Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

The car was parked in front of the garage door.

Hou Yue got out of the car and let out a "hehe", and when Liu Wu walked in front of him, he reached out and pointed to the orange Hummer in the garage: "See, this is Lao Hou's little wife."

Liu Wu looked at the car, thinking that Hou Yue's father was probably a tough guy, and he had to be a sporty guy.

Hou Yue went to open the door one step ahead of him, and after opening the door, he jumped down the steps and dragged people into the room: "It's cold, come in!"

As soon as the two of them entered, an unknown object rushed towards Hou Yue with a "whoosh" and a "owoo" voice, full of coquettishness and complaints.

Liu Wu was so frightened that he wanted to block, and Hou Yue blocked it with an elbow, and shouted: "Fuck! Chicken! Don't hit!"

At this time, a middle-aged man wearing a floral apron trotted out of the kitchen: "Who? Hey! The monkey boy is willing to come back?"

Hou Yue hugged Erha Chick with one arm and pointed at Liu Wu with the other, "Dad, my friend, Liu Wu."

"Hello, Uncle!" Liu Wu was first startled by Erha called Xiaoji, and then deeply attracted by Hou Yue's father's floral apron!

What about the tough guy? !What about the handsome guy? !Why is it a round middle-aged man with a spatula and a floral apron?

The old monkey didn't care about his image, he put the spatula behind his back, walked up to Liu Wu, and said with a smile, "What a spirited young man, stay home for dinner."

Hou Yue immediately interrupted: "Don't mind! We have something to do, come back to get something, leave immediately, you should live with your wife!"

The old monkey took out the spatula from behind and patted Hou Yue's curly hair on the head.

Liu Wu smelled the aroma of vegetables left by the spatula sliding past his eyes. It seemed to be braised chicken wings?

Hou Yue yelled "Oops", and hurriedly pulled his hair, "What are you doing with the spatula, it's all syrup!"

The old monkey waved his shovel proudly: "Burnt sugar color, braised chicken wings."

Liu Wu: "..." Sure enough!He turned his head to look at Hou Yue, Hou Yue understood, and simply refused, "No! Not tonight!" He didn't want the whole family to have a noisy meal, he wanted a two-person world.

Liu Wuyi raised his eyebrows, taking in all of Hou Yue's little thoughts.

The old monkey grabbed a handful of snacks from the coffee table and stuffed them into Liu Wu's arms, "Don't stand there, come in and sit, these are monkey cubs, what Hou Yue usually eats, try them!" After giving the snacks, he trotted back to The kitchen then goes to sugar the wings.

The boss who has never been so polite thanked again: "Thank you uncle!"

Hou Yue scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, the snacks were indeed his, but it would be very bad if it hindered his image of a tall and mighty man!

He touched Liu Wu with his elbow: "Go, go upstairs."

Liu Wu took a look at Hou Yue's house. The second floor is not that big. It's more than two or three hundred flat-topped. .

Hou Yue looked back at Liu Wu as he walked upstairs, and saw him staring at the kitchen, "I can also make braised chicken wings, and I'll make them for you tomorrow, hum!"

Liu Wu raised his hand to poke his buttocks, his crescent eyes were handsome and beautiful: "Well, our monkey has become a spirit, really capable!"

Hou Yue pushed open the door of his own room, slapped his palm on the door, and said fiercely: "I think we may be finished, just these three sentences of yours will make you look good, if I talk to you I'll live forever, unless I'm deaf and dumb..."

When Liu Wu entered the room, he tugged Hou Yue. Hou Yue staggered into the room sideways, stretched his long legs sideways, and the door closed, leaving only a gap as thick as an arm.

"Pfft!"

"Boom!"

Hou Yue put his hand on Liu Wu's head, and said to himself, "Your face is ruined, don't be stupid anymore."

Liu Wu turned over and stuffed his clothes, and said in a muffled voice, "Isn't it said that people in love are all crazy, stupid and deaf? So it's not impossible to grow old forever. I can make you crazy and deaf all the time." Silly and deaf."

Hou Yue listened and pointed at the ceiling, "Hey hey..." Silly, he couldn't stop at all, as if he had been tapped on the laughing point.

