Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Next to the [-] Bar is a private restaurant, Haitang Garden, a vegetarian restaurant that is well-known in the local area. The owner is what Hou Yue calls "Uncle Brother", and he is closely related to Hou Yue's grandma's family.

The name of "Brother Brother" is straightforward, and the image of this person is completely in line with the big white goose that Zhou Mengchang hangs in his mouth. Except for the wrong gender, he is right everywhere.A fat man who is tender and white, with a weak literary style, and the only one who is fat and looks delicate is Fatty Geng.This person walked up the stairs, and anyone who saw him wanted to go up and shake off his horseshoe sleeves and reach out to help him.

"Brother! You have black eyes and blue eyes, and you have a lot of kidney deficiency!" Hou Yue leaned his elbows on the wall, eating five yuan pancakes with tenderloin and eggs, showing the elegance of a French breakfast.

The fat man came down from the second floor slowly with panting in three steps and resting in five steps. He was dressed in a pure white Tai Chi suit with buckles, with light ink and green bamboo slanting up the front, wearing the bones of immortality, but the person covered in the clothes did not live up to expectations. It is estimated that I owed a lot at night.

Hou Yue bit his tenderloin and said "hey hey" and let out a ton, the green bamboo in the double-breasted gown was bent by the fat man's belly.What is tall and tough, Fatty Geng has to bend twice, only a little, this person's sexual orientation is as straight as a green bamboo.

Standing upright in the middle of the stairs, he pointed at Hou Yue with his fat white hand, threatening people with a force in his hypocrisy: "Boy! Don't talk to me, don't let me be a vegetarian, someday let me listen to you calling early in the morning again, it's not a pot You can't do it!"

After Hou Yue ate the sesame seed cake tenderloin and eggs in a few bites, he threw the bag into the trash can and started eating the bacon quiche again.

Fatty Geng stared. He thought that share belonged to him, and asked with trembling hands, "You, you, mine?"

Hou Yue took a bite of the omelette, no lettuce?Liar! ! !

The bacon omelet was dropped into the bag, and the bag and the omelet were handed to the fatter man, "I tried it, it's not poisonous, eat it bro!"

Geng Zhi lost his balance and almost fell down the stairs.

Hou Yue saw that it would take him an hour or so to get to the first floor, so he hung the bag up the stairs and walked straight to the monitoring computer, "Go downstairs slowly, don't worry, as long as the employees go to work at nine o'clock, they can reach the first floor .”

Fatty Geng: "I will see your grandma another day, and I have to sue you..."

Hou Yue took it decisively: "I see your grandma another day, and I have to sue you. The boss is not young, doesn't marry a wife, and has kidney deficiency. I really think my grandma and your grandma dare not prepare a battalion of reserve soldiers for you!"

Fatty Geng almost didn't fall headlong. He was about the same age as Liu Hong, both in their 30s and eligible for marriage.Liu Hong has been forced to marry by his own mother and forced him to leave his hometown, leaving him alone to be abused by his own mother, dragging girls into a group...

Hou Yue sat in front of the computer and tinkered for a while before he found the backyard surveillance. He has a class today, and the surveillance can only be watched on the phone, "Brother, the key."

The fat man finally arrived on the first floor. He was eating the bacon quiche that Hou Yue gnawed, and muttered, "I'm your uncle."

Hou Yue raised his head and wanted to scold, opened his mouth and swallowed it back, and entered the full spelling of "I am your uncle" on the key in disbelief.

"Fuck! I really want to be an uncle even in my dreams!"

"Then look... eh? Why are you watching the backyard surveillance? Someone has entered the bar?"

Hou Yue intercepted the monitoring from midnight to five in the morning, copied it into his mobile phone, got up and went out, and said, "When I get back from school, I'll bring you a bottle of good wine. My uncle Taoteng came here. No one came in. I'm in the basement." I put a batch of wine in it, so don’t worry, I’ll install another one tomorrow, but before installing it, I’ll copy yours first..." Hou Yue finished fooling Fatty Geng, and went out.

Don't look at Fatty Geng's kidney deficiency is common, but people are as smart as monkeys who go out!If it doesn't work out, it's a goblin with kidney deficiency.After Hou Yue copied the surveillance, Geng Zhi didn't see which part was copied, but he could watch all the videos from the backyard last night.

Hou Yue pushed open the door, stood at the door and shouted into the shop, "You! Go to school!"

Zuo You annoyed Hou Yue early in the morning, and almost emptied his hair. He wore a big loose T-shirt, big pants, and pulled a pair of canvas shoes. He came out of the locker room with his eyes closed and scolded: "Fuck|Your second uncle!" Hou Yue! I'm fucking resigning!"

Boss Hou's employees always rebelled, turning around and going out as if they were commonplace, as if it had nothing to do with him.

Zuo You yawned and opened the door of the co-pilot, only to find a monkey sitting on the co-pilot with earphones watching his cell phone,... this day is unbearable!

"Bang!" The door slammed shut, and the phone in Hou Yue's hand trembled.

Not long after Zuo You got his driver's license, he was commonly known as a road killer, and now he had the idea of ​​dying with Boss Hou, the car drove like a bumper car, but the person with the earphones didn't notice it at all.

The video fast-forwarded until more than three in the morning, when Hou Yue saw Liu Wu's figure.

In the dark narrow alleys, after 12 o'clock in the morning, there are fewer and fewer people entering and exiting the narrow alleys of the back streets. From [-] to [-] o'clock, whether it is bars, restaurants, or cafes, they are closed.

The person who came out from the back door of [-] looked very similar to Liu Wu, but his movements were very strange.

However, Hou Yue knew that this ghostly figure was Liu Wu.

It's just that it doesn't look like it came from a person at all with his usual gestures when receiving people and things and some actions that he has done several times.

Hou Yue touched the back of his neck, and the tailbone started to feel cold a little bit upwards.

In the darkness, this black figure resembling Liu Wu was more like another person after a split personality, but he had to admit that they were the same person.

The sparks from the cigarette butts in the dark alley were the only light, just enough to illuminate the person below the eyes, and it was only a faint light.

With his head slightly tilted and a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, Hou Yue felt that this figure was more of a sinister than handsome figure. The hands waving in the air and the very faint light reflected from the nails all carried a dangerous aura.

Hou Yue thought, he had to give Fatty Geng a bottle of good wine. The surveillance in the backyard of Haitang Garden was very clear, magnified several times, and it was not blurry.

The person who hung up the phone slowly crouched under the wall, as if smiling upwards, because the reflection of the teeth under the lips was brighter than that of the nails.

When the screen of the poor 2G mobile phone went dark, it was almost impossible to see anything on the screen, only a mass of blackness at the base of the wall, and a little light of fire at the foot. cigarette.

After the car parked in the school parking lot, Zuo You turned around and stretched his head to look at Hou Yue's cell phone. On the pitch-black screen, there was only a light spot the size of a pinhead shaking slightly.

Hou Yue turned his head and pinched his eyebrows, pushed Zuo You's face away and said, "Don't be so blind!"

Zuo You turned around and got off the car: "Tch~! I'll take a seat first."

Hou Yue let out a "hmm", rubbed his blurred eyes and continued to look.

This man is so fucking insane!

Squatting from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] am and still not going back to sleep? !

The video didn't fast-forward, and Hou Yue spent a big class time watching the surveillance video without missing a minute.Lie on the back of the chair with eyebrows held together, close your eyes, in front of you is the group of people nestled at the base of the wall in the darkness, smoking one cigarette after another...

The more Hou Yue thought about it, the more depressed he became, he raised his leg and kicked on the console, cursing, "I'm sick!"

Not sick what?

In the middle of the night without sleeping, squatting at the base of the wall to play, squatting for two hours at a time, smoking as if to inhale air!

The co-pilot's door opened, and fresh air entered the compartment. Hou Yue didn't feel comfortable in his chest, but it became more and more congested and uncomfortable.

He never pretended to be sentimental, but Liu Wu looked for two hours in the direction of his living room or bedroom window on the second floor, he was sure, very sure!

Moreover, when he was flirting with Begonia, Liu Wu's expression on the video showed that he was obviously frightened.

But... why?

Hou Yue grabbed two handfuls of messy hair and caught a glimpse of his sleeves, only to realize that he came to school in pajamas!

Calling others sick, in fact, he himself is as far away from being crazy as a set of pajamas.

In the middle of the night, in the back streets and alleys, who is Liu Wu calling?

This person is a mystery. His unknown identity and deliberately concealed information show that he is a walking danger.

In addition, Qingchen's split-personality behavior can be called a horror.

Hou Yue remembered that he had been sleeping on the sofa from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] in the morning, stretched out, gritted his teeth and snored, and didn't even lock the door. The lights in the room were on when he slept, and turned off when he woke up. .

A sense of fear suddenly rose in my heart!

Does this count as lure wolves into the house?

What's more, he also has crazy thoughts about this seemingly harmless wolf that is actually dangerous and uncontrollable!

The car started and drove towards the city center.

