Is the director bent today?

[Eating is tasteless and tasteless, how can you live with taste - Dianping]

Why did you still run into the water?

It is not an exaggeration to say that the scene in front of him is full of water and golden mountains. At this time, he needs a Dayu!If you get mad, you will swear, so what should you do?

Gao Xiaotian left the bag at the door, took off his shoes and socks, rolled up his jeans, and waded into the vast ocean.The door is the kitchen. When I looked down, there was water dripping out from under a door of the cupboard. When I opened the door, there was a splash, and another small flood came.

Various pipelines under the cabinet are tangled up, it seems that the upper water pipe of the faucet is broken, and water is constantly flowing from the hose.

Where is the main gate?

Gao Xiaotian racked his brains, searched here and there, and finally found and closed this thing he had never touched before, preventing the situation from deteriorating further.

Worried about what to do next, a whistle came from the door, followed by a beating voice saying, "Director Gao, are you in such a hurry to go home to hold a swimming pool party? It seems that the water is a bit shallow!"

Gao Xiaotian looked up and saw Chi Luyang holding the door frame with both hands, looking around his room with his pigtailed head, as if he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

He was so angry that he didn't know what evil he had encountered today, he could meet this guy everywhere, and now that he was in such a mess, he caught up with him again, and he was blowing the rogue whistle and making sarcastic remarks!

Gao Xiaotian leaned against the cupboard, folded his arms around his chest: "The weather is so hot, of course we have to find a way to cool off, but we poor people don't take advantage of the swimming pool, so we can only use some earthy methods to cool off the heat."

He kicked the water with his feet, and asked again: "How about it, do you want to play together?"

Chi Luyang was about to die of laughter, and said to himself, just pretend and you will.

But in the end, he restrained his expression and reminded Gao Xiaotian: "I won't participate in such a prodigal game. I'm just worried that after a long time, the downstairs of your house will become a water curtain hole."

Chi Luyang looked in and said, "Also, your home theater doesn't seem to want to participate in the pool party. I suggest you move things in the water quickly!"

After pointing out Jiangshan, he turned his face and went back to his home.

Just after closing the main tap water sluice, before he had time to carefully investigate the accident scene, Gao Xiaotian realized that something bad happened after Chi Luyang said this, so he rushed to the TV wall and moved the speakers one by one to the TV cabinet. Both the TV cabinet and the TV cabinet have legs, otherwise it will all be wasted.

Then began to rescue all the dangerous items soaked in the water non-stop.The power strips, dumbbells, luggage, clothes and shoes were all fished out and placed on the coffee table, but the few books still by the bed were completely useless and bloomed into wild chrysanthemums.

After working for a while, Gao Xiaotian was sweating profusely. He simply took off his T-shirt and remained on the sofa.Because the furniture is all with legs, it seems that it has not been affected too much now, but how can the water in this room get out.

Gao Xiaotian was pondering whether to use a mop to suck it up or to sweep it with a broom, when the voice at the door came again: "The swimming pool cleaner is here for door-to-door service, do you need it?" Chi Luyang stood at the door and looked at the caught off guard with a smile. The spring color in the water, I sincerely sigh, the figure is quite good!

Gao Xiaotian's brain ached when he heard the lingering voice. He looked back and saw that Chi Luyang had changed into a pure white loose T-shirt with a pair of khaki casual shorts and black flip-flops on his feet. I grabbed a bunch of brooms, mops, and the like, as if I really wanted to help.

Gao Xiaotian was still stubborn, and he didn't forget to bury him: "The swimming pool boy will be spared, and Auntie Cleaning can come to some!"

Chi Luyang sighed, now that she is beautiful, just be an aunt.

He walked up to Gao Xiaotian and said, "Director Gao, the city gate caught fire and the fish in the pond, I am the 'fish' surnamed 'Chi'." He patted the wall with his hand, "If the wall is not waterproof, it will be troublesome. Let’s do this, there is a floor drain on the balcony, you can sweep the water to the balcony, you start from the innermost part of the room, and I start from the door, so it’s faster.”

There is still a set of small words, and no one teaches them!

Chi Luyang couldn't hear the slander in Gao Xiaotian's stomach, turned around and walked to the door to sweep the water.

