This script is going to be cool [Rebirth]

We managed to save Xueshi Su when he was beaten to the last breath.Su Xueshi's left eye was black and blue, and his right eye was swollen until there was only a slit left.After looking at me for a long time, I finally recognized who I was: "Dian..."

"In broad daylight. How dare you gather a crowd to make trouble!" I covered the mouth of Xueshi Su, who was about to spoil me, and shouted righteously.

The big man lay on the ground and wailed: "You are still fucking cutting with knives! Is there any law for the king!"

"I just..." I wanted to say "I am Wang Fa", but this line sounds like a villain.Xu Changzhi held up the bloody sword and replied: "Don't worry, no one will die." Then he swung the sword, and the crowd was covered in blood.

"Killer! Report to the officer!" The onlookers were frightened and ran around with their heads in their hands.Immediately afterwards, a group of officers and soldiers rushed over.Su Xueshi grabbed my sleeve and told me to run quickly.I pulled him back without changing his face: "Why did I run away? This king is the regent! These people are provoking troubles in Hongmeng City, and I will teach them today what is the king's law!"

I'm afraid of a ball!I am the boss of the Northern Court!This capital city is the "front yard" of the king.It is a serious crime to beat an official of the imperial court, and this king is just saving him with righteousness.

Xu Changzhi and I stood in place arrogantly.When the group of officers and soldiers came to the front, I pointed at the leader and shouted: "Tell your managers to come out and speak!"

Then the three of us were arrested.

We were twisted all the way into the prison.I grabbed the prison door and shouted heartbreakingly: "I am the regent! Li Wang Cen Yue! How dare you lock me up!"

The jailer spat at me: "You are the regent? Then I am still the Jade Emperor! I think you guys are really tired of playing big swords in the downtown."

"It's not me who wields the sword!" I pulled Xu Changzhi in front of me, "This is the guard with the sword in front of the emperor, walking sideways in the palace. What's wrong with him playing with the sword!"

The jailer rolled his eyes, slapped his ass and left.While walking, he scolded: "He looks very rich, but he turns out to be a fool."

"You are so stupid! Tell you Jing Zhaoyin to come see me!" I jumped angrily.Xu Changzhi held my shoulder and said in a deep voice: "Your Highness. If I remember correctly, Jing Zhaoyin was imprisoned by you, and now he is waiting to be executed by the Empress Qiu. The new Jing Zhaoyin has not yet been selected. Sure enough, I guess, no one outside the palace knows you."

"Why didn't you say it earlier!" I almost cried.This is the end, my regent is planted in my own territory.How to meet people?What do civil and military officials think of me?Especially those few historians, who hold back to write bad things about me in the pamphlet every day. My black material is long enough for him to publish a single book. With such a play, I have created a book for him. Opportunity to write a TV series.

I yelled out my throat and no one ignored me, so I could only squat in the corner resentfully with Xu Changzhi and Su Xueshi to keep warm.Su Xueshi asked me if I had a badge to prove my identity.I'd love to have that too.The problem is, the badge of "Prince Regent" was forgotten at Zhong Bochen's house when he sneaked out of the palace to find Zhong Bochen; the badge of "King Li" was given to the pharmacy owner when he met his elder brother.The only thing I can prove my identity now is Yuxi, but it's a pity that brother Yuxi was sleeping happily on the desk in the palace, so he didn't bring it out.

I asked Su Xueshi why he was beaten and why he appeared in the steamed stuffed bun shop.Su Xueshi replied: "Your Highness, that shop is owned by a humble official... no, it should be said that Cao Min opened it. The one who beat me was Dong Mazi, the elder brother who sells sesame seed cakes at the street corner. My buns robbed him of his sesame seed shop business. It caused him to hold grudges in his heart, and together with the local ruffians, smashed my shop."

"Didn't you work in the Imperial Academy? Why did you come out to sell steamed stuffed buns?" I looked at Xueshi Su whose face was swollen out of shape, full of surprise.

"Caomin has resigned." Su Xueshi replied very lightly.

I was dumbfounded.It's easy for him to resign, after all, Minister of the Ministry of Officials is his godfather, just cover him and get out.The problem is that a good official is inappropriate and goes out to sell steamed stuffed buns. What kind of coquettish operation is this?

Brother Su rubbed his red and swollen cheeks and said: "The grass people's family is poor, and the salary of the Imperial Academy is low. The Minister of the Ministry of Officials takes good care of the grass people, and often gives money and goods to the grass people to solve their urgent needs. But the grass people are three feet after all, how can they live forever? Relying on the benefactor's relief. My mother was seriously ill the year before last, and the Minister of the Ministry of Officials gave me all I could to help, and the grass-roots people were determined to repay the benefactor, so..."

"That is to say, you dislike the lack of oil and water in the Hanlin Academy, so you came out to sell buns?!" I grinned at this ambitious man, "How much money can you make selling buns?"

"I have saved a house..." Brother Su puffed out his chest proudly, Wen Zou Zou's official accent disappeared instantly: "This is much more comfortable than staying in the Imperial Academy. For that kind of thing, Caomin couldn’t lift their heads in the Imperial Academy, and they were instructed wherever they went. It’s still free to sell steamed buns, anyway, the common people treat Caomin equally, whether they are buying porridge or steamed stuffed buns, when they shout, they always shout “Shop” "."

I was dumbfounded, and suddenly had the urge to sell buns with him, after all, I, the regent, have never seen money back since I took office.Fortunately, Xu Changzhi interrupted my thought at the right time: "Your Highness, the most important thing right now is how to get out. It would be bad if you were dragged away and hit on the board. The humble minister is fine, but Your Highness..."

"Did I get beaten up less often when I was young?" I leaned against the wall and looked at the sky helplessly: "But Brother Su, you already have this kind of virtue. If there are dozens of big boards next to each other, you will probably have a smile on your face." .”

"Cao Min thinks that it's not enough to play the board. You just have to pay for it." Su Xiaoge straightened his loose front teeth: "Looking at the appearance of your highness, it should be out of the palace secretly, and you don't have much money with you. Cao Min helped His Highness pay the money for "getting some kid"..."

"Good man!" I gratefully held his hand.Brother Su squeezed out a smile from the face of his bun with eighteen pleats: "Your Highness, remember to pay back the money when you return to the palace... Also, add 100 taels."

How can I give you an extra 100 taels? !I am dissatisfied with the behavior of waiting to take advantage of the fire.Su Xiaoge said that it was all because of me that he was locked up today, turning his "victim" into a "suspect".Besides, it's only 100 taels. Could it be that the regent is still short of money?

Su Xiaoge has lost money, and he is a former scholar of the Imperial Academy. He is very eloquent and good at brainwashing people.I talked with him for a long time, and 100 taels was changed to 200 taels. I thought what he said was quite reasonable, and I couldn't turn my head for a while, so I applauded him.Xu Changzhi couldn't stand it anymore, he was afraid that if I would chatter for a while and put the treasury in, I hurriedly interrupted the conversation between the two of us, let us gather up some energy and prepare to be hungry, because judging from the current situation, we are afraid that we will be left alone. You can only go to court the next day.

I was very contemptuous of the efficiency of the yamen of this court, and I had to put my hands on the wall to confess my cowardice.I am really bullied by dogs, and the regent who is in trouble is not as good as a chicken.When I think of the chicken brothers and dog brothers in the palace eating delicious rice bran bibimbap, and I have to drink northwest wind in this prison, I want to cry aloud and lament the impermanence of the world.

Unexpectedly, that night, when we were so hungry that our chests were pressed against our backs, someone, like a god descending from the earth, fished us out of the prison.

At that time, I was fighting sweet potatoes for chicken legs in my dream, when I suddenly heard such a conversation coming from outside the cell.The previous jailer argued: "Master Prime Minister, don't be joking. There are only a few rogues and a fool in this prison. How can there be such a "noble man" as you say."

Prime Minister Zhong was silent for a moment: "...that fool is what I'm looking for..."

"Bo Chen!" I sat up startled in my dying dream, and wiped my snot from the prison door: "I'm here!"

Standing outside the cell, Zhong Bochen looked at me with a disheveled face, his cheeks twitched: "...I am late, please forgive me, Your Highness."

A few of us got out of the prison amid the begging of the jailer's head begging for mercy.I grabbed Zhong Bochen's sleeve and complained tearfully: "It's him, he called me a fool!"

Prime Minister Zhong smiled gently and kindly: "Your Highness has always been broad-minded, so there is no need to be angry with such blind people..." Immediately afterwards, he lowered his head and lay next to my ear, and said in an almost ferocious tone: "Little Five, shut up!"

I was so frightened that I lost half of my soul, and obediently followed the prime minister and got into the carriage.We sent Brother Su back home, and left the money and soup money.Brother Su still thought about the 200 taels of silver I promised, and hugged my calf and didn't get out of the car, so I had to say that I would deliver it to him early in the morning, and then stomped him into the courtyard.

Afterwards, Zhong Bochen followed me into the imperial palace and into the Jiaming Hall. I felt the terrifying chill all over his body and the low pressure on his forehead, and I couldn't help but tremble with fear.Before I knelt down and begged for mercy, Zhong Bochen waved away all the palace people, locked the doors and windows, turned his head and pressed me on the couch.

"Little Five!" Zhong Bochen's big eyes almost popped out, as if they were going to blow me up into the sky like a howitzer: "Why do you love to run outside the palace so much?! Do you know that many people are holding back your life ?!"

I shivered, and replied with gritted upper teeth: "I wanted to find someone... I met Su Che who was beaten in the street..."

"You came out of the palace to find Su Che?" Zhong Bochen's complexion instantly became gloomy again, directly changing from gray-black to high-gloss black.

I hurriedly waved my hands: "Why did you combine two sentences into one sentence! I'm not looking for him... hey... hey, that's wrong!"

I was so shocked that I jumped up on the bed and hit Zhong Bochen's nose with my forehead.Zhong Bochen held his nose and bent over in pain, while I couldn't help howling:

"Isn't he the Master Su I'm looking for!"

I've been looking for the "lucky cat" Mr. Su all day long, but if I can't get it right, it's Su Che!How could I have overlooked his surname Su, good at doing business, excellent eloquence and favorite to make money?With such an interruption, I completely forgot the purpose of leaving the palace today.I thought that my protagonist's halo would be shattered from the very beginning, but I never thought that I would get something if I shot it, and it would take no effort to get it.

I happily jumped back on the couch and rolled around.Zhong Bochen looked at me with a complicated expression for a while, then turned his head and opened the window to call Xu Changzhi in.Xu Changzhi was pinned against the wall by Zhong Bochen, and he replied in fear.

"Your Highness went out today, what did you do and what did you say? Tell the truth." Zhong Bochen's voice was so cold that it seemed like a big bad wolf who wanted to eat children.

Xu Changzhi was sweating profusely: "Your Highness... just wandered along the street with Weichen today, and ate buns and sugar cakes..." Xu Changzhi had just spoken halfway, when Zhong Bochen suddenly raised his voice and asked again: "See What about Su Che!"

"His Highness seems to have said something when he was eating steamed buns, 'I searched for him thousands of times in the crowd...Suddenly I looked back...'" Xu Changzhi slid down the wall while talking, and finally escaped from the sky and ran out. room.

I'm continuing to roll happily forward and back in bed.There seemed to be something wrong with what Xu Changzhi said, and there seemed to be nothing wrong.However, when I turned my head and saw Zhong Bochen's meaningful smile, I immediately twisted my waist.

"Your Highness, you went out to look for Su Che, did you have a hard time looking for it?" Zhong Bochen smiled, his eyes curved into two crescent moons.However, I clearly felt the monstrous killing intent from his exaggerated smile, which made me almost pee my pants: "Xunqian Baidu? Are you tired? Huh?"

Only then did I realize that Xu Changzhi's phone call just now pushed me directly to the "scene of cheating".I suddenly felt that my life was about to be confessed, and I hurriedly explained: "That's not the case! I didn't come to see him on purpose! I...I..."

"Your Highness, do you despise the "old man" of Weichen?" Zhong Bochen looked at Fangliang sadly: "After all, Your Highness thought that Weichen's appearance did not match his age at the beginning."

"No no no no..." I almost bit my tongue.How could this great prime minister hold grudges so much after killing his relatives!How could he still remember such a long time ago? !

However, Zhong Bochen lamented like a concubine who fell out of favor in the cold palace: "Could it be that the humble minister can only cut off his beauty before he is old, and sit leaning on the smoked cage until dawn?"

"Don't, don't break it!" Something is wrong!Once the prime minister starts to sneer, someone will be unlucky; once he starts reciting poems, then someone will belch.My brain was racing like never before, and I could only find one solution.

I threw away the crown of hair, pulled off the outer robe, patted my big chest and closed my eyes and shouted: "Come on baby! Don't take pity on me because I just recovered from a serious illness..."

Facts have proved that Prime Minister Zhong Da has always understood the king's intentions.I said no pity, and he really did it ruthlessly.

The next day, I lay down on the bed and only breathed out but not breathed in. I squinted at Zhong Bochen who was not far away.He is sitting by the desk and helping me to mark the papers.I raised my hand weakly and said, "Call Su Che back...send it to the household department..."

"Is Your Highness still not satisfied?" Zhong Bochen raised his eyes and smiled at me: "If you take it with restraint, you will gain a lot if you use it disciplinedly. Forgive me for being powerless."

I looked at this Prime Minister Zhong Da, whose face was glowing with moisture as if he had eaten the meat of a Tang monk, and wept bitterly in my heart: "He is a talent. Only the Ministry of Household Affairs can be useful... You will understand in the future gone."

Zhong Bochen sighed slightly, agreed with extreme reluctance, and asked again: "His Royal Highness King Jin's wedding day is approaching. I don't know your Highness..."

I didn't have time to respond, and fell asleep again.

The author has something to say:

What is the situation of the QAQ being dropped after the update... and then lost...

(The hard-working Japanese youngster has been hit hard...)