Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Liu Wu led the way in the car, from the city center to the suburbs, turned to the national highway at high speed, and then drove off into the uninhabited wilderness.

The more you drive, the more desolate it is, it's simply doing bad things,... a good place to shoot|wild|cannon!

After thinking about it, Hou Yue thought about it, thinking that if there was not a child sitting in the car in front, he would have to ask someone to get out of the car immediately, so he could have a shot on the spot.

The more he thought about it, the more his blood surged. When the two cars reached the end of the road, Liu Wu got out of the car and saw that Hou Yue hadn't got off. He went straight to pull the car door, and found that Hou Yue was staring at him with radiant eyes. A pair of indescribable, hesitant expression.

Liu Wu looked at him, reacted, turned his head and smiled at the roaring north wind, dragged the man out of the car and said, "Come on! Let the big north wind cool you down quickly. If you can, drive a car yourself." , can drive the car to shake the effect, how about you come first tonight?"

The last sentence successfully ignited Hou Yue's unsuppressed fire. Hou Yue pinned the man on the car with his elbow. Stop it, and press the car to gnaw.

"You said it! Really?" Hou Yue's curly hair almost burned.

With one hand still in his clothes, Liu Wu flicked here and there, using all the virtues of humility in his life without convincing himself, and shook his head with certainty: "Why don't we have a fight to decide the outcome?" The tactful refusal is his utmost gentleness, I hope his monkey can understand.

Brother Hou doesn't understand, they are all men, who the hell doesn't want to have a cannon every day to prove how fierce the burning fire in his body is.

"Why don't you fucking decide the outcome?!" Hou Yue let go, left a sentence angrily, and walked to the front car, pushing and pushing, "You win the shameless competition! You win the hooligan competition, Bilang, you win! Are you good enough?"

Liu Wu followed him and pulled down his pants. If he hadn't been in a hurry, he also wanted to... Just hold it in like this, or one day it will get big, and the two of them will have to squat in the bathroom together and get a nosebleed.

This picture, tsk!

The three of them walked in the wild grass with one foot deep and one foot shallow. Ten minutes later, the half-person-high withered grass leaked a pea-sized light from it, and the light was like the light from a flashlight.

Liu Wu circled his index finger and thumb, put it in his mouth, and whistled. The end of the whistle was lowered, like a signal.

Hou Yue's two eyes in the darkness stared at Liu Wu's side face like a wolf, not only him, Yao Wang's small face was also somewhat excited.

Liu Wu turned his head to meet their expressions. He first stretched out his hand to hold Yao Wang's head straight ahead, then pinched Hou Yue's chin with the other hand, sucked his lips, smacked his mouth and said: "Hiss!" ~ It’s ready to eat!”

Hou Yue's will was on the verge of collapse, and the howling north wind and Ben couldn't get back his heart that insisted on shooting | wild | cannons, and his little heart kept "thumping and thumping" endlessly.

At this moment, a whistle echoed in the distance, with a rising end and a turn.

The bright light is getting closer and closer, turning from a point into a beam of light, like a lamp holder in the wilderness. Behind the light, the clothes of a group of people scrape the weeds, rustling and rattling.

After seeing it clearly, Hou Yue was taken aback. Five men, one woman and one child were all wet, as if they had just climbed up from the sea!

The man at the head called out first: "Fifth Brother." Afterwards, several men greeted each other.

Liu Wu stepped forward to take the child from the woman's arms, as if he was dizzy or in a deep sleep, raised his eyelids and looked around and asked, "Are you injured?"

The man in the lead was the driver Liu Wu used in the southwest, and he said with a silly smile, "I didn't take care of my sister-in-law. My sister-in-law's arm was scratched by the ship's side, and she got stitches on the way."

The woman had neat short hair, an outstanding appearance, and messy clothes. She kept holding the sleeping child's hand and said, "It's okay, let's go quickly. Meixin should wake up. I didn't dare to give too much sleeping pills."

Hou Yue and Yao Wang had been standing behind Liu Wu without saying a word. They were taken aback when they found out, and then they were a little vigilant.

Liu Wu pointed back and said, "My eldest son and second son are fine, they are my own."

Hou Yue roared inwardly: "..." Rely on your whole family!I'm your fucking father!

Yao Wang was secretly delighted: "..." This father can do it!

