What to do when your boyfriend looks like a popsicle
Chapter 2 You Southerners are Watchable
Lin Bai is the kind of person who is very enthusiastic about chatting with people online, but never initiates chatting with strangers in reality.What he knows about Yan Bin is that he is good-looking and his jokes are more piercing than the river wind in Wuhan in winter.
Yan Bin's sudden visit made Lin Bai a little unexpected. Of course, he also had expectations deep in his heart.After all, that was the first time he saw someone like himself in real life.
The moment he received the call, he even suspected that Yan Bin was lying to him.The other party said that he had arrived in Wuhan, and he yelled into the phone uncontrollably: "What did you say?!"
There was silence on the phone for a few seconds, and then Yan Bin repeated what he said just now.He said, "Xiaobai? I'm Yan Bin. I'm at the train station. Come and pick me up."
His tone was sincere, with the whistling sound of electric current, for a moment, Lin Bai felt that his ears were soft.So, he was so excited that he hung up the phone by mistake...
After a few seconds, Yan Bin called again, and Lin Bai picked up the phone nervously. The style on the other side of the phone suddenly changed, and he heard Yan Bin call at him in Mandarin, copying the dry taste of northern steamed buns. To: "Fuck, Lin Bai, I'm fucking at the train station, you hurry up and get me here!"
Before Lin Bai could react, Yan Bin hung up the phone directly with a beep, leaving Lin Bai standing on the school playground holding a mobile phone, stupefied like an idiot, and kept ringing the other party's words 'I Hold'.On the way to the train station, he was still wondering why some people even cursed so nicely.
At that time, it happened to be the National Day Golden Week, and there were already many students in Wuhan. Lin Bai managed to squeeze the car to the station, and found that the entire high-speed rail station was almost packed with people.
Stretching his neck and squeezing through the crowd, he yelled into the phone, "Where are you? Why can't I find you?"
"It's right here at the exit." Different from the dryness that just asked Lin Bai to pick him up, at this moment, Yan Bin's tone became that kind of tepid tenderness again.
"How can I find you with so many people?" Lin Bai continued to yell, "You find a place with a landmark."
Who knew that Yan Binte said without shame or impatience: "I am the landmark."
"Master, you really have shame." After chatting with him on the Internet for a while, Lin Bai also gradually understood that all his aloofness was just pretending.
"It's because you southerners are too short." Amidst the noise, Lin Bai heard Yan Bin's elegant voice coming from the microphone.He quickly looked around, thinking, if someone was beaten at the scene at this time, it would definitely be this man with obvious regional discrimination.
"You fucking discriminate against the region." Lin Bai held up the phone and said in a low voice.
"No, actually, I quite like you southerners." Yan Bin said.
Lin Bai squeezed through a group of people and walked forward for a certain distance, then put the mobile phone next to his ear, and asked him, "Don't say such words to save the situation, hypocrisy."
For a long time, there was no sound from the other side of the phone. Lin Bai was wondering, and suddenly bumped into a strong body.He looked up and saw a boy with short hair holding a mobile phone and looking at him playfully.After a while, Yan Bin's deep voice came from the microphone: "Because you
We southerners have delicate features, which are attractive. "
Lin Bai held up the phone, and his face became hot when he rubbed it.
"You...you...I...I..." Damn it, Lin Bai looked at Yan Bin, who was nearly half a head taller than him, and suddenly lost his ability to speak.
"What about me, what about you?" He took the phone away from his ear and asked him.
Lin Bai looked at his high nose bridge, and said casually: "You are different from the picture."
"Oh, really?"
"He's more handsome than the photo." Lin Bai was very honest.
"Really?" Yan Bin showed his big white teeth when he heard this.His throat looked dry.Lin Bai unconsciously swallowed his saliva, and listened to him again.
Say, "You're not like the picture either."
"Really?" Lin Bai thought he was going to praise himself, and wanted to be humble, so he stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and said a little embarrassedly, "I'm not very photogenic."
Who knew, Yan Bin looked at him with a pair of wide black eyes, and said seriously: "No, your photo looks pretty."
It took Lin Bai a long time to understand what he meant, without even thinking about it, he raised his head and gave him a hard look: "You can't fucking say something nice!"
"Hey." He smiled silly, he looked like a big boy who has been exercising in the sun for a long time, he said, "You are more attractive in person than in photos."
"Come on, hypocrisy." Lin Bai said, turned and left.Yan Bin grabbed his arm at this moment.He was taken aback for a moment, then turned to rush at him, "What are you doing?"
"Why are you going?" Yan Bin frowned and asked him.
"Go home." He looked at Yan Bin inexplicably.
Yan Bin was taken aback for a moment, then grinned and said, "Okay, let's go home."
As he said that, he pulled his suitcase and walked forward alone, but Lin Bai stood there and was stunned.
Yan Bin walked a few steps and found that Lin Bai hadn't followed, so he looked back at him suspiciously and asked, "What's wrong?"
Lin Bai stared at Yan Bin who was not far away, and suddenly lost his mind.
He always remembered that he was wearing a pair of blue Nike sneakers, blue jeans, and a red and black baseball uniform on his upper body. His sleeves were rolled up, revealing his muscular forearms, and there were no decorations on his wrists. His skin is wheat-colored, his nose is straight, his eyes are big, his eyebrows are thick as if carbon ink has been sprinkled on them, his lips are extremely thin, and when he smiles, he shows a row of beautiful teeth. Standing there, the crowd from He walked behind and in front of him, but he couldn't stop the light that naturally emanated from him.
At that time, Lin Bai thought, if it is really possible for a person to fall in love with someone in such an instant, it may be that the sunshine was just right on that person at that time, automatically adding the post-youth in Meitu Xiuxiu to him. special effects background glow bar.
On the way back, Lin Bai and Yan Bin didn't talk much.Because there were already a lot of people in the car, a particularly ignorant uncle who smelled like leeks was squeezed in among them, so he hardly had a chance to speak.
Occasionally, Lin Bai would sneak a look at Yan Bin, and he would also find that his eyes fell on his side intentionally or unintentionally.He would secretly be happy in his heart, but of course, he still showed a calm face.
Both are putting on a show.
If their eyes accidentally bumped into each other in the air, they would immediately separate.The two of them shyly looked like two bound-footed daughter-in-laws who had never been out of the boudoir in the car that was lingering with the smell of leeks.
Three
The blockage along the way was like an old man's constipation, and he couldn't get through.
Lin Bai went to the station at six o'clock, and he took Yan Bin back to school at ten o'clock in the evening.
Yan Bin has been driving for a whole day, basically not getting any rice.As a landlord, Lin Bai naturally wanted to do his best to be a landlord.He took Yan Bin to eat grilled fish in the back street of their school.
Lin Bai didn't have much research on the cultures of the north and the south, except that men in the north like to use "dry" and men in the south like to use "engagement", nothing else.So, he didn't know that Yan Bin, who has been eating flour for more than ten years, basically doesn't eat fish very much.
Lin Bai pushed the fish in front of Yan Bin, and enthusiastically entertained him to eat more.
Yan Bin looked at the white meat covered with shark fins, with a cautious expression on his face.That expression was the same as the secret of an ignorant girl's encounter with the opposite sex for the first time, with a shyness that she didn't dare to say, and a kind of courageous plan that wanted to do something for respect.
It's funny and makes people want to laugh.
Later, Lin Bai always regretted not recording Yan Bin's expression at that time.Because after the two got along for a long time, Yan Bin became more and more able to eat fish. Sometimes when he took a bite of crucian carp meat full of fins, he didn’t know how he did it. Basically, within a few seconds, the meat was meat, and the fins were fins. up.
Sometimes Yan Bin would give fish to Lin Bai.Seeing his triumphant face, Lin Bai scolded him for being disgusting, but obediently ate the fish he took out from his mouth.
Four
After dinner, Lin Bai planned to book a hotel for Yan Bin, but after making many phone calls, he found that the hotels near the school were full.
