Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

bother.

……

I spent the whole afternoon calming down my emotions, telling myself to be patient and not to be angry, after all he is the patron.

Regarding the gift for Lao Han, in fact, I am quite concerned about luxury goods. Before that, I especially liked Rolex’s green water ghost, but it was too expensive, and it didn’t fit the status of a college student. Wear it out and then get rid of it.Later, if you want to buy an Apple Watch, at least saving money can be realized.

I'm so happy today, I'm going to go for a ride after dinner, without Lao Han, who thinks my chicken legs are short, hehehe.

31.

Small glutinous rice balls at the foot of the mountain 12:14

I'm fucking... laughing my head off.

Share a fresh and hot idiot with you.

I went to the pink stall after class at noon today (there is a place in our school that is full of food stalls, the walls are painted pink, hence the name) to buy food, and I ran into Lao Han, a fitness freak like him who usually eats very healthy , I have never been to the pink stall, but I always heard that there is a stall over there that is very delicious, so he came with me.

The restaurant I am talking about sells fried rice, such as seaweed fresh shrimp fried rice and black pepper beef tenderloin fried rice. I believe that as long as you are a normal person, you will not find it difficult to make a sentence. As a result, Lao Han read it A glance at the menu says:

"Give me a signature chicken plate."

I:"……"

Why don't you come up with a few signs!Hahahahahaha...

The boss reacted quickly, smiled, and did it without saying anything else, and then Lao Han looked at me who was about to die laughing with a face of "Are you stupid".

He didn't think there was a problem so far! ! !None until now! !Still think I'm an idiot! !I Buddha! !

Okay, he thinks I'm playing with my phone again, I'll download it first, I'll go to the gym tonight, I'll see the situation tomorrow, chirp~

32.

Small rice balls under the mountain 19:26

Today is still a day when Lao Han is so angry that he laughs.

The first thing, at noon, I transferred an official account titled "Shock in the Downturn - Real Economy Observation No. 42", and Lao Han quickly replied to me:

Vibration in the lower body? ? ?Do you still want to b face? ?

I... I... I really don't want to argue with idiots! ! !

Why do some people laugh at others if they don't have eyes? !Why! !

The second thing is that the school has started counting the number of insurance applicants. As usual, my family pays it from my hometown, so I have to go to the administrative building to sign a waiver of the insurance application.It was cold, and I wanted to go out of school to eat spicy hot pot. I sent a WeChat message to Lao Han but no one responded, so I thought about going to the basketball court to try my luck.

Fortunately, this silly guy who is either on the basketball court or in the gym is really playing.

Um? ? ?Wait, then, isn't that the little brother from the business school? ? ?

That's right, I said the handsome one! !The one that Lao Han said I had no vision! !

He he he is actually playing with Lao Han! ! !

To be honest, what came to my mind at the time was not catching rape, but 3P...

Just...the two handsome guys bullied me to be short and weak, and took turns having sexual relations with me...

I was holding on to the iron net and dreaming, a basketball rolled towards me accompanied by Lao Han's voice:

"Come on, get the ball over here!"

Damn, although the ball is separated from me by an iron net, the entrance is far away from me, okay?Obviously, it will take less than 30 seconds for you to run over to pick up the ball!

I watched him silently.

"The handsome guy over there, please pick up the ball!"

"Come on~~~"

I made a long detour and ran to the side of the ball. Just as I was about to take a kick, Old Han immediately stopped me:

"No! This is Spalding's NBA ball! Very precious!"

Me: "Didn't you just let it roll over??? I can't even kick it???"

"You listen to my instructions, first hug it with your hands. Yes, very good, then gently blow off the dust on the surface, yes it's great... Then hold it over solemnly, yes, yes, um... so good, really A cute little guy."

I handed him the ball and ran all the way to get the loving caress of my head from a dirty hand that touched a basketball and a rainbow fart with a pitifully small number of words.

I'm such a shake M.

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"What are you going to do?"

"Go fill out the insurance waiver confirmation letter, will you have time to accompany me to eat spicy hotpot later?"

Lao Han's expression suddenly became melancholy and sad, and his big dirty hands pampered my little head again: "Why did you give up the treatment? Tell me if you don't have money for treatment?"

I:"……"

Can I stop writing? ?Am I going to die on the spot? ? ?

I was so angry that I wiped my hand on his jersey, and Lao Han immediately screamed: "No! This is a limited edition NIKE Jordan jersey!"

Lao Han's English is not good, but NIKE is the most aggressive and accurate English word I have heard him pronounce.

