Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

"Hahahahaha, have you ever heard the story about the lazy wife eating cake?"

"No! Don't listen! Don't eat!"

"Once upon a time, there was a man whose wife was very lazy. When the man was going on a long trip, he baked a piece of cake for his wife and hung it around his neck. His wife only ate what was on her lips, and was too lazy to turn around. In the end, she starved to death. "

"...Are you encouraging me to puncture this swimming ring?"

"No," Lao Han saw a female minister passing by, and immediately greeted him: "Sister Qian! Do you have a mobile phone?"

The female minister took out her mobile phone and walked this way: "I have it, do you need to take pictures?"

"Come, come, take a picture of the two of us," Lao Han put me with a swimming ring around my neck in front of him, and put his hands on my shoulders, "Hahaha, isn't it like a father taking his son out For play?"

...Why does it have to be father and son? ? ?Can't couples do it? ? ? ?

The female minister happily raised her mobile phone, took a few photos, and said with a satisfied smile to the mobile phone: "You two are really close, you are both so cute."

Yeah?Do you see my cute fish eyes?

Lao Han was very happy: "Hahaha, I think it's cute too!"

Female minister: "...do you want to take photos? The sunset light is nice~"

Old Han smiled and patted my butt: "Chop a fork and show me."

Me: "??? Are you out of your mind? Why am I doing the splits?"

Old Han: "Then spread your legs apart."

Although I didn't understand what this idiot was thinking, I still obediently stood up in big characters.

Then Lao Han suddenly squatted down, stretched his head between my legs, and lifted me up.

Well, it's up.

[Groundhog screams.gif]

"The legs are too short, I'm taller than you when I squat down."

While complaining, Lao Han tried his best to stabilize my legs, but I could only hug his head in panic.

"Fuck, fuck, you two are so gay!!!"

The female minister couldn't do it anymore, she pressed the phone frantically, and asked excitedly: "Can you do it again? I want to record it!!!"

Lao Han smiled and said, "No, Xiao Zhou will be angry."

You fucking know it!

Although I look disgusted on the surface, I am still sexually excited and sweet in my heart. After all, Lao Han's head is rubbing against my something...

I haven't finished the lecture yet, I have to go to the training camp, hey, I must finish this part tomorrow!

39.

Small rice balls under the mountain 23:17

It's even later today.

I broke up with Lao Han.

But I threw those AJs in his dormitory.

I'll try to describe what happened today as objectively as I can, and then I'll go to the beach, maybe a few more days, and I'll finish writing the good bits so far, so let's stop.

The reason for the breakup was that Lao Han watched AV together in their dormitory.

And watch it with him.

Anyway, I feel disgusted whenever I see AV. I don’t disrespect women, but I can’t stand men’s and women’s films. I also know that I can’t stop watching it myself, so I ask others not to watch it. Now that I think about it, I am making trouble for no reason. I should apologize, but Lao Han is quieter without people like me around, so let's just leave it at that.

I've also applied to stay in school. During the winter vacation, I'll prepare well for the competition, and I'll sort out my mood by the way. I'll talk about it later.

This morning, I went to Lao Han's dormitory with my shoebox, and when I entered the door, I heard a woman moaning excitedly.

I froze in place for a few seconds before I saw them all gathered in front of a computer. Old Han was leaning on the ladder, holding a thermos in his hand, staring intently at them.

My anger came up.

I completely lost my mind at that time, and as soon as I put the shoebox on Lao Han's desk, I shouted loudly: "Han Mubo, come out with me!"

Everyone in the room was frightened, after all, they were so engrossed just now.Old Han saw that my face was not looking good, and the smile that had appeared on my face disappeared, and he put down the thermos in a daze, and followed me out the door.

I knew he was behind, so I didn't care about the pace and walked straight forward.

I walked out of the dormitory, passed the garden, passed the street lights, and finally walked into the playground - I don't know where I'm going, I always feel that I should find a quiet place to talk to him - but what are we talking about?

Until Lao Han walked a few steps quickly and pulled me back, he smiled and asked, "I'm not taking a bath today, but running instead? It's okay, it can speed up metabolism."

"You...why do you want to watch AV?"

Old Han was stunned: "What's wrong with watching AV?"

I asked again: "Why do you watch AV?"

"What's wrong with you, Zhou Rui, what's wrong with watching AV? Just enjoy body art together, what else can you do?"

"Then why can't your roommate watch GV? Why did you hit him?"

Old Han's face darkened: "What do you mean? Is there any necessary connection between the two?"