Is there a floor drain on the balcony?Gao Xiaotian had no impression at all.He ran to the balcony and packed up the cat bowls and unworn shoes for the stray cats. Sure enough, he found a small floor drain in the corner.Forget about bickering with Chi Luyang, Gao Xiaotian went to the bathroom to take out the broom, and the last word is to send the Dragon Lord away first.

"Let's talk about it first, I don't have the money to hire the turtle pool boy!"

"If you don't have money, you can pay with flesh." Chi Luyang slipped out a sentence without thinking about it.

It may be that the two were far away, and Gao Xiaotian was running in and out again, so he couldn't hear what he said clearly, so he asked, "What did you say?"

Chi Luyang quickly changed his words: "I said, if I don't have money, I will work as a voluntary labor!"

Although he is curvy, he doesn't flirt, especially with straight men.He always feels that it is not moral to break a straight man. After all, for most Chinese people, this is not a good thing worth telling. He doesn't want to be the one who is the target and the culprit.

Besides, Gao Xiaotian's sloppy and sloppy style doesn't fit his usual fresh aesthetics. It's one thing to look good, but another thing to look good.

The two of them worked very quickly. After ten minutes or so, there was no water on the floor. Gao Xiaotian dragged it back and forth with a mop a few times, and there was no trace of the room being flooded.

After all the tossing, Gao Xiaotian was so hot that he opened the refrigerator and wanted to find a can of beer to quench his thirst. Suddenly he realized that there was an "enthusiastic neighbor" standing beside him, so he asked, "Drink water? Beer or Coke?"

Chi Luyang doesn't really like the taste of domestic beer mixed with three times the water. He probably doesn't have German beer here, and he thinks ordinary cola is too high in calories, so he tried to ask: "Is there any Coke Zero?"

There are so many moths in this matter, Gao Xiaotian said impatiently: "No!"

"Then forget it."

Gao Xiaotian held onto the door of the refrigerator for luck, luckily he could cool down directly, otherwise he would have caught fire.Hurry up and send this big Buddha away!He cleared his throat and said to the refrigerator: "It's getting late, there's nothing to eat at home, are you hungry, please go out to eat!"

Chi Luyang watched his sweat slowly dripping down his spine, drawing zigzag and attractive curves, inexplicably a little dazed: "Yes, I accept any form of labor fee."

Gao Xiaotian: "..."

When we were young, some elders always told us that when we go to other people’s houses, if the host tells you “eat at home” or “eat before leaving”, the real meaning is, “Our family is going to eat, if you don’t eat, go away! "

Well, the elders didn't say that, but the elders definitely said that you have to go at this time. This kind of Chinese culture is called politeness.Apparently, the turtle didn't remember very well.

Gao Xiaotian closed the refrigerator door helplessly, turned around and asked, "What do you want to eat? Don't go far away, just around here."

Chi Luyang helped Gao Xiaotian measure his waist with his eyes without any trace: "I can do anything, I'm not picky." He rested his chin on the back of his hand holding the mop head, and pretended to look around this room full of straight men's aesthetics. house.

Gao Xiaotian glanced at him, turned around and went into the bathroom, and wiped his sweat with a towel.

Chi Luyang's wandering eyes chased after him, and his eyes lit up involuntarily!There are no walls or doors in this bathroom, full of flamboyance, you can see everything clearly, it doesn't look like a mother born to the frigid wind around you!

Such an interesting toilet, I should have one in my own home.

After wiping off his sweat, Gao Xiaotian walked to the closet, found a T-shirt and put it on: "Let's go, there is a good stewed restaurant nearby, and it's quite delicious." Since you're not picky about food, eat what I love Yes, whether you eat or not.

"Okay. Wait for me."

Chi Luyang quickly put the things back home, washed his hands and went downstairs with Gao Xiaotian.

It was quite lively outside the community. Gao Xiaotian walked in front with a cigarette in his mouth, and Chi Luyang followed behind him without raising his head, playing with his mobile phone while walking. Anyway, he didn't have to worry about getting lost after smelling the smoke, and he didn't see how long he had been walking. , until it hit a wall of meat with a "bang" - the elasticity is good.

Chi Luyang raised his head and met Gao Xiaotian's disgusted gaze.

"Here we are, right here."

