Vegetarianism and Meatless

Dear Mr. Vegetarian: Hello, it is very unfortunate to inform you that your lover, Mr. No Meat, No Joy, is dying. To restore the patient to health, please feed more meat. Thank you for your cooperation.Dear Mr. Meatless: I'm sorry to hear that, but, with all due respect, didn't you eat enough this morning?If this is the case, it is my dereliction of duty, and I will definitely make up for it in the future. [Smiling:)] Dear Mr. Vegetarian: I am very sorry to inform you that you may be sleeping on the floor tonight. [Smiling:)] Attention (knock on the blackboard!): The full text is clear water, there is no plot, it is a short film, just to satisfy my evil taste =. =Content tags: Special liking for sweet text Xiaomen Xiaohu┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Mr. Vegetarian, Mr. Meatless┃ Supporting role: