Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

When he heard these words, Chen Yi's brain was empty, and a series of bullet screens flashed, colorful and dazzling.

In the end, ninety-nine barrages returned to one, leaving only a screaming groundhog, filled with endless "ah".

Seeing that he didn't respond, Ji Boyan subconsciously shook his hands in front of him: Are you stupid?

Chen Yi raised his head stiffly, opened his mouth and didn't know what to say.

There were thousands of thoughts and speculations before, but now they are all gone.

He agreed.

This is the answer I most expect and least dare to imagine.

The waiter came over to change the plates at this time, and served them the main course, a piece of grilled 7-year-old steak, with a small heart made of cherry tomatoes piled up next to it.

He felt his heart jump out of his chest and onto the plate.

Ji Boyan didn't get the answer he wanted for a while, and he grabbed the tablecloth twice with his left hand.

Could it be...he doesn't want to?

Chen Yi sniffed, and spoke with some difficulty: Are you ready?

Ji Boyan picked up the knife and stabbed it on the steak: Yes, it's ready.

Chen Yi took a few deep breaths: "Okay, I am willing."

Ji Boyan smiled and cut a piece of meat: I understand that coming out is very difficult, and it's normal for the two of us to think about it and hesitate.

Chen Yi's mood is still not cleared up: how should I say it.

Ji Boyan: Before you came, there was a street worker who was outside the locker. I handed over work to him at that time, and he asked me if I hated homosexuality.

Chen Yi: Then what?

Ji Boyan: Later, I learned from the street secretary that he had a gay man whom he talked about in high school, and kept talking about work, thinking he would make it through. Unexpectedly, his partner went on a blind date, and the one he met was very good. Yes, I just had a showdown with him, saying that it was true that I liked him before, but it is also true that I am going to get married now.

Ji Boyan put the meat into his mouth, took two bites and swallowed: He collapsed, stayed in the rented room and drank alcohol for a day, got up the next day and felt that this was not what he wanted, so he ran out to find a job, and finally I went to various exams while working, and finally passed the street exam, which should have ended here.

Chen Yi took a sip of champagne: Another accident?

Ji Boyan: Yes, a big surprise.The blind date of his ex-girlfriend lives in the street where he works.As a newcomer, he just came to the street to be received in the lobby, but was humiliated by the blind date in the office lobby, calling him a hermaphrodite, I only found out later.

Chen Yi: Is that too much...

Ji Boyan: He is also under a lot of pressure, but fortunately, the street secretary likes him and has been comforting him. Now he is also trying to find another seat for him, but after the injury, it cannot be mended.

Chen Yi: Are you worried that I will be like him?

Ji Boyan shook his head: "Since I agreed, I won't let the matter happen to that point. When he was meeting with me, he was already walking out, saying that he was not reconciled.He has no way to confront his ex-partner, nor will he go to the wedding scene to make trouble.Obviously, we faced each other together at the beginning, but in the end the wind and rain were brought by the person I love the most, but I just feel very embarrassed.

Chen Yi: What about his family?Didn't you say something?

Ji Boyan: There are many children in his family, and he makes all the reading and learning, and his parents don't care.

Chen Yi said lightly: We shouldn't do this.

Ji Boyan: I think so too.

Chen Yi raised his glass: If possible, I hope our shelf life can be longer.

Ji Boyan touched him with a teacup: Are you so unconfident?

Chen Yi raised his head and poured: because you are so good!

Ji Boyan: Then I will slow down, and you hurry up to catch up.

Chen Yi: ...I think this life may be a bit difficult.

Ji Boyan: Then I will try my best to supervise you and let you catch up with me in this lifetime.

Chen Yi: Shouldn't you say it's okay at a time like this!

Ji Boyan: There is no way, I still have to take you on a long way to go, isn't it too decadent to say it's okay at this time.

Chen Yi covered his face: It's tiring to fall in love with such an inspirational person like you!

Ji Boyan added water to himself: It's okay, I only read about 40 books last month.

Chen put his face on the table: You are worth several years to me in one month!

Ji Boyan shook his head: Then you have to speed up your reading speed, and I will make a list of books for you when I get back.

Chen Yi: Stop talking, hurry up and eat!Didn't you see that waiter staring at us all the time!

As soon as he finished speaking, the waiter came over to pile up the main dishes. It was very majestic, as if rushing for his life. Ji Boyan and Chen Yi didn't care about creating a friendly and comfortable atmosphere. The two of them hurried to eat, for fear of being assassinated by the waiter later .

After eating all kinds of steak, pasta, ribs, foie gras in one go, Ji Boyan added water more frequently. He never suspected the small amount of French dishes before. The serving speed is a bit fast!

Chen Yi puffed his cheeks and ate it quickly, alas, what a pity that this restaurant is so expensive and wasteful!

And it was my partner's money wasted!What a pity!

Chen took a bite or two of a rib, rested after eating tired: Let's eat plain food in the future.

Ji Boyan: This store will always be in the dark, and no one can persuade me to work.

Chen Yi: What I feel bad about is the money. The taste is not so good. With this money, we can eat twenty dishes of freshly cut beef in hot pot.

Ji Boyan: It's almost there. Sure enough, lower Liba people like us can't afford Yangchun Baixue.

Chen Yi was very contemptuous: Wake up, what kind of lower class are you!

Ji Boyan: Actually, my favorite is Northeast grilled cold noodles, just add eggs and ham sausage.

Chen Yi: Coincidentally, I like to eat two eggs!

Ji Boyan: Next time I have time, I will go and see where there are authentic ones.

Chen Yi: Yes!Resolutely do not come to this representative of capitalist corruption!

Ji Boyan: Are you stupid in party class?

