Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Dragging his body that seemed to have been soaked in freshly squeezed lemon juice, he moved to the sofa, and the moment he fell straight, Hou Yue burped loudly in satisfaction.

"Hi~~~!" The sound is long and strong, and the lingering sound lingers for three days!

If you give him a twist now, maybe you can squeeze out a pinch of lime juice.After working hard for more than two hours in the gym, his tired muscles and bones were sore and sore, before he could get his wandering thoughts back on track. As a result, a plate of fried noodles directly turned him into a stupid roe deer.

Hou Yue kept his silly smile and fell asleep within a few seconds.

In the narrow alleys of the three or four meter wide back streets, light blue flames lit up "pop", while the thin white smoke curled up gracefully while shaking, the flames flickered like beans, followed by the movement of hands in the darkness. Dao light arc.

In the deep and dark narrow alley, a slender figure was leaning against the wall in a half-bow shape, with the toes and the outstretched forehead leveled up and down in a line.

The light blue flame burned smaller and smaller until it disappeared into the frozen air.

Then a screen the size of two thumbs lit up, and the button was muted. After a string of numbers was broadcast, it rang and hung up. After a few minutes, another string of numbers was dialed.

With half a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, one hand is pressed against the wall obediently, and the other hand is holding the mobile phone close to the ear. The light from the screen is reflected on a cold face, like a sleepless ghost living in this deep and narrow alley.

"I want to go back." The voice was deliberately suppressed to the lowest level, and the voice was scattered in the frozen air, "now."

The person on the other side of the phone said succinctly: "No, now is not the time."

"How long will it take?" When the lips moved, the light of the cigarette butt danced up and down in the darkness, lively and restrained.

The person on the opposite side paused for a moment, then asked with a "hum", "How long do you want to live?"

"Bah!" The cigarette butt drew a beautiful arc of light in the air, fell to the foot of the wall at the other end of the narrow alley, and hit the wall with a "boom" sound, "If you asked me that way yesterday, I would have said Their ability..."

The person opposite sneered, interrupted and asked, "What's the matter today? What's different about you at three o'clock in the morning?"

The palms attached to the wall exerted force, propping up the wall and bouncing up the body. The tall and slender figure walked from one end of the narrow alley to the other.It was only three or four meters wide, and after walking for nearly half a minute, he turned around and leaned against the wall, looking up at a point. In the thick black night, except for the sky full of stars, these eyes were the brightest.

"Three in the morning," he repeated, "how long do you think they'll live?"

The person opposite suddenly raised his voice and shouted: "Don't mess around!"

"Isn't it wrong, brother? I'm the one who messed around? Is it too objective for you to imagine me, no, you and me?"

"What are you going to do? Tell me! Don't mess around!"

Taking a deep breath of the cool air in the early summer morning, there is an elegant fragrance of flowers in the air, "I, you, ... and the dead one are just tools dominated by the old guy's subjective consciousness, if you want to stay, just stay ,I gotta go……"

The man on the other side of the phone growled in a low voice: "I don't want to! Fuck you! I don't want to!"

"Beep beep..."

This call ended without a problem.

"Hehe!" The person leaning against the wall let out intermittent cold laughter, and slowly squatted down to the base of the wall, with the cigarette butt he dropped just now at his feet, burning endlessly until now .

He fumbled in his pocket, took out a cigarette, and pinched a pair of cigarette butts on the ground. The light smoke rose again, but this time it was all greedily sucked into the lungs, and the loss in the air was pitiful.

One by one, from the dark night to the early dawn, the smell of smoke is always mixed with a few wisps of elegant floral fragrance.

Two rows of two- to four-story bungalows are built facing each other, and the narrow alley is sandwiched between the two backs.

The main entrance of [-] Bar faces west, and the back faces east. The morning sun has plated a layer of gold on the windows on the second floor, shining brightly.

The bright reflection on the glass window is refracted into the eyes of the people who are looking up at the bottom of the wall. There is a smile and expectation on the decadent face that has not slept all night.

He finally found the source of the fragrance of the flowers. In the backyard of the western-style building next to [-], there was a nearly three-story crabapple tree. The flowering period was approaching, and the unfallen flowers were dangling on the branches.Begonia branches slanted out of the two-meter-high wall and stretched straight out of the window where he was staring.

The smile became stronger, and the crescent eyes slowly curved.He thought, even flowers know that Xiangyang is beautiful!

"Hoohoo!"

In life, there are always more surprises than surprises!

The window on the second floor of the bar was slapped open with two rough palms, wishing to blow two windows of the glass.

"Ahhh!!!" Hou Yue's lazy waist stretched so unprofessionally, the hem of his pajamas was so long that he stretched directly above his ribs, the movements were not in place, and he needed to be accompanied by trembling sounds that disturbed the neighbors.

