Is the director bent today?

【Lonely people must have enough to eat - go to the kitchen】

The next day, after Gao Xiaotian finished dealing with the family affairs, it was past eleven o'clock when he came to the company.

He sent a message in the WeChat group: Who wants to accompany me to have lunch at noon?

Fatty: Go without AA!

Gao Xiaotian: The treasury is not so empty yet!

Tina: Long live my lord!

Jiajia: Thank you Lord Ron!

Sister Dan: Your majesty is mighty!

Xiao Hei: You have finished your words, what should I say?

Gao Xiaotian: Just eat it!

Fatty: Where are you going?

Gao Xiaotian: The old place, departure at 11:30.

The old place is a Hunan restaurant in their company B1, which is roughly equal to the company canteen.Coincidentally, Zhao Gang, the design director, also brought seven or eight people from his department to have dinner here. Chi Luyang is welcome to join.A group of people were talking and ordering food, when they saw a group of people wandering in from the door.

The man in the lead had a tall head and a big horse with an angry face and bad eyesight. He put his hands in his pockets and put on a ragged T-shirt and oversized pants to give off the aura of a yellow robe and a body.

Followed by a big fat man weighing more than 200 kilograms, with a shiny back and a shiny gold chain, a hip-hop style black T-shirt reveals a big flower arm on his arm, for fear that others will not know that he is not a good person!

Behind him was a skinny young man in black, with a white lapel T-shirt tucked into his trousers, and a pair of blank eyes hidden behind his oversized black-rimmed glasses, as if he would never be able to find his correct channel.

Finally, there are three chattering, well-dressed beauties.One with big waves and professional attire looks intellectually mature; the other with short wavy hair, light makeup, playful and cute; the other has flaming red lips, big eyes and big mouth, and a sexy and hot figure.

As soon as this group with a strange style of painting walked into the door, it immediately made the already noisy restaurant quiet for a second inexplicably.

All eyes pointed at the door, unknowingly thinking that Heishe would collect protection money.

So, Zhao Gang saw Gao Xiaotian, the captain of the strange combination, and waved to them enthusiastically, calling them over.Gao Xiaotian also saw the braided head that he didn't want to see for the first time.He bit the bullet and walked over, ready to say hello before he got out of the way.

Zhao Gang is older than them all, in his 30s, and everyone usually calls him Master Zhao.Master Zhao happily asked them: "Xiaotian, you guys are eating together too, are there no seats?"

Gao Xiaotian looked around the store, and there was indeed no table for six people: "It's okay, we can wait later."

"Don't mind!" Zhao Gang stopped a waiter and asked, "Do you have a large private room for 15 people? Is there anyone there?"

The waiter said: "Wait a minute, I'll show you!"

As he said that, he ran away in a hurry, and then came back in a hurry: "I showed you, but there is no one now. Did you change them all? You didn't order food anyway."

"Change everything." Zhao Gang said, stood up, put his arms around Gao Xiaotian's shoulders, and headed straight to the private room with a large wave of colorful men and women.

A group of people sat down in a hurry, Gao Xiaotian was next to Zhao Gang on the left and the fat man was on the right, Chi Luyang was dragged by Zhao Gang to sit on his left, Tina took advantage of the crowd and sat down next to Chi Luyang .Anyway, people from the two departments are very familiar with each other, and they often eat together, so everyone sits very casually.

Because he eats it often, he can memorize the menu better than the waiter, so Zhao Gang directly asked the waiter to order.After ordering more than a dozen dishes, the waiter asked what to drink?

"Let's all drink the Arctic Ocean. If it's cold, can any lady not drink it?" Zhao Gang asked.

A little girl in the design department asked for a room temperature one.

Chi Luyang, who kept his head down and played with his mobile phone, asked the waiter, "Is there any Coke Zero?"

"Have."

"Then I want a Coke Zero, iced, thank you."

Gao Xiaotian heard all the words, and thought to himself, what kind of big-tailed wolf is hardcover, yesterday I don't know who was so enthusiastic about cooking and drinking Arctic Ocean!

The waiter repeated the dishes everyone ordered, and finally asked: "Is there any taboo? I haven't placed an order for you."

Gao Xiaotian guessed that Chi Luyang was going to be smart again, so he snorted, he had stopped playing this kind of routine a long time ago.Unexpectedly, Chi Luyang didn't say anything, and seemed to glance at Gao Xiaotian.

Master Zhao said: "No, drink quickly."

In less than 2 minutes, a large pile of drinks were placed on the table.

Mr. Zhao held up Bei Bingyang: "Come on, welcome Xiaochi to join us. I heard that we are short of such talents who are both majoring in graphic and hand-painting! Let's go!"

