Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

After hanging up the phone, Shan Zeng asked, "What phone number?"

Liszt was a little guilty, he couldn't say that he asked someone for the anti-fetal medicine, so he said, "Uh, I asked for some folk prescriptions."

"Remedies? Why do you want folk remedies?" Shan Zeng felt strange.

"Hi...don't ask."

Seeing his face full of unspeakable concealment, Shan Zeng didn't ask any more questions.

Get on the battery car, and the two of them ride to Wu Xiaolu's house.

Wu Xiaolu's house is not far away, in an ordinary residential area near the east of the city.Liszt didn't come often, but came twice during the previous year-end statistics.As soon as he walked through the door of his house, Wu Xiaolu quickly opened the door.

"come in."

Liszt and Shan Zeng found a place to sit down, and Wu Xiaolu took two bottles of herbal tea from the refrigerator and threw them to them.

He opened a bottle and took a sip, and said to Liszt, "What do you think I asked you to do?"

Liszt shook his head, "You didn't say how we guessed it, it's just those cases."

Wu Xiaolu came over and sat on the sofa, crossed his legs and said to Liszt: "I'll take you to meet someone," smiled and leaned into Liszt's ear and said, "No,...it's a ghost."

Liszt was startled, and kicked Wu Xiaolu away, "Get lost!"

"Hahaha" Wu Xiaolu rubbed the thigh kicked by Liszt with a mean smile,

Seeing this scene, Shan Zeng was a little displeased, and he said to Wu Xiaolu, "If you want to see something, just take it out."

Wu Xiaolu closed his mouth and smiled, got up from the sofa, and said to Shan Zeng and Liszt: "Come with me."

"It's so mysterious." Although Liszt complained like this, his curiosity still made him follow Wu Xiaolu to the study.

The study room was pitch black, and Liszt fumbled to turn on the light, "Why is it so dark?"

"Don't turn on the light!" Wu Xiaolu stopped Liszt, "I specially sealed the windows, just for this effect."

Shan Zeng frowned, "What is this for?"

"Hey" In the darkness, Wu Xiaolu seemed to open some kind of container, and then a faint blue light lit up, a piece of burning yellow paper exuded blue light, and visible blue smoke gradually emerged.

In the weak light in the room, it can be seen vaguely that the green smoke tends to flow to the ground, slowly piling up the appearance of a young girl.

"Fuck me." Liszt quickly reached out and hugged Shan Zeng's arm standing next to him for a sense of security, "...What is this?"

As the smoke flowed, the girl seemed to smile, and a familiar voice sounded: "Uncle Li, have you forgotten me?"

Liszt was overwhelmed by the voice, and quickly hid behind Shan Zeng, but still yelled: "Wu Xiaolu! What the hell are you doing!"

"Hahahaha." Wu Xiaolu couldn't stop laughing, "You really forgot, the little girl is going to die of anger."

Liszt grabbed Shan Zeng's shoulder and said, "Hmph, isn't it the voice of that water ghost that day? What kind of foolish tricks are you playing? You're dead."

"I'm not pretending to be a ghost," Wu Xiaolu's voice gradually became darker, "The one in front of you is a real ghost."

This is the soul-revealing technique passed down by Taoist priests of the Talisman Sect, and it is the first time I have even seen Shan Zeng.

Wu Xiaolu said to Shan Zeng Liszt: "Save time, if you have any questions to ask Xiaoxiao, please ask quickly."

Hearing Wu Xiaolu's name for the water ghost, Liszt was very surprised: "Are you the water ghost who came that day? Are you really called Wen Xiaoxiao?"

Wen Xiaoxiao nodded slowly, "Yes, at first I wanted to find Mr. Shan, hoping that he could help me unravel the spell, but I finally landed on the shore that day, and only saw Uncle Li, so I wanted to enter your house. "

Liszt interjected, "Then how did you know to find me and Shan Zeng?"

Wen Xiaoxiao paused, and answered him: "It was the other water ghosts who told me about it."

Shan Zeng asked Wen Xiaoxiao: "Who untied your curse for you?"

Although I couldn't see the change of Wen Xiaoxiao's expression clearly, Liszt was sure that she was shy, "Yes... Brother Xiaolu unlocked it for me, and he brought it back for me."

Liszt was not happy when he heard this, he was a few years younger than Wu Xiaolu, why did he call him brother and my uncle.

"That's not true, but doesn't that mean that the Tiger Clan will only be able to undo the Suppressing Words Curse?"

Wu Xiaolu explained: "His curse is relatively simple."

Shan Zeng asked Wen Xiaoxiao: "Who cast the curse on you..."

"It's Wu Xinmin!" Wen Xiaoxiao suddenly became excited, "He killed me." After finishing speaking, she felt that she was stealing the words, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I was too excited."

Shan Zeng said, "Then what did he want you to hide?"

Wen Xiaoxiao then replied: "He is in the third year of high school in our school. Like me, he works in the radio station. One night during self-study, I ran into him eating raw fish by the pond in the school garden. His face was covered in blood. I was terrified at the time." It was broken, so I ran to the classroom quickly. Later, when I was looking for tutoring with my math teacher on Sunday, he pushed me into the river while I was walking by the river."

