The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

The first obstacle preventing His Majesty Mozun from stepping into the sea of ​​stars is to give the cat a good name.

Meng Zhe held the cat's buttocks with both hands, hugged Meow to his eyes, and said distressedly, "What name should I give you?"

Chang Xiao's blue eyes reflected Meng Zhe, and the Demon Lord's expression was rare and gentle, as if he was still a little distressed, so he meowed softly, expressing that he didn't need to bother about it.

——It’s all right, I don’t choose.

Meng Zhe stretched out a finger and pressed his head.

He didn't choose, but Meng Zhe still chose. He tried all the cats from the pet blogger's house in his previous life, steamed buns, fat tiger peanuts, Weiwei Lanlan steamed buns, etc., and finally didn't come up with any tricks. As a last resort, I asked for help outside the venue, "Hua Yu, come here and name me."

Huayu's cold female voice sounded, "According to the data analysis, the most popular pet name at the moment is—"

Meng Zhe listened attentively.

"Prosperity."

"..."

Meng Zhe: "Your name is a dog, but mine is a cat."

Except for the first meeting, this artificial retarded man has never been reliable.

He waved his hand to ask Huayu to shut up quickly, and walked around holding Meow. Chang Xiao poked his head out of his arms, looked at Mozun's tightly furrowed brows, and pulled his arm, feeling a little bit puzzled, which is rare.

——For Mozun, is it difficult to name a cat or dog that he loves on a whim?In other words, does such a cat or dog need a name for the Demon Lord?

So Meng Zhe lowered his head, and happened to see Chang Xiao's blue eyes, which were like precious stones, very beautiful, inlaid in the snow-white fur, which looked soft and cute, so he suddenly felt blessed, and lifted the cat up "Dafu, how is it?" ?”

Daifuku is a popular Japanese-style dessert that was popular among girls in Mengzhe School in the past. The glutinous rice ice skin is sunken outside, wrapped in mango, strawberry, or chocolate mousse. It's a bit cold, but the pouch inside is very sweet, just like the soft and sticky ball in his arms, with a very obedient personality, like mousse pouch wrapped in ice skin.

Chang Xiao tilted his head.

——Dafuku, what do you mean?

There is no such kind of snacks in this era. The most popular interpretation of these two words is good luck, auspicious and festive. name.

Chang Xiao never expected that Mozun would be the first person willing to give him a name seriously. After all, even his name had never received such attention.

He lowered his head, thinking belatedly, "Mozun, do you really like me a little?"

Meng Zhe finalized the name, hugged his kitten, and felt extremely happy for a while. If he still had a mobile phone, he would have taken [-] beautiful photos of his master first, and then posted [-] pictures on Weibo with the text "Grandma! I finally There's a cat!"

So he held Chang Xiao up, buried his face in the fur of his abdomen, and took a deep breath.

Chang Xiao suddenly flew into the air, panicked and frightened, the cat body was not as easy to control as the human body, he trembled almost subconsciously, and instinctively slapped Meng Zhe's face with his paw.

When the body temperature came from the meat pad, Chang Xiao's heart was beating like a drum, and his first reaction was "it's over."

Even if Mozun likes cats, he also likes obedient cats. No one can tolerate a pet riding on his head, let alone slapping Mozun. He will definitely die this time. Chang Xiao almost retreated subconsciously. It was already such a big place, but as soon as he retreated, the whole cat fell down with a meow.

Meng Zhe quickly picked him up, put him back on his arm, patted the fluff on the top of his head, and pressed the small ears that had turned into airplane ears, "Stop making trouble, you're scared, be careful."

Chang Xiao Mi hummed - don't you blame me?

Meng Zhe actually didn't hurt at all, Chang Xiao didn't use any force at all, not to mention, the little pads were pink, and he didn't show his claws, how painful it would be to hit his face, he just thought it was a kitten playing around, coaxing " Stop making trouble, look at your energy, I will give you the whole climbing frame later."

Although Chang Xiao didn't know what a 'climbing frame' was, it didn't prevent him from receiving Meng Zhe's kindness, and he was a little sorry at the moment, after all, it's very rude to call someone's face for no reason, and it's not what a gentleman does. So she put her paw on Meng Zhe's arm, rubbed her little head where he touched, tilted her head, and the little milk meowed softly a few times.

"Meow? Meow meow."

- Does it hurt?sorry.

Meng Zhe ascended to heaven in place.

He used to be a volunteer at a stray cat relief station, and he has come into contact with all kinds of cats, some were abandoned by their owners, and they don't like to be with people very much, some have been hurt by humans, they are very vigilant, they always paw to greet, and others know I am an uncle, and if I catch him, I will catch those who like to answer and ignore them.Although there are clingy cats, there is none like this cat that accidentally slaps someone with its meat pad and rubs its head to express its apology.

If it wasn't for his mobile phone, Meng Zhe would have passionately edited Weibo copywriting again, "——I don't want anyone who hasn't seen this! Look! What little angel I picked up!"

For a moment, his heart was full of admiration, and he held Xiao Miao's front paws, and kissed a small mouthful on the pink and tender meat pad.

Long Xiao Mao exploded.

He stepped back two steps, quickly pressed all four paws under his body, and retracted his head, shrinking into a round ball.

Meng Zhe poked his tail.

Chang Xiao buried his head and did not move.

So Meng Zhe stopped teasing him, and carefully protected it with his wide sleeves, and said to himself, "There are nails on the milk cat's pad, should I buy him a scratching post?"

Huayu's voice sounded at the right time, "I will wholeheartedly provide you with shopping guide services."

On the next trip to buy cat scratching boards, Meng Zhe used his strength to explain what is called the Lord of the Demon Palace and what is called the world's richest man.

In addition to a package, his carry-on luggage also has a space storage ring from his subordinates. In order to prevent the big Buddha from having enough fun because of lack of money, Dai Mei and others returned to the magic palace early to get nervous and piled up a space ring for him. Gold and high-grade spirit stones ensure that no matter how much the Demon Lord squanders, he can spend comfortably and happily. At this time, Meng Zhe counted the huge sum of money, and his first reaction was "I want to buy the best for my little angel." Good scratcher post!"

He grabbed Huayu, "Check the database, what kind of wood is suitable?"

Huayu said helplessly that the database does not have this kind of data. Modern cat scratching boards are mostly made of hemp rope and synthetic wood. Hemp rope is too stupid for Meng Zhe. , I gave him a list of wood that is currently available in the world.

Meng Zhe scratched while watching, "I remember the dark wood is very hard, it hurts the claws, it's not good."

"Little-leaved red sandalwood, this one is also hard, and it has a fragrance. Will cats not like it?"

"Dracaena? Are you kidding me? The material is loose, and the branches are full of holes. No way."

He was picky all the way, and finally settled on a kind of wood called Shoushan yellow wood, "I think this is okay."

Huayu glanced at it, and said flatly, "Ancestor, are you really good at picking?"

Mencius "?"

Huayu said, "This is the answer I got by analyzing the database of human answers. Generally, when a girlfriend buys something and sees the most expensive one at a glance, her boyfriend has a high probability of saying this."

"?"

He lazily cares about the title, Meng Zhe said, "It doesn't matter if I choose the most expensive one, you tell me where to buy it."

Huayu inquired, "Three hundred miles to the south, Fanjiang happens to have an auction, and there are beautiful mountains and rivers, and many sects recruit students there. Don't you want to find a sect to be an outer disciple? You can go to have a look."