Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

In the evening, Xu Hua brought Xiao Hei home, who was extremely satisfied with the game. He was still a little embarrassed to see Shan Zeng sitting on the sofa.

"Hello..." Xu Hua greeted Shan Zeng.

Shan Zeng didn't speak, but nodded slightly.

Although Xiao Hei is just a native dog, he is a four-eyed dog in the owner's mouth!It can clearly see the prototype of Shan Zeng, the cowardice flowing in the blood, which makes him very afraid of the aura emanating from Shan Zeng.

Xiao Hei tugged at the leash, thinking of going to the balcony.

Xu Hua had no choice but to follow Xiao Hei, took him to the balcony, let him stay there, and went back to the living room by himself.

"Shan Zeng..." Xu Hua called out weakly.

Shan Zeng looked away from the TV, "What's the matter?"

Just after going downstairs, Xu Hua has been reflecting on why she was put off by Shan Zeng, the old man who hated him at first sight.

Until he saw Xiao Hei fighting a stray dog ​​because of a bone, he understood that Shan Zeng was... protecting the food!

Now that he vaguely knew the inside story, Xu Hua tentatively asked, "Liszt told you to sleep with him, did he tell you just now?"

? !No wonder he moved all his clothes to his room, that was the intention.The corners of Shan Zeng's mouth rose slightly, but out of some kind of psychology, he still replied: "Well, I know." His eyes returned to the TV.

Xu Hua sneered inwardly, "Tch, don't think I didn't see you laughing, it's awkward."

……

In the evening, Shan Zeng took a shower early and lay on the bed, um... Liszt's bed.Supervisor Xu Hua finished drinking the potion, and Liszt went back to his room.

Seeing someone else lying on his big bed, Liszt was speechless again, and silently moved a small stool to put it under his feet, and pulled out the quilt from the top cabinet by grabbing the cabinet.

"Let me put the quilt on." Liszt put the quilt on the bed and asked Shan Zeng to move his feet.

Liszt put on the quilt with a sad face, Shan Zeng looked at his expression and felt a little funny in his heart.

"Oh..." Liszt sighed.

Shan Zeng asked him, "What's wrong?"

Liszt turned his head and said lightly, "It's okay."

Shan Zeng pressed his lips to hide his smile, "Don't be like this, the sofa is quite soft."

"Hehe." Liszt shook the quilt straight.

"I'm leaving." Rolling up the quilt, he picked it up and prepared to go to the living room, but Shan Zeng held him back.

"What are you doing?"

Shan Zeng looked at Liszt with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and slowly said four words, "Be careful of catching a cold."

Liszt, who thought he wanted to keep her, was very angry!

"Humph! Garbage!" Only cursing like this can relieve my anger.

Shan Zeng finally couldn't hold it anymore, and laughed loudly, "I'm kidding you."

Pulling the quilt from Liszt's hand, "Let's sleep together, I'm not such a bastard." As he spoke, he pulled the quilt over himself, leaving half of the space for Liszt.

"Hmph!" Liszt turned his head, but he still spread the quilt, and just about to lie down, he suddenly asked: "I want to sleep on my original quilt, you sleep on this one."

"Okay, okay." Shan Zeng, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, pulled his long legs out of the quilt, and then stretched them into another quilt.

Liszt, who was watching from the side, was a little confused, "You... why are you sleeping naked instead of wearing pajamas?"

"Aren't you wearing underwear?" Shan Zeng has been sleeping like this since he was a child, and he doesn't know what pajamas are.

Defeated... Liszt got into bed silently in his pajamas.

Shan Zeng turned to Liszt's side and said to him, "Are you going to bed without taking a shower today?" He remembered that Liszt took a bath every day.

Liszt lay on his back and replied: "I just washed it yesterday." He was not used to using the bathroom outside, and Shan Zeng was too embarrassed to use the private bathroom in the room, so he planned to wash after Shan Zeng got up tomorrow morning.

"so……"

Liszt inexplicably felt that the sound of Shan Zeng dragged on for a long time, and the magnetic voice made him feel a little itchy in his heart.Shan Zeng had already turned off the bedside lamp and fell asleep. Liszt turned to Shan Zeng's side to see if he was asleep.

Unexpectedly, Shan Zeng was facing towards him, and when he felt the movement, he opened his eyes and looked at Liszt.

"Hehe..." Liszt smiled awkwardly, "I'm used to sleeping this way."

Shan Zeng closed his eyes.

Ah, the single eyelashes are so long.

Well, the nose is also very straight.

Lips are so sexy too...

Shan Zeng opened his eyes again, and said with a half-smile, "Still sleeping?"

Liszt quickly closed his eyes, "Go to sleep."

It was the first time he slept with someone else as an adult. Liszt was a little embarrassed, facing Shan Zeng. He was afraid that his breathing would disturb him too much, but he couldn't sleep because he couldn't breathe, and he couldn't sleep until very late.

The next day Liszt woke up very early, got up in a daze, and found himself nestled in Shan Zeng's blanket, and stiffly withdrew his blanket from Shan Zeng's arms, Liszt leaned on the pillow and thought silently With what happened these days.

