The whole entertainment circle is trembling
Chapter 006: No Country For The Old
"No Country for Old Men Mutual Aid Association" WeChat group:
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: The old man watches the stars at night, and the martial arts will undergo major changes in the near future.
Beggar Gang-He Shu: The Zhuge God Stick came out to engage in superstitious activities again, there must be a typo, you mean to say there is a stool?
Tangmen-Tang Feiling: The beggar gang is as vulgar as ever.
Beggar Gang-He Shu: [I want you to manage.gif]
The Gate of Magic-Ge Wangji: Our Magic Stick Gate
Magician-Ge Wangji: Ah bah, magician never speaks blindly (civilized), I counted, and the turning point has arrived...
Beggar Gang-He Shu: Isn't it night stargazing?Why did it turn into pinching fingers again?
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: Will your beggar gang still focus on the key points! ! ! ! !
Beggar Gang-He Shu: ←_← I seem to know the root cause of the decline of the God Stick Sect...
Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: Bah, it seems that your gang of beggars is so brilliant.
Wudang faction-Zhang You: What poop?
Magician-Ge Wangji: ...
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: Why haven't you been kicked out of the group yet?
Wudang faction-Zhang You: Mr. Zhuge, you are too unfriendly to me.
Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: Those who have successors are not qualified to stay in this group, what kind of mentality is it?What about our joke?
Wudang School-Zhang You: Mr. Zhuge is too sensitive.
Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: The mentality of those who have not passed it on so far is so bad, why?
Wudang faction-Zhang You: So Mr. Tang is also in the group?
Shensuanmen-Zhang You: Tangmen was born by himself, not the same as you.
Tangmen-Tang Feiling: If you want me to say, you all learn from Tangmen, the master’s school is the family’s family, and the successors give birth to themselves, so there will be no worries?
Magician-Ge Wangji: Bah, we are not so careless.
Tang Men-Tang Feiling: Then continue to worry~
Tangmen-Tang Feiling: [Watching a play.gif]
Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: Keke, if my calculations are correct, there may soon be a successor in Wulin.
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: Maybe our group will soon be able to change into something for the elderly to rely on!
Beggar Gang-He Shu: Seriously?
Kunlun School-He Diaoyan: Seriously?
Shi Le: Really?
Tang Men-Tang Feiling: It's not easy to blow up Master Shi.
Release Music: Amitabha Buddha
Magician-Ge Wangji: Seriously.
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: Ziwei Star hangs high in Kunlun Mountains, the change will start from the Kunlun School...
Beggar Gang-He Shu: Talking nonsense again, how long has it been since the Kunlun faction moved to Nanling Province?
Magician-Ge Wangji: If you don't know astrology, don't bb
Kunlun School - He Diaoyan: ...
……
"Alas—" He Diaoyan let out a long breath, quit WeChat, thought for a while, and opened the app of Glory of Kings, Lu Hao was indeed online.
He Diaoyan sent him a message: .
Lu Mao was so scared that he quit the game immediately.
He Diaoyan continued to be in a daze.
***
At this time, in Mai Haotian's home, in the hut opened as the office area of the online store, Lu Danti, the ninth junior sister who was on duty, suddenly shouted: "Elder brother, elder brother, come and see!"
Mai Haotian was taken aback, and leaned over with an inexplicable expression: "What's wrong?"
Lu Danti pointed to the background page of the online store on the computer screen, and was so excited that she said incoherently: "Suddenly there are a lot of orders in our store, and many products are out of stock!!!"
"Really?" Mai Haotian was taken aback. He took a closer look and found that the online store was out of stock. He was afraid that his eyes were dazzled, so he rubbed his eyes again, "What's going on?"
Their online store has been open for two years, and the sales have been half-dead. Sometimes they sell dozens of orders a month. Usually, only one person is left to take care of them. But today, somehow, the order volume has soared. Within an hour, Actually bought out everything in the store.
"Look at this." Lu Danti said, and opened the online store's chat page, which was full of customer messages, and the information was surprisingly consistent:
【Recommended by Qianqiu, I bought it】
【Okra to help me】
[I believe that the quality of the products advertised by Qiuqiu will not be too bad...]
[The wild black wolfberry is gone? 】
[Baby's picture is too hot for the eyes, if it is not for Qiuqiu's face, I really can't do it]
[Buy for Autumn and Autumn! 】
[For the sake of Qiuqiu, I don't want this hand, if I say chop it, I will chop it]
……
Lu Danti glanced at Mai Haotian questioningly, and saw that the other party was also in a daze.
Lu Danti then opened one of the conversations and asked: May I ask what Qianqiu recommended, what does it mean?
other side:? ? ?You don't know?
Opponent: [image]
When Lu Danti opened the picture, it was a screenshot of Nie Qianqiu's Weibo.