This is a small restaurant named "Chen Ji Luzhu". It has a small appearance, but there are many people. There is not enough space in the room, and the tables have been placed outside. It whets the appetite.

Chi Luyang was not polite at all: "then find a place to sit, inside or outside?"

"Let's go outside, it's too hot inside." Gao Xiaotian randomly found an empty table and sat down.

Seeing the oily blue plastic stool, Chi Luyang refused to sit down for a long time. After looking around for a long time, he found a tissue box on the table, took out several inferior napkins, and wiped the plastic stool carefully.

After wiping the chairs, I started to wipe the table again, and didn't stop until I almost ran out of paper towels. Finally, I didn't know where to take out a wet paper towel, and started to wipe my hands again.

The big man doesn't stick to trifles, Gao Xiaotian is so annoyed by the fake cleanliness of this kind of thing, it just destroys his appetite, if he is fat, he would have scolded him, but he can't do this, so he had no choice but to say: " It's really particular, if you are afraid that this kind of small shop is not clean, don't hold back, we can change to another one."

Chi Luyang smiled: "No need to change, I haven't eaten marinated stew for a long time, it smells good, hurry up and order, I'm hungry."

What a sight!Gao Xiaotian yelled into the room: "Boss, order!"

A young girl ran over. She was not very old, with a round face and small mouth, fair skin, and a refreshing ponytail.

Suddenly two handsome men appeared to order food, she looked left and right, and almost forgot what she was doing here.

Chi Luyang didn't look at the menu either, and only said to Gao Xiaotian: "I just want a bowl of stewed and boiled fire, and you can figure out the rest." After speaking, he raised his head and looked at the little girl with a smile.

Seeing this, the little girl blushed and hurriedly lowered her head to write the menu.

Gao Xiaotian took the oily plastic-packed simple menu and said: "Then I want two bowls of stewed, plus a cucumber, a fried enema, and a pork skin jelly. What do you drink? They don't have Coke Zero at home."

This is deliberately running on Chi Luyang. I don't know if the designer of Chi didn't hear it or what, he asked innocently with his eyes wide open: "Shouldn't we drink the Arctic Ocean?"

How do you know about the Arctic Ocean?See if you can, is there no heat in the Arctic Ocean?Fat you!Gao Xiaotian suppressed the raging swear words in his heart, glanced at Chi Luyang expressionlessly, and said, "Two more bottles of Arctic Ocean. That's all."

The little girl wrote down one by one, and finally asked: "Do you have any taboos?"

Gao Xiaotian: "No."

Chi Luyang: "Don't be slow."

The little girl was taken aback, thinking she had heard it wrong, she looked at Chi Luyang, Chi Luyang blinked at him, the little girl came to her senses, and stammered, "No, it's not slow, it's pretty fast." After finishing speaking, He blushed and ran away.

Gao Xiaotian rolled his eyes in his heart, and said in his heart that you are such a gay, you are molesting some little girl.

He was thinking about how to run off Chi Luyang's shameless act of cross-orientation, and felt that it was not appropriate. He is not familiar with him, and he is a colleague. What if the turtles are twins? Thinking of this, he couldn't help but fight coldly , fortunately, the order girl quickly brought the Arctic Ocean over.

Just as he picked up the bottle and wanted to take a sip to quench his thirst, Chi Luyang held his own bottle of Arctic Ocean and stretched out his hand: "Congratulations to the complete success of the pool party! Cheers!"

Gao Xiaotian really wanted to throw the Arctic Ocean in his face, so he couldn't speak well, okay? "The service from the pool guy is first-rate, and I'll find you next time I have work."

The two touched each other, and Gao Xiaotian gulped down half a bottle.

"There won't be a next time." Chi Luyang smiled and watched him drink soda, his raised head stretched his slender neck into a beautiful arc, and his Adam's apple rolled up and down on the arc.

Chi Luyang blinked, and quickly took a sip of soda.

The little girl who ordered dishes was right, in just the effort of drinking soda, all the stewed dishes and dishes they ordered were served on the table.The fragrant stewed stew is quite a big bowl, and the top is sprinkled with green coriander, which is particularly tangy against the rich flavor of the marinade.The pink and tender lungs and the brown-red large intestine make people drool.The solid fire and fried tofu are cut into small diamond-shaped pieces. The combination of these four simple things becomes a bowl of delicious food that makes people worry about it. Mouth.

