Is the director bent today?

[Cherish the reunion and find the flavor of the year - Coca-Cola]

"How did you convince Cao Lei?" Chi Luyang asked while sitting in the car.

Gao Xiaotian kicked the accelerator and overtook a car that was slowly rolling down the road, and said, "Isn't this simple, I'll praise you! The kind of praise to death, please refer to the movie "Party A and Party B" for the specific effect."

Chi Luyang pursed his lips, put his arms on the car window and asked, "Oh, what are you praising me for?"

"Praise you for being sensible, good at cooking, beautiful in dishes, gentle and considerate, and able to do private work to support the family. I can't find it even with a flashlight."

"Then do you like it?" Chi Luyang asked.

"Like it!"

"Since you like it so much, don't forget to bookmark it!"

Gao Xiaotian dimpled from a laugh, and slapped him hard on the head.

In the following days, it returned to the mode of meeting during the day and working overtime at night.Although the relationship between the two people is not what it used to be, there is not much time for private contact in the company. Occasionally, when Gao Xiaotian comes out of the meeting room, Chi Luyang looks up as if he had grown a radar, and gives him a feeling that only the two of them are capable. Understandable smile.

Occasionally Chi Luyang would go crazy, taking advantage of Gao Xiaotian coming out to drink water or go to the bathroom, secretly dragging people to remote bathrooms, small storage rooms, or unoccupied locker rooms, acting coquettishly, this is falling in love with colleagues The biggest advantage is that you can take advantage of it anytime, anywhere.

However, the success in the love field seems to be doomed to the frustration in the workplace. When they sincerely took two sets of designs with different styles to propose cocktails, what they got was the client's father, "the company has adjusted its strategy and will suspend some marketing activities recently." announcement of.

Such an answer is just an excuse, and everyone knows it well.At the end of the extensive development of the premixed cocktail market, it will inevitably usher in its own crazy backlash.Their continuous overtime work, non-stop brainstorming, and the efforts to revise the manuscript again and again have all been in vain.

Fatty can still think about it, he said, anyway, the idea is theirs, if you can’t go back and change it, just change it and sell it to other customers.

What else could it be?

This weekend, Gao Xiaotian and Chi Luyang formally invited Cao Lei to their house for a meal.Cao Lei was the uncle on the sofa, and Gao Xiaotian helped Chi Luyang in the kitchen.Cao Lei couldn't figure it out, how could the two elders live together?

But when he saw Chi Luyang cooking the pot, Gao Xiaotian had already put the plate under the edge of the pot. When Chi Luyang made a dish, he would put a piece of it in Gao Xiaotian's mouth before serving it out of the pot... Cao Lei suddenly In fact, they feel no different from other couples.

They downed two dozen beers that night and drank from the table to the sofa and from the sofa to the floor.

Cao Lei sat between the two of them, and kept chatting with Chi Luyang about Gao Xiaotian's childhood embarrassment, what went up a tree to dig out a bird's egg and took out a snake, and fell down from the tree in fright, his tail bone hurt for three months, what greedy stabbed a hornet's nest , was chased all over the alley by the hornets... Cao Lei was frothing, and Chi Luyang couldn't stop laughing, which made Cao Lei laugh while talking, almost crying out of laughter.Gao Xiaotian just leaned on the sofa like this, letting Fa Xiao add oil and vinegar to his glorious days.

In the end, Cao Lei looked at the blur in front of his eyes, clasped his left and right hands and said, "You two should have a good time."

The time was getting closer and closer to the Spring Festival, and lights and festoons began to be put up everywhere in the city. It was freezing outside, and Gao Xiaotian was leaning on the sofa with their big baby in his arms to watch the game.

He put one hand on the back of the sofa, and rubbed Chi Luyang's braid with the other. He thought that he had a headache when he saw this braided head at first, but now he likes it more and more, and the more he looks at it, the more he can't bear it.

The Spring Festival means reunion, but it also means parting.

"Are you going home to accompany your parents during the Chinese New Year?" Gao Xiaotian thought about this question for a long time, and finally asked.

"Do you want me to go back?" Chi Luyang tilted his head and asked back.