"You can watch what kind of movies you want, but you have to restrict what other people watch, or even do it! Why do you?" The more I said, the more excited I became, and the more I said, the more incoherent I said, "Han Mubo, what are you? You think you look so good The high point is the boss? Everyone else has to listen to you? My roommate is 1.9 meters tall and not as awesome as you! I'm so rude, I'm really convinced, what a fart meal! What's so good with a person like you!"

Lao Han put his hand on my head and I swung it away.

"Zhou Rui, what exactly are you trying to say?" Lao Han squatted down/body up and looked up at me, "I know what you want to express is not this. You want to tell me something else? Calm down and talk calmly, what's the matter?"

Of course I have something else to tell you, I like you so much, I love you so much, I want to be with you every day...

But we are not the same kind of people.

"Han Mubo, I just think AVs are disgusting, and I also think you are disgusting watching AVs." I said with a straight face, "Go back and watch your AVs, I'm going back to the workshop."

Later, Lao Han actually followed me to apologize, and chased me downstairs to the laboratory.

But I don't want to delay him anymore, I know that once it is confirmed that Lao Han is a straight man, sooner or later there will be a heartbreaking day.

I won’t change it today, the story will be finished, and when I calm down, you don’t need to comfort me, this is the price that gays will most likely pay [laughs].

40.

Small rice balls under the mountain 03:16

Sorry everyone, it hasn't been updated for a few days.

The time of being squeezed is getting longer and longer. Basically, we don’t arrive at the dormitory until almost twelve o’clock every day. Fortunately, the dormitory uncle left the door for us. After washing, it usually takes one or two o’clock. If we don’t pay attention, it will be this time.

I have received a lot of comfort from comments and private messages. I am very grateful to everyone for being with me for such a long time, and thank you for tolerating my abnormality as a normal person.I'm much better now, and as a post with certain influence, this post will definitely have a happy ending.Just be a good brother, better than tearing your face like this, isn't it?

Speaking of the day on the beach, after the photo was taken, Lao Han asked the female minister to send the photo to him, and then he kept urging me to go to the sea.

I'm not afraid of water, I just don't want to learn, especially in the sea, if a wave hits me, if I don't pay attention and don't close my mouth, my mouth will be full of bitterness and saltiness immediately. Swimming in this kind of water is purely for sin. anything fun?

Lao Han: "Learning to swim is for self-protection."

Me: "Then I will go home and work in the future. Our home is not near the sea and has no water."

Old Han: "...Hey, you didn't realize that seawater is so salty, but don't aquatic creatures have a salty taste?"

Me: "So?"

Lao Han: "This teaches us that often going to the sea to soak in the sea can make people get out of the mud without getting dirty, and out of the sea without being salty..."

Why is he so cute.

In the end, I went down. Anyway, I was wearing a swimming ring, so my head would not get in the water.Lao Han stood in the knee-high seawater, dragging my swimming ring, really like a father leading a son, telling me when to kick my legs and when to paddle...

I did learn that day, and I swam a few times in the shallow sea, but I have no enthusiasm for swimming. Unlike Lao Han, I went out after a few freestyle strokes and ten meters.

Later we went ashore to take a shower, just in time for a new batch of skewers to be grilled, and played a game of truth or dare while eating, but I can’t remember the place, because Lao Han and I seem to be Didn't get any exciting topics.

The beach got more crowded at night and the tide was high, so we went back to the villa.There are all kinds of chess and cards in the villa, but I am a person who can't play cards. I don't even want to play for the top, so I went to the movie box on the second floor by myself.

My favorite movie is "The Shawshank Redemption". When I was in high school, my parents cut off the network cable at home. The only thing that survived on my computer, except for the photo album, was this old movie.I couldn't understand it at first, but what I didn't expect was that after reading it dozens of times, the more I read it, the more interesting it became, and I got new insights every time.And this kind of famous movie is also easy to find, it is easy to find it on the menu, I turn off the light, then nestle comfortably on the sofa and order the show.

After a while, the door was opened, and a head came in: "Excuse me, sir, do you need popcorn and coke?"

I glanced at Lao Han and waved: "Come in."

Lao Han came in carrying a big bucket of popcorn and grabbing two cans of Coke. The screen was just playing the scene of Andy's student being shot dead by the warden.Old Han Hu was startled, and said: "Damn, you watch such a bloody movie, aren't you afraid you won't be able to sleep at night?"

I shook my head: "I've watched it countless times, I've already gotten used to it, and I know exactly what I'm going to do next."

Lao Han handed me the Coke: "Can you watch this movie countless times? Which part attracts you so much?"

The face of Tim Robbins, of course.

I won't say this kind of answer, I helped him put a cushion, lazy