What to do when your boyfriend looks like a popsicle
Chapter 1 Xiaobai and Dahei
Lin Bai and Yan Bin met when Lin Bai was a sophomore in college.
Lin Baimei has clear eyes and fair skin, which is considered a good-looking type.As the saying goes, a whole bottle of water does not sway, but half a bottle of water makes waves. At that time, he saw that he was basically the kind with Meitu Xiuxiu filter.
Typical narcissist.
Lin Bai was like most students when he was studying, and he hung out on the post bar for a long time.He learned about countless rotten cultures in this place: gay movies, BL novels, BL comics—under the invasion of these things, this wonderful young man successfully bent into a mosquito coil with the fragrance of chrysanthemum.
In Yan Bin's words, this is called liberating nature.
Lin Bai was one year older than Yan Bin. At that time, he was in his third year of junior high school. He didn't have Ming Sao after the two got acquainted.Ignorant girls call Yan Bin such a flirtatious young man as a high-cold Ouba, an ascetic beauty; people like Lin Bai who are jealous of his charm love to call him sullen and prudish; Yan Bin himself thinks he is prudent.
The self-proclaimed prudent Sao Nian, like Lin Bai and other people who call themselves babies, occasionally visits the post bar, and even secretly pays attention to a certain comrade's post bar.
That's where they met.
In fact, they had already met before.It was 2011. Li Na returned to China after winning the Grand Slam at the French Open. Within a few months, she held the "Li Na and Friends" International Elite Tennis Tournament in Wuhan. Sitting next to Lin Bai.
In the ball game with so many people, the reason why Lin Bai has an impression of him is of course not all because he is handsome.
After watching the game that day, the two friends who went with Lin Bai were going to play a friendly match nearby, and they happened to be short of one player in the doubles of a group of three.Lin Bai thought that good-looking people have a good heart, so he naturally greeted Yan Bin who was sitting next to him, and asked him if he would go to play.
Yan Bin glanced at him, coldly replied without saying a word, then got up and left.It looked as if he was pulled like two to five to eighty thousand. Lin Bai didn't mention punching him at that time because he was tall, and he was afraid that he would not be able to beat him.
Of course, after the two got acquainted later, Yan Bin never admitted to this relationship. He insisted that they had never met before, but he gave him an anniversary gift in the first December after they were together. .
This day is the time for that tennis match.
In fact, the reason why Yan Bin rejected him that day was because he had to catch a plane to go back to school. He skipped class and went to Wuhan directly from Qingdao to watch a football game.
Later, Lin Bai also learned that Yan Bin's college days were simple and even boring. Apart from tennis, his spare time was basically reading books, and he never talked about girlfriends. Except for Lin Bai who suddenly appeared, his four In his college circle, there were only a few roommates and a few girls who chased after him...
Pulling away, time goes back to when they really met.
It was the New Year, and because Lin Bai was bored at home, he posted his first post in a post bar that he had followed for a long time.
It was also Lin Bai's birthday that day, and his post, which advertised as asking for blessings but was actually a lonely chat, received a good response and received blessings from many people.
When he was complacent, he suddenly received a private message from a stranger, a series of communication numbers, followed by two words - add me.
Lin Bai was puzzled: "Who are you?"
"I play tennis, let's compete when we have time." The other party replied.
Lin Bai saw that they had the same interests and same sexual orientation. Although the address was a bit far away, he could exchange experience with each other, so he added the other party.
Lin Bai never expected that with this addition, he would be on good terms with the other party.
"If I hadn't taken the initiative to add you, maybe you wouldn't be like today, like an old man all day long!" Lin Bai would complain to Yan Bin like this sometimes.
"Okay, stop dreaming, basic attributes determine family status." Yan Bin replied to him like this.
Every time Lin Bai saw Yan Bin's triumphant face, he felt like strangling him to death.
Having said that, after Lin Bai joined Yan Bin, the other party quickly agreed to him.
The curious Lin Bai clicked into the opponent's space for the first time.It's a pity that there aren't any photos in it, and there are a lot of comments below even the few news, and Yan Bin's response is also very worrying, as if the program is set, all "hmm" "Yes", occasionally replied a few more words for an unprecedented time, but it was: "Well, yes".
A guy who is stingy with punctuation in chat.
"Is this your trumpet?" Lin Bai didn't believe him.
"No." He replied.
"There's so little movement."
Then be silent about convenience.
Lin Bai thought he guessed right, and the other party was too embarrassed to reply to his message, but after a long time, the other party sent a message: "It's quite rare."
"Are you time-traveling?" Lin Bai deliberately teased him.
Who knew that he would reply: "I checked my feed, and by the way, I also read all your feeds."
Yes, what he said at the time was in passing, but Lin Bai has an unusual brain structure, and he likes to see the good of others first.
He hasn't been in a relationship for two years in college, and he doesn't like to play games. Apart from reading books, most of his time is spent on three days, one small sigh and two days, one big mourning. There are so many news, and all of them are adolescent boys. The hypocritical ravings are almost all "look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle", "my sadness", "your tears"...such sentences can make people's teeth sour.These sentences, even if you find a monk with a calm mind like water, you probably have to read the scalp and give up the practice.
It is conceivable how strong this Yan Bin's endurance is.
"All?" I couldn't believe it.
"Yes."
"It's true!" Lin Bai was surprised.
"Fake." He replied.
Lin Bai: "..."
After a while, he replied: "It's true, what you wrote is pretty good. It's just that some places are too hypocritical."
Lin Bai: "..."
Lin Bai understands why some people have so few friends and don't even know how to tell lies.
Later, Lin Bai heard a joke from a good friend of Yan Bin who had heard about his sexuality, saying that Yan Bin was probably reincarnated from Kuaibing Cube, and anyone who wanted to get close to him basically had two rounds of conversations. When I got down, I gave up decisively.
His conversations with others went something like this:
In a certain grove at school, someone who wanted to be friends with him: "Hi, can I sit next to you?"
"Sit." He said.
"My name is XX, what about you?" said the other party.
"Yan Bin." He said.
"What are you doing?" asked the other party.
"Reading." He said.
"What book are you reading, isn't it hehehe..." the other party.
""Structural Mechanics"." He lowered his head and didn't even look at the other party the whole time.
……
After going back and forth like this, there are fewer and fewer people who can continue to chat with him, so he likes silence more and more, and he has naturally become the kind of abstinent, cold and beautiful male god in the eyes of ignorant girls.
Of course, Lin Bai had never seen Yan Bin like this before.Because when Yan Bin was chatting with him, he would take the initiative to find topics, although sometimes the topics were awkward, but fortunately, the two sides could not see each other's expressions through the screen, and Yan Bin naturally couldn't see Lin Bai's expression. It almost turned into Tianling Gai's small white eyes.
Lin Bai is such a boring person. It was obviously awkward to chat with the other party at the time, but for the sake of the other party's handsomeness, he still chatted with the other party.
The two chatted from daily greetings to some messy things, and occasionally analyzed each other's lives.
Once, Lin Bai asked Yan Bin: "Do you have social phobia, so you only dare to chat with me who is far away?"
Yan Bin: "No, I'm just lazy."
Lin Bai: "Then why are you talking to me so diligently?"
Yan Bin: "I don't know, it's just that when I see your news, I can't help but want to go back."
Lin Bai looked at the words on the screen, imitated countless scenes of the other party falling in love with him at first sight, and laughed to become a fool in the eyes of his roommate.
They chatted and chatted like this for nearly half a year.
Late at night in the fall of [-], Yan Bin suddenly posted a message in five words: I am very disturbed.
Lin Bai asked him what was wrong, and he said nothing.
Lin Bai is the kind of person who especially loves to feel compassion for others, commonly known as meddling.At that time, he also chatted with Yan Bin for more than half a year, and he already regarded Yan Bin as a distant friend of his.
He kept pressing him, but Yan Bin never answered him directly, and even didn't reply to his messages at all.
Lin Bai was a little worried about him, and a little angry at his reaction, until the next afternoon, Yan Bin suddenly called Lin Bai.
It can be said that Lin Bai was very surprised at the time, because Yan Bin was not very good at chatting, and Lin Bai was the kind of person who could make witty remarks with a keyboard, but had nothing to say when he raised the phone.So in the six months before this, the two of them only talked on the phone once, and that time they talked for nearly an hour, during which there were three or ten minutes of silence, and another ten minutes was either Yan Bin or Lin Bai...
It can be said to be quite embarrassing.
Later, Lin Bai never called Yan Bin again, and Yan Bin never called him.
At this time, the other party called suddenly, and Lin Bai naturally remembered his news.Lin Baitian loves to think blindly, and his mind has already simulated Yan Bin's experience of all kinds of life and death.
Finally, he answered the phone with a little trepidation.
He picked up the phone and gave a soft feed.In the next second, his heart suddenly beat violently, and Yan Bin's voice in the microphone was very low, like a radio anchor who specializes in chicken soup for the soul.He said, "Xiaobai, I'm at the train station, come and pick me up!"
Bang, like a bomb exploded in Lin Bai's mind.He was dumbfounded on the spot.
As a pseudo-straight man who has never been in love with a man, facing Yan Bin, who has traveled thousands of miles to meet him for eight hours, it is a lie to say that he is not moved, but more of it is fear.
"Why, are you afraid that I will eat you?" Later, when Lin Bai told Yan Bin about this, he deliberately made fun of him.
"No?" Lin Bai was a little embarrassed.
"Ok?"
"Afraid of pain!" Lin Bai replied shyly.
