The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

"Fanjiang City?" Meng Zhe was stunned for a moment, it was rare to hear a familiar name in "Understanding the King".

"The city under the jurisdiction of Yipin Pavilion in the novel?"

Huayu hummed concisely.

It’s no wonder Meng Zhe asked too much, “Understanding the King” has nearly 800 million words in more than 400 chapters, and the forces of various parties are complicated. After writing, the author let himself go, and dared to use any bullshit name.

For example, the palace of the Demon Lord is called the Demon Palace, and the main hall where the Demon Lord accepts worship is called the Demon Palace Hall. Those who know it know that this is the characteristic of the author's naming, but those who don't know think it is some kind of ktv presidential private room.

After all, for the author of Long Aotian, it is impossible to patiently choose a name, and high literary style does not exist, so that there are so many cities and palaces with the same name in the later period, and ordinary people can't tell them apart.

But Fanjiang is still a special city.

First, he is the location of Chang Xiao's Zongmen Yipin Pavilion, and second, it is also the place where the protagonist Song Zhixuan was stabbed by Chang Xiao.

Meng Zhe was timid, and said to himself, "Is it okay if I go to Fanjiang City now? Is there any other place?"

Before Huayu could answer, Meng Zhe's sleeve was suddenly grabbed.

It turned out that Dafu didn't know what was going on, and stepped on his cuff unconsciously.

This kitten is usually too obedient, doesn't run or make trouble, and stays quietly in Meng Zhe's arms. When Meng Zhe rubs him, he lets Meng Zhe rub him. He doesn't know how to resist at all. It's different from other kittens. Meng Zhe has been very worried.

He had a rare reaction, Meng Zhe quickly picked him up and asked, "Do you want to go to Fanjiang?"

Hearing this word, the kitten's blue eyes trembled, and it seemed that it wanted to back away, but with its head down, it didn't know what to think, and it stretched out its front paws to grab Meng Zhe's sleeve, and raised its gem-like eyes to look at He meowed softly.

——I want to go, can I?

Meng Zhe let go of his reason, "Of course!"

He picked up the cat, facing Mao Mao between the two ears, kissed the little head hard, and squeezed the cat's eyelids shut.

Chang Xiao Mao exploded again.

He took two steps back and huddled in the demon's arms, feeling a little ashamed and inexplicably embarrassed.

After all, Mozun does seem to like cats, but he is not a real cat. He always has some guilt of deceiving other people's feelings, and using the status of a cat, he uses this kind of flattery similar to coquettishness in exchange for Mozun's soft heart, just like a harem. The concubine is like inviting pets, frivolous and frivolous.

Chang Xiao shrank sullenly.

No matter what the kitty thinks, the master sent a message, and the shit shovel officer immediately carried it out. Meng Zhe poked Huayu, "The map guides the route, how do we go to Fanjiang?"

Huayu Pingping said, "The magic world is not within the service area of ​​Gaode map, Google map and Baidu map. I suggest you fly there with Yujian."

Meng Zhe choked in his throat, "I want you to tell me if I can control the sword?"

Fortunately, the common sense of geography and culture he gnawed these days is still useful. Meng Zhe finally remembered that Fanjiang, the mother of Fanjiang City, seemed to flow through the area of ​​the Demon Palace, so he found a big boat at the ferry. Go to Fanjiang City.

But when it came time to pay for the boat, he had some disagreements with the owner.

"Long, you can bring cats, but you can bring cats with Kaka. (Where can you bring cats, and you can't bring cats) it's unlucky."

Meng Zhe was taken aback, "Why not?"

The old boatman explained to him, "Cats beckon you. We walk by water. The river is windy and the boat is easy to sink, and there are many ghosts in the water. Bringing cats will attract them all."

Mencius "?"

He just wanted to say that feudal superstition kills people, and we Communist Party members in the new era can’t believe this, but suddenly remembered that this is already a magical world without a high-quality map, and modern science such as gravitational wave string theory does not know how much more The article is useful, maybe it is more promising to turn the compass to pretend to be a ghost now, and it makes perfect sense to have a water ghost.

So he could only ask Huayu, "Is there really a ghost?"

Huayu replied, "Yes, but cats beckoning ghosts is a fallacy, and with you around, ghosts dare not come close."

Meng Zhe understood.

Even if it is a ghost, it is still afraid of death. The Demon Lord is already so cruel, and his status among ghosts and monsters is comparable to the king of ham sausages. Only others are afraid of him, so why should he be afraid of others?

Therefore, it doesn’t matter if there are water ghosts in Fanjiang. The water ghosts may even beg grandpa to tell grandma to let the ancestor have a good journey. If there is a strong wind, they might come to help him to help the boat, so that the demon king must not be unhappy and stop. Come down and trouble them.

