Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

After staying for two seconds, he took it back.

Lao Han wanted to stop me and told me not to argue with him.

But I was actually so immersed in that warmth that I forgot to speak.

It's a pity that I don't have natural supernatural powers, so I can't pick up the old Princess Han. I can only take his clothes and water cups and follow his teammates to the infirmary.

Of course, that middle-aged man was not unreasonable. Old Han's ankle was fine. After the treatment, he also paid for the medical expenses.

It's just that Lao Han can only lie in bed for two or three days.

"It's great. Our school infirmary has air conditioners."

Lao Han was very optimistic, lying on the bed with a "罒▽罒" expression.

...Why on earth do I like this idiot? ? ?

"Don't worry, it's not a common occurrence to be injured? Look at why those NBA stars get millions of dollars every year. Envy is envy, but it's all prepaid medical expenses!"

"You're not an NBA star."

The old Korean was speechless, and he muttered: "It's not because I'm not tall enough, and I can't learn English well, or else I would have wanted to participate in the draft."

"Long, too, no, enough, tall?"

"...Actually, I don't think a man needs to be tall, 1.6 meters is just right, and a waste like me is only suitable for moving things."

"Humph."

In the next few days, I basically went to deliver meals to Lao Han after class, and then played a black game to pass the time or something.

Thinking about it now, the time to be alone is really more precious than real money.

The teacher is coming soon, I will download it first, and I will update it tomorrow~

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Small rice balls under the mountain 09:56

Beep! ! !

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Not cute! ! ! !

Dad's heart is about to melt! ! !My daughter ah ah ah! ! !

I haven't updated in the past few days, so I would like to say sorry to everyone, I am too busy.Our office originally hosted the robot competition, and I was going to participate in the competition, so we decided to invite teachers from L University and H University to serve as referees, mainly to avoid suspicion.At first, we were afraid that people would not want to travel all the way, but we readily agreed, and we were also very pleasantly surprised.

The kitten has actually been at my house for two days, and I urged my mother to take a photo of the kitten as soon as I was resting.Originally, I wanted to post a post to show off that I also have cats, but I didn't want to show such an idiotic side to my familiar classmates... so I just show it to you!Am I a fan!Kudos to my daughter! ! !

Look at the pinch of hair on the top of her head, does it look like a little black heart... I'm so cute...

Lao Han's foot injury was not serious this time, and he was discharged after staying in the hospital for a day. We also had a meal together, but no one mentioned the topic of "homosexuality", and there was nothing else to say.

Haha, it's so painful, I don't want to hold on anymore...

Maybe one day I want to open up and don't want to torture myself, so let this post sink forever, but don't worry, if there is such a day, I will definitely post it to say goodbye.

Ever since Lao Han was injured that day, we have been in close contact. I remember that on the day his foot injury healed, I invited him to dinner and took a bath.

In May, the student organizations of the entire school were busy, for the graduation parties of each college.Everyone knows that this gala is the last time for the cadres of this year's student union to be on stage, and the opportunity for the promotion of the next reserve cadres. At that time, I, who was extremely disgusted by my seniors and still striving for the top, succumbed to the content of the performance for the opportunity of promotion. .

Can you guess what the show is about?

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That's right, it's an adaptation of Cheerleading.

This time there is also a throwing action, but it doesn't need to be too difficult, but it has been adapted into an entertainment program. After all, the seniors and sisters have graduated, and they want to make their last page of college memories happy.

At that time, when we were thinking about what form of entertainment would make the audience laugh, we racked our brains to no avail. It happened that Lao Han came to see me, and when he heard about it, he boldly proposed:

"How about Pretty Sunset?"

Pointing at me again, he said, "Look, wearing a scarf of red flowers, she is the little old lady Bentai."

That little old lady, Mrs. Ben, made me laugh all afternoon in humiliation.

He also spent all the rehearsal time in humiliation.

However, this chicken has never been a vegetarian, so he secretly sent a message to tell the senior sisters of the foreign relations department of the higher vocational college at that time that Lao Han's height, if he dressed as a woman, would definitely be a strong contrast and cute, and the audience would not buy it, but I would eat it shit.

The seniors laughed like crazy after hearing my description, and happily accepted my proposal. Moreover, the graduates of higher vocational colleges leave school earlier than our college. At that time, everyone was not in a hurry to take the exam, so the senior vocational evening party was very popular. There are so many, densely packed.

So women's clothing Han became famous in our school.

The point is, his makeup looks really good! ! !It is obviously a very masculine and handsome appearance, but the eye makeup is not against the harmony, and the lipstick is put on, my god...it is really super beautiful...