When Yan Bin came all the way, Lin Bai didn't even arrange a decent place to live, so he was naturally a little bit sorry.
Yan Bin said indifferently: "Just go to your dormitory, someone should go back during the holidays, right?"
Lin Bai apologized to him with a sense of guilt, and finally followed him and led him to the dormitory.
Occasionally, a female classmate would pass by them on the road, and would look at Yan Bin intentionally or unintentionally.
Lin Bai joked with him: "The young man is quite charming."
Yan Bin stared at him, smiled and said, "Do you think it's a good idea to bring it out!"
Lin Bai thought so in his heart, but said: "Come on, look at you, people just look at you. Besides, if you really want to attract attention, bringing a husky is definitely better than you."
"Really?" he said.
"Yes." Lin Bai walked forward with a smile. After a while, he suddenly felt his arms tighten. When he turned around, he found that it was Yan Bin who was holding him.
He looked at him suspiciously: "What's wrong?"
"Woof." He suddenly called out with wide eyes.
A warm current hit, Lin Bai couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Fuck, you're not aloof at all, this flirt has a set of tricks." Lin Bai couldn't help laughing.
"That's right, I read a lot of books before I came here." Hearing this, Yan Bin opened the schoolbag on his back, unzipped it and stretched it in front of Lin Bai.
Lin Bai looked down, and there were all books with pink covers inside, all of which were about love experience.
It was the first time Lin Bai saw people read this kind of book in sets, and he couldn't help being shocked: "It's too exaggerated, is this thing useful?"
Yan Bin closed the zipper of the schoolbag, casually threw the backpack behind him, then raised his head and looked at him with a smile, "Facts have proved that it is still useful."
Of course Lin Bai knew what he was referring to, but it was too fast, so he laughed and said, "Get out of here quickly, don't use the tricks used on women on me."
"Wrong, what I'm looking at is a successful flirt." He said, and stretched out his hand to touch his head.
It looked like a big boy next door stroking the lazy tabby cat next door.
Lin Bai was taken aback for a moment, and immediately said: "Is this trick also learned from books?"
"No." He said, "I figured out this trick just now. How about it, isn't it very talented?"
The author has something to say:
Three shifts today
Yan Bin's sudden visit made Lin Bai a little unexpected. Of course, he also had expectations deep in his heart.After all, that was the first time he saw someone like himself in real life.
The moment he received the call, he even suspected that Yan Bin was lying to him.The other party said that he had arrived in Wuhan, and he yelled into the phone uncontrollably: "What did you say?!"
There was silence on the phone for a few seconds, and then Yan Bin repeated what he said just now.He said, "Xiaobai? I'm Yan Bin. I'm at the train station. Come and pick me up."
His tone was sincere, with the whistling sound of electric current, for a moment, Lin Bai felt that his ears were soft.So, he was so excited that he hung up the phone by mistake...
After a few seconds, Yan Bin called again, and Lin Bai picked up the phone nervously. The style on the other side of the phone suddenly changed, and he heard Yan Bin call at him in Mandarin, copying the dry taste of northern steamed buns. To: "Fuck, Lin Bai, I'm fucking at the train station, you hurry up and get me here!"
Before Lin Bai could react, Yan Bin hung up the phone directly with a beep, leaving Lin Bai standing on the school playground holding a mobile phone, stupefied like an idiot, and kept ringing the other party's words 'I Hold'.On the way to the train station, he was still wondering why some people even cursed so nicely.
At that time, it happened to be the National Day Golden Week, and there were already many students in Wuhan. Lin Bai managed to squeeze the car to the station, and found that the entire high-speed rail station was almost packed with people.
Stretching his neck and squeezing through the crowd, he yelled into the phone, "Where are you? Why can't I find you?"
"It's right here at the exit." Different from the dryness that just asked Lin Bai to pick him up, at this moment, Yan Bin's tone became that kind of tepid tenderness again.
"How can I find you with so many people?" Lin Bai continued to yell, "You find a place with a landmark."
Who knew that Yan Binte said without shame or impatience: "I am the landmark."