The idiot son of the landlord's family went online in seconds, and he is still the affordable version of the second idiot.

Liu Wu made his shoulders tremble, making his brain ache, raised his head and arched forward a few times, opened his mouth to cover Hou Yue's, and warned him with fierce and loving eyes to accept the supernatural powers of the landlord's stupid son!

Hou Yue smiled with tears in his eyes, life is too beautiful, the beauty is too mysterious, and he suddenly felt that if we separated again, the life should not be so difficult. There are so many little beautiful things between the two of them, and he survived alone. One season or several seasons is not difficult.

The tip of his tongue slipped sideways from his mouth, evoking numb itching, like a thin but strong enough electric current rushing straight down from Liu Wu's throat, he jumped up with a "huh", jumped to the ground, pointed at Hou Yue thinking What did he say, he turned his head and glanced at the open door, and then choked back.

I need to clean up!

Hou Yue lay on his side, raised his head at Liu Wu, raised his eyebrows, hooked his fingers, and a tsunami surged into the sky.

Liu Wu turned his back to him, gritted his teeth: "Find the key!"

Hou Yue got up and jumped to the ground, just standing behind Liu Wu, hugged him, and said relentlessly, "Tsk tsk tsk! Someone can't do it!"

no? !

Liu Wu turned his head to look at Hou Yue with a cold expression on his face, but his eyes were crazy, "Hou Yue, you know how much you are..." I owe|dry Liu Wu only made a mouth shape, kissed and kissed again One sentence, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just tonight."

Hou Yue's body froze, and he had to put out the fire he lit himself. He gave two giggles of "hehe", and then opened his voice and shouted: "Dad~~~~" A howl with a long ending, directly shouted Liu Wu softly , "Where is the key to my uncle's house?"

"Book~~room~~second~~drawer~~"

Liu Wu laughed out loud, he was really defeated by the man of this family.

A gust of wind blew, and Hou Yue was gone. The wind blew into the study, and then into the kitchen, and then heard the roar of the old monkey: "Monkey boy! Leave two for your mother!!!"

Liu Wu waited in the porch, digging his ears with one hand, what a fuss!

As soon as Hou Yue appeared, he patted and pushed him: "Quick! Quick! Quick! The old monkey is here! For the sake of his wife and son, kill him! Quick!"

Liu Wu was pushed out of the door sideways, and then dragged into the car. At some point, a mini lunch box was caught between his thighs. It was too hot. He took it out to look, and asked, "You know how to find a place to put it!"

While backing up and running, Hou Yue boasted: "Look then! The temperature between the legs is the highest, keep warm! Eat quickly!" After speaking, he actually handed over a short fork.

Liu Wu couldn't refute this explanation, and took the short fork dumbfounded. It was obviously a children's fork, "Is this what you used when you were young?"

Hou Yuehun didn't care: "What are you thinking? The things I had when I was a child must not be used. I have to wait for someone to promise me my body and send it up as a bride price. This fork, hehe, is used by our chickens, it's okay , use it very cleanly!"

Liu Wu's thoughts were lost in an instant: "...Your little chicken is awesome! You can use a fork!"

Hou Yue imitated Liu Wu, stretched out his hand to stroke his hair, and deliberately pinched it: "Baby, IQ has fallen off, this is what my parents use when they taste chicken and fruit."

Liu Wu got goosebumps all over his body, a gangster, a heinous boss, Hu Luoping became a "baby" miserably, it's sour enough to think about it.

The lid of the sealed lunch box was opened, and the smell of braised chicken wings filled the car. Hou Yue couldn't take it anymore, and urged him: "Eat quickly, eat quickly, and pass me one after eating."

Liu Wu swallowed, home-cooked food was a luxury for him, and the smell gave him a gentle and tender feeling.With one in his mouth, he reached out and stuffed one for Hou Yue.

Put a chicken wing into your mouth, and spit it out to be two clean bones. Liu Wu asked, "Go to see the house?"

"Well, there's no problem with the house, should I go to pick up people first or go to dinner first? Or go to see Yao Wang?"

Liu Wu held up the fork for a meal, and put the chicken wings and fork back into the lunch box. Hou Yue took a look and shouted, "Give me another one."