"Why do you have so many problems!" I glanced at the little brother who was practicing layups by himself not far away, "I came to see you after eating salt, let's go!"

"Don't, don't, hey, let's go to Malaxiangguo?"

I immediately smiled and patted his butt: "Hurry up and change!"

Lao Han nodded, and said to the little brother in the business school: "Li Yang, you see, why don't you..."

I continued: "One piece..."

The exciting battlefield of the sandwich sandwich in my mind has not been saved yet, but it was formatted by the knife-like eyes of Old Han.

"Come together... go to the bathroom?"

I rubbed my head and laughed, it's okay, it's not too late to remedy it.Li Yang touched the ball, walked over and said, "It's okay, you go first, I'm warming up and want to play a little longer."

hum.

The face line is perfect, the lip shape is so beautiful, plump and masculine at the same time, there are grooves in the chest muscles, below...

Then I was dragged away by Lao Han.

Vinegar Old Han!Must be eating my vinegar!

Ah ha ha, my incense pot is here, let's go here first, let's eat!

33.

Small rice balls under the mountain 13:08

This chicken is here to mess with me!I just finished one exam, and I feel like I can pass it!What do you miss me?

Lao Han's bedding has been dried, and he just moved back this morning, because he has a very good relationship with our dormitory. These two days we stayed in the dormitory in black and white, and then slept until we were sleepy. There was nothing to talk about, so I didn't explain. .

It's just so miserable, I really slept, and there was no more.

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What happened today made me feel a little bit uncomfortable.

To be precise, confusion.

As soon as I left the classroom after the exam, I met eyes with Xiaoqian who came out of another classroom.

I immediately turned my head and accelerated to escape from the scene, but Xiaoqian finally caught my weak chicken.

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"Senior Zhou!"

"What are you going to do! Forced love will not be happy!"

Even if I am weak and helpless, I still have to try my best to grab my schoolbag straps and pull my down jacket to prevent them from being infected by this dead gay.

Xiaoqian saw that my expression and posture were surprisingly serious, so he let go of my hand, with a hurt expression on his face: "Senior, I didn't do anything to you, did I? Why are you so afraid of me?"

I stared at him vigilantly: "If there is no past tense, can't there be future tense?!"

Xiaoqian pursed his lips and smiled, reached out and pressed my head.

... I'll say it again, I hate people touching my head @all members! ! !

"The senior didn't accompany me to eat hot pot last time, and the coupons have all expired."

"Fuck, mine's expired!"

Xiaoqian's eyes widened: "You have seniors too? Then why don't you come with me? Could it be that you want to go with Brother Han..."

I looked at him with my nostrils: "So what! Do you know who I'm chasing after?"

Xiaoqian showed a smile of experience in the world, and shook his head: "Senior, you give up, Brother Han is a straight man."

"He is just warm-hearted to everyone. You can't take this mistake as love."

"There was a senior in their dormitory who opened the door to watch GV and was beaten by him, don't you know?"

"It's normal for boys to have a stronger taste, but you don't need me to tell you if you are as disgusted as he is, right?"

"Senior, you also know that knowing each other's details is far easier than fishing in troubled waters. Do you have to hit your head and break your blood?"

Rough mother, this little thing can really talk, you are the only one who is five-five-six-six-seven-seven-eight...

"Senior, why are you crying? Oh, don't I want you to be happy too? I didn't say I would 419 with you, so why don't we just try?"

Xiaoqian leaned over with a smile and wanted to wipe my tears, but I knocked them off. I casually pinched my sleeves and wiped them:

"Why did you fucking fall in love with me? Did I knock you stupid by bumping your crotch? Your brain is in your crotch?"

"Haha, senior, don't underestimate yourself." The corridor just after class was a bit crowded, and Xiaoqian carried my schoolbag and took me to the stairwell, "Although you don't belong in the circle, many people in the circle like you... ...It's just that everyone is waiting and watching, and I'm the first to get there..."

Wait and see Nima, is it true that Lao Tzu is a real estate, gold or a shared car, and he will grow taller, right?

"Wait, you mean, does anyone else know that I'm... gay?"

I tried to keep my voice down, but I couldn't keep down the fear in my heart.The ending sound was quickly taken away by the cold wind blowing in the stairwell, and it also brought my heart down, "Then, could it be that old Han..."

Xiaoqian shrugged his shoulders: "I don't know about this, but Brother Han is not my type, he is too hostile to me—senior, you can see that I have come out of the closet openly, and he just doesn't want to see me like that. What if you have to go to the step of coming out in the future?"

"What should I do?" I asked subconsciously.

Xiaoqian smiled and said, "I'm asking you."

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