Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

The ground shook from time to time—in fact, it shook several times just now, and it lasted for a second, so I was very concerned, but now this conversation has reached a dead end, and I need a life-saving straw.

Lao Han: Haven't finished the exam yet?

Lao Han: [Lonely as snow.jpg]

Lao Han: Are you cheating?Am I bothering you?

Old Han: After the exam, hurry up and come to General Education 221, there is something urgent!

Lao Han: Did you get lost in the Second Teaching?Need me to pick you up?

I type: Got it, 5 minutes.

Lao Han: Another 5 minutes?Didn't you take the 324 exam?Are you getting off in a wheelchair?

I flashed the phone screen in front of Xiao Qian's eyes and said, "I have to go now, do you have anything else to do?"

"It's okay, waiting for your good news."

Xiaoqian didn't bother anymore, and even said "please" which was very embarrassing.

I glanced at him: "Are there still tears on my face?"

Xiaoqian: "No, no, I can't tell at all."

I waved my fist: "If someone sees it, I'll come back and beat you!"

Xiaoqian: "Hahahaha, I'm so happy, senior."

……

How can someone be so thick-skinned?

There was no exam on the second floor. Unlike the third floor where all the people were gone, Lao Han's classroom was full of cheers and screams, which was very lively.I poked my head in, and it turned out that there were the ministers and officers of Lao Han's department.

There are snacks and drinks on the table, and the cake has been cut and divided. I know the buddy wearing the birthday hat, a senior construction engineer, and the deputy department of the external relations department.Seeing me appearing at the door, they all greeted me and welcomed me in. Lao Han sat in the last row with a piece of cake in front of him.

"Come on, Brother Feng is celebrating his birthday today. I heard you had an exam in the morning, so I asked you to come here." Old Han ran over in a few steps, pressed the back of my head and pushed me into the crowd.

"Ouch, brother Feng, you didn't tell me in advance when it's your birthday." I hurried over to congratulate him. Brother Feng also knew each other from the Sixth Hospital. Usually, our departments often help each other and borrow things, and the relationship is very good.

"Haha, I didn't go to school last year. It's not that I finished the exam early this year. I'm going home in the afternoon. The officers organized it. Oh, it's good to have children~"

The latter sentence obviously aroused public outrage. A boy grabbed him and slapped a piece of cake on his face.The atmosphere became lively again, several people started to catch mice along the aisle, Lao Han snickered and took me to his seat to sit down.

"How was the test?"

"So-so, I'm sure you can get by."

"I still have two, how many do you have?"

"There is one more, but the exam is late. I have to leave on the [-]th/[-]th of next month. For the robotics competition, our instructor said that we will lead our team this year, and it is possible to stay here for training during the winter vacation..."

"Hey, a good student is a good student, you can't go home," Lao Han put his hand on the back of the chair behind me, and five centimeters forward was my shoulder.He pushed the plate of cake over: "Eat cake?"

"I want to eat braised pork."

"Why are you so picky?" Old Han laughed, picked up a little cream with his index finger and spread it on my face.

My delicate body trembled, and I looked at the noisy students in front of the classroom. I felt a kind of pleasure in my heart, "making love in a crowded tram or open-air balcony", and kicked Lao Han's leg hard: "What are you doing?!"

"Hahahaha, your skin is almost thicker than the city wall, and you are afraid of being seen?"

What happened next caught me even more off guard.

Old Han leaned over and licked away the cream hanging on my left cheek.

The scent of JPG instantly washed away all my sense of smell, and it was the first time I felt such an intuitive sense of aggression after staying with him for so long.The indescribable warmth, the wetness that is taken away in an instant, the coolness of the saliva when it evaporates...

The cream disappeared into Lao Han's mouth. The pink tongue and fluffy white tongue stuck out again, licking off a trace of the edge of the mouth, and the neat little white teeth were slowly exposed as the corners of the mouth were touched. Pieces, six, eight...

This heart, don't let it beat again.

I was so excited that I couldn't move anymore.

Old Han, please take it away.

Old Han pushed me: "Hahahaha look at your sand sculpture."

The atmosphere rendered by the pink filter disappeared with these words. I was a little bit lost and annoyed, and said in shame and indignation: "Why are you licking my face?"

"I didn't bring toilet paper."

"Then why are you licking my face?!"

"Damn, are you so fucking stingy?"

There is a sentence in my throat, but the endless laughter always suppresses the courage in my heart.For no reason, I spit out:

"Do you have any issues with homosexuality?"

Old Han froze for a moment, scratched his head in a panic and said, "Damn it, did you misunderstand something?"