"Master, you really have shame." After chatting with him on the Internet for a while, Lin Bai also gradually understood that all his aloofness was just pretending.
"It's because you southerners are too short." Amidst the noise, Lin Bai heard Yan Bin's elegant voice coming from the microphone.He quickly looked around, thinking, if someone was beaten at the scene at this time, it would definitely be this man with obvious regional discrimination.
"You fucking discriminate against the region." Lin Bai held up the phone and said in a low voice.
"No, actually, I quite like you southerners." Yan Bin said.
Lin Bai squeezed through a group of people and walked forward for a certain distance, then put the mobile phone next to his ear, and asked him, "Don't say such words to save the situation, hypocrisy."
For a long time, there was no sound from the other side of the phone. Lin Bai was wondering, and suddenly bumped into a strong body.He looked up and saw a boy with short hair holding a mobile phone and looking at him playfully.After a while, Yan Bin's deep voice came from the microphone: "Because you
We southerners have delicate features, which are attractive. "
Lin Bai held up the phone, and his face became hot when he rubbed it.
"You...you...I...I..." Damn it, Lin Bai looked at Yan Bin, who was nearly half a head taller than him, and suddenly lost his ability to speak.
"What about me, what about you?" He took the phone away from his ear and asked him.
Lin Bai looked at his high nose bridge, and said casually: "You are different from the picture."
"Oh, really?"
"He's more handsome than the photo." Lin Bai was very honest.
"Really?" Yan Bin showed his big white teeth when he heard this.His throat looked dry.Lin Bai unconsciously swallowed his saliva, and listened to him again.
Say, "You're not like the picture either."
"Really?" Lin Bai thought he was going to praise himself, and wanted to be humble, so he stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and said a little embarrassedly, "I'm not very photogenic."
Who knew, Yan Bin looked at him with a pair of wide black eyes, and said seriously: "No, your photo looks pretty."
It took Lin Bai a long time to understand what he meant, without even thinking about it, he raised his head and gave him a hard look: "You can't fucking say something nice!"
"Hey." He smiled silly, he looked like a big boy who has been exercising in the sun for a long time, he said, "You are more attractive in person than in photos."
"Come on, hypocrisy." Lin Bai said, turned and left.Yan Bin grabbed his arm at this moment.He was taken aback for a moment, then turned to rush at him, "What are you doing?"
"Why are you going?" Yan Bin frowned and asked him.
"Go home." He looked at Yan Bin inexplicably.
Yan Bin was taken aback for a moment, then grinned and said, "Okay, let's go home."
As he said that, he pulled his suitcase and walked forward alone, but Lin Bai stood there and was stunned.
Yan Bin walked a few steps and found that Lin Bai hadn't followed, so he looked back at him suspiciously and asked, "What's wrong?"
Lin Bai stared at Yan Bin who was not far away, and suddenly lost his mind.
He always remembered that he was wearing a pair of blue Nike sneakers, blue jeans, and a red and black baseball uniform on his upper body. His sleeves were rolled up, revealing his muscular forearms, and there were no decorations on his wrists. His skin is wheat-colored, his nose is straight, his eyes are big, his eyebrows are thick as if carbon ink has been sprinkled on them, his lips are extremely thin, and when he smiles, he shows a row of beautiful teeth. Standing there, the crowd from He walked behind and in front of him, but he couldn't stop the light that naturally emanated from him.
At that time, Lin Bai thought, if it is really possible for a person to fall in love with someone in such an instant, it may be that the sunshine was just right on that person at that time, automatically adding the post-youth in Meitu Xiuxiu to him. special effects background glow bar.
On the way back, Lin Bai and Yan Bin didn't talk much.Because there were already a lot of people in the car, a particularly ignorant uncle who smelled like leeks was squeezed in among them, so he hardly had a chance to speak.
Occasionally, Lin Bai would sneak a look at Yan Bin, and he would also find that his eyes fell on his side intentionally or unintentionally.He would secretly be happy in his heart, but of course, he still showed a calm face.
Both are putting on a show.
If their eyes accidentally bumped into each other in the air, they would immediately separate.The two of them shyly looked like two bound-footed daughter-in-laws who had never been out of the boudoir in the car that was lingering with the smell of leeks.
Three
The blockage along the way was like an old man's constipation, and he couldn't get through.
Lin Bai went to the station at six o'clock, and he took Yan Bin back to school at ten o'clock in the evening.
Yan Bin has been driving for a whole day, basically not getting any rice.As a landlord, Lin Bai naturally wanted to do his best to be a landlord.He took Yan Bin to eat grilled fish in the back street of their school.
Lin Bai didn't have much research on the cultures of the north and the south, except that men in the north like to use "dry" and men in the south like to use "engagement", nothing else.So, he didn't know that Yan Bin, who has been eating flour for more than ten years, basically doesn't eat fish very much.
Lin Bai pushed the fish in front of Yan Bin, and enthusiastically entertained him to eat more.
Yan Bin looked at the white meat covered with shark fins, with a cautious expression on his face.That expression was the same as the secret of an ignorant girl's encounter with the opposite sex for the first time, with a shyness that she didn't dare to say, and a kind of courageous plan that wanted to do something for respect.
It's funny and makes people want to laugh.
Later, Lin Bai always regretted not recording Yan Bin's expression at that time.Because after the two got along for a long time, Yan Bin became more and more able to eat fish. Sometimes when he took a bite of crucian carp meat full of fins, he didn’t know how he did it. Basically, within a few seconds, the meat was meat, and the fins were fins. up.
Sometimes Yan Bin would give fish to Lin Bai.Seeing his triumphant face, Lin Bai scolded him for being disgusting, but obediently ate the fish he took out from his mouth.
Four
After dinner, Lin Bai planned to book a hotel for Yan Bin, but after making many phone calls, he found that the hotels near the school were full.
When Yan Bin came all the way, Lin Bai didn't even arrange a decent place to live, so he was naturally a little bit sorry.
Yan Bin said indifferently: "Just go to your dormitory, someone should go back during the holidays, right?"
Lin Bai apologized to him with a sense of guilt, and finally followed him and led him to the dormitory.
Occasionally, a female classmate would pass by them on the road, and would look at Yan Bin intentionally or unintentionally.
Lin Bai joked with him: "The young man is quite charming."
Yan Bin stared at him, smiled and said, "Do you think it's a good idea to bring it out!"
Lin Bai thought so in his heart, but said: "Come on, look at you, people just look at you. Besides, if you really want to attract attention, bringing a husky is definitely better than you."
"Really?" he said.
"Yes." Lin Bai walked forward with a smile. After a while, he suddenly felt his arms tighten. When he turned around, he found that it was Yan Bin who was holding him.
He looked at him suspiciously: "What's wrong?"
"Woof." He suddenly called out with wide eyes.
A warm current hit, Lin Bai couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Fuck, you're not aloof at all, this flirt has a set of tricks." Lin Bai couldn't help laughing.
"That's right, I read a lot of books before I came here." Hearing this, Yan Bin opened the schoolbag on his back, unzipped it and stretched it in front of Lin Bai.
Lin Bai looked down, and there were all books with pink covers inside, all of which were about love experience.
It was the first time Lin Bai saw people read this kind of book in sets, and he couldn't help being shocked: "It's too exaggerated, is this thing useful?"
Yan Bin closed the zipper of the schoolbag, casually threw the backpack behind him, then raised his head and looked at him with a smile, "Facts have proved that it is still useful."
Of course Lin Bai knew what he was referring to, but it was too fast, so he laughed and said, "Get out of here quickly, don't use the tricks used on women on me."
"Wrong, what I'm looking at is a successful flirt." He said, and stretched out his hand to touch his head.
It looked like a big boy next door stroking the lazy tabby cat next door.
Lin Bai was taken aback for a moment, and immediately said: "Is this trick also learned from books?"
"No." He said, "I figured out this trick just now. How about it, isn't it very talented?"
The author has something to say:
Three shifts today
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