After eight o'clock, it was indeed time to be hungry, the two swallowed at the same time, Gao Xiaotian said: "Eat, pool boy, if you don't have enough, just ask for more."

Chi Luyang smiled: "Don't worry, the labor fee must be paid in one go!"

The two took out their chopsticks, buried their heads and started to work.

After eating half of it, my stomach no longer protested so badly. Chi Luyang asked: "This braised stew tastes good, the tip of the lungs is tender, and the large intestine doesn't smell bad. Has it been open here all the time?"

It still smells bad, this is what you eat, don’t eat large intestines for fear of smell, Gao Xiaotian replied lukewarmly: “Pingcheng time-honored brand, I opened this branch not long after I moved here, the main store is in Beixinqiao You have to line up every day."

"It's really delicious. I haven't eaten stewed pork belly for five or six years. This one tastes like the stewed large intestine that my grandfather made when I was young."

Gao Xiaotian has nothing good to say: "I didn't expect that eating a braised stew can bring back your childhood memories, don't be so moved that you cry later!"

"Will it be enough? I just want to taste how this taste is made. My grandfather is gone, and no one will ask me. I can only rely on my own efforts."

When Gao Xiaotian heard that his grandfather was gone, he was afraid of causing him some sadness, so he quickly changed the subject: "You want to cook it yourself?"

"It's still a bit difficult to make stewed intestines. It shouldn't be difficult to make stewed large intestines, but I don't know where to buy large intestines."

Gao Xiaotian really couldn't imagine what it would be like to rub the large intestine with such a pair of clean white hands, the large intestine would express discomfort?

He was a little curious: "Can you cook?"

Chi Luyang raised his head with a smile: "Isn't cooking one of the necessary survival skills for sea turtles in the United States? Eating hamburgers every day will make you sick sooner or later." He put down his chopsticks, "All labor fees are collected." This is enough.

"I didn't expect that, the boy in the swimming pool has a side job as a cook." Gao Xiaotian turned and pointed behind him, "There is a vegetable market over there that sells pork. I don't know if it's in the water. You know what it means, right?"

Chi Luyang smiled and saw that he didn't speak.

Gao Xiaotian 丨 snapped her fingers to the girl who ordered food: "Pay the bill!"

After the meal, the two walked home in silence, Gao Xiaotian was still smoking a cigarette, and felt that the two of them had no friendship, so eating a meal without embarrassment was considered a repayment of his favor, what to do in the future What to do, everyone owes nothing.

Chi Luyang was still playing with his mobile phone with his head down. Suddenly, he seemed to think of something and said: "By the way, I forgot to tell you, I called the property just now, and they said that the house is a small apartment with an open kitchen, so apart from The bathroom and the living room have also been waterproofed, so you don’t have to worry about the downstairs becoming a water curtain hole.”

This seems to be the only sentence that Gao Xiaotian heard from his mouth today.

Chi Luyang paused and said: "Besides, they will go to your house to repair the water pipe tomorrow morning, and you need to keep someone at home."

Gao Xiaotian stopped, but Chi Luyang still walked forward.

Why is this person so meddlesome!Not only is she good at things, but she is also a mother!

Chi Luyang was walking, and found that there was no smell of smoke around him. He stopped to look for someone, and saw Gao Xiaotian standing behind him motionless. He didn't know what he said wrong, and asked him: "I'm not familiar with this place, why? go back?"

Gao Xiaotian was really defeated by him, what's going on, Lu Chi?I don't know the way and I keep playing with my mobile phone!

With a sullen face, he walked forward quickly without looking back.

They didn't stop until they reached the building where they lived, "I know you this time, I have to go shopping, thank you for today, goodbye, designer Chi!"

Without waiting for Chi Luyang's answer, Gao Xiaotian walked straight to a convenience store, out of sight and out of mind.

Chi Luyang stood where he was, and shook his head helplessly. Are you angry?I wanted to lend you the bathroom in my house!

I bought two barrels of purified water and a box of Yunyan at the convenience store, and when I came out, I didn't see Chi Luyang, so Gao Xiaotian finally breathed a sigh of relief.

When he got home, he simply tidied up the room, took a shower with the purified water he bought, lay down on the bed and soon fell asleep.

What an amazing day!