"You beat your roommate while watching GV in the dormitory?"

Old Han's face changed, and his tone was a little gloomy: "Who told you?"

"Let me ask you if you discriminate against homosexuals?"

"Tell me first, who told you?"

They are all questions, but no one gets an answer, and the urgent and harsh dialogue always seems to be embarrassingly wrong.Distraught, I picked up the cake and was about to take a bite, when I saw an officer holding a piece of cake, walking around behind Lao Han, and put his finger between his lips to silence me.

But my first reaction was to press Lao Han's head and move my face closer.

The cake didn’t hurt when it hit my face. I closed my eyes and heard the exclamation around me, the flustered apologies, the pulled out tissues, the hasty running, and Lao Han scolding the officer with a smile:

"Damn it, you're ruthless enough to shoot me. Brother Zhou's money-making brain, you can afford it if you shoot it down?"

There were three or four hands working on my face at the same time, the cream was cleaned up little by little, and most of my vision was restored—in fact, the officers who just chased after me were in much worse condition than me, they were almost covered with cream And cake crumbs, I only had them on my face, neck and legs, and Lao Han was even worse, the whole plate in my hand fell on his AJ.

This time he didn't bray, I was surprised at first, but I have already placed an order for a pair of AJs, and I will pay him at worst.He didn't care about it until the dormitory. I guess his pair should be fake.

Lao Han pressed his finger on my eyelids, wiped off all the cream in the creases, and said with a smile: "Look at these big double eyelids, the cream can be caught, awesome."

The officer stood by and kept apologizing as if he had done something wrong, I quickly waved my hand and said: "Oh, it's okay, it's all my fault, I didn't let you brother Han join the battlefield, this is good, how about we play a game together? "

Others cheered and laughed, and someone shouted from behind: "There's no more cake, it's just the last piece!"

"Then I will be Brother Feng and invite our office to have a cake. The Outreach Office is a family." I stood up, and Lao Han also stood up with satisfaction: "You guys play for a while, let's go first, he will be like this later It’s too embarrassing to go back by yourself, haha.”

Saying goodbye to the outsiders, the two of us who walked out of the classroom quickly fell into an awkward situation.In fact, I feel that the conversation just now should continue, but I don’t know where to start the conversation that was originally fragmented...

Old Han: "Do you want to eat braised pork?"

Me: "Uh, let's eat..."

So the two smeared little old men went to the cafeteria with a serious face, but they came too late, and the dishes were sold out, so they had to go to the self-cooked pasta.

Lao Han ordered three packs of noodles, all of which were hot and sour. Whenever I lowered my head to quietly taste my fresh shrimp and fish ban mee, my nostrils would always be filled with the smell of vinegar.

I was so angry that I took Lao Han's piece of chicken fillet.

Lao Han stopped his chopsticks and raised his eyelids to look at me.

"Damn, are you so fucking stingy?" I deliberately returned what he said just now.

Old Han lowered his voice and said, "Do you know what BYL means?"

I was shocked. BYL? boy's love?Is he hinting at me?Then there is no need to be so cryptic, it is generally referred to as BL, is it to tell me that he does not dislike homosexuality?

I suppressed the excitement in my heart and said calmly: "What do you mean?"

Old Han pointed to the chicken chop, and then to me:

"shameless."

... Grass mud horse! ! ! !

34.

Small rice balls under the mountain 17:43

Ahhhhhh I'm so excited! ! !The big cat in grandma’s house gave birth to a kitten a few days ago. My mother said that after a while, when the kitten grows longer, I will bring home one! ! ! !

I have never kept small animals since I was a child, and now I don’t know what to say, I really want to go home and see the kitten!

Is there anything you can name the kitten, tell me now, maybe you will be my daughter's godfather and godmother!

To be honest, I was really miserable. Let me tell you a joke. When I was young, our local newspaper organized a small reporter activity. The small reporter could give priority to contributing articles to the newspaper. Of course, what is more important is that I can spend a small amount of money to travel to many places. Play.

Once I organized a trip to the provincial capital. My mother brought me 500 yuan for the three-day trip. The intention was to let me eat better and buy whatever I liked.I thought so too, but when I came to the Science and Technology Museum, I was attracted by a huge ant palace, and I couldn't move my legs—listen to the name, the palace!Isn't that the feeling of being a creator? ? ?The transparent acrylic box, the crystal blue glue allows all the activities of the ants to be seen clearly, plus the introduction of the beautiful narrator sister, I can't recognize other things when I am so full of eyes, it cost more than 400 yuan I bought the largest size and returned home hungry for two days.

My family used to have an ornamental sweet-scented osmanthus, and later