Do you want photos? ?????

Ah ha ha ha ha ha, no give no give!

Not only did I not give it, I also want to say something hateful, I also recorded the video completely!

Although his face is beautiful, don't forget that Lao Han is full of muscles... When he performed on stage, his arms broke his sleeves, and the waves of wolves howling in the audience... and the tidal confession on the WeChat wall ...

Oh, by the way, Lao Han performed a skit that day, playing a woman who misunderstood that her husband had an affair with Auntie Cleaning. No wonder he has such a good relationship with the drama club, he is really talented in acting!

Of course, the chicken is not bad either.

After a week of me bombarding Lao Han with emojis made from photos of him on stage, it was finally the turn of our school’s graduation party.

I just took a picture with my mobile phone, and Lao Han actually called the senior of their advertising major (as mentioned before, the photography skills are very good)!And I specially took my ugly photos... Or 1080P ugly photos...

Have you seen your character?How kind I am, unlike this malicious wolf!

Of course, my performance was also very successful, and there were quite a few people who confessed to me on the WeChat wall.

But compared to the old Han, the taste is a little bit different.

I confessing Lao Han: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Confess my confession: "I would like to ask everyone in the audience, does the buddy who is held up for cheerleading have a boyfriend?"

……

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But that person didn't come after me even after asking! ! !

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Small rice balls under the mountain 23:45

I'm sorry, everyone... I'm really exhausted...

This time, I edited intermittently for a day, because the schedule is too fragmented, and I basically spend all day in the workshop, relying on takeaway to survive.

But I can see Lao Han tomorrow!The weather here is too cold, the weather forecast will snow tomorrow, we are going to go out to have a hot pot meal, and then take a bath, hehe!

I haven’t given him those AJs yet, they’ve been kept in my dormitory, and I’ll show them to him tomorrow for a try.

Remember when I said we were going to the beach?

Everyone should know about daily rental housing, right?When we went to the beach to play, we rented a daily rental house together, a whole villa, super luxurious!

I had a barbecue on the beach during the day, and the sun wasn’t too harsh that day. I didn’t wear sunscreen at first (it’s not that I didn’t want to apply it! I was afraid that others would gossip, so I planned to go to the toilet to apply it secretly!), and then the young ladies who wore sunscreen all hated us. The old man volunteered to contribute sunscreen, so I reluctantly (gao) forced (xing) to apply it on my body.

Speaking of Lao Han, the muscular man is really a visual treat... Lao Han's entire upper body has no hair at all. There is a small amount of hair on the lower abdomen, which goes from the navel down and is hidden in the beach pants, and there are very thick legs on the calf hair……

Ah ah ah ah no, just remembering it makes me hard.

Why is holding the pipa half-hidden most charming?It is because there is room for imagination to make up for it!

A total of more than 50 people went to our three courtyards. The meals for so many people must be prepared separately. The girls are mainly responsible for wearing skewers, and the boys are responsible for grilling. Of course, Lao Han and I are divided into a group~

In the process of our grilling skewers, there are always young ladies who take the opportunity of sending skewers to chat with Lao Han, and then rape his beautiful body.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous!Why can't he wear a turtleneck to the beach?

The two of us baked for more than 20 minutes, and the next group came to change shifts.Lao Han grew up by the sea since he was a child, and said that he would change into swimming trunks and take me to pick oysters.

It's oysters. If you don't think it's fishy, ​​you can open the shell of the freshly caught fat oysters, add some lemon juice and suck it into your mouth. It's super delicious! ! !

At first I thought that the two of us would each have a small bucket and a shovel, squatting on the reef by the sea, and shoveling down the surviving oysters when we saw them.I first went to the beach after changing into my swimming trunks, but instead of a bucket and a shovel, what Lao Han brought was swimming goggles and an inflated swimming ring.

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Me: "Where are the oysters!!!"

Old Han pretended to be stupid: "Huh? I didn't find any shovels nearby."

I gritted my teeth: "Then I'll pick it with my hands!"

Old Han: "Don't worry, what should you do if you hurt your hand? Sea oysters have a strong bite. Someone who didn't believe in evil once bit off his head!"

Me: "Which head are you talking about?"

If it's the one below, I can bite it off for you too! ! !

Old Han smiled and rubbed my head: "You are good at dirty jokes, try it in the water."

"I do not."

"I'm protecting you."

"Do not."

"It's okay, the water here is very shallow."

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Old Han couldn't help saying that he put the swimming ring on my head, looked it over, and laughed again: