Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

It was still a bit crowded for two big men to ride in a battery car, not to mention that both of them were wearing thick clothes in the early morning.Sitting in front of Liszt, Shan Zeng squeezed himself a little.

"You...you sit back a little bit."

Shan Zeng sat at the back and moved, "What now?"

When he moved, Liszt almost missed the front of the car, "It's better."

After a while, the bumps along the way made Shan Zeng slowly slide towards Liszt again.Liszt could even feel the hot air from Shan Zeng blowing on his ears.

Liszt's ears gradually turned red, and Shan Zeng couldn't help touching Liszt's ears with his hand, "Your ears are very red."

Shan Zeng's hands were icy and cold, and when they touched Liszt's ears, it was very irritating. Liszt shrank his neck, "Oh, don't touch it."

The battery car slowly drove towards the east of the city. Shan Zeng frowned as he looked at the increasingly familiar environment.When the car drove onto the bridge, Liszt jokingly said to Shan Zeng: "Hey, did you sleep under the bridge hole that day?"

"Ah."

Liszt laughed loudly, "Hahahaha." The battery bike was riding crookedly.

The car drove into the community, and Liszt took the order to go to the elevator of the unit building of Yujing's family.Yujing's family has opened several hot pot restaurants in the county, and they are living a good life. They also bought a house on the second floor of the top floor.

On the top floor, Liszt rang the doorbell, and the two waited for a long time before someone came to open the door.The one who opened the door was He Yuncai, the hostess of Yujing's family.

He Yuncai opened the door with a grim expression, and when she saw Liszt and Shan Zeng, she smiled politely, "It turns out that Director Li is here."

"Please come in, please come in." Seeing Liszt with a stranger, He Yuncai asked curiously, "Who is this?"

Our actor, Mr. Shan, was full of righteousness and introduced himself with a smile: "Hello, Ms. He, your uncle is the deputy director of our bureau. My name is Shan Zeng. I came to visit your house today uninvited. Excuse me."

He Yuncai found out that it was from his uncle's side, so he knew it and let them enter the house.

Shan Zeng handed several bags of seafood and gift boxes to He Yuncai, "A little gift is not a respect."

He Yuncai accepted it politely.

Shan Zeng and Liszt entered the living room only to find that He Yuncai's husband Wu Kaixiang and his eldest son were also in the living room, but their expressions were not good.

Liszt and Shan Zeng looked at each other, thinking that it was really not the right time for them to come.The atmosphere was a bit awkward, Liszt opened his mouth first: "Old Wu, you are not kind, just let us two guests stand around?"

Wu Kaixiang was in a bad mood at this time, and he didn't want to offend Liszt by adding a few bad records to his file.

He motioned for his son to stand up with him to make way for him, and greeted Liszt and the others, "Sit here." He winked and asked his wife to make tea.He said to Liszt: "Is Director Li here this time?"

Liszt smiled, "I have nothing to do, so I came with him."

Shan Zeng: "Hello."

Wu Kaixiang also heard Shan Zeng's self-introduction just now, knowing that Shan Zeng is a member of the China Criminal Investigation Bureau, he said to Shan Zeng: "Ah, come to our small county to handle the case?"

Shan Zeng said politely, "A small case."

Wu Kaixiang was vaguely worried, "So you came to my house this time to investigate the case?"

"No, I just came to visit." Shan Zeng smiled, "Deputy Director Liu took good care of me at work."

"Oh." Wu Kaixiang secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

At this time, the tea was also served.Liszt took a cup of tea, blew on it and was about to drink it, but the tea tasted weird as soon as he drank it, and he put the cup back on the table.

Shan Zeng soon chatted with Wu Kaixiang. Wu Kaixiang had also worked in the CCID before, so the content of their chat was related to the CCID.Liszt couldn't speak, so he could only look around boredly.

Liszt has been here several times. He remembered that Wu Kaixiang believed in Buddhism. There was a Buddha statue enshrined on the wall where he entered the gate. He hadn't noticed it just now. Looking at that place now, the Buddha statue is no longer there.

At this time, the two of them finished talking about a topic, Shan Zeng picked up the teacup to take a sip, sniffed it and put it down again.

After talking for a while, Wu Kaixiang had a good impression of Shan Zeng. Seeing that Shan Zeng didn't drink tea, he asked with concern: "Is this tea not to your taste?"

There was indeed something wrong with the taste of the tea, but Shan Zeng didn't want to reveal it, "No, the tea is good tea." He said so, but he still slowly put the tea back on the coffee table.

There was some silence for a while.

Liszt was able to intervene at this time, "Old Wu, why is there no Buddha statue in front of your house?"

Um?Shan Zeng found it interesting. Generally, monsters would not dare to place Buddha statues at home. After all, monsters are considered evil spirits, and they cannot guarantee that their practice will not be stained with blood.And Wu Kaixiang's family dared to place Buddha statues in their home, which shows that his family does not practice evil ways.And now...

Shan Zeng saw a flash of panic in Wu Kaixiang's eyes, and he dodged his eyes, "A while ago, my house was robbed by burglars."

This is not a good reason, Liszt thought, even if the Buddha statue is made of pure gold, even if it is so big, ordinary thieves would not dare to steal it.

After explaining casually, Wu Kaixiang found a topic to chat with Shan Zeng again.Liszt still couldn't get in his mouth. He looked at the room on the back of the first floor, as if a crack had opened, and a glowing eye suddenly appeared in the crack of the door.

