, so don't put different species on the same line."

Liu Wu wanted to laugh again, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes curved accordingly.

At the moment, Hou Yue's brain activity has reached the highest level in this day, and it may be the highest level in this year. His IQ is directly off the charts. He raised his hand and pointed: "Oh~~~ Crescent Eye, you are, you are..." Fuck it, fuck stuck again, 'you are' for a long time and didn't say anything.

Liu Wu's heart palpitated suddenly, and he clenched his hands and finished for him: "Potato chips are good." In the blink of an eye, he didn't want this big middle score to remember too much information about him.

Hou Yue pointed at Liu Wu's hand, and slapped it on his thigh: "Yes! You are a potato chip master! 'Scan the QR code to raise me' is you, right?"

Zhou Meng and Zuo You have black lines all over their faces, what are they all about! ?

Hou Yue and Liu Wu's "public face" is really a "public face" that cannot be ignored in the eyes of the majority of girls at this moment. The two faced each other and went to the beer pile. After saying such a sentence, it has become the focus of everyone.

Liu Wu bowed his head and smiled awkwardly and vigilantly. He didn't wear a mask. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, his sense of security was almost zero.After laughing, he turned around and wanted to leave, but the person opposite grabbed him.

Hou Yue pointed to the pile of land next to him and asked, "Are you selling this wine?"

Liu Wu nodded, subconsciously turned his face to the side where there were fewer people, and said, "There are them in the supermarket, just take the checkout."

Seeing that he wanted to leave, Hou Yue let go of his hand. He wanted to ask something, but he didn't know what to ask, and he didn't want to let this person go.He pursed his lips and turned to walk into the supermarket. After walking a few steps, he turned around and asked, "Then, is there any gift?"

Zhou Meng and Zuo You walked away in small steps, and they really couldn't afford to be ashamed of this young master.

Liu Wu couldn't help laughing again, the eyeballs in Crescent Moon's eyes were very bright, under the chaotic lights of KTV, it seemed that there was a ray of light flowing in the eyes, bright and gentle.

He didn't speak, just shook his head.

Hou Yue curled his lips in disappointment, turned around and entered the supermarket.

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