Liu Wu covered the lid, put it back between his legs, and put it in the best place to keep warm, "Leave two for Yao Wang, he should..."

When Hou Yue heard him cut off the conversation, he didn't continue. He said "oh", he couldn't stand the silence, and seeing that Liu Wu was in a bad mood, he said, "Ask Yao Wang to have dinner together. I'll call the head teacher to ask for dinner." , or let him live with you..." He selfishly didn't want Yao Wang to occupy Liu Wu's time.

Liu Wu suddenly smiled and turned to look at Hou Yue, teasing him, "Keep talking!"

Hou Yue cursed, "Damn!" He just didn't want to!how!

The person who couldn't bear to be teased exploded into a chow lion in a second: "You two sleep! If you don't go, you are a son!"

Liu Wu called out "Dad" very uncooperatively.

"Tch!" Hou Yue held the steering wheel, and the corners of his mouth pulled to the back of his ears in a smile.

Liu Hong's house was not occupied all the year round, and the house was covered with dust cloth and covered with white flowers. Hou Yue wanted to call the cleaning to clean it up, but Liu Wu stopped him.

Locking the door to pick up Yao Wang, Liu Wu closed the door and said, "Someone is cleaning up, don't worry about it, go eat first, you've been yelling hungry all the way, if you don't eat anymore, will you chew me halfway later?"

Hou Yue lowered his head and gnawed on his shoulder through the down jacket: "It's not a day or two since you want to eat, let's do it, you have to get used to it as soon as possible."

The two leaned against each other in the elevator, Liu Wuyi licked his lips, and said with a flirtatious tone, "I'm sorry, I'm very used to it, and I'm looking forward to it."

Hou Yue was no longer hungry, his lower abdomen tightened, and he directly shrank his empty stomach back. He quickly stretched out his fingers to pinch the tip of Liu Wu's tongue that was licking his lips. He was a step too late, and poked his fingertips on Liu Wu's teeth, retaliation: "You know you have A lot..." owe|what are you doing?The last three words are also mouth shapes.

"Ding!" The elevator went to the first floor, and the two stood up straight with a "chuckle". When Hou Yue withdrew his hand, he deliberately scratched the corner of Liu Wu's mouth, and retracted his finger and put it into his mouth.

A family of three came in from outside the elevator, the man was holding a loli, the little loli snickered while covering her mouth with one hand, and pointed at Hou Yue with the other: "Brother, shame on you, you're so big, you'll eat your fingers!"

Hou Yue, who was licking his fingers: "..." Death!

Loli's mother blushed and quickly apologized to the two of them.

Liu Wule died, and smiled to the little Lolita and said, "Okay, let me tell you about him!"

The car drove to Yao Wang's boarding school, and Hou Yue yelled while driving: "Still laughing! It's not over! Laugh again and throw you down!"

When Liu Wu turned his head and saw him, he wanted to laugh, not because the monkey sucked his fingers and got caught by Lolita, but partly because he wanted to laugh when he saw Hou Yue blown into a chow lion, it was so cute!

Yao Wang was led by the head teacher to the main entrance, and when he saw Hou Yue from a distance, Yao Wang had no expression on his face, and pursed the corners of his mouth as if he had smiled.

Hou Yue thanked the teacher and led them away.He has always insisted on leading Yao Wang across the zebra crossing. After all, Yao Wang is just a child in his opinion, and he is much shorter than his peers, but Yao Wang has always repelled him from doing so. It is awkward for the two of them to cross the road together. Hou Yue is like a human trafficker who abducts children.

Liu Wu was sitting in the car, smiling with his lips curled up. Hou Yue like this can warm people up.Yao Wang's repulsion is just unacceptable, just like him, once Yao Wang falls into Hou Yue's encirclement, no matter how far he goes in the future, he will remember such a warm person in his life.

Hou Yue opened the back door and said to Yao Wang, "Go to the back seat."

Yao Wang was holding onto the back seat with both hands, but when he saw that there was another person in the back seat, he was stunned, "Brother..."

Liu Wu stretched out his hand to drag him into the car, and seeing Hou Yue gasp on his hands after closing the door, Liu Wu asked, "Both of you don't have gloves?"

