Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

With this little episode, Liszt said that he would not let Shan Zeng lead him, saying that his driving skills were too poor, and he might crash at the next intersection.

The two of them arrived home soon. Fortunately, no one came to do business in the morning, and there was no small note pasted on the door.

After I got home, I had after-effects after eating so much spicy food.Liszt felt a burning sensation in his stomach, and lay on the sofa screaming.

In order to alleviate the symptoms of Liszt's stomach pain, Shan Zeng used spells to digest Liszt's food. His big hands with thick calluses moved slowly on his stomach, and the warm and comfortable feeling penetrated into his stomach.

The stomach pain gradually eased, and Liszt blushed slightly, "Thank you."

"If I had discovered the anomaly of the tea earlier, you wouldn't have been like this."

"Uh... what happened to the tea?"

"Absorbed magic energy."

"What? Why does Old Wu's family have demon energy?" Old Wu is a well-known pure cultivator.

Shan Zeng: "Someone in their family is possessed by a demon. You are weak in practice, so it's hard to feel it."

Liszt was surprised: "What... what? How is it possible?"

"There is a person in their family who is the main person in my investigation of the case."

"Huh?" Liszt recalled his surprise at Wu's house just now, and couldn't help feeling terrified, "Didn't you say that their family is not one of the suspects?" Lie to me? !

Shan Zeng touched his nose, "I'm afraid you're too nervous, so..."

Liszt was a little angry, although it was right for Shan Zeng to do so, but!Isn't this kind of thing scarier when you think about it later? !

"Fuck, I fucking want to die! I even asked him what happened to the Buddha statue at home? And his little son!" Thinking of this, Liszt strangled Shan Zeng's neck, "Say!!! Is his son just What the hell!!!"

Shan Zeng's neck was pinned by Liszt and he couldn't breathe, "Cough, let go first."

"Don't let go! Tell me quickly!!!" Liszt was about to collapse, will I be hunted down! ! !

"...is...is" sing out a few words.

Letting go, Liszt lay back in despair, "I, am I going to be silenced?" Ah, I'm still young and I don't want to die.

Shan Zeng touched Liszt's stomach comfortingly with a smile, "Don't worry, they haven't..." His hand seemed to touch something.

Shan Zeng looked at his right hand, the wrist and the palm part disappeared, but the hand still felt.Grabbing it with his right hand, he felt something hard and square, and pulled it out to see...a wallet.

Liszt wondered how Shan Zeng said half of his words, "Nothing for the time being?"

"Liszt..." Shan Zeng slowly raised the object in his hand.

Liszt looked up with difficulty, "My wallet?"

... three awkward seconds.

"How did you stick it in!!!" Liszt's expression became extremely frightened, "My God!"

Shan Zeng put the wallet aside, clasped Liszt's wrist with both hands, and couldn't help laughing for a moment, "Calm down."

Liszt pretended to roll his eyes, fainted, and closed his eyes tightly, not wanting to speak.

Shan Zeng couldn't laugh or cry when he saw Liszt's appearance, "I won't ask you, don't be nervous." In fact, he also made a rough guess in his heart.

After a while, Liszt's complicated inner struggle finally came to an end, and he opened his eyes to face the reality.

"Well..." Liszt turned his head, "...it's like this, I'm...just...a special constitution, um... I was born with... this bag. But I'm a man! There's no doubt about it!" he said firmly.

"Yeah, I know." Shan Zeng looked at Liszt with a smile.

After saying this, Liszt got up and said to Shan Zeng: "Don't tell others, few people know about this matter."

Shan Zeng nodded, "Well, don't say it."

Liszt's face slowly turned red, "This... my parents can't get in the bag, I don't know... how you got in." He knew that only the partner and cubs of the transformed female kangaroo can touch the pouch To...Although I am a male kangaroo, but...Thinking of this possibility, my cheeks feel a little hot.

Shan Zeng, who didn't know about it, also had a feeling that it took away Liszt's first time, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.

At this time, a burst of telephone ringing broke the deadlock.Shan Zeng hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket. After seeing the caller ID, he was a little surprised. He answered the phone and walked to the balcony, "Mao Bureau? What's the matter..."

Liszt still hasn't recovered from sitting on the sofa. If my mother knows that she has lived with the man for only two days, she will... oh... cover her eyes, it would be so embarrassing.

After a while, Shan Zeng came back from the balcony, grabbed the coat on the sofa, and said to Liszt, "I have something to go out for a while."

"What?" Before Liszt could react, he hurried out.

Collapsing back on the sofa, Liszt closed his eyes.After a while, as if he remembered something, he grabbed the key of the battery car, got up and rushed to the kitchen, looking out the window.Shan Zeng's figure just disappeared at the turn of the alley.

Hey, why are you walking so fast, or I will lend you the car...

At night, Shan Zeng didn't come back, and he turned off the phone when he called him. Liszt thought that he probably had a mission, so he took a shower first.