Since Shan Zeng came, there have been incidents of water ghosts, Zhang Yunbao, Wu Xinmin, and the demons... These past few days, the incidents that have happened to me have become more and more strange.Why does the water ghost want to find himself?Why did Zhang Yunbao's family leave the city overnight?There is also the involvement of the Wu family and the demons...

After thinking so much, Liszt felt a little irritable. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and took a pack of cigarettes, took out one and lit it.

A hand stretched out and snatched the cigarette butt away, "Don't smoke on the bed." Shan Zeng got up, pressed Liszt halfway, snuffed out the cigarette butt, and threw it into the ashtray on Liszt's side.

Liszt was frightened by Shan Zeng, and was choked by the smoke and coughed non-stop, "Ahem, cough, you want... cough cough... scare me to death."

I squinted my eyes from being choked by the smoke, and the cigarette I took just one puff was wasted like this.Liszt turned to Shan Zeng angrily and said, "Brother, this is my bed!"

"It's mine now."

There was nothing wrong with Liszt hearing this, but why did he feel so weird?

"Very few monsters are infected with this thing." Shan Zeng was referring to Liszt's habit of smoking.

Liszt pretended to be deep and said, "I can't help it. I was under a lot of pressure in college, and I learned it at that time."

Shan Zeng put his hands behind his head and asked him, "What have you been thinking about lying on the bedside for so long?"

"You woke up a long time ago..." Liszt was a little embarrassed when he was discovered.

Shan Zeng smiled and said, "Can I not wake up when you make such a big noise when you get out of my arms?"

Liszt blushed for a moment and scratched his head.

Shan Zeng also got up and leaned against the head of the bed like him, "What are you thinking about?"

"Thinking about the past few days..." Liszt asked suddenly, "Can I ask you something?"

"Oh?" Shan Zeng raised his eyebrows, "Let's hear it."

"I want to investigate the case with you."

Shan Zeng didn't know why Liszt made this request suddenly, so he asked him, "Why do you suddenly think so?"

"You all know that I am more or less familiar with the monsters in the county, and now everyone's life is under threat." Liszt bit his lower lip, "I also want to do my part..."

Hearing this answer, Shan Zeng found it interesting, chuckled and said, "I didn't expect you to have such an ambition."

Liszt, who was shyly twisting his quilt just a second ago, got angry, and a tiger jumped on Shan Zeng's body when he came down the mountain, "Aww, can you shut up!" He covered Shan Zeng's mouth with one hand, viciously threatened.

Shan Zeng was still laughing non-stop, exhaling hot breath on Liszt's hand, which was a little wet, and the two of them looked at each other, and the atmosphere became a little ambiguous...

"Hey!" Liszt, who didn't dare to look directly into Shan Zeng's eyes, removed his hand pretending to be disgusted, and wiped it on the quilt, "Your saliva is disgusting."

Then there was silence for a while, neither of them spoke, Liszt lifted the quilt and wanted to get out of bed first.

"Okay." Shan Zeng said suddenly, "I promise you."

Liszt climbed onto the bed again, "What did you say, are you kidding me?"

"I promise you, I'm not kidding." Shan Zeng replied.

Liszt was still worried, "Okay. Then you can't go back on your word."

"There is nothing to regret."

……

After breakfast, Shan Zeng answered a phone call, put on his coat and was about to go out. Liszt just came out of the kitchen, his hands hadn't been wiped clean, and he asked Shan Zeng, "Are you going out?"

Shan Zeng held the doorknob, "Go and find Wu Xiaolu, come together?"

"Wait, wait a minute." Liszt quickly wiped his hands on his pants, "I'm wearing a dress."

Liszt went to the room to get the coat, and then ran to the balcony.

"Xu Hua! I want to go out for a while."

Xu Hua turned around just in time to see Liszt leaning out half of his body, "Oh, you go."

"This is for you." Liszt threw the key to Xu Hua, "I'm leaving."

"Let's go." Xu Hua lay back on the deck chair to bask in the sun.

When he went downstairs, Liszt thought that leaving Xu Hua alone at home made him feel uneasy, so he said to Shan Zeng, "Isn't it good to leave Xu Hua alone at home?"

Shan Zeng was speechless, "He's not a child, what's wrong when he's alone at home?"

"But he..." Liszt stopped talking when he thought that he couldn't tell about Xu Hua's pregnancy.

"What about him?" Shan Zeng asked.

"It's nothing..." Liszt changed the subject, "By the way, what are you doing at Wu Xiaolu's house?"

"He called me and asked me to come over without saying anything."

Liszt took the key and opened the garage door, "Aren't you going to the police station?"

Shan Zeng didn't understand Liszt's brain circuit, "Why are you going to the police station?"

"Uh... I thought I was doing the same thing as last time." Liszt pulled the battery car out, and Shan Zeng took the key and closed the garage door.

Shan Zeng handed him back the key of the battery car, and when Liszt took the key and was about to get in the car, his cell phone rang.

"Old Ye?" Liszt saw the caller ID.

He answered the phone, "Hello, Lao Ye."

Ye Qianrong said: "Director Li, Elder Bai Que is not at home. It's strange. He doesn't usually go out. Why don't I contact his family and call you back then."

"Okay, it's okay, I'm not in a hurry."