This script is going to be cool [Rebirth]

The Minister of the Ministry of War will return to the court soon.The battle was won.Dali Temple Qingfeng's funeral can be regarded as a place where one can rest in peace.Chaozhong was busy praising me for catching these "worms", but I couldn't relax.

I understand that this is just the beginning.The entire imperial court is rotten from the root, and I can't change anything completely just by pulling out a few crooked branches.What's more, Guangzi is still a mess, and I don't know how the Ministry of Industry is doing with water control.

I was sitting in the imperial study, and suddenly an idea came to me.I took the pen and paper and slowly wrote the script.After a long absence, I regained the feeling of being a screenwriter, and wrote about the people, things, and things I experienced one by one.My pen seems to have a mind of its own, and it is no longer under the control of my bad screenwriter.In the dark, it seems that there is really a pair of hands that are turning the clouds and rains, playing with all living beings, and writing all the joys and sorrows.Not me, not a god, not a wandering soul.It's that the world is full of vicissitudes, with vicissitudes of life, prosperity and withering, cold and warm, let the flowers bloom and wither, the grass is green and yellow, and all causes and effects are in rotation.Until the black tea blew three morning sounds outside, the sound was sharp and a bit broken.I gathered up the paper, called Lu Jiuan, and asked him to bind it into a booklet.

I turned around and opened the window, and suddenly felt that I was a little different, and my chaotic brain was unprecedentedly clear.I reluctantly twitched the corners of my mouth, wanting to smile, like the silly prince who used to face all the unsatisfactory things with a smirk.However, I couldn't laugh, my face was sore.As soon as the eyes were closed, they were covered with blood dripping from Dali Siqing.

I sighed, and was about to recite a poem to express my inner sorrow, when suddenly a black shadow came over me.I was shocked: "There are assassins!" Then I stretched out my hand to block it.

I grabbed my hair and looked down, it turned out to be black tea.I was wondering about this "falling chicken", and another black shadow rushed over.I saw the sweet potato flicking its tongue, grinning and pounced on the black tea.The black tea took off in a hurry, stepped on my head and flew into the room.

The black tea hovered back and forth around the beams of the imperial study, like a rooster, forcefully out of the nature of a bird.Somehow, the sweet potato is gone, as if he had taken gunpowder, no one can persuade him, and he has to fight with black tea.The black tea was chased by the sweet potato, and its feathers were flying. The sweet potato knocked down two porcelain vases and barked wildly.I fought left and right, but neither of them could understand human words.

The black tea finally got tired of flying, and fell down in a daze.Just when it was about to die in the mouth of the sweet potato, I held them both with one hand, and persuaded them: "What's wrong with you? Can't you pay attention to your identity? As the only one in the whole palace The dog with the same name, and the only chicken that survived the Spring Festival in the whole palace, you must be responsible for your own behavior. Come, shake hands and make peace..."

However, the moment the dog's paws met the chicken's paws, there was another bloody storm.I hurriedly separated the two again, and after a closer look, I saw a gap in the sweet potato's head.Let me tell you, our Huagou sweet potato has always been honest and calm, it seems that the black tea provoked first.

So in the spirit of fairness and justice, I pressed the black tea on the ground and let the sweet potato bite him to vent his anger.However, the sweet potato opened its bloody mouth to grab the chicken's head directly.I hastened to pull apart the sweet potatoes.Sweet Potato let out a groan of grievance, and tearfully rubbed against my trouser legs, asking me to call the shots for him.

As a good brother who used to live and die together, I couldn't help it. With a twitch of my brain, I grabbed black tea and put it to my mouth: "Look, I will bite him, and I will avenge you..."

At this moment, the eldest nephew suddenly ran in: "Five hoo. Hong Su and Hong Cha are fighting..."

Then I saw me bite the neck of the chicken and spit out the chicken feathers.

In the afternoon of the same day, another Taoist priest came to Jiaming Hall.It is rumored in the palace that I am possessed by Huang Pizi...

So when Zhong Bochen hurried back, the first thing he saw was me being tied to a tree and screaming miserably, with a talisman paper pasted on my forehead, and an old Taoist gesticulating with a wooden sword, "Hey!" loudly...

He was kicked out by Zhong Bochen.

The old Taoist almost went to see the previous senior who was fined a hundred Guixi sticks.I was successfully rescued, and the first thing I did was to catch the noisy elder nephew and spank him, and punish him not to eat snacks for a week.Cen Man "confessed his guilt and obeyed the law", and quickly hid the black tea and sweet potatoes to prevent my "yellow man" from stealing chickens in the middle of the night.

I couldn't speak clearly, and I was so angry that I hummed.Of course Zhong Bochen had to seek justice for his Royal Highness.So I was wrapped in bed and listened to the palace servants who were taught by Prime Minister Zhong:

"You also know that His Highness will lose his mind from time to time. It will be good to shut him up in the room for a while, how can he mobilize so many people and damage the face of the royal family!"

...Ah.

Zhong Bochen entered the room to express his condolences to me.I gave him a rounded back of the head to express my dissatisfaction.Zhong Bochen whispered along my head: "Your Highness, how are you?"

I turned my head: "You said...huh?"

The moment I turned my head, Zhong Bochen stretched out his arms and pinched my cheeks, and pushed me back.After a stalemate for a few minutes, he let go of his hand after confirming that I would not suddenly bite, and carefully gave me a hug: "Your Highness, be good..."

I was so anxious that I yelled: "I'm not evil! I'm just venting my anger for the sweet potato!"

"Okay, okay..." Zhong Bochen still rubbed my head like a dog.

I reckon this matter is getting darker and darker, so I just don't explain it.I chatted with Zhong Bochen for a few words, made a general analysis of the current court situation, and finally talked about flood control in Guangzi.

"Xiao Wu, the time has come, let's do it." Zhong Bochen took out a confidential letter from his pocket: "This is Wei Xiaowei's handwriting. The "worms" in Guangzi couldn't sit still, and finally showed their feet .Right now we can justifiably unplug these guys, it's just..."

"It's just that there are some old officials among them. And they have made great military achievements." I looked down at Wei Yunlang's secret letter: "If I kill them, I'm afraid it will affect the whole body. Those old guys in the front will have to jump again. I came out and said that I was "killing the donkey". I was afraid that they would overpower the master, so I killed the killer. However, not killing them is not enough to cause the people to be angry. I, the regent, still have to be splinted."

"Little Five..." Zhong Bochen showed surprise, and raised his paw to rub my head again: "It's so smart!"

"Can you stop treating me like a dog!" I grabbed Zhong Bochen's hand and scratched his palm to play with, "I have an idea. I wonder if it fits?"

"Your Highness, but it's okay." Zhong Bochen didn't know what to think, and suddenly leaned over to sit in the same Eight Immortals chair with me, squeezing me so much that I almost slipped out of the gap under the armrest of the chair.I could only bear the humiliation and sat on the armrest of the chair with my arms around his neck: "Those damn things in Guangzi, try to catch them alive. Among the old ministers of the former court, whoever objected to this matter, please write down the name and list them." "Blacklist" to me. I'm going to treat these guys to dinner."

"Xiao Wu. Are you going to set up a grand banquet?" Zhong Bochen grabbed me into his arms all the time: "It's too obvious that so many people died all at once. Xiao Wu, let's slowly..."

"You can pull it down. Those old guys are capable after all. How could I have clicked all the old officials who have lived and died with the father." I rolled my eyes and patted his restless paw Going on: "I'm thinking about it. It's short for taking people, but it's short for eating people. If I "feed them", they will naturally not care about blind beeping."

Zhong Bochen stopped talking, blinked his big eyes and thoughtfully.I waited for a long time, and he finally choked out a sentence: "Xiao Wu, I think you have something to say, and it may be very different from what I thought... But I don't know if you can think of this. You don't really want to feed them a meal, do you?...Although you don't seem so stupid, you still plan to eat live chickens today..."

I smiled warmly like a spring breeze: "Don't even think about climbing into my king's couch this month."

Fighting broke out in Guangzi soon, and Wei Yunlang and the three generals united an army of ten thousand people to suppress the rebellion.Zhong Bochen asked everyone to keep an eye on me and put me in the Jiaming Palace not to join in the fun, for fear that I would sneak out and make trouble like the previous few times, "running into the enemy's camp".

In fact, I didn't even want to join in the fun. After all, I just made trouble by running over, so it's useless.This battle lasted for several months, and I returned to the original regent who was indifferent to the world, with counsel written all over his face, guarding the chicken on the tree, the dog in front of the door, and learning from Xu Changzhi in the corner Zamabu's eldest nephew, like a retired veteran cadre, took a sip of honeysuckle, wolfberry, mint and wild ginseng tea.

I looked at the sycamore tree in the courtyard and fell into thought.In the memory of my previous life.I have several talents of the younger generation.There is Wei Yunlang who can fight wars, Zhong Bochen who can govern the country and fight wars, and a certain minister surnamed Su who can govern the country and is good at managing money.It's just that I don't know who the minister is.After all, in my previous life, I had never been directly involved in government affairs, I was always messing around behind the scenes, and whoever was capable in the court would listen to my sixth brother and me in plain language.Looking at the whole court now, I haven't found this little brother.Could it be because of some coincidence that this king missed this talent?