Everyone was very enthusiastic, and they were even more enthusiastic about the handsome guy: "Welcome, welcome, welcome..." Dangdangdang knocked the bottle on the table.

Chi Luyang smiled: "Thank you everyone!" He clinked glasses with the left and right.

Mr. Zhao is the oldest, so he naturally acted as the patriarch at the dinner table, and asked, "Do you all know each other? Do you need to introduce me?"

A group of people shook their heads like rattles, with smirks on their faces, they said in unison: "I don't know me, I don't know me!" They opened their eyes and talked nonsense.

Chi Luyang was helpless: "Didn't I introduce them all, my name is Chi Luyang, the pond of the pond, the land of the land, and the sun of the sun, you can imagine it as a painting, there is a pond on the ground, and there is a sun on the pond. Please take care of me in the future. That's it."

Master Zhao asked, "Is this okay?"

Everyone: "No, no, no, no..."

Gao Xiaotian knew this group of brats very well, and he couldn't get rid of them without checking them out. He thought that this would be a good show.

"Why can't it work?" Chi Luyang said helplessly, "What else do you need to explain?"

Everyone: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Chi Luyang laughed, what the hell is a girlfriend?There will be neither the past nor the future.He answered truthfully: "No."

Everyone: "Oh..." All kinds of oh oh oh one after another, just hearing the sound, I thought I had reached the goose pen.The little eyes are flying around, the girl's eyes are full of little hearts, this is the diamond queen; the man's eyes are emitting small flames, this is the number one rival in love!

Gao Xiaotian looked at them and wanted to laugh.If you don't have a girlfriend, it's not your turn.

Mr. Zhao didn't think it was messy enough, so he said: "That's just right, our company has a lot of singles, and the fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields, so we can solve it internally."

Chi Luyang wondered what kind of way to do this, did he just play La Lang as soon as he came up?

Sister Dan: "Then you have to ask if the age of the zodiac sign is suitable?" She winked at Tina as she spoke, which meant that she asked for you.

Everyone immediately changed from geese to parrots: "Constellation age constellation age."

Chi Luyang thought that who would revise your draft if you are like this, but he still answered honestly: "Age 26, Cancer. Can I eat?"

Everyone: "I can't..." An expression that you want to be beautiful.

Gao Xiaotian was laughing like crazy, lowered his head, shrugged his shoulders, and said to himself that you have today too!

"Don't get too excited." A girl wearing glasses in the design department said, "There is another important question, do you have a boyfriend?"

As expected of a company where homosexuals and rotten girls are rampant, everyone was excited when they heard this question. It seemed that the Spring Festival Gala finally came to Uncle Benshan, and he slapped the table indiscriminately on May [-]th, and went blind while shooting.

Chi Luyang thought about it, the boyfriend went abroad and broke up, and now he is free, so the answer is: "There is no such thing."

"You can have this!" Someone answered him, and everyone laughed and slapped the table frantically to vent.

Only Gao Xiaotian didn't smile at the moment, he was spinning the cigarette case in his hand in a daze.

Master Zhao joked: "So it doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman, as long as you are not married, you have a chance?"

Everyone laughed again.

Chi Luyang scanned around the people present, and found that only Gao Xiaotian's expression was wrong, and his heart sank inexplicably.

If the trouble continues like this, he might have to "come out of the closet", so Chi Luyang had no choice but to help himself: "Oh... there is one more thing I didn't explain, in fact, I am a mouse with a mouse in my hand and a frying spoon in my heart designer, my ideal is to be a cook."

Gao Xiaotian almost spit out the soda in his mouth. This is endless, so he won't chase people to ask where there is large intestine for sale!

Everyone's reaction was still the same, all kinds of praise, all kinds of nympho, and they agreed to go to Chef Chi's house to try his handicraft if they had the opportunity.After such a quarrel, all the dishes were served, and everyone's attention was shifted to eating, so Chi Luyang finally turned over this article.

When the meal was almost finished, the fat man asked Gao Xiaotian: "You said you have something to do at home this morning, what exactly is it?"

"It's nothing, the water pipe in the house is broken, and the house is full of water. I asked the property management to repair it in the morning."

"Then you didn't invite some big girls, and throw a pool party or something by the way?"

Fatty's voice was not low, even Chi Luyang heard it, and burst out laughing.

Gao Xiaotian glanced at the person who laughed, and wanted to strangle this fat man immediately.

"Shut up, I will make you a prince immediately!"

Fatty didn't know there was anything wrong with the joke, so he silenced his voice because of his lust.

After hearing this, Mr. Zhao seemed to remember something, and asked Gao Xiaotian: "Oh, Xiaotian, I heard that you live with Xiaochi, right?"

Chi Luyang: what?

Gao Xiaotian: fuck!