The woman got into Hou Yue's car with the child in her arms, and Liu Wu put Yao Wang beside the woman, and arranged for two men to follow the car. After the arrangement was made, Liu Wu bent down and lowered his head, supporting Hou Yue's driver's seat with one hand, and holding the driver's seat with the other. Leaving on the steering wheel, "Take them back first, I'll do something..."

Before he finished speaking, Hou Yue's brows were instantly twisted into big twists, and he lowered his voice and said, "I'll wait for you here!"

Liu Wu took a deep breath and looked straight into Hou Yue's eyes: "Go back! Go back the same way, hurry up!"

Hou Yue gritted his teeth, and his stomach was overwhelmed. The desire that could not be suppressed by the strong north wind just now was scattered all over.

Liu Wu also understood. He lowered his head not to look at Hou Yue's expression, then raised his head and said softly, "Be obedient, two or three days, I promise!"

Hou Yue pushed him and reached out to close the door.

When the accelerator is pressed to the bottom, it is obviously an urban SUV, but it is driving off-road in the mountains.The buzzing reputation and the car exhaust mixed with the strong north wind smeared the remaining four people. The tires did not grip the ground and slid, and the planed dry grass and sand hit the legs of several people, which was very painful.

Liu Wu stood still, quietly enjoying her boyfriend's anger.

The other three all took a few steps back, their temper was really unbelievable, the boss's Xiaoqinger seemed to be a stubborn stubble!

As soon as the car got on the national highway, the child in the woman's arms woke up, crying and screaming all the time to go home, to find father, to ask for this or that, it looked like a squeamish child.

Hou Yue put all his thoughts on Liu Wu who was getting farther and farther away from him, thinking where did this person go?What are you going to do?When can I come back?Will you get hurt again?

The crying sound brought his thoughts back to reality. Hearing the ear-piercing crying, he suddenly thought, Liu Wu looked at him, was he just looking at this crying child like the woman in the car at this time.

Women can't have children, but they don't like children crying.

Is it the same for Liu Wu, who can't get rid of him, but also annoys him for making such a fuss!

No, Liu Wu can do without him, as long as one of them gives up, the relationship will come to an end.

Worrying about gains and losses, it turned out to be this feeling.

"Don't cry!"

The words Yao Wang lowered his voice immediately made the child in the woman's arms stop crying, but after crying for a long time, he hiccupped from time to time.

Hou Yue let out a long breath, not because the child was crying, but because he almost finished playing with their fantasies.

"Yao Wang, give me your snacks, uh, is it a little boy?"

The woman said with a hoarse voice, "It's a girl,... thank you!"

Hou Yue glanced at the woman from the rearview mirror, and curled his mouth: "Sister-in-law, my name is Hou Yue."

The woman took the snacks and milk from Yao Wang. The little girl was about four or five years old, chubby, and stopped crying immediately.

"Thank you handsome boy!" The woman patted Yao Wang's head.

Yao Wang froze, the chubby little girl hiccupped and echoed her mother: "Handsome brother, so handsome!"

The woman looked up at Hou Yue from the rearview mirror, and said with a smile, "I heard Xiao Wu say, don't worry, Xiao Wu has a sense of proportion, much better than his elder brother."

Hou Yue smiled awkwardly, he was even more worried when he said this, and sweat broke out in his palms over and over again.

When Liu Wu comes back again, he must break Ya's dog legs!Hou Yue thought so.

After midnight, Hou Yue sent the man to Liu Hong's apartment and arranged for him to stay. Hou Yue took Yao Wang back to [-].

The next day, he was announced to the military division by Liu Hao.

On the way to the military division, Fatty Geng called him and shared it with him very intimately, today's headlines.

"A group of arms dealers were captured at Jintang Port, and a large number of imported arms were seized..."

Gossip: "Residents near Jintang Port reported the incident. A huge explosion occurred near the transportation port. Five shocking fluorescent green characters of 'please organize to laugh at' appeared out of thin air on ships around the center of the explosion!!!"

Hou Yue's chest and back were sweating from shock, the car stopped on the side of the road, and he digested for 10 minutes before forcing himself to calm down.

explosion!

So... where did the person go?

Sure enough, as soon as he entered Liu Hao's office, Liu Hao asked him angrily: "Where is he?!"