Meng Zhe was communicating with Huayu here, but from the perspective of others, it was him who suddenly fell silent.

The boss of the boat saw something interesting, and quickly persuaded, "Officer, you are rich, so what kind of cat can't you buy? The one in your hand is just like that, why don't you just throw it here."

Meng Zhe didn't react for a while, and asked blankly, "What?"

Chang Xiao had one ear pricked up. Hearing what he said, he seemed to understand something. His eyes dimmed, and he retracted into Meng Zhe's arms without saying a word. His ears were closed and turned into two airplane ears.

— This is a silent refusal.

Of course, Chang Xiao himself also knew that for a person of Mozun's status, his refusal was never important.

Chuan Lao Dao: "I'm not bragging, the cats over there in Fanjiang are really more beautiful than the ones in your hands, and there are also the offspring of the tribute cats, which are given to the elders to play with. You might as well go and bring another one back. Play?"

Meng Zhe was incredulous, "You told me to lose my cat?"

He lowered his head and found that his cat was not looking right, so he quickly hugged him, put the cat's head on his shoulder, rubbed his back, and his face darkened, "You scared him, please say something like this." Don't talk nonsense."

"Hey, why are you so difficult to serve?"

The boat boss also got angry, cursing and saying, "If you don't lose the cat, then don't get on the boat. All the boats here are like this. Look who asked you to bring the cat on board."

Meng Zhe was also angry, pointing to another boat boss next to him who was wearing a bunt, and asked him loudly, "Do you sell your boat?"

The boss of the boat was smoking dry cigarettes to watch the fun, but when the topic changed to this side, he guessed that Meng Zhe was a rich man, so he quickly said, "Sell, as long as the price is right, sell everything, sell everything."

Meng Zhe asked him directly, "How much?"

The bunt boat boss tentatively gestured his fingers, "100 taels?"

The original ship boss's nose was crooked.

Meng Zhe was rich and powerful, and he didn't know how many 100 taels were in the ring. He didn't even think about saying, "I'll give you 100 taels, and I will take my cat and me to Fanjiang. Do you make money?"

Running the waterway is to seek wealth in danger, so there is no reason not to make a profit. The bunt boat owner Dalian said, "Earn, earn," he nodded and bowed, "My lord, please."

Meng Zhe proudly carried his cat onto his boat and took the first class cabin.

Chang Xiao tilted his head and thought about it, and felt that he should show his favor at this time, so he put his head next to Meng Zhe's neck and rubbed it cautiously.

Meng Zhe held him in front of him, put his nose against the cat's small head, and asked it, "Are you so scared?"

Chang Xiao lowered his glass-like eyes, fluttered his short claws, waited until Meng Zhe put him back in his arms again, touched the warm body temperature of Meng Zhe's stomach through the cloth, and then calmed down.

It put its head between Meng Zhe's arms so that Meng Zhe could not see its eyes, and then it meowed softly.

—I'm just afraid.

Meng Zhe laughed.

At first, he guessed that it was a kitten that ran out from someone, because this cat was too beautiful, and its hair was very clean. It seemed to be quite spiritual. Such timid ones, they should be less afraid of people and more noisy, while his family's one seems to have been abandoned.

When Meng Zhe was working at the relief station, he had come into contact with many abandoned kittens. He knew that this kind of cat was more irritable and cautious in dealing with things. He was especially afraid of being abandoned a second time. More energy to build trust with cats, so that they can give their cats a sense of security and become lively again.

So Meng Zhe opened his wide sleeves, caged his cat, and stroked his back one by one.

"Hey, I won't abandon you, I like you the most."

Chang Xiao lowered his head and meowed aggrievedly.

——No, when you know who I am, you will throw me away immediately.

Meng Zhe said to the duck, "And there is no cat more beautiful than you, there is no cat at all!"

Chang Xiao meowed softly again.

——No, all the tribute cats in Jingcheng are prettier than me.

Meng Zhe continued to talk about "Anyway, you are my little angel, but it's a pity that you are not modern, otherwise I would buy more than a dozen cans of cat food, the most expensive scratching posts and cat litter, and chicken-flavored hair removal cream, and you would be fine." Trust me."

Chang Xiao was depressed, couldn't understand what he was talking about at all, and didn't want to talk to him, so he nestled on Meng Zhe's lap and began to sleep.

Meng Zhe thought that he had coaxed his master well, and that the master must trust him more as a shit-shoveling officer, so he rubbed the cat's ears and smiled happily.

Meng Zhe: Today I am still looking forward to a better tomorrow :).