Is the director bent today?

[The setbacks in life are like candied haws. The bamboo pole pierces into the body, but it becomes the backbone of my life——a peddler who sells candied haws]

Gao Xiaotian has something to do, and it's not a small matter.

The sheep bleated and asked: Then, shall we go home?

go home?Back to their two bedrooms, two living rooms, two kitchens and two bathrooms?Yes, that's his home.He doesn't want to stay here anymore, not even for a minute longer, he wants to see Chi Luyang immediately.

Gao Xiaotian put on his clothes, took the key, and tiptoed out the door.With a determination to escape from the scene of the disaster, he started the car without looking back.

He was tired, bored, tired, and didn't want to care about it anymore. He would rather cut off all connections with this world, as long as there is Chi Luyang.

Big cities are the quietest. Gao Xiaotian stepped on the gas pedal and arrived home in 15 minutes.No familiar car was seen downstairs, and no lights were turned on upstairs, so Chi Luyang probably hasn't come back yet.Gao Xiaotian went back to his home first and opened a can of cat food for Ben'ertou, then took a bath, and quietly petted the cat on the sofa while waiting for someone.

He tried his best to make himself look very calm, but in fact his whole body was tense, shrinking inward and shrinking again, almost turning into a black hole, swallowing himself up.

After about ten minutes, the doorbell rang, Gao Xiaotian bounced from the sofa to the door like a loose spring, he paused, and then slowly opened the door.

With an excited smile on Chi Luyang's face, the cold air of the night and the sulfur smell of fireworks flashed in from his body.

"It's so cold, hug me!" Chi Luyang said, stomping his feet.

He only wore a short suede coat, which was covered in black from head to toe. Gao Xiaotian put his hands into the clothes and hugged him tightly, as if he was the one who needed warmth.He took a deep breath of Chi Luyang's body, and his tight heart finally relaxed.

Chi Luyang patted Gao Xiaotian on the back: "Let me put the things down."

Gao Xiaotian took the bag in his hand, threw it on the ground, and began to bite his neck recklessly, Chi Luyang raised his chin slightly, and Gao Xiaotian almost bit his most fragile throat with one bite.Just like when felines play with people, the strength of this bite is exhausted in the moment of opening the mouth, and all that falls on the skin is tenderness.

Gao Xiaotian gasped and kissed Chi Luyang's mouth, grabbing the air and saliva from his mouth like a drug addict, as if that was the panacea for him to relieve his pain.Lips biting lips, tongue against tongue, it was a doomsday kiss.

He reached into his clothes with his big hands, groped Chi Luyang's smooth back in a disorderly manner, and finally pulled the front belt directly.

"Fuck me, right now." With a smirk in his eyes, he was almost begging Chi Luyang.

Such an enthusiastic Gao Xiaotian is too abnormal. He almost wants to burn both of them to ashes. Chi Luyang was almost driven out of his mind. He held Gao Xiaotian's face in both hands and pulled him away: "Wait a minute, baby, Tell me what's going on?"

Gao Xiaotian didn't say a word, and he still acted like he wouldn't give up if he didn't do much.

In fact, Chi Luyang had guessed a long time ago, and Gao Xiaotian's reaction confirmed this guess, but he couldn't let his boyfriend abuse him like this, he hugged the man, and patted him on the back with his hands: " I know, I know, you don't need to say anything, you can do whatever you want in a while, but I brought you something to eat, you have to taste it."

With a look of desire and dissatisfaction on his face, Gao Xiaotian pecked him a few more times on the side of his cheek before reluctantly letting him go.This release seemed to exhaust all the strength in his whole body.

He was dragged to the next door by Chi Luyang, and he dug out several lock lunch boxes from the bag. At first glance, there were dumplings, shrimp, steak, sashimi, and a pepper fish.Gao Xiaotian suddenly felt that he was very hungry, both mentally and physically, he needed to be filled.He picked up the chopsticks and began to eat in big mouthfuls.

"Why do you act like you haven't eaten dinner?" Seeing him having dinner, Chi Luyang finally felt relieved.

"Our family's meal is definitely comparable to a diet meal, whether you eat it or not."

Chi Luyang asked doubtfully, "Didn't I tell you to buy a lot of semi-finished products?"

Gao Xiaotian thought, even if Chi Luyang cooks the food himself, he wouldn't be able to eat it in such an atmosphere.He said, "I just love to eat the food you cook, can't I?"

Chi Luyang joked: "If you get tired of eating one day, shouldn't you dump me?"

Gao Xiaotian said without raising his head: "So you have to constantly innovate! Look, how many dishes here are dishes that I have eaten many times?"

Is this still disgusting?Chi Luyang said: "Who said just now that I never make pepper fish for him? Now I say that I have eaten it many times. Why are you so hard to serve?"

Gao Xiaotian spat out a bone and said, "You want to sleep with me. At that time, one fish could make eight tricks. Don't underestimate your creativity!"

Chi Luyang was so angry that he really wanted to push him down immediately, but Gao Xiaotian, who had recovered his poisonous tongue attribute, seemed to be the normal Gao Xiaotian.

Putting the last dumpling into his mouth, Gao Xiaotian felt that the crazy thoughts just now seemed not so strong.No need to go to the gym and get a fat beating, or torture yourself, just see this person, just stay where they belong, and he'll miraculously calm down.

Chi Luyang cleaned up the dining table, walked to the sofa, and sat on Gao Xiaotian's lap.This man looks tough, but he also has a vulnerable side. He thought distressedly, what would you do without me?Do you want me to replace your pain with hurting you?How can I give up.I will only treat you better.

His hand brushed Gao Xiaotian's short hair, Gao Xiaotian immediately pinched his butt with his big hand, the corner of his mouth turned up, and a beautiful dimple appeared in his smile. Chi Luyang had no resistance to this dimple, so he lowered his head and kissed him, he said in a low voice : "Boss Gao, you gave such a big red envelope, and I'll give you some special service today, so don't say I'm not creative."

Gao Xiaotian smiled and asked: "What service? Navel orange?"

Chi Luyang didn't speak, and slid off Gao Xiaotian's lap.

The room was very quiet, except for the slight sound of the aquarium that the fat man gave to Chi Luyang.

The ivory-colored coral has long tentacles, stretching out and retracting under the action of the circulating water flow. A clownfish appears and disappears during this stretching and contracting, and is sucked into the coral net at once. out.The coral regards the small fish as its toy, or wraps it, or touches it lightly, or caresses it, or hesitates.You never know just how versatile soft corals can be.

In the warm and moist coral, the small fish was firmly caught by the sucker at the deepest point, unable to move. The strange feeling made it twist its body continuously, trying to break free and break through the shackles of the coral. It exhausted its whole body Sprinting with all the strength, trembling, shouting, spurted out of the coral.

As if frightened, the little fish suddenly disappeared.Maybe a little shy.But there are only it and the coral here, and the coral is its home and companion.The clownfish that just swam away came back after a while. It wanted to completely sink into the tenderness of the coral and never come out.

Gao Xiaotian was woken up by the vibration of his mobile phone. When he woke up, he was in a daze for a moment. After looking carefully, he confirmed that he was at his parents' house.That's right, under Chi Luyang's persuasion, he sneaked back early in the morning.

After pressing the answer button, he said "Hello" to the receiver, but his voice was so hoarse.Fatty's voice came from the receiver: "Have you woke up, Your Majesty? Your Majesty is auspicious, I wish you New Year's greetings!"

Gao Xiaotian cleared his throat: "Excuse me, Xiao Liangzi, all my red envelopes have been snatched up by Concubine Yang Gui, so I don't have any for you."

"Damn, such a naked show of affection!"

Gao Xiaotian stretched his waist, feeling that he was not refreshed: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, don't keep talking about what you have and what you don't."

The fat man said: "It's a big holiday, it's so boring to stay at home every day, come out someday!"

Gao Xiaotian: "Okay, in a few days, you've only been here for a few days and you're choked up?"

Fatty: "Hey, don't you know me? When I make an appointment to call you, bring your Concubine Yang with you! Hey, look at me, I'm the first one to call you for New Year's greetings, right? "

Gao Xiaotian: "Yes yes yes, you are well-behaved, sensible and filial, I will buy you candy tomorrow!"