Hou Yue started the car, "Gloves? Why..." He wanted to ask why he was wearing gloves, but when he remembered that he hadn't bought gloves, scarves and hats for Yao Wang this winter, he felt ashamed, as if he had been questioned by a parent who had been entrusted to him. Similarly, Yao Wang turned around and rushed to the back seat and said, "I'm sorry little one, I'll buy it for you after dinner."

Yao Wang looked at Liu Wu without blinking, and could not hear what the two of them said at all.

As soon as Liu Wu heard this, he also knew that Hou Yue's thinking was wrong. He bent down to look at Yao Wang, his two faces were parallel and said, "Call me brother." He grabbed Yao Wang's hair, which was short and neat. The small version of Hou Yue has a clean face and a light smell on his body.

"……elder brother."

"Well, so there is no mute."

Hou Yue: "..." Will you coax children?

Yao Wang: "...No, I'm not dumb, I, I just finished class, no, I've been out of class for a while, I, I play games with my roommate, wash socks... bro~~ woo woo woo~~~ Where have you been? ?" He stuttered and put together a sentence, but he couldn't get it out after all, and wept with a wow.

Liu Wu hugged Yao Wang and cried all the way to Haitang Court, which is the neighbor of [-] Bar.

Hou Yue took Liu Wu to other restaurants, always afraid that it would be the same as before, maybe a bunch of black suits would appear from some corner at any time, chasing them and shouting to kill them.

The car turned off for a while, and the car was getting colder. Liu Wu pushed Yao Wang to get up, raised his head and said to Hou Yue, "Just like you, we cry first when we meet."

Hou Yue's eyes were bigger than a thief's. Because Yao Wang didn't curse, he held back: "You call it a personal attack!"

Liu Wu readily nodded and admitted: "Indeed, I have wanted to attack you for a long time."

Hou Yue, who understood in seconds, was dumbfounded: "..." You rascal, you won!

The three of them got out of the car, went upstairs, and went straight to Fatty Geng's family dining room.

Yao Wang went to wash his hands before dinner, and Hou Yue whispered to Liu Wu, "You coax the little one, and he will talk about you when I go back. The total time we have been together is not a book. There are a lot of extra chapters in the novel, and he doesn't bother me when I tell one thing ten or eight times."

Liu Wu looked at the thin figure standing on tiptoe in front of the washbasin, and said thoughtfully: "Hou Yue is not lacking in coaxing, but he is insecure, and coaxing too many insecure people is counterproductive. Let me go with him in summer." Said that I called him on the morning of the first of every month, but I didn't call, no matter how coaxed this matter, he would not believe it, even if he said it, he always felt abandoned."

Hou Yue was at a loss for words, indeed Yao Wang gave people the feeling that he was always on guard against being abandoned, and also gave people a feeling that he was abandoned as it should be.

Liu Wu turned to stare at Hou Yue's dazed eyes, and brushed his eyebrows with his fingertips: "What we don't have is what you have." A complete family, enviable relatives, friends, studies, even career, family Background and so on, this is something neither he nor Yao Wang has. Hou Yue is his other side, and he takes it for granted that Hou Yue should be pampered, spoiled, and coaxed, "So you need to be coaxed, I will coax you You, you take Yao Wang with you to give him a sense of security."

Hou Yue and them complement each other so well, they are so well matched.

Young master Hou understood in no time, that's how the heart is used. It's rare that he didn't blow up his hair and scold others: "Am I... Oh, forget it, you're unlucky!" Hou Yue, who never lacked anything since he was a child, didn't know that he had a bad temper. There are many things.

Liu Wu held his hand and nodded: "Well, you are blind, I'm unlucky, otherwise I can't explain such a wicked couple."

Hou Yue's heart is sweet, and he recognizes this description!

When Yao Wang came back, Hou Yue quickly pulled his hands away, but Liu Wu's grip was even tighter.

Hou Yue didn't understand. He turned his head and looked at him to signal him to let go. Liu Wu said bluntly, "Sooner or later, he will have a choice."

Before Yao Wang sat down, Fatty Geng came in with the waiter who served the food. As soon as he entered the room, he yelled: "Rare customer! Rare customer! This meal is my treat!" Hou Yue called and said to bring Liu Wu to dinner tonight, Fatty Geng Kidney pain all afternoon, now I just want to lie down and pretend to be dead.

Hou Yue turned his head and rolled his eyes when he saw Fatty Geng's cheap smile.

Liu Wu: "Brother Geng."

Fatty Geng was taken aback. Liu Wu used to be a waiter in [-], and several waiters called him that. Now he felt his liver tremble when he heard him, so he smiled embarrassingly and shouted: "Brother Wu."

Liu Wu pursed his lips and smiled, Hou Yue rolled his eyes up and couldn't pull them down.

When Fatty Geng saw Yao Wang, he touched his face: "Hey! Hou Yue, your son."

Hou Yue slapped his dog's paw away: "Don't blindly touch your dick."

Yao Wang was dragged around and finally sat next to Liu Wu.

When Fatty Geng saw that the dishes were served, he poured wine and wanted to toast, Hou Yue hurriedly slapped the table: "Brother! Are you free and want to make trouble?" Toast to a fart!This grandson also toasts to the elders every year and festival, which is a confession of Liu Wu!

Fatty Geng was in a dilemma for a while, Liu Wu was indeed not someone he could get in touch with, and he was also someone he didn't want to get in touch with, but this evil spirit was already sitting here, and he toasted to hope that the weather would be good all year round.

Black and white never go hand in hand, even though his white name is well-known in Jin City, he is really afraid of this black devil at this time!

Seeing that Hou Yue was unhappy, Liu Wu took a cup of hot tea for Hou Yue and Yao Wang, until he got up to pour tea for Fatty Geng, Fatty Geng jumped up as if he had been electrified by a chair, holding the teacups with both hands Pass it to the edge of the tea spout.

Liu Wu pursed his lips, didn't smile, and took Fatty Geng's teacup, the tea soup was green and white, and half a cup of tea was handed to Fatty Geng again, Liu Wucai said, "Brother Geng, it's just as good as before." , this monkey," he pinched Hou Yue's shoulder, "will blow its hair."

Hou Yue folded his arms and leaned on the back of the chair, just quietly watching these two people put on a set of Tai Chi Ba Gua Zhang.

When Fatty Geng heard that Hou Yue was about to blow his hair, he sounded the alarm: "Don't! A thousand gifts for the signature dessert of Begonia Court, shortbread with begonia flowers..." He backed away from the door while nagging.

Hou Yue blinked twice quickly, what? !

a family of three? !

Hou Yue watched Fatty Geng rushing out the door, Erkang stretched out his hand: "You..." Make it clear before leaving!

Liu Wu picked up food for Yao Wang, and started laughing again at the bone china plate. Yao Wang looked at his expression and laughed too. After laughing, he asked, "Brother, did the fat man say that the family of three is me, you and him?"

Liu Wu stopped laughing, opened the sealed lunch box, pushed it in front of Yao Wang, and asked, "Who is he?"

Yao Wang stopped chewing, thinking that Liu Wu might be upset, and stammered, "I, I called him Brother Monkey, but he refused to call him, saying it was my father..."

Liu Wu: "...Just call me Brother, Brother Monkey sounds very nice. Eat chicken wings, made by Grandpa Monkey, snatched from your Brother Monkey's mouth."

Hou Yue bumped him with his elbow: "You are the boss, he is the second son, and he has meat to eat with Dad."

Liu Wu stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, and squinted at him: "You also ate meat last night, why am I not your father?"

Hou Yue stagnated: "..." You are shameless and you have won again!

Hou Yue sighed to himself that this kind of shameless behavior was not as good as it was, and more than that, there was a shameless difference between him and Liu Wu!

After the meal, Hou Yueshun left Fatty Geng's car with the reason: "The boss requisitioned this car, and there must be no objection, otherwise it will be dragged out and beaten to death with sticks."

Fatty Geng saw his baby being taken away, his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, and intestines all ached, and he shivered in the north wind from the pain.

Hou Yue drove a car, Liu Wu took Yao Wang to drive a car, and drove to the village near Jingtang Port to pick up the other seven people.

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