It is no exaggeration to say that they have not been separated for a day since they got together, and Gao Xiaotian enjoys this kind of life that is both stable and full of belonging more and more, this kind of life that he once longed for but could not touch.No matter how troublesome or tired you are, you always know that someone will be there waiting for you.

If Chi Luyang goes home, they will not see each other for at least ten days and a half months. He is not sure if he can bear the torment of not seeing him for such a long time, but he can't tell Chi Luyang not to leave, because he is also To accompany the family.

Gao Xiaotian pinched Chi Luyang's neck once and for all, without saying a word for a long time, just looked at him affectionately, as if he had a thousand words to say but could not speak.

Seeing that he didn't respond, Chi Luyang turned around and hugged Gao Xiaotian's waist, reached into his home clothes and squeezed: "If I want to go back, wouldn't it be too late to book a ticket now? This year Chi Zhenzhen's company I can't go back because of something, my mother asked me to spend the New Year with her here, don't you feel relieved now?"

A stone finally fell to the ground.Gao Xiaotian raised the corners of his mouth, but still didn't speak, his dimples seemed to be present but not present.

"It's you, are you going home for the New Year?" Chi Luyang changed his posture and lay on Gao Xiaotian's lap.

Gao Xiaotian sighed: "You must be at home on the first day of the [-]th day."

Chi Luyang seemed to think of something suddenly, and said excitedly: "There will be a temple fair during the Chinese New Year, let's go to the temple fair!"

Gao Xiaotian looked disgusted, and began to scare Wai Guoren: "What is there to visit at the temple fair, Wuyang and Wuyang are all people, hey, you don't know, people often lose their children, wives, and girlfriends at temple fairs. Some are pregnant."

Chi Luyang patted the sofa and said: "It's okay, we won't get pregnant anyway, you take me there, take me there, I haven't been there for more than 20 years!"

"Oh, that's a pitiful thing to say, okay, okay, I'll take you there later!" Gao Xiaotian couldn't resist him, so he had to agree, and added after a while, "I thought I was looking for a boyfriend from a fake foreign devil. It’s making dumplings and going to temple fairs, so it’s a real local.”

Chi Luyang narrowed his eyes: "I'll let you see how powerful the fake foreign devils are in a while."

As the Spring Festival approaches, there are fewer and fewer people in the company.Those from other places bought tickets in advance and went home, and the rest of the locals didn’t want to work. Those who played games played games, and those who watched movies watched movies.

On New Year's Eve, Gao Xiaotian and Chi Luyang were at the last moment, and after this separation, they had to go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers.In the underground parking lot of the building, it used to be hard to find a person, but now there are lots of empty parking spaces guarding the elevator entrance.Gao Xiaotian and Chi Luyang's cars were parked side by side, and they stood in the middle of the car reluctantly.

Chi Luyang's eyes were almost growing on Gao Xiaotian's body, and he couldn't even tear them off.Gao Xiaotian stroked Chi Luyang's face lightly, and said: "Why, don't make it like a romantic drama with Mary Su, we are going home for the New Year, not parting for life or death!"

Chi Luyang was displeased: "Can you say something auspicious?"

Gao Xiaotian didn't care about it: "I thought the fake foreign devils didn't mind this!"

Chi Luyang said: "What do I want to do with you?"

Gao Xiaotian hugged Chi Luyang over: "The third day of junior high school will take you to the temple fair, so you can spend a few days with your sister, be good!"

Chi Luyang rubbed against Gao Xiaotian's neck and said, "Send me a WeChat message when you get home."

When Gao Xiaotian came home with a full hand full of New Year’s goods, Chen Yuzhen was frying hairtail, Gao Zhigang was sitting on the sofa watching TV, there was no Spring Festival couplets posted at home, no lanterns were lit, and there was no Chinese New Year atmosphere.Anyway, it was like this every year, Gao Xiaotian got used to it and didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

He put his things away, went to the kitchen to take a look and was kicked out by his mother, he went to the living room to chat with his dad, the two discussed the start time of the Spring Festival legal holiday and there was nothing to say.

Gao Xiaotian took out his phone and sent Chi Luyang a WeChat message: I'm home, are you there yet?

Yang Baa: Here we are, preparing dinner.

Gao Xiaotian: Don't be greedy for me.

Yang baa baa: what do you have for dinner?

