Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

Chen Yi repeated again, the one who is crazy now is the mother.

Chen Yi's mother: Do you really have a date?Is it that boy? !

Chen Yi nodded quickly: "It's his birthday today, and he told me he's thought it over, and asked me if I want to be together."

Chen Yi's mother: Then you promise!

Chen Yi: I have already agreed!Otherwise, how can I say that I have a partner!

Chen Yi's mother clutched her little heart: "Oh, my son has a date too. It's not easy. What did you have for dinner? Are you still hungry?"

Chen shook his head like a rattle: super full!Brother Ji didn't know who to listen to, he dragged me to eat French food!Not tasty at all!Also expensive!

Chen Yi's mother: Oh, then call him over for dinner next time when you have time?What do you want to eat, mom will cook it for you earlier, the food outside is not clean!

Chen Yi: Yes!Then I'll ask him earlier next time!

After chatting for a while, Chen Yi's mother continued knitting happily, and Chen Yi went back to her room to call Ji Boyan.

Chen Yi: Brother Ji!Are you there yet!

Ji Boyan is already writing a plan: I'm at work, what's the matter.

Chen Yi: My mother asked you...would you like to have a meal?

Ji Boyan took out the calendar and looked at it: When is it?should i bring something

Chen Yi: You decide, anyway, my parents are ok!What to bring!My mother will call you to have a meal!

Ji Boyan smiled: Then next week weekend, I should be able to finish writing the plan, do I really need to bring it?

Chen Yi: No need!I'm going to hang up first, go take a shower bye bye bye bye!

Pop, the phone hung up.

Ji Boyan thought for a while, and felt that he still had to call Pei Jiu to come over, otherwise he would be in a daze the whole time.

Ji Boyan: Hello.

Pei Jiu: Boss, what are you doing?

Ji Boyan: His parents called me for dinner, should I bring anything?

Pei Jiu: Who are the parents?Chen Yi's parents?

Ji Boyan: Yes.

Pei Jiu: I remember that today seems to be your birthday, happy birthday, no...so you guys are here tonight?

Ji Boyan: Yes.

Pei Jiu: Are you so easily succumbed?

Ji Boyan: Anyway, I'm at this age, he doesn't mind me having anything to do with it, I'm not at a loss, and it's not like you don't know how much I hate children.

Pei Jiu: That's the reason. You and children under the age of 7 are at odds.

Ji Boyan: So what do his parents like?I can't go empty-handed.

Pei Jiu: ...Why don't you bring your salary card and real estate certificate with you?

Ji Boyan: What do you mean?

Pei Jiu: Tell his parents that his son doesn't need to struggle in this life, and he can collect rent while lying down. How about it? Isn't it very sincere?

Ji Boyan: I just told Chen Yi tonight that I want to supervise his studies and study hard.

Pei Jiu: ...What did my brother do in his previous life to meet you and force him to study after graduating from university.

Ji Boyan: After reading and learning from time to time, do you still want to make progress or get promoted.

Pei Jiu: You guys are so inspiring, I don't deserve to know you, so let's sever the relationship between father and son.

Ji Boyan: So can you stop talking?What the hell am I going to bring?

Pei Jiu: I don't know what you bring. His father loves fishing, and he dares not touch alcohol and tobacco now. Could it be that you came to the door with a set of fishing gear?

Ji Boyan: Is there still time for me to go shopping overseas?Buy European or American?

Pei Jiu: Can't you support domestic production?

Ji Boyan: No, I think domestic fishing rods are easy to break, and Taobao searches for 39 yuan and 9 free shipping.

Pei Jiu: ...You really plan to give a fishing rod.

Ji Boyan: Isn't that what you said?

Pei Jiu: ...let's buy some fruit, be safe.

Ji Boyan: Then I'll go buy some European products and bring some fruit?

Pei Jiu: As long as you are happy, I believe his parents won't care about it.

Ji Boyan: No, I care.

After blocking Chen Yi, Ji Boyan posted a Moments, please recommend a reliable fishing rod, the quality is better, and money is not a problem.

Within 3 minutes, the circle of friends was full of surprises. Everyone strongly recommended him to buy Japanese products, saying that they are light and not easy to break, and they can catch dozens of catties of fish at every turn.