Hou Yueli stood in front of Liu Hao's desk without saying a word, with a posture of resigning himself to spoiling.

Liu Hao was furious, and his words were sonorous: "Do you know who the five people around him are? They are all soldiers who died or disappeared during the mission! Martyrs! If these people are willing to follow a heinous Big villain, you can imagine what kind of handle he has caught these people, have you thought about it?!"

Hou Yue was speechless in astonishment, and after a long time he murmured, "He's not a villain. Uncle! The ammunition seized by the Southwest Army was specially left for them. Isn't it the same for the batch passing through Jingtang Port? Yes, you are prejudiced against him!" Without him as a big villain, what a piece of shit you captured!

Liu Hao was frustrated: "I don't fucking have prejudice against him, do I still have a good impression of him! Who is he?! Are you making your mother foolish?!"

Hou Yue didn't wait for Liu Hao to finish his yelling, but took over and said, "He's my boyfriend!" What the hell!

Liu Hao's chest rose and fell in anger, and he was about to burst to death: "...Okay, you are amazing! I don't want to care about it anymore, let your own mother come and pick you up." He picked up the landline and called Liu Xian'er.

Hou Yue looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and said: "It's up to you, it's really not pleasing to the eye, so I might as well join the gangsters together. From now on, there will be some colored people among you military and political people who are white and not prickly." Now, if you want noodles or guns, I will ask Liu Wu to give you a discount."

Listening to Liu Xian'er's voice on the other end of the phone, Liu Hao was speechless for a moment.

Liu Xian'er: "...Talk, hey, talk third? What's wrong? Beep beep..."

Until the phone was hung up, Liu Hao didn't say a word, he was dumbfounded by Hou Yue.

"Cough cough~~" Suddenly there were two soft coughs from the door.

Liu Hao didn't raise his eyelids, dropped the phone and yelled, "Get out!"

Hou Yue turned around and saw that it was Lin Yibai, and called out, "Doctor Lin."

As soon as Liu Hao heard the word "Doctor Lin", he turned around and recited it even though he was very aggressive. It was really not the right time for him to be so hideous.

Without permission, Lin Yibai closed the door and entered the house, joking as he walked towards Hou Yue: "Hou Yue, you are the only one who can make your uncle so angry..."

Liu Hao didn't let him finish his sentence, and said angrily: "You are more capable than him!" You can directly drive Laozi out of his wits!

Hou Yue: "..." He wanted to ask, should he go?

Lin Yibai wrinkled his nose: "...Those who don't act like monsters can't get into your eyes. We also came here thinking about your hobbies, didn't we." He winked at Hou Yue as he spoke.

Hou Yue curled his lips, took the words, and continued to praise: "No, how big a monster we can be, it doesn't all depend on how far Wuzhi Mountain, the Tathagata Buddha covering us, can extend."

Liu Hao turned around with a dark face and glanced at each of them, his teeth itching with hatred: "I want to slap you two right now!"

Lin Yibai stuck his hands in his white coat and looked down at the toes of his shoes.

Hou Yue avoided Liu Hao's gaze and looked up at the sky.

Liu Hao was silent for too long, Lin Yibai's drooping neck was about to break, and Hou Yue's sky-gazing eyes were about to fall out. Only then did the Tathagata Buddha speak: "In mid-December, a cruise ship departing from Yangcheng Port to the South China Sea, at The Yellow Sea domain was hijacked, 12 women and children were missing, surveillance captured his back, and the profile of the bodyguard beside him, this one is enough to kill him several times, Hou Yue, do you know what he is doing?"

Hou Yue replied straightforwardly: "I know, I am a good match for rescuing women and children who have been trafficked to Southeast Asia, right?"

Liu Hao sprayed out his old blood, and even Lin Yibai who was beside him turned his head to look at Hou Yue in surprise.

Hou Yue's proud chest rose to the sky: "Don't be so surprised! You annoying people can't understand the big brother's routine...Ah!!!"

Liu Hao became anxious, picked up two black leather notebooks on the table and smashed them over his head and face, hitting Hou Yue's shoulder and chest, and staggered back after being hit by Hou Yue.

Lin Yibai stretched out his hand to pull Hou Yue, and both of them staggered a few steps back. Liu Hao's strength was too great, if Lin Yibai didn't pull Hou Yue, Hou Yue would fall on his back.

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