Gao Xiaotian: There seems to be hairtail fish, what delicious food do you make?

Yang baa baa: pepper fish, boiled breaded crab, braised prawns, bone-in steak...

Gao Xiaotian: I made pepper fish again, I only ate it once.

Yang Baa Baa: Don’t you like it when I cook it for you all the time?

Gao Xiaotian: I miss you.

Chi Luyang thinks that for Gao Xiaotian, "I'm hungry" is equivalent to "I miss you", if he says "I miss you", then he has to set off firecrackers to celebrate, it's no different from saying "I love you"!

He replied: Tsk, who said I was coming in the parking lot just now?I'll call you tonight, baby.

Gao Xiaotian: Go fry your food!

On New Year's Eve, under Gao Xiaotian's thousand reminders, Gao's mother finally cooked a decent dinner.

After ten o'clock, Chen Yuzhen went to bed, Gao Zhigang continued to watch TV in the living room, and Gao Xiaotian also went back to his room.

He was holding the phone and was hesitating whether to call Chi Luyang, when the screen lit up.

He pressed the answer button and said in a low voice, "Hello."

Chi Luyang: "what are you doing?"

Gao Xiaotian: "Call you, what else can I do?"

Chi Luyang: "Why do I hear something wrong with your voice? So... hoarse?"

Gao Xiaotian: "Our house's sound insulation is not good, my dad is still watching TV outside, I can't be too loud."

Chi Luyang: "I thought..."

Gao Xiaotian: "Why?"

Chi Luyang laughed lowly: "Do you know when your voice looks like now?"

Gao Xiaotian reacted quickly: "Go rolling, why don't you let me hear your voice from below?"

Chi Luyang: "...um... ah, does it sound good?"

Gao Xiaotian: "..." Some people really don't know what morality is.

Chi Luyang: "I'm hardened when you talk to me like this."

Gao Xiaotian: "What did I say?"

Chi Luyang: "You can say anything..."

Gao Xiaotian: "Damn it, you won't..."

Chi Luyang: "Go, put on the earphones."

It was almost noon the next day, Gao Xiaotian woke up, and when he got up, the earphone cable was still hanging on his left ear.

He wanted to laugh a little. The two gentlemen were like two college students in a long-distance relationship. They actually talked on the phone. When they were together, they didn't feel that they had so much to talk about. Of course, they didn't talk on the phone all the time.

Gao Xiaotian got up and took a shower. Today is New Year's Eve. He felt that this was no different from the usual weekends, except that the holiday was a little longer.Walking into the living room, Gao Zhigang was sitting on the sofa smoking a cigarette alone, and he asked, "Dad, where is my mother?"

"do not know!"

Gao Xiaotian didn't say anything, he just hoped his mother would come back soon.He had a premonition that this year might not stop.

Taking out a few semi-finished dishes from the refrigerator, Gao Xiaotian said to his father: "This is Chinese New Year, don't talk about my mother when she comes back later. Are you hungry, I'll cook."

Gao Zhigang said: "What will you cook?"

Gao Xiaotian thought that your cooking skills are not very good, so you have the nerve to say me?These dishes are all semi-finished products that Chi Luyang suggested Gao Xiaotian to buy in the supermarket. The side dishes are cut and the meat is also marinated, and they can be eaten in a pot. The fear is that he will have to eat dark dishes during the Chinese New Year.

After working with Chef Chi for so long, the handling of these semi-finished products will not be a mess.Gao Xiaotian quickly fried three dishes, and also reheated the octopus and steamed buns that her mother had stewed yesterday. I don't know how the semi-finished dishes taste, but they all look good.

At this time, Chen Yuzhen came back.Gao Zhigang took a bottle of Erguotou and sat on a chair with a gloomy face.Gao Xiaotian greeted: "Mom, come and taste my handicraft!"

Chen Yuzhen was very happy: "Xiaotian did it, ah, it looks good, it's better than me."

"You know it's better than yours before you taste it? It's half-finished, and I just cooked it."

Gao Xiaotian took out a bottle of Wuliangye from the pile of New Year's goods he brought back, and while unpacking, he said to Gao Zhigang, "Dad, it's Chinese New Year, drink this instead of your Erguotou."