Ji Boyan looked at the reviews, picked a four-digit number starting with two in the flagship store, and said that it would arrive this week. He was a little nervous when he placed the order, worried that his father would despise it.

He could understand the fear of the son-in-law's father-in-law when they came to the house for the first time.

The day to go to Chen's family has arrived. Ji Boyan went home early to take a shower, changed into a casual shirt and coat, threw the fishing rod into the car, and bought two boxes of cherries and strawberries in advance. The last time I heard from Chen Yi that I wanted to eat it.

Chen Yi watched him change clothes and go back to work: It's just a meal, do you need it?

Ji Boyan: It is very necessary.

Aya: You don't understand, this is Ji Ge's last dignity.

Miao Miao: Is it too late for me to go and ask for the blessing of Master Rabbit?

Director: Hurry up and go, I wish you the best of luck.

Smile: Come on!

Chen Yi: Just a light meal!

The director patted Chen Yi on the shoulder: For you, this is a simple meal, but for us, this is a Hongmen banquet, okay?Maybe your parents won't agree!

Chen Yi: ... My dad broke his fast and drank alcohol that day, do you think he will not agree?

The director is very kind: Parents, they always do one thing in person and the other in the back. Don’t work and hurry up, it’s not good to be late.

Chen Yi drove Ji Boyan's car home, found a place to stop, and saw that Ji Boyan didn't move: Brother Ji, won't you get out of the car?

Ji Boyan: Let me brew it up.

Chen Yi: You didn't even think about it when you yelled at the city leaders!

Ji Boyan: That's different, they are not your father.

Chen Yi: Then I'm leaving?

Ji Boyan: Go and open the trunk, I'll get down right away.

Chen Yi opened the trunk and was shocked by the cherries and strawberries: Are you so generous?

Ji Boyan: Didn't you say you wanted to eat last time?

Chen Yi: ... Is there any four catties here?

Ji Boyan: Yes, you carry two boxes and I will carry the rest.

In the end, Ji Boyan entered the door with the same hands and feet, and Chen Yi's mother wiped her hands with her apron: Come, come, bring something!

Ji Boyan smiled shyly: Hello, Auntie.

Chen Yi's father also got off work early today, and specially picked out the most formal clothes. The attitude was the same as talking about a million-dollar business.

Chen Yi's father took out the Pu'er tea bricks he got back from Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan a few years ago, and handed them to Ji Boyan after washing and soaking: Don't be nervous, what's your name?

Ji Boyan: Hello Uncle, my name is Ji Boyan, the Ji of Chinese rose, the thin of love, the words of words.

Chen Yi's father thought to himself, hey Lao Shao, it's still my son's Niubi order!

Chen Yi's father: Good name, good name, it can be seen that your parents are educated.

Ji Boyan is very humble: In fact, I used to be the one who was profound and knowledgeable, but after something happened, I changed myself to be ruthless.

Chen Yi's father: Unlike our family's Ah Yi, your aunt and I thought he was stupid, and it would be easier to write his name.

Ji Boyan: Great wisdom is like stupidity, ninety-nine return to one.

Chen Yi: Do you two need to be so serious about bragging?

Chen Yi's father/Ji Boyan: You don't understand.

Ji Boyan: Uncle, I heard that you like fishing. I don’t know what kind of fishing rod you like to use. I just bought one for you when I passed by. If it doesn’t go well, tell me, and I’ll take it back and change it right away.

Chen Yi's father was shocked. Is this kid so good-for-nothing?

When Ji Boyan brought over the fishing rod whose label had been torn off, Chen Yi's father saw that it felt completely different in the hand, so it shouldn't be too light.

Chen Yi's father: Is it so expensive?

Ji Boyan: Xiaoqian, you can do whatever you want.I heard from the pole seller that it can catch 60 catties.

Chen Yi's father was even more shocked: In fact, if I catch 6 catties, it's like buying a lottery ticket...

Ji Boyan: No matter how many catties you catch, try it first.

Chen Yi's mother yelled at them: Don't be silly, wash your hands and prepare to eat.