"Ah!" Liszt was taken aback. He remembered that the room seemed to be the room of Wu Kaixiang's youngest son, Wu Xinmin.

Wu Kaixiang and Shan Zeng were frightened by him, and Wu Kaixiang asked curiously, "What's wrong with Director Li?"

Liszt was really taken aback, "Your son hides in the door to scare me!" pointing to Wu Xinmin's room.

Wu Xinmin might also have been surprised by Liszt's reaction, and quickly closed the door.

Wu Kaixiang explained embarrassingly: "Xinmin is an introverted child, and he is still ignorant at such an age. I'm sorry for scaring Director Li."

Shan Zeng turned his head to look at Wu Xinmin's closed door, his face turned cold.

Frightened by Wu Xinmin, Liszt didn't dare to aim casually, so he sat obediently next to Shan Zeng and listened to the two of them talking.As he listened, he gradually became a little impatient, and secretly poked Shan Zeng's side with his fingers, expressing that he wanted to leave.

I understand everything that needs to be understood, and if I stay any longer, Wu Kaixiang may have to keep himself to eat.Shan Zeng said a few polite words, saying that he was going back.

Liszt was already drowsy, and he stood up as soon as he heard that he was going home.

Wu Kaixiang said: "Don't leave, Xiao Dan, stay for dinner." Looking at his watch, "It's already ten o'clock, you two can stay for dinner."

Shan Zeng knew well that he couldn't stay at Wu's house any longer, so he made up a reason and replied: "Thank you, Lao Wu, but we have already reserved a seat at 'Yuan Lai Restaurant' at noon, and we will be a guest next time."

Liszt echoed: "Yes, yes, come again next time, come again next time."

Wu Kaixiang had no choice but to send the two downstairs, and exchanged contact information with Shan Zeng.

After Wu Kaixiang left in the elevator, Liszt said with a smile, "Isn't 'Yuan Lai Restaurant' selling steamed buns downstairs? Have you reserved a seat? Huh?"

"Shh." Shan Zeng signaled Li Si to speak in particular.

After the two people's battery car drove a long way, Shan Zeng whispered, "Want to eat something delicious?"

Liszt grinned, "Oh, it's itchy. I want to eat it." He added, "But I don't have any money."

"I invite you to eat." Shan Zeng continued to whisper in Liszt's ear.

Liszt shrank his neck, "Really?"

"Well, you choose where to go."

Liszt usually doesn't eat out very much. One is that it is too strange to eat out alone, and the other is that eating in the restaurant is a waste of money.After drinking that cup of tea at Yu Jing's house, Liszt felt a little cold in his stomach, so he proposed to eat spicy hot pot.

Liszt: "Did you feel the strange smell of their tea just now? I feel so cold in my stomach after drinking it."

"There is indeed a problem with his tea." Shan Zeng said.

Liszt said: "Is it spoiled?" Although Old Wu is stingy, he wouldn't entertain us with spoiled tea.

Shan Zeng: "This matter is a bit complicated, I will explain it to you when I get back."

……

The hot pot restaurant is on a dining street not far from Liszt's home. When Wu Xiaolu invited Liszt to dinner, he brought him here once. The heavy oil and spicy are the characteristics of this place.

There are not many people eating at noon, and the food will be served soon after ordering.Liszt gasped for breath and was sweating profusely after eating.Shan Zeng was not much better, he kept picking up coconut milk to stop the spicy.

After eating the hot pot, Liszt was already sweating, and he took off his coat and put it on the back of the chair.

"I said," Liszt blew his nose, "why order something so spicy."

Shan Zeng wiped his sweat with a paper towel, unbuttoned his shirt several times, and said, "Exorcise evil spirits."

"Huh?" Liszt was surprised, and wanted to look around vigilantly, and then found that the waiter was beside him.

Liszt: ...

The waiter smiled at Liszt: "Hehe, the humidity is heavy in spring, and it's just right to eat some spicy food to keep out the cold. Do you two need anything else?"

"No, no." Liszt replied quickly, "We are full."

After paying the bill, Liszt and Shan Zeng walked out of the restaurant. The temperature at noon was still very low, and the cold air hit their faces.Liszt, who had just sweated profusely, wrapped his coat tightly and shivered.

Shan Zeng looked at Liszt's situation and said, "I'll take you."

Liszt nodded silently as he looked at the plastic bag blown up by the strong wind and floated high in the distance.

In this way, Liszt became envious of Shan Zeng's figure again. When braking, his body would keep leaning forward, so that he could clearly feel Shan Zeng's strong muscles.Such a touch made Liszt couldn't help touching it with his hands.

Shan Zeng wore a shirt inside and a windproof jacket outside. The jacket was not thick, so he could feel Liszt's touch.

Shan Zeng said with a smile, "Are you taking revenge on me?"

Liszt, who was discovered, was a little embarrassed, and moved his butt back quietly.But with a brake, Liszt leaned forward again, then I moved again, another sudden brake, I moved again, and another sudden brake, Liszt's teeth directly hit the back of Shan Zeng's head.

"Hiss!" Shan Zeng pulled over to stop the car, covering the back with his hands.

Liszt pushed his hand away, "It's all right." He blew.

Shan Zeng: "Your teeth are really hard."

"Who told you to always brake suddenly." Liszt helped rub the back of Shan Zeng's head.