After catching up on sleep, Xiao Er and Liu Wu stood on the steps in front of the bar, pulled out a water pipe, and washed the steps and sidewalks in front of the door.

Xiaoer muttered while working: "Drunkenness is the best test of a person's bottom line of behavior and morality." He wore an anti-smog mask on his face.

There is a path more than one meter wide between every two western-style buildings on this road.A row of junipers was planted on the path between [-] and Haitang Garden. In early summer, the pine trees were green, but the smell of pine branches couldn't cover up the smell of urine and vomit.

After rushing through the water once, Xiao Er couldn't stand it and ran to the side of the road, squatting on the curb and would rather inhale the car exhaust than rush again.

Liu Wu picked up the water hose and flushed it a second time.For him, this job is the most decent, cleanest, and safest job he has ever had.

These so-called moral bottom lines are acceptable to him. Compared with Seven Cripples or Yao Wang's grandfather, these people can be regarded as rude and lacking in quality at best.

"It's stabbed!!!" Hou Yue always rushed to scrap tires when he stopped the car.

Xiaoer blocked his ears and eyes with his index fingers, and twisted his face into eighteen folds of a Goubuli bun, "Boss, can I apply for work-related injury?"

Hou Yue reached out and grabbed the roof of the car and jumped out of the car. His movements were handsome, but he wasted his way out of the car in cartoon fat pajamas. "No, dismiss it!...Come in!"

When Liu Wu turned his head, Hou Yue's face was gloomy, and he didn't even look at him.He was a different person than when he left in the morning, his heart suddenly sank, and his heart seemed to be unhinged, hitting his stomach.How many years have you not felt this way?Apart from walking and running non-stop, he has almost no extra emotions. This kind of emotion or this kind of mood is really not a good thing for him.

If one person's every move, every frown and every move can touch another person's nerves, this situation can be interpreted into two situations, one is gratifying, and the other is a warning of danger.

He doesn't want to believe either!

Hou Yue and Xiao Er entered the office one after the other.

"What time did you close last night?"

Xiao Er took off his mask: "It's less than three o'clock, do you need me to check the exact time?"

Hou Yue waved his hands, pinching the center of his eyebrows became his main exercise today, a pair of crescent moons were pinched between his handsome eyebrows, he thought for a while and said, "Who are the people who live in the store all the time?"

Xiao Er: "Fifth Brother and Zuo You, I will stay after closing at three o'clock. Xiao Si's family lives nearby and never stays. What's the matter, boss?"

Hou Yue leaned forward and asked, "Is it necessary to install a surveillance probe at the back door?"

Xiao Er thought about it for a while and said, "It's not necessary. Our wine is all in the basement. It's hard for anyone to get in except you and me. The back door is usually closed, and customers never leave. It's..."

Hou Yue shook his head: "No, I was too worried." He also couldn't say that in order to monitor someone, he mobilized the public security surveillance.

He thought that if the monitoring was installed, Liu Wu would probably never go to the back streets and alleys to make phone calls in the future, and would squat in the corner instead.

The inexplicable conversation ended, and Hou Yue went upstairs to change clothes and go back to school.

He secretly thought, at most, he would catch up on sleep in the first half of the night, and wake up in the second half of the night, to see if he could meet Liu Wu on the phone.

The car parked again and entered the same parking space. Zuo You and Zhou Meng leaned against the same tree. They both had the same expression on their faces, holding back their smiles and raising their eyebrows, as much as they wanted.

Hou Yue might very much agree that he is a monkey in his heart, otherwise how could he explain why he had to grab the roof of the car and jump off when he got off the car.

Zhou Meng gave a "tsk", tilted his head in the direction of Zuoyou, and deliberately said in a voice that Hou Yue could hear: "Look, the idiot is coming!"

Zuo You said "Hey!", "Why did you change?"

Hou Yue was taken aback for a moment, then kicked one leg back, making a gesture to charge.

Before he could rush out, the two people leaning on the tree trunk ran away first.

Hou Yue roared: "You fucking saw me in pajamas, don't remind me!"

Zuo You yelled while running: "You act like a psycho every day, who the hell knows if you watched some stupid show... Awww!"

Hearing Zuo You's scream, Zhou Meng felt an inexplicable pain in his buttocks.

In fact, it is not an illusion, Brother Hou second upper body, although he does not have a golden cudgel, but he is willing to use it for killing two enemies and hurting one ass.

Jumping up and kicking out with both legs, Zuo You and Zhou Meng were kicked in the buttocks alone, and they moved coquettishly and coquettishly, in exchange for Brother Monkey's buttocks landing on the ground in a free fall.

"Ooooooooo!!!"

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