The person squatting at the base of the wall froze for a moment, and stood there dumbfounded. The cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth shook, and a long piece of ash fell directly onto the arm resting on his knees.

After Hou Yue was lazy, he began to flirt with the crabapple tree who was older than him again. Holding the wooden window frame with one hand, he leaned half of his body out of the window, and with the other hand, he clamped the closest one as if holding a cigarette. The pink and tender crabapple flower, the shameless "Baji" leaned up and kissed it, squinted his eyes, and said slyly: "Eh? Little cutie, tell me, what happened to this night, isn't the smell right?" After finishing speaking Without permission, he leaned forward and gave another "baji" mouth, smashed his mouth and said, "Huh? Hehe! You are not good, little cutie! Stealing behind my back..."

From the corner of the eye, Hou Yue caught a glimpse of the diagonally diagonal wall. Hou Yue shook his hand holding the flower, and cursed, "Damn!!!" The other arm bent uncontrollably. I'm about to fall down.

The person squatting at the base of the wall suddenly got up, and rushed to the window like a rocket launcher, reaching out to catch it.

Hou Yue's upper body had already vacated out of the window frame, and his lower body caught something in the room. He swung his arms in circles, like a propeller, and he was shaken by himself and flew up.

"Wow~ I'm~ fuck~!" Hou Yue broke out in a cold sweat.

Liu Wu's two arms have been open since he rushed out. He saw Hou Yue grasping the window frame with both hands before hanging down. His usually cold face was now pale and terrifying, "What are you doing?!"

Hou Yue yelled at him: "I haven't asked your mother what you are doing yet! What are you doing?"

Liu Wu gradually arched his back, lowered his head, put his hands on his knees, and took two quick deep breaths towards the ground.

Hou Yue was startled, turned back and touched something from the window, and threw it at the people downstairs, "Bang!"

Liu Wu instinctively felt the wind blowing over his head, he bent his elbow to block it, and was hit by a soft thing, it didn't hurt or itch, the linen cloth surface rubbed against his elbow and slid to the back of his hand, causing a layer of rubbing all over his body Goosebumps, and being blown by the morning wind, it was almost like a rubella, and it was itchy all over the body.

He grabbed the corner of the pillow with his backhand, so as not to let Xiao En the lamb's pillow fall to the ground.

Hou Yue's stomach was lying on the wooden window frame, and his upper body hung down outside the window, just like a humanoid clothes hanging to dry on the clothes rail.

"Hey! Are you scared? How dare you!"

Liu Wu straightened up, Xiao En the lamb was holding a pillow under his arm, revealing a black velvet sheep's head outside, looking as miserable as if he had been executed, "You know it's scary, even if you jump off a building, you should be molested Flower jumping off a building, is it your turn?"

Hou Yue's upper body swayed deliberately, trying to be a qualified drying object, automatic without wind, with his own emoji, "Hey hey! Jump a fart! I was frightened by you, why are you squatting under the wall? "

Liu Wu looked at the messy curly hair lazily fluffing into fried hair in the morning light of Dongsheng. It seemed casual, but it had the temperament of its owner.

He smiled and waved his hands, and walked to the back door.

"Hey! Let's chat for a while! Please, please have breakfast!" Hou Yue shouted at the top of his voice.

Liu Wu stepped back from the back door step by step until he could see the person hanging on the door frame, "You do?"

Hou Yue stared in horror, and tentatively asked: "Do you eat?" In fact, he wanted to ask if you dare to eat?

Liu Wusiao understood, nodded, raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, let's buy it then!"

Hou Yue turned his hand back and took out his phone from nowhere, and said shamelessly, "The money will be transferred to you. I want a set of sesame seed cakes with tenderloin and eggs, and another set of eggs with bacon...what's the matter?"

Liu Wu folded his arms, raised his head, and felt pain in the back of his neck. He was moving his head three times to the left and three times to the right, and he really wanted to hit someone. This kid made people into a habit. On the other hand, I can't control my legs.

Hou Yue's hand holding the mobile phone lowered a little bit, crossed the top of his hair, and pointed his long arms straight to the ground. He squinted and smiled and said, "This employee, your boss, I don't have your mobile phone number, nor WeChat!"

Liu Wu happened to turn around to the posture of bowing his head. He covered his mouth with a grin, and then raised his head to restore his habitual coolness. He took out a toy-like mobile phone from his pocket and waved it high at Hou Yue.

Hou Yue was dumbfounded, 2G mobile phone? !

"Damn! Did you travel through time?"