He slapped him on the head, and said: "You brain, what nonsense you think about all day long!"
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Lin Baimei has clear eyes and fair skin, which is considered a good-looking type.As the saying goes, a whole bottle of water does not sway, but half a bottle of water makes waves. At that time, he saw that he was basically the kind with Meitu Xiuxiu filter.
Typical narcissist.
Lin Bai was like most students when he was studying, and he hung out on the post bar for a long time.He learned about countless rotten cultures in this place: gay movies, BL novels, BL comics—under the invasion of these things, this wonderful young man successfully bent into a mosquito coil with the fragrance of chrysanthemum.
In Yan Bin's words, this is called liberating nature.
Lin Bai was one year older than Yan Bin. At that time, he was in his third year of junior high school. He didn't have Ming Sao after the two got acquainted.Ignorant girls call Yan Bin such a flirtatious young man as a high-cold Ouba, an ascetic beauty; people like Lin Bai who are jealous of his charm love to call him sullen and prudish; Yan Bin himself thinks he is prudent.
The self-proclaimed prudent Sao Nian, like Lin Bai and other people who call themselves babies, occasionally visits the post bar, and even secretly pays attention to a certain comrade's post bar.
That's where they met.
In fact, they had already met before.It was 2011. Li Na returned to China after winning the Grand Slam at the French Open. Within a few months, she held the "Li Na and Friends" International Elite Tennis Tournament in Wuhan. Sitting next to Lin Bai.
In the ball game with so many people, the reason why Lin Bai has an impression of him is of course not all because he is handsome.
After watching the game that day, the two friends who went with Lin Bai were going to play a friendly match nearby, and they happened to be short of one player in the doubles of a group of three.Lin Bai thought that good-looking people have a good heart, so he naturally greeted Yan Bin who was sitting next to him, and asked him if he would go to play.
Yan Bin glanced at him, coldly replied without saying a word, then got up and left.It looked as if he was pulled like two to five to eighty thousand. Lin Bai didn't mention punching him at that time because he was tall, and he was afraid that he would not be able to beat him.
Of course, after the two got acquainted later, Yan Bin never admitted to this relationship. He insisted that they had never met before, but he gave him an anniversary gift in the first December after they were together. .
This day is the time for that tennis match.
In fact, the reason why Yan Bin rejected him that day was because he had to catch a plane to go back to school. He skipped class and went to Wuhan directly from Qingdao to watch a football game.
Later, Lin Bai also learned that Yan Bin's college days were simple and even boring. Apart from tennis, his spare time was basically reading books, and he never talked about girlfriends. Except for Lin Bai who suddenly appeared, his four In his college circle, there were only a few roommates and a few girls who chased after him...
Pulling away, time goes back to when they really met.
It was the New Year, and because Lin Bai was bored at home, he posted his first post in a post bar that he had followed for a long time.
It was also Lin Bai's birthday that day, and his post, which advertised as asking for blessings but was actually a lonely chat, received a good response and received blessings from many people.
When he was complacent, he suddenly received a private message from a stranger, a series of communication numbers, followed by two words - add me.
Lin Bai was puzzled: "Who are you?"
"I play tennis, let's compete when we have time." The other party replied.
Lin Bai saw that they had the same interests and same sexual orientation. Although the address was a bit far away, he could exchange experience with each other, so he added the other party.
Lin Bai never expected that with this addition, he would be on good terms with the other party.
"If I hadn't taken the initiative to add you, maybe you wouldn't be like today, like an old man all day long!" Lin Bai would complain to Yan Bin like this sometimes.
"Okay, stop dreaming, basic attributes determine family status." Yan Bin replied to him like this.
Every time Lin Bai saw Yan Bin's triumphant face, he felt like strangling him to death.
Having said that, after Lin Bai joined Yan Bin, the other party quickly agreed to him.
The curious Lin Bai clicked into the opponent's space for the first time.It's a pity that there aren't any photos in it, and there are a lot of comments below even the few news, and Yan Bin's response is also very worrying, as if the program is set, all "hmm" "Yes", occasionally replied a few more words for an unprecedented time, but it was: "Well, yes".
A guy who is stingy with punctuation in chat.
"Is this your trumpet?" Lin Bai didn't believe him.
"No." He replied.
"There's so little movement."
Then be silent about convenience.
Lin Bai thought he guessed right, and the other party was too embarrassed to reply to his message, but after a long time, the other party sent a message: "It's quite rare."
"Are you time-traveling?" Lin Bai deliberately teased him.
Who knew that he would reply: "I checked my feed, and by the way, I also read all your feeds."
Yes, what he said at the time was in passing, but Lin Bai has an unusual brain structure, and he likes to see the good of others first.