Chen Yi: I also want to eat pancakes, fruit, miscellaneous grains, pancakes, lean meatballs, and hand-made beef balls...

Ji Boyan: Don't talk about it, let's go to the snack street next time during the group building, 200 per person, eat as you like.

Chen Yi: Yes, yes, yes... oh, here comes dessert!

Ji Boyan glanced at the macaron: This thing has to be served with tea or coffee, otherwise it will be sweeter than the cake you gave me.

Chen Yi didn't believe it, and directly put a fork in his mouth, and it was as sweet as Ji Boyan said, so scared that he quickly snatched Ji Boyan's cup.

Chen Yi gulped and gulped: Oh my god!so sweet!

Ji Boyan scratched a little with a small spoon: Someone brought it to me when I was in graduate school, and I didn’t want to eat that day. He said it was the first choice of afternoon tea for French ladies, and it’s wonderful to brew a cup of black coffee. taste.

Chen Yi: I don't drink black coffee, it's too bitter!

Ji Boyan: If you don't suffer, how can you match this thing?

Chen Yi: Pull black, pull black!

The waiter brought another ice cream, and Chen smashed the remaining macarons on the ice cream, making the waiter frown.

Chen Yi: I feel like this can't relieve the pain.

Ji Boyan: Don't talk nonsense, eat it quickly, it won't taste good after it melts.

Chen Yi nodded desperately, took a mouthful of ice cream with a small spoon, and sent it to his mouth with the liquid below. It felt silky and there was alcohol in it.

Chen Yi: Brother Ji, don't eat it!There is wine in it!

Ji Boyan's spoon still rests on the macaron: It should be because there is rum in it, I don't eat it now.

Chen Yi: Yes!

When it was almost time to eat, Ji Boyan looked at his mobile phone, the gossip group had exploded, Chen Yi glanced at it and thought he was looking at the work group: nothing was posted in the work group, why did Miss Aya on your side swipe the screen.

Ji Boyan: This is the 203 matchmaking group.

Chen Yi was silent for a moment: Do you think I can't see the word "gossip" above.

Ji Boyan: Well, 203 gossip matching group.

Chen Yi: ...Is it because I am not in this gossip group in the whole unit?

Ji Boyan: Do you need to be so smart today?

Chen Yi: You guys are too bad!I want to go in too!

Ji Boyan: Is there any difference between what you come in and the work group?

Chen Yi: ...the co-author except me? !

Ji Boyan: Let's eat quickly, it's getting late, and the waiters may be sharpening their knives.

Chen Yi: Don't change the subject!

Even though he said that, Chen Yi probably guessed why this group of people were so weird today.

Maybe it was their idea to let Ji Boyan take him to eat French food.

After finishing a handful of desserts, Chen couldn't help posting a sentence in the work group.

Chen Yi: You are all bad guys!Just lie to me! ! !

Aya: What are you hiding?Have it?Is your dinner delicious?

Chen Yi: Enough is enough!

The director made a decisive decision and kicked Ji Boyan out of the gossip group.

Aya: Oh my god!Did Brother Ji confess us?

Xiaoxiao: ... We are all grasshoppers on a thread, there is no need for him to support us!

Director: I think it is very likely that Chen Yi saw his cell phone and quickly kicked it off.

Miao Miao: So this group is only the four of us hugging each other to keep warm...

Director: Don't expose it.

Ji Boyan watched the gossip group after eating, and found that he was kicked.

Ji Boyan: They kicked me out too.

Chen Yi: Hmph!

Ji Boyan coughed to cover up his embarrassment: Are you full, do you want more food?

Chen Yi: I'm very full, won't it be very expensive to add food here...

Ji Boyan: It's not about the money, it feels like they want us to leave now.

Chen Yi: Then let's go quickly!

Before Ji Boyan gave the car keys to the waiter, he went to talk to the waiter and drove out. He gave him a little tip and took Chen Yi out.

The rain outside had lightened a lot. When Chen Yi came, he was in a nervous mood, but when he returned, he was very happy.

He put on his seat belt and sat in the passenger seat. Ji Boyan sent him home without drinking.

The road was smooth at night, and there were not many traffic lights. Ji Boyan reached the gate of his community with one kick. Chen Yi hesitated, and finally did what he had always wanted to do.

He took off his seat belt and opened the car door. When Ji Boyan wanted to say goodbye to him, he grabbed his shoulder and kissed him hard, then slammed the door and ran away.

Ji Boyan was still a little dazed when he was kissed, and then watched him run happily into the community, and turned around to see that his little yellow duck schoolbag was lying quietly on the back seat.

After estimating that he might be running home soon, Ji Boyan called him: Did you forget something.

It was a little strange that Chen Yi hadn't found the key to open the door: I didn't forget... maybe.

Ji Boyan: Oh, what about your bag?

Chen Yi: It's not... uh...

Ji Boyan held back his smile and pretended to be calm: I'm still at the door.

Chen Yi was very sad and angry: I will come right away.

He moved to next to Ji Boyan's car step by step. The little yellow duck bag in the back seat of the car had been put in front, so he had to open the door of the passenger seat. Ji Boyan took off his seat belt and pressed the He kissed the head too, this time mouth to mouth.

Chen Yi was so dazed by the kiss that he obediently let someone stick his tongue in and kiss him enough.

Ji Boyan: There's nothing to be shy about.

Chen Yi's brain exploded: I never talked about it!

Ji Boyan: ...All right, hurry back, it's getting late.

Chen Yi didn't know what expression he came home with. As soon as he opened the door, Chen Yi's mother was knitting a sweater, and Duoduo lay at her feet playing with a ball of yarn.

Chen Yi's mother: Good boy, you're back.

Chen Yi murmured: Mom, I have a date.

Chen Yi's mother: what?