I rubbed my hands in a hurry.The imperial court urgently needs fresh blood. Squeeze the pampered veterans to the side, one is to disperse their court power, and the other is to stimulate the motivation of these veterans.After all, no one wants to be photographed on the beach by the younger generation.With his "lucky cat" ability, Master Su, who has never met, is very suitable to be the mascot of our impoverished imperial court.

But where can he be?I thought about it, and suddenly felt that since ancient times, masters have been hiding in the city.Master Su may be drinking bean curd in a corner of an alley.So I took my son-in-law and secretly went out of the palace to look for my minister.

Xu Changzhi almost turned his head into a rattle: "No, no, no. The Prime Minister has repeatedly ordered you not to let you step out of this palace. If he knows that you have quietly run out again, wouldn't this minister be in bad luck!"

I put my hips on my hips: "Are you my dog's leg or his dog's leg! There is this king covering you! You are afraid of a ball!"

Xu Changzhi still would rather die than surrender.I could only resort to my trump card, and took out a blue cloth belt from the closet: "I found this when I stole...shun clothes from where you were last time. There are words embroidered on this belt..."

Xu Changzhi's face turned pale instantly, and he stretched out his hand to grab it.I stood on the table and poked the word "Xia" on it: "Ouch. Who did you say embroidered it for you? Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake?"

"No...Your Highness, how could you..." I twiddled my belt like a cat, and Xu Changzhi was so anxious that he stood on tiptoe: "I didn't embroider it for me... I embroidered it myself... No. ..buy it and have it...no...how can you take someone else's stuff!"

"If you take me out of the palace, I'll give it back to you. Just hang around on the Fourth and Sixth Streets, and I won't go far." I hid the belt behind my back, pressed his head and threatened, "Otherwise I will I'll marry you! I'll give you a pair of red beans and red dates!"

When Hongdou and Hongzao heard the "bad news", they hugged each other and screamed in fright. Xu Changzhi was finally overwhelmed by my shamelessness, gritted his teeth and went to prepare the carriage, and took me out of the palace in the name of official duties.I yelled at Xu Changzhi who was driving through the car window with a playful smile: "You said you look pretty good, why do those two girls look down on you? This is not okay, you have to learn how to be sympathetic."

"I knew I wouldn't have picked out the coptis in the medicine for you..." Xu Changzhi muttered.

I knew it!There is something wrong with my medicine being so bitter all the time!

Xu Changzhi and I circled the street back and forth.After eating sugar fire, I bought a small windmill for my eldest nephew, and packed some snacks to go back.Until noon, I didn't meet "Master Su".

We found a bun shop for lunch.Xu Changzhi ate two baskets of steamed buns, burped and said to me, "My...Master. What do you want to do when you come out today!"

I looked sadly: "Waiting for someone who can't wait... I searched for him thousands of times in the crowd... Suddenly I looked back... Oh, my head!"

The back of my head was smashed out by a person's elbow.I turned around and glared, and I met a burly man with a scarred face.I retracted my neck in a hurry, and said with a sneer, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The arm that disturbed you..."

The big man snorted and didn't bother me again.I went to Xu Changzhi's side for protection.Xu Changzhi whispered in my ear, "Your Highness, where did your courage go when you had a private meeting with King Chong?"

"Just eat with rice." I snorted with the millet porridge in my hand, "One thing more is worse than one thing less. My king has always loved peace."

Xu Changzhi was full, and planned to take me out of here.Unexpectedly, just as I was about to get up, a white shadow suddenly flashed in front of my eyes, and a big steamed stuffed bun hit my face.Judging from the residue on my face, it should be stuffed with carrot and egg.

Xu Changzhi took a rag and wiped my face. Immediately afterwards, there was a sudden commotion in the shop, and the sound of shouting and fighting was deafening.The diners rushed out of the door one after another, and Xu Changzhi pulled me away quickly.I was dumbfounded and said to myself: "Did I take the wrong script? Did I take the script of a well-known person named Ke?! Where did I go, what happened?"

"Grandma's! How dare you steal my business!" The big man just grabbed a skinny young man and was about to beat him.The young man was pushed upside down, but he didn't forget to talk back: "I earn money by my skills, why do you beat people!"

Xu Changzhi twitched at me: "Let's go quickly. It's just troublesome rascals in the market."

I refused, and pointed to the skinny man who had been beaten all over the ground and said, "Don't you just yell when you see injustice?!"

Xu Changzhi pulled out his knife helplessly and was about to roar when I suddenly saw the appearance of the skinny man rolling back and forth on the ground. I was shocked, and pushed Xu Changzhi out with a slap:

"Hurry up, hurry up, save people! He is the godson of the Minister of the Ministry of Officials! Su Xueshi of the Imperial Academy!"

The author has something to say:

So our little five does have the aura of the protagonist!

Xiao Wu: "You mean the aura of being unlucky wherever you go?"