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Lying on the bed, Liszt vaguely heard someone knocking on the door. He got up and walked to the door and opened it.

"Liszt, we brought you delicious food~" It's parents, why are they here?

Mom came in carrying durians, while Dad carried a banana tree on his shoulders.Liszt felt weird, but he still opened the door for them.It's so hot, Liszt wiped his sweat.

Mom asked Liszt: "How did you do on the final exam?"

He creaked in his heart, it's broken, I haven't prepared for the final exam yet.

Eh?not me...

The figure of the parents gradually disappeared...

Liszt struggled to wake up, hoo... it turned out to be a dream, his head was dizzy, he should sleep again.

After a while, the door of the room opened, and Liszt opened his eyes. It turned out that Shan Zeng came in, but Liszt's whole body seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't move.

Shan Zeng pushed his body, "What's wrong with you?"

Liszt stretched out his hand, "Give me a hand, I can't move anymore."

Shan Zeng pulled Liszt up and sat on the edge of the bed, "It's all right."

"It's okay..." He felt his eyelids getting heavier and heavier, and gradually fell asleep again.

Then he heard the rustling sound of plastic bags in his sleep. Hearing the sound, Liszt walked to the living room and bought a large bag of snacks. He saw Liszt coming out and eating potato chips and walking in front of him.

"Why are you only wearing a towel?" Shan Zeng asked.

"Ah?" Looking down, the towel was crumbling, "I..."

In the next second, Liszt was already pressurized on the bed by the single sheet, looked down again, and the towel had fallen to the ground.

"Wait...um..." His lips and teeth blended together, he felt that he was about to suffocate, the first kiss seemed not as good as he imagined, it was just suffocation, suffocation...

No, no, "Ah..."

"Wow! Wow!" Waking up again, Liszt felt a little more awake, his face was covered by the quilt, his body was sticky, and he felt very uncomfortable.

Liszt got up, sat on the bed and recalled the series of fantasy dreams just now, and felt very absurd after waking up.

The dog barked again, "Wow!" accompanied by the sound of the door being scratched by its claws.Is there a dog scratching at my gate?Liszt turned over and got out of bed, er...it was cool, the part on the long johns was in a mess, he had to put on a pair of sweatpants to cover it up, and walked out of the room.

The knocking on the door continued, and the barking of the dog became louder and louder, so Liszt had no choice but to respond loudly: "Come on, come on."

As soon as the door was opened, a pure black four-eyed dog threw itself on Liszt.Because the figure was not tall enough, the black dog only licked the corner of Liszt's autumn clothes, and happily circled around Liszt.

"Xiao Hei?" Liszt was quite surprised, why did Xiao Hei come to him?Patting its butt, Liszt asked it, "Where is your master? Why did you come to my house suddenly?"

"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" Xiao Hei called out to Liszt.

There is a black line on Liszt's head, I can't understand what you said.

"Xiao Hei!" At this moment, a young man ran up the stairs quickly.Seeing Liszt standing at the door, he said: "Hey, Liszt, you are at home. Xiao Hei and I were passing by, and he suddenly ran to you."

Liszt was busy dealing with Xiao Hei's enthusiastic offensive, and smiled and said to the visitor: "Xu Hua, maybe your Xiao Hei is still thinking about the big bone I made for him last time."

Xiao Hei stopped making out with Liszt, Xu Hua stood at the bottom of the steps, Xiao Hei wanted to go down and stand with his master, but he was reluctant to leave Liszt, so it ran back and forth between the two.

At this time, Xu Hua suddenly looked at Liszt with strange eyes, and stood at the bottom of the steps without moving.

Xiao Hei, who was standing beside Liszt, called out to Xu Hua: "Wow!" Master, come up quickly!

Seeing that Xu Hua couldn't come up, Liszt invited, "Xu Hua, come to my house for a cup of tea?"

Xu Hua came back to his senses and nodded quickly, "Okay, okay." He walked up and picked up Xiao Hei's leash, "Let's go to your Uncle Li's house to play."

Just as Xiao Hei was about to rush in, his master grabbed his feet.Xu Hua grabbed Xiao Hei's feet, turned over the pads to show Liszt, and asked, "Why don't you let him wash his feet in the toilet first, he just rolled around in the sand downstairs."

Liszt smiled and said: "It's okay, I haven't been here for a long time, let Xiao Hei come in."

Xu Hua put down Xiao Hei's paw, and Xiao Hei rushed to the living room like crazy, rolling around on the carpet.

When Liszt closed the door, Xu Hua suddenly said seriously to Liszt, "Did you get dirty with something these past few days?"

"Ah?" Liszt was a little confused when he was suddenly asked like this.But Xu Hua was his friend, so he frankly talked about the strange things he had encountered in the past few days, but concealed the content related to Shan Zeng's investigation of the case.

"It should be that cup of tea." Xu Hua said, he is a dryad and is very sensitive to devil energy, "Do you know that you are contaminated with devil energy?"

Liszt nodded.