Mr. Zhao's indiscriminate attack skills are simply amazing. With one big move, both of them vomited blood and died!After hearing this sentence, a group of well-fed kids all climaxed!The wolves kept howling.

Especially Tina, she looked at this and that, as if she had discovered a new continent, it should be as if she had discovered a new "world", why didn't she find out that their boss and designer Chi had such a sense of CP, the domineering hooligan Gonghe Sunshine Beauty suffers, and the bursting rotten girl's heart has already begun to make up for Xiao Huangwen.

Gao Xiaotian cast a glance at Chi Luyang, this guy still had a good laugh, he said seriously: "It's not living together, it's living! Neighbor! Neighborhood!"

Everyone: "An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth!"

Gao Xiaotian: Damn it!This meal is really a waste of money and anger!

After the meal, the gangster team was smoking downstairs, the fat man didn't say a word, just stared at Gao Xiaotianle with his cigarette in his mouth, his fat body trembling, his eyes were full of wretchedness.

"I'm laughing at you!" Gao Xiaotian poked the fat man with his elbow.

The fat man held his chest: "Xiao Tian, ​​have you noticed that the little designer is really pretty, why don't you try it too?"

"How about I try it on you first? You have more breasts than other men. Believe it or not, I will give you bedtime tonight!" Gao Xiaotian pinched his neck, pretending to press it down.

"Alas, the slave is wrong, the emperor spares the emperor!"

"Hurry up and give me the copy that you said yesterday, and spare you."

"I have already sent you an email address, just wait for the emperor to have a look."

Gao Xiaotian pushed him hard before letting go.

The fat man rubbed his neck: "You're getting stronger and stronger, I'm not a punching bag in a boxing gym."

"Don't insult sandbags, you don't have sandbags to use."

The fat man put out the cigarette butt, and raised his chin to Gao Xiaotian: "Let's go, the elevator."

"Call your sister, the elevator is for people with limited mobility, we young people don't need it."

"You're exhausted!"

Fatty didn't know why Gao Xiaotian never made elevators.After trying it a few times, Gao Xiaotian's answer was not serious every time. After a long time, everyone got used to it, so they stopped asking.

When the two returned to the office, Gao Xiaotian slumped at his desk to check emails.Fatty wrote several copies for Love Life, but only a few passed the quality standard, but it should be enough to deal with customers.He sighed, called Sister Dan and Fatty over, and the three of them worked out a few drafts together for the designer to prepare the drawing.

After finishing his work on love and life, he replied a lot of emails. Several hours had passed before he knew it, and Gao Xiaotian suddenly felt a little hungry.At noon, I was busy talking and chatting, but I didn't eat well.

He walked out of the office, walked through the office area, and saw Sister Dan and Chi Luyang talking. Chi Luyang drew something on the paper while talking, and then raised his head to discuss with Sister Dan with a serious face, and he did not speak glibly when talking to himself a feeling of.

When he walked by, Chi Luyang happened to raise his head and met Gao Xiaotian's eyes, but he just glanced over and immediately turned to Sister Dan.

Gao Xiaotian ignored them and went straight to the tea room. There were various coffees, milk teas, and biscuits and snacks on the bar, but he didn't want to eat them.Opening the refrigerator, he found a familiar lunch box. He thought that Sister Dan had brought lunch but didn't eat it.

He sent a WeChat message to Sister Dan: Sister Dan, I ate the rice in your refrigerator.

After sending out, I threw the lunch box into the microwave.

The microwave "ding" sounded, and the food released its aroma due to heating.

On the far right of the lunch box is a kind of green vegetable, which looks very strange, and he doesn't recognize it.There is rice in the middle and ribs on the other side, which suits him very well.Gao Xiaotian found out a pair of chopsticks, sat in front of the bar and started eating.

The taste is really good, the green dish tastes fragrant and crispy, and the ribs have a kind of aroma of fermented soybeans.Gao Xiaotian admired while eating, sister Dan's craftsmanship is really getting better and better.

After eating well, a familiar voice came from the door: "Is it delicious?" Chi Luyang held a cup, leaned against the door and looked at him with a smile.

Gao Xiaotian suddenly lost his appetite: "It's delicious, do you want to try it?"

"No need, I ate black bean ribs and stir-fried vegetables last night."

After Chi Luyang finished speaking, he walked to the water dispenser and started to collect water.

It turns out that this thing is called Ercai, what a strange name.

and many more!

Gao Xiaotian grabbed his phone and was about to send Sister Dan a WeChat message when a message from Sister Dan was displayed on the screen: I didn't bring any food today.

Gao Xiaotian: "..."

The author has something to say:

Chi Luyang: Is the food I cook delicious?

Gao Xiaotian: I don't want to talk to you.

Chi Luyang: From now on, cook it for you every day, okay?

Gao Xiaotian: Get out!