Fatty: "It's really perfunctory, I won't chat with you anymore, I'll contact you on WeChat."

Gao Xiaotian woke up and saw Gao's parents and Gao's mother making dumplings together in the kitchen. Gao Xiaotian sighed, feeling that the new year is like a dream, which is not real at all.

In the next few days, he stayed at home with his parents during the day and sneaked out at night without anyone noticing.Sometimes, he and Chi Luyang lay on the bed, doing nothing, warming each other's bare legs with their feet, listening to the sound of firecrackers outside.

Gao Xiaotian would say: "Next time you go to bed, take off your woolen pants."

Chi Luyang replied: "Good husband."

On the third day of junior high school, Gao Xiaotian wanted to take Chi Luyang to the temple fair.The two chose a foreign temple fair held in an amusement park from the temple fairs in the southeast and northwest, so that they could not only feel the taste of the New Year, but also play some exciting projects.

The two were dressed neatly and ready to go out. Gao Xiaotian wore a dark blue cotton jacket with black slacks, Chi Luyang wore a black suede coat with dark blue jeans, and wore a wool cap on his head.

Chi Luyang tied the scarf of the same style as the hat around Gao Xiaotian's neck, and felt that this kind of hidden couple outfit was quite suitable for them.

The car drove directly to the entrance of the temple fair, and looked up, the red lanterns were hung high, and the mountains and rivers of the motherland were all red, which was a joy.

Gao Xiaotian went to buy tickets, and when he came back, he looked at the introduction on the tickets while walking, and he didn’t notice that a figure suddenly jumped up to him, hugged him, and said to the mobile phone held in front of him: “Hi everyone, this is Le (Lu) Dianer (TV) brings you a special Spring Festival broadcast. First, let me introduce our guest today. This (zhei) is Xiaotian from our family. Say hello!"

Gao Xiaotian said to the mobile phone: "Hello everyone, this (zhei) is my (our) family's insane, I didn't tie it properly, and ran out accidentally, I'm sorry."

"Can you be good? I'll show it to our son in the future. I'll pinch this part later and talk about it again."

Gao Xiaotian: "Where did you get your son? Are you mitotic?"

"Don't interrupt, hurry up, start by introducing me."

Gao Xiaotian had no choice but to face the mobile phone and say again: "Hello everyone, this (zhei) is the third boy of our (zhei) family, a big-tailed (I) Pakistani wolf who likes to pretend to be a little sheep, Chi Luyang."

"Today is the third day of the Lunar New Year. Xiaotian took me to a temple fair. I haven't visited a temple fair in ten or decades. Let's go!"

Chi Luyang finally finished the recording, he was as excited as a child, he almost let Gao Xiaotian carry him.The two swiped their tickets to enter the arena, and within a few steps, they were attracted by the stalls selling snacks on the side of the road.

The food at the temple fair has its own charm, not from the food itself, but from the atmosphere of the purchase.

You clearly know that it’s not good to eat, you clearly know that the same food is more than half cheaper elsewhere, and you have eaten it many times, but you saw so many people rushing to pay, and then the two of them were holding a small broken bowl, standing on the road. When you are gobbling, you will also swallow your saliva, and then rush to hand over the money.It seems that if it is delivered late, it will not be able to eat.

Chi Luyang stretched out his long arms, overwhelmed the two layers of heads in front, handed the cash to the boss, and successfully got a bowl of "Three Cannons".

"What is this?" Gao Xiaotian asked.

Chi Luyang said: "Three cannons."

"Three shots are enough?"

"You are enough! This is made of glutinous rice, sweet, you have a taste." He handed the bowl to Gao Xiaotian.

The two stood next to the stall, ignoring the strange eyes of passers-by, you fed each other the three sweet and glutinous cannons one by one.

After eating the first stall, continue to move forward with the crowd, a strange smell goes straight to the top of the sky, making people want to cover their noses and drool.

Chi Luyang looked at the signboard of stinky tofu and asked, "Do you eat this?"

Gao Xiaotian said: "Why don't you eat it? We even eat thousand-year-old eggs!"