Gao Zhigang didn't say a word, Gao Xiaotian silently poured wine for both of them.Chen Yuzhen sat down, started to eat the dishes with great interest, and said as she ate, "Not bad, Xiaotian, it's delicious."

Just as Gao Xiaotian was about to answer the conversation, Gao Zhigang put the wine glass on the table with a "snap", and more than half of the wine spilled out of the glass.

Chen Yuzhen's voice immediately raised an octave: "Why did you fall, what are you looking for to be unhappy during this big festival!"

"Who can't find it happily? Is it you who can't find it or I who can't find it?"

"Aren't you just worried that I'm coming back late? Why don't I meet some old neighbors I haven't seen for a long time and chat more? I don't care about everything."

"Who runs out on New Year's Eve just like you!"

"I'm so suffocated at home, are you not allowed to go out?"

"..."

Gao Xiaotian was already numb to this kind of quarrel, he could listen to them keep arguing without knowing it.Sometimes you can also open a God's perspective, floating in the air as if the soul is out of the body, watching the family of three, just like watching a family sitcom that is constantly fast forwarding.

The quarreling couple gradually turned from youthful to gray-haired, and the child caught in the middle changed from an ignorant yellow-mouthed child to a straight and straight young man with an expressionless face.The clock on the wall is spinning fast, and the decoration of the room is constantly changing with the times. The only thing that remains the same is their quarreling posture.The table is their Chuhe-Han boundary, the two of them are yelling at each other in their own camps, only Gao Xiaotian, from the initial fear, to the later ignorance, and now to the present indifference, has changed into a clear hierarchy.

He felt like two insects trapped in a spider's web, with nowhere to escape, but vainly waving their thoracic legs at each other, unaware that each was in fact the prey of the other.

Gao Xiaotian watched the excitement for a while, and suddenly felt that his perspective of watching the play was too wrong. He immediately turned into a character in the play, and skillfully began to play the role of the slut, making the scene that was about to evolve into a New Year's Eve battle vividly Stirring stopped.

It was a good meal.

In the afternoon, the two protagonists avoided the frontal battlefield one after another, and started a cold war. During the New Year’s Eve dinner, Gao Xiaotian was seen jumping up and down, and he was busier than the sketch actors on TV. Occupied a room and closed the door to watch his own TV.

The outside world is desolate, but home can be colder. ① (Note: From Long Yingtai's "Watching")

Gao Xiaotian smoked several cigarettes alone on the balcony, and didn't close the window until he felt that he couldn't smoke any more.As the sound of firecrackers turned from weak to strong and then from strong to weak, this year passed in such a muddled way.

Gao Xiaotian sent Chi Luyang a message of "Happy Chinese New Year baby" at zero o'clock, but he didn't receive a reply for a long time.After a while, Yang Baabaa replied: The network crashed, and I couldn't send it out at all. Happy Chinese New Year baby!

Gao Xiaotian: There are too many babies, I can't take care of them!

Yang Baaba: The conscience of heaven and earth, you are the only one!

Gao Xiaotian: Well, trust you, you will be rewarded for speaking nicely.

Yang baa: Brother Xiaotian, Gong Xi Fa Cai, here are the red envelopes!

Gao Xiaotian happily transferred a red envelope of 9999 to Chi Luyang.

Chi Luyang accepted it without hesitation, feeling very beautiful in his heart.

Yang Baa: Thank you, Boss Gao!Boss Gao is the most handsome man in the world!Hold on to Boss Gao's thigh tightly!Ask Boss Gao to take care of him!

Gao Xiaotian ignored his hypocritical flattery, and inexplicably sent him a sentence: I want you to fuck me, any position is fine.

Yang Baa: ...

Yang Baa: Are you okay?

The author has something to say:

I think my implication is very obvious. If you like it, don’t forget to bookmark it. Hahaha, I’m just kidding. Wife mad devil fashion empire president Gong VS Sao Lang cheap genius fashion designer Shou, my buddhism is open to brainstorming, I don't know when I will be able to open a hole, everyone should also collect it from buddhism, don't force it, let everything follow the fate.

Don’t blame me if you don’t use this name when you open the pit, who told me that I’m a waste of names.This is already a revised version of the name.