The four of them sat at the dining table in harmony. Chen Yi told his mother that Ji Boyan liked mutton. Chen Yi's mother specially made mutton dumplings for him. There was not even much food in them, and they were bulging.

Chen Yi's mother: eat more, I heard Ah Yi said that you have a bad stomach, and you must be too busy at work to eat regularly.

Ji Boyan looked at the mountain of dumplings in the small bowl in front of him: Thank you, auntie.

Chen Yi's mother: You're welcome, hurry up and eat!

While eating, they talked about relatives, and Chen Yi's father asked Ji Boyan if this would affect him.

Ji Boyan peeled the prawns for Chen Yi: Apart from my dad, I have no relatives here, and my dad won't say anything, it doesn't matter.

Chen Yi was a little surprised: Brother Ji, do you have any relatives?

Ji Boyan smiled: Well, my dad is an orphan picked up by someone. My mom left early and has no relatives.

Chen Yi's mother felt a little desolate: Then how did your child live all these years.

Ji Boyan: Just live like this.When I was young, I ate hundreds of meals. When I grew up, I lived in the dormitory of the work unit, and I can still live in another place.My dad didn't want me at the beginning, but my mom was in a special situation and pestered my dad for it, so I got me.

Chen Yi: ... Then can I understand?

Ji Boyan: It's embarrassing to say.My dad was thrown in the suburbs when he was a child, and then my grandfather picked him up and fed him for a few days.At that time, my grandfather was also picking up garbage and struggling to live by himself, and it was also difficult to support my dad.Later, my dad was brought up like this, because it was picked up on Qingming day, and my grandfather's surname was Ji, so my dad was called Ji Qingming.

Chen Yi: Why does this name sound familiar to me...

Ji Boyan quietly said: Part of the second volume of your high school textbook Human Geography was edited by him.

Chen Yi: Is your family so awesome...

Ji Boyan pulled a dumpling: As for my mother's experience, it was even worse.Before my father and I, she was a child bride of someone else's family, and before she got married, the man died of tuberculosis.

Chen Yi's mother wiped her tears with a small handkerchief: Your mother is so pitiful.

Ji Boyan: Then the mother-in-law is still alive. My mother used to sell 5 catties of corn to others as a child bride, so my mother doesn’t know the situation of her relatives. , My legs are almost too cold to walk, and I have to be hungry every day.

Chen Yi's father: It seems that it is true that art comes from life...

Ji Boyan: My dad relied on my grandfather to study. Later, when his grandfather left, he was admitted to university and became a teacher when he was in his thirties. Logically speaking, everything went smoothly, but the policy required them to go to the mountains and go to the countryside.He was thrown into a remote area, and that's when he met my mother.My mother helped him wash clothes at the time, and he saved a little for my mother when he distributed food every month, so that my mother could have a few good meals.It was said to be good, but it was just rice bran and broken rice. My mother cooked it secretly and gnawed on the rice bran, and then waited anxiously for the next distribution of grain. She dared not take the grain home for fear that her mother-in-law would beat her if she saw it.Later, the mother-in-law choked to death after eating, and my mother lived a good life.

Chen Yi: Woooooo... Auntie is having a hard time

Ji Boyan: Later, my mother followed my father back to the city and lived in a compound. She saw that other families had children, and my father was in his 40s at the time. She felt that my father could not have no children.But my dad, he doesn't like children either. He always feels that he will be half buried in the ground in a few years, so what else is there to raise.

Chen Yi's father: Thinking about it this way... I am worried that the age difference between my child and myself is too large, so what happens next?

Ji Boyan: My mother said that she was called Sangmen Xingkefu by the villagers before. You see, she boiled her first husband to death before she came here and had a bridal chamber.My mother was very afraid of these things, and was taken aback by others. My mother told my father that she really wanted a child, and my father agreed.I was born the year after my fiftieth birthday.Originally, our family should live a good life, but my mother got bone cancer.At that time, there was no way to save it. When I was young, I was frozen and left the root cause of the disease. After I was born, the disease came out.I lived in the hospital in the second and third grades of elementary school. Every day when I came home from school, I would hold the back of the book and show it to my mother. She couldn’t read, but she would count them one by one to see if I had lost my back. My dad was outside. Find a way to get money to treat her illness.But she didn't get back. When she left, she kept saying that she should stay far away from the grave of the mother-in-law, and she didn't want to meet them underground.Then it's just my dad and me, who have come here all these years, without any worries, and it's no big deal to have no relatives.

After he finished speaking, Chen Yi's family fell silent.

Chen Yi's father poured him tea: "Uncle toasts you, you're welcome, I'll treat you as my own family from now on."

Ji Boyan also poured wine for him: After so many years, I have actually taken it lightly. My father said that it is best for me not to get married and not have children, so as not to get stuck when I am worried about doing things.

Chen Yi's mother: You are such an excellent child...have you ever considered getting married?

Ji Boyan: I also considered it. I worked as an English teacher for more than a year after graduating from university. During that time, my dad and friend introduced me to an only child, and the conditions were passable. But later, because some things touched my bottom line, I just blow it up. Yes, if the connection can be broken, it will be broken.After that, I didn’t become a teacher anymore. I originally quit the civil service exam and I could still afford my own education, so I went to graduate school again. When I came back from graduate school to find a job, I met someone in my current unit and settled down to work. It's easy to get 50 million a year.

Chen Yi: ... With so many items on you, wouldn't you be desperate?

Ji Boyan: Fortunately, the main thing is that I don’t go home often. After all, I’m the only one at home, so it’s better to work at the unit.

Chen Yi's mother: Oh, why don't you come over when you are free. Auntie can still cook you a meal. You should take good care of your stomach problems. Don't damage your body when you are young.

Ji Boyan nodded: OK, thank you Auntie.

Chen Yi's father coughed: "Eat quickly, the food is getting cold, and it's still waiting in the pot."

Chen Yi tilted his head: How many dishes did you cook today?

Chen Yi's mother: You two are boys, grow up, what's the matter with eating more!

As she spoke, she piled lamb chops, beef tripe, and chicken wings into Ji Boyan's bowl, and the hill-like pile of dumplings was replaced by meat.

Ji Boyan: Actually, I'm almost full... These seven or eight mutton dumplings are really thick...

Chen Yi gnawed two: My mother bought 3 catties of mutton minced for you to wrap, don't waste it!

Ji Boyan: I understand why you can eat so much...

Chen Yi: Stop talking!My mother is going to fish the meat in the pot again later!

Ji Boyan finally waved his hands and said that it was too much to eat, and then he held on. Chen Yi's mother stopped piling vegetables in his bowl, turned around and went back to the kitchen to find a stainless steel insulated lunch box, opened several layers of zippers, and said to pack Get up and take it back for Ji Boyan to eat.

Ji Boyan: Can I eat it all by myself?

Chen Yi: Come on!

Ji Boyan: How about we go out for a walk, I feel that it is inconvenient to digest while sitting!

Chen Yi: How about going to the gym near my house to stretch?

Ji Boyan: Do you want to stretch right after eating?Aren't you afraid of throwing up after eating it?

Chen Yi: Let's go for a couple of laps on the treadmill. Roads are being dug near my house, so it's not convenient to take a walk.

Chen Yi ran to the kitchen and told his mother to go out for a walk. Chen Yi's mother waved and said that she remembered to come back to get the food, otherwise it would be a pity.

Ji Boyan hurriedly dragged Chen Yi out as if he was about to receive an amnesty.

Chen Yi took the gym card and jacket, and took Ji Boyan to the nearest gym.

I went in and saw that Ou Xin was lifting dumbbells there.

Ou Xin looked at the two of them: Huh?Chen Yi?Teacher Ji?How are you together?

Ji Boyan: When eating at his house, his parents are too polite, so I came over and walked for a while after eating.

Chen Yi: Do you want water?Shall I touch a bottle for you?

Ou Xin: All right, help me get the bottle.

Chen Yi: I didn't ask you!Don't you insist on eating powder and soda?Do you want Brother Ji?

Ji Boyan: All right, help me get the bottle, if you have any money, I'll give it to you.

Ou Xin: ... Treat them differently.

The author has something to say

I feel very sad when I write today... There is a reason why Mr. Ji is so close to strangers.