Liu Wu was noncommittal, put away his mobile phone, recalled the KTV scene a few months ago, and said: "I don't have WeChat, you can..." After sending the message, he hesitated for a moment, "I will always be here while working in the bar, just call me if I have something to do." ..." The more I talked, the more I couldn't continue, bit my lower lip and said, "I left a phone number on my resume, but you threw it away."

Hou Yue hung on the window frame, his face was flushed with blood, and he looked annoyed, "Damn!" He pointed at Liu Wu's face with both index fingers, where Liu Wu moved, he pointed, "Hide your sister!" ! You liar! Your phone number is empty...Damn it!"

Liu Wu was stunned when he was scolded suddenly, and then he laughed. The person who had feelings called him on his cell phone.

Hou Yue was like a tortoise, the tortoise shrank its head and closed the window with a bang.

Liu Wu carried two breakfasts, took a few steps up the stairs, went up to the second floor, slowly slowed down, stood in front of the door for a while, raised his hand to knock on the door, then hung the breakfast bag on the doorknob, turned and went downstairs.

Hou Wugui didn't want to eat breakfast at the moment, and was always in a state of wonder. The soles of the slippers were thin when walking in the bedroom with his hands behind his back, and he didn't think about why people who worked overnight shifts at five o'clock in the morning had to squat against the wall?

Such a self-improving liar!

A hand knife can knock the old rascal Zhang Jun unconscious.

A person who is passionate about promotional work of all kinds.

A man who knows how to hangover with a double concentrate.

A man who can drive, cook noodles, take care of children, and... seems like a man who can do everything.

Why no ID card?

Why use 2G mobile phones?

Why……

Hou Yue wanted to go to have breakfast with his grandma early in the morning, but he was entangled into a ball of wool, the composition was complicated, the more entangled, the bigger, the more curious, almost did not give himself a mental illness .

"Ah!!!" Hou Wugui yelled while sitting on the ground. After yelling, he took out his cell phone and made a call.

Hou Yuecheng spread out large characters on the floor: "Brother..."

The other party was sonorous and forceful, and replied mercilessly: "Brother, what brother! Call me uncle!"

Hou Yue bared his teeth: "Brother, are you up yet?"

My elder brother seemed to be impotent, and his momentum suddenly weakened, as if the sonorous force just now was an illusion, "Master, you are so tall! The alley you yelled early in the morning is uneasy, and the deaf ones make you yell, go to sleep .”

Hou Yue laughed silly twice: "Brother, the backyard of Haitang Garden, are you under surveillance?"

"Ah."

"I'll go to your place and come back with a copy in a while. Go to sleep, good night, no, good morning, don't always masturbate early in the morning, are you worthy of the morning light! Bye!" Hou Yue hurriedly hung up the phone before the person on the other side was startled, After a carp straightened up, facing the rising sun, it made a pose similar to Bruce Lee's "Ah! Hit!"

There really is something right about the idiots!

Wearing pajamas, he rushed out the door, and the moment the door opened, two bags of hot things fell on his feet with a "slap", Hou Yue let out a "wow", jumped up and hit his head on the top of the door frame, and screamed again, "Ah~~! "

Now not only the whole alley is unsafe, but now even the night shift sleepers in the bar are also unsafe.

When Xiao Wu ran up to the second floor, he saw Hou Yue covering his head with one hand and rubbing his feet with the other. His face was contorted and his posture was pretty graceful.

Zuo You rubbed his eyes and walked upstairs and said, "Yue! I miss you more and more every day!"

Xiao Er lay at the corner of the stairs and yawned and muttered, "It's a crime! Who can accept this evildoer!"

Hou Yue closed his eyes and gritted his teeth: "Which idiot plotted against me?!"

Liu Wu got closer and wanted to laugh more, so he supported Hou Yue and said, "I bought it earlier..."

Hou Yue shook his arm, looked up at the person and said "Ah!", not knowing what to say, looked down at the two bags spread on the ground, pointed to the bags and pointed to Liu Wu.

Liu Wu nodded.

Hou Yue was in no condition for a second. He picked up the bag and walked downstairs, pretending to be calm and asking: "Seed cake tenderloin and eggs?"

Liu Wu followed behind him, glanced at the messy cow licking curly hair on the back of his head, and said, "Yes!"

Boss Hou pretended to be forceful to the end: "Bacon quiche with lettuce?"

Liu Wu pursed his lips happily: "Added."

Hou Yue: "..." I happened to walk to the first floor, and then it blew out the front door like a wind, into the small western-style building next door, and yelled, "Brother! Brother! Wake up and eat breakfast!"

The author has something to say:

Yesterday I lost the lottery in a trance, but the last chapter has been waiting for a high-level trial, and the leave note was hung on the top of the copy and on Weibo.

There is no second update today, and if there is a second update someday, we will inform you in advance.

Stick to one more 19:00