He hasn't been in a relationship for two years in college, and he doesn't like to play games. Apart from reading books, most of his time is spent on three days, one small sigh and two days, one big mourning. There are so many news, and all of them are adolescent boys. The hypocritical ravings are almost all "look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle", "my sadness", "your tears"...such sentences can make people's teeth sour.These sentences, even if you find a monk with a calm mind like water, you probably have to read the scalp and give up the practice.
It is conceivable how strong this Yan Bin's endurance is.
"All?" I couldn't believe it.
"Yes."
"It's true!" Lin Bai was surprised.
"Fake." He replied.
Lin Bai: "..."
After a while, he replied: "It's true, what you wrote is pretty good. It's just that some places are too hypocritical."
Lin Bai: "..."
Lin Bai understands why some people have so few friends and don't even know how to tell lies.
Later, Lin Bai heard a joke from a good friend of Yan Bin who had heard about his sexuality, saying that Yan Bin was probably reincarnated from Kuaibing Cube, and anyone who wanted to get close to him basically had two rounds of conversations. When I got down, I gave up decisively.
His conversations with others went something like this:
In a certain grove at school, someone who wanted to be friends with him: "Hi, can I sit next to you?"
"Sit." He said.
"My name is XX, what about you?" said the other party.
"Yan Bin." He said.
"What are you doing?" asked the other party.
"Reading." He said.
"What book are you reading, isn't it hehehe..." the other party.
""Structural Mechanics"." He lowered his head and didn't even look at the other party the whole time.
……
After going back and forth like this, there are fewer and fewer people who can continue to chat with him, so he likes silence more and more, and he has naturally become the kind of abstinent, cold and beautiful male god in the eyes of ignorant girls.
Of course, Lin Bai had never seen Yan Bin like this before.Because when Yan Bin was chatting with him, he would take the initiative to find topics, although sometimes the topics were awkward, but fortunately, the two sides could not see each other's expressions through the screen, and Yan Bin naturally couldn't see Lin Bai's expression. It almost turned into Tianling Gai's small white eyes.
Lin Bai is such a boring person. It was obviously awkward to chat with the other party at the time, but for the sake of the other party's handsomeness, he still chatted with the other party.
The two chatted from daily greetings to some messy things, and occasionally analyzed each other's lives.
Once, Lin Bai asked Yan Bin: "Do you have social phobia, so you only dare to chat with me who is far away?"
Yan Bin: "No, I'm just lazy."
Lin Bai: "Then why are you talking to me so diligently?"
Yan Bin: "I don't know, it's just that when I see your news, I can't help but want to go back."
Lin Bai looked at the words on the screen, imitated countless scenes of the other party falling in love with him at first sight, and laughed to become a fool in the eyes of his roommate.
They chatted and chatted like this for nearly half a year.
Late at night in the fall of [-], Yan Bin suddenly posted a message in five words: I am very disturbed.
Lin Bai asked him what was wrong, and he said nothing.
Lin Bai is the kind of person who especially loves to feel compassion for others, commonly known as meddling.At that time, he also chatted with Yan Bin for more than half a year, and he already regarded Yan Bin as a distant friend of his.
He kept pressing him, but Yan Bin never answered him directly, and even didn't reply to his messages at all.
Lin Bai was a little worried about him, and a little angry at his reaction, until the next afternoon, Yan Bin suddenly called Lin Bai.
It can be said that Lin Bai was very surprised at the time, because Yan Bin was not very good at chatting, and Lin Bai was the kind of person who could make witty remarks with a keyboard, but had nothing to say when he raised the phone.So in the six months before this, the two of them only talked on the phone once, and that time they talked for nearly an hour, during which there were three or ten minutes of silence, and another ten minutes was either Yan Bin or Lin Bai...
It can be said to be quite embarrassing.
Later, Lin Bai never called Yan Bin again, and Yan Bin never called him.
At this time, the other party called suddenly, and Lin Bai naturally remembered his news.Lin Baitian loves to think blindly, and his mind has already simulated Yan Bin's experience of all kinds of life and death.
Finally, he answered the phone with a little trepidation.
He picked up the phone and gave a soft feed.In the next second, his heart suddenly beat violently, and Yan Bin's voice in the microphone was very low, like a radio anchor who specializes in chicken soup for the soul.He said, "Xiaobai, I'm at the train station, come and pick me up!"
Bang, like a bomb exploded in Lin Bai's mind.He was dumbfounded on the spot.
As a pseudo-straight man who has never been in love with a man, facing Yan Bin, who has traveled thousands of miles to meet him for eight hours, it is a lie to say that he is not moved, but more of it is fear.
"Why, are you afraid that I will eat you?" Later, when Lin Bai told Yan Bin about this, he deliberately made fun of him.
"No?" Lin Bai was a little embarrassed.
"Ok?"
"Afraid of pain!" Lin Bai replied shyly.
He slapped him on the head, and said: "You brain, what nonsense you think about all day long!"
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