Chi Luyang quickly paid for a bowl of stinky tofu, and while holding the bowl, he said to his mobile phone: "Although this stinky tofu smells stinky, it is poured with a lot of sauce, chili, and coriander. Xiaotian, come and have a bite." !"

Gao Xiaotian took the small bowl, stirred it with a toothpick, poked a piece and threw it into his mouth.

"how is everything?"

Gao Xiaotian frowned and replied: "It's too smelly, you must not be able to accept it, I'll eat it for you." After speaking, he chewed a few more pieces, and half a bowl of stinky tofu was gone.

"Hey, save some for me, I haven't eaten yet!"

"Don't eat it. There are many sayings about how to make stinky tofu that are not suitable for foreigners."

"What do you say?"

"Come with ears."

Gao Xiaotian whispered a few words to him, and Chi Luyang's face changed instantly: "You are so disgusting, you still eat, I don't want to kiss you anymore."

Gao Xiaotian laughed like a prank, and ate up the stinky tofu while he was twitching, leaving no piece for him.

Chi Luyang complained to the mobile phone: "See, this man is too greedy. He eats it himself, and disgusts me while eating, and deliberately refuses to let me eat! I decided not to kiss him for a week, no, two weeks !"

Gao Xiaotian then walked forward, and came to a stall selling mutton skewers, the skewers were very long, Gao Xiaotian bought two skewers and took them to Chi Luyang: "Announcer Chi, there is no yacht for you, let me give you a mutton skewer! Don't be disgusted."

Chi Luyang took the mutton skewers and took a big bite.

Gao Xiaotian asked: "How does it taste?"

"It's not good, it doesn't smell like mutton."

"It's right if it doesn't smell like mutton, and it's not made of mutton. It would be nice to brush you with some mutton fat."

Chi Luyang stared: "If it's not made of mutton, then what kind of meat is it made of?"

Gao Xiaotian moved his lips, but did not make a sound, but Chi Luyang could still see the two words he said, and suddenly felt nauseous.

Gao Xiaotian looked at his distraught look and was overjoyed: "Oh, believe me when I tell you, it's not made of that meat, it's duck meat or something, it won't kill you if you eat it."

Gao Xiaotian deliberately didn't let Chi Luyang eat happily. When he ate the buns, he said they were made of paper, and when he ate the hot and sour noodles, he said they were made of plastic bags. While he disgusted others, his own mouth was not idle However, Chi Luyang lost his appetite at all, until he came to a stall selling candied haws.

In order to attract attention, the hawker puts all kinds of fruits into skewers and wraps them in shiny icing, which can really attract many customers.

Chi Luyang stood next to the booth to record the video with an unhappy expression. Gao Xiaotian walked over with half a cigarette in his mouth, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Children, do you want to eat candied haws?"

The camera pans up and down.

"I'll buy the one that sounds nice."

After a few seconds of blankness, Chi Luyang's voice came from behind the phone: "Brother Xiaotian, buy me a bunch of candied haws!"

Gao Xiaotian mouthed, "Good boy." He took out the vegetable-tanned leather wallet that Chi Luyang made for him, took out a banknote and handed it to the stall owner, "I want one with bean paste filling."

Chi Luyang pushed the phone camera closer and asked, "This wallet is so beautiful? Where did you buy it?"

Gao Xiaotian raised his hand: "I can't buy it, my wife made it for me!" After speaking, he stuffed a bunch of very long candied haws with a lot of sugar into Chi Luyang's hand.

Chi Luyang had a heart, and asked first: "I'm a little afraid to eat it, you should tell me what it is made of first!"

Gao Xiaotian lowered his eyes and thought for a while and said: "This is a candied haws of the Love brand. It is exquisitely made with high-quality hawthorn, red beans, and granulated sugar. It is made and sold immediately. It is easy to deceive. After eating it, those who don't have a boyfriend immediately Find a boyfriend, and if you have a boyfriend, you will be together for a hundred years. There is only one problem, which is very sour, do you dare to eat it?"

Chi Luyang took the candied haws, and Gaba took a bite, how sour?This is so fucking sweet!

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The source of inspiration for the video is the Beijing version of Peppa Pig