"Then you drowned?" Liszt said.

Wen Xiaoxiao nodded, "Maybe he was afraid that I would tell the story, so he cast a curse on me."

"Why do I think it's ridiculous if I go?" Liszt felt strange, "He's a monster, what are you afraid of saying? Who will believe you?"

Wu Xiaolu said: "Where is the nonsense? The ponds in their school are all carps, and Wu Xinmin's family members are all carps. If Wu Xinmin's family members know about this, Wu Xinmin will be beaten to death by his father."

"Then kill an innocent girl like this?" Liszt still found it inconceivable.

Shan Zeng explained: "Monsters sucking the flesh and blood of the same kind is a quick way to become enchanted. Maybe the Wu family didn't know that Wu Xinmin had already become enchanted at that time."

"Alas..." Liszt felt a little uncomfortable after hearing this, and he said to Wen Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, you are so pitiful."

Wen Xiaoxiao: "Thank you, Uncle Li, for comforting me. Now I just want to be reincarnated..."

Knowing that water ghosts cannot be reincarnated, Liszt asked Wu Xiaolu, "Can Xiaoxiao be reincarnated smoothly?"

Wu Xiaolu replied: "Wen Xiaoxiao's death was caused by monsters. According to regulations, the demon world will compensate her for a reincarnation quota."

"That's good." Liszt replied.

At this time, the flame of the yellow paper gradually became smaller and nearly extinguished. Only then did Liszt notice that a small piece of yellow paper had been burning for so long.

"It's time." Wu Xiaolu said.

I saw the last puff of blue smoke from the yellow paper dissipate, and the smoke that kept Wen Xiaoxiao's body gradually dissipated. Wu Xiaolu closed the lid of the container, and then opened the curtains. Liszt couldn't adapt to the light all of a sudden. , covering the eyes reflexively.

Wu Xiaolu took the black pot on the table in his hand, and said to the two of them, "Leave Wen Xiaoxiao's reincarnation to me, and I will report it to my superiors, so I don't need to bother you."

"Then hurry up, don't make Xiaoxiao wait too long." Liszt told him.

Wu Xiaolu replied: "Don't worry, it won't be long." Then he opened the big drawer at the bottom of the bookcase and carefully put the black pot in.

"Eh? Wu Xiaolu, what is the black pot you are holding?" Liszt asked.

Pushing the drawer back, Wu Xiaolu clapped his hands and said, "The container used to hold Wen Xiaoxiao's soul."

At this time, Liszt was still pulling on Shan Zeng's shoulder, with his chin resting on his shoulder. Wu Xiaolu looked at the two of them, smiled ambiguously and said, "You two haven't known each other for a few days, but your relationship is quite good."

Before taking it, Liszt would probably reply after hearing this: "That's right, we are two good brothers."

But now when he heard Wu Xiaolu teasing him like this, he couldn't get up, he retracted his head, walked out from behind Shan Zeng, and said to Wu Xiaolu, "None of your business."

The weight on the shoulders was lifted, Shan Zeng rubbed his shoulders and said, "Your jaw hurts my shoulders."

"Hahaha," Wu Xiaolu couldn't help but sarcasm Liszt when he heard this, he said to Shan Zeng: "Brother, are you sure that the chin with the Chinese character face can bite you?"

"Wu Xiaolu!" Liszt didn't like people laughing at his Chinese face since he was a child, "Are you annoying?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong." It was heard that Liszt was a little angry, and Wu Xiaolu didn't apologize sincerely.

Liszt was absolutely ungrateful for this kind of apology, he tilted his head and didn't want to speak.

The smile on Wu Xiaolu's face hadn't completely faded, so he had no choice but to go to Liszt's side and say some words of apology to save face.

Shan Zeng's keen sense of smell caught a trace of strange fragrance in the air, which came from the burning ashes of the yellow paper on the table, and Shan Zeng subconsciously reached out to wipe some ash.Wu Xiaolu who was standing by the side suddenly turned around, and immediately took a book to cover the ashes.

Shan Zeng looked at Wu Xiaolu suspiciously, and Wu Xiaolu explained to him: "You can't touch this ashes."

"Why?" Shan Zeng was puzzled.

"My master said, I just follow his meaning."

He also has a teacher, respects Wu Xiaolu's principles, Shan Zengshou said: "Okay."

"However." Shan Zeng said, "Can you tell me where you studied under?"

Hearing this, Liszt asked, "That's right, why didn't it say on my household registration that you still have a master?"

Wu Xiaolu was a little embarrassed, but still replied: "My master is the successor of the Fulu sect. He didn't want to reveal it, so I didn't report the information."

"Oh! Wu Xiaolu, Wu Xiaolu, how dare you lie? Say, is your master a man or a demon?" Liszt was so excited that he managed to catch Wu Xiaolu.

Wu Xiaolu was really embarrassed, patted Liszt on the shoulder and said, "Hey, don't force your brother."

Liszt shook his shoulders and said threateningly: "Hmph, don't get too close to me, I'll write it for you when I get back."