Lu Danti:! ! ! ! !
Lu Danti: "Master!! We asked Nie Qianqiu to advertise?!"
Mai Haotian looked at the Weibo screenshot and said in a daze, "No, we don't have the money to advertise..."
Lu Danti nodded: "Yes, then this is... oh, this is hugging Nie Qianqiu's thigh?!"
Mai Haotian: "Huh?"
Lu Danti's thoughts continued to diverge: "Could it be that Master moved him? Is he going to join the Kunlun School?"
Mai Haotian shook his head, and his tone was not very sure: "It's nothing, he should just... kindly help us?"
Lu Danti's eyes lit up: "I didn't expect him to be so good, I decided to follow him!"
Mai Haotian: "..."
Lu Danti thought happily: "I will find an opportunity to ask him for an autograph tomorrow. Oh, it's really a blessing to see a real person get an autograph as soon as I become a follower..."
Mai Haotian shattered her sweet dream: "Let's manage the online store first, suddenly there are so many orders, I have to be busy."
Lu Danti woke up like a dream: "Yes, yes, yes."
He said again: "Oh, this is too much, hurry up and call a few more people to help."
Mai Haotian went to contact some juniors and sisters again.
Guessing that there were enough people, Mai Haotian rushed to report the good news to Master.
***
"...Just after a rough calculation, our inventory is almost sold out, and we have to go back to Kunlun Mountain to purchase." Mai Haotian explained the situation to He Diaoyan, and said with emotion, "I didn't expect the star recommendation It’s so powerful, tonight’s wave can catch up with our five-year income.”
He Diaoyan's eyes moved: "Then I should really thank him."
Mai Haotian nodded sharply: "I want it."
He Diaoyan stood up: "Let me go and thank you."
Mai Haotian followed beside him: "I will go too."
He Diaoyan thought of something again, and asked, "Since celebrity recommendations are so effective, can we ask him to help advertise the wax gourds in Lianxi Village?"
Mai Haotian looked embarrassed: "I'm afraid it won't work. They usually charge for posting advertisements on Weibo. It's very rare to be able to help us promote it for free..."
He Diaoyan said: "Then we also pay him to advertise?"
Mai Haotian said awkwardly: "That's even more impossible..."
He Diaoyan: "?"
Mai Haotian laughed dryly: "Please, please excuse me, I heard that small stars charge hundreds of thousands for advertisements, and Nie Qianqiu is the most popular star right now..."
He Diaoyan: "... I know it as a teacher."
"Are you finally going to advertise?" A clear male voice suddenly came from the direction of the door.
He Diaoyan supported his forehead, turned around and said, "Why are you here again?"
I saw a young man pulling a suitcase standing at the gate. The man was tall and eye-catching. His complexion was slightly pale, and his eyebrows and eyes were as black as ink, especially his pair of phoenix eyes, which were as deep as the water of a lake in the night. , but there is a faint smile that makes people unable to take their eyes off.
Mai Haotian nodded and said hello: "Master Xia, hello."
"This icy Kunlun faction, only Haotian has a bit of humanity." Xia Xing felt aggrieved, straddled his long legs, and walked over.
He Diaoyan said: "Shouldn't you be harassing the Wudang faction this month? Why are you here again?"
Xia Xingjiang: "...Brother Diaoyan is using vocabulary indiscriminately again. I call it social."
He Diaoyan had a cold face: "Oh."
Xia Xingjiang took it for granted, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and asked, "What are you talking about advertising? Is the Kunlun faction rich?"
"No." Mai Haotian talked about Nie Qianqiu's help in recommending the online store, "The winter melons in Lianxi Village are seriously unsalable this year. We saw that his recommendation was so effective, so we thought it would be great if we could help push the winter melons... ..."
"But you are too embarrassed to bother him any more, aren't you?" Xia Xingjiang suddenly understood.
Mai Haotian nodded, regretfully said: "He just posted a Weibo, all the stocks in our specialty store are sold out, if only winter melon can be like this..."
Xia Xingjiang said: "Then you put a link of winter melon on it."
Mai Haotian stared: "Can it still be like this?"
Xia Xingjiang smiled and said: "Why not? Anyway, your specialty store also sells agricultural products, so the difference is not too big. You put the link of winter melon on it, and you can buy as much from the villagers as you sell. Nie Qianqiu's fans are so good at it." Buy it, maybe you can really buy up all the wax gourds in Lianxi Village."
He Diaoyan nodded thoughtfully, and said, "This is also a way."
Mai Haotian also turned his head at this time: "It makes sense, I'll do it now."
"It's different to have a star here." Xia Xingjiang sighed while watching He Diaoyan, "No, I heard that you are going to be on TV, so I came here specially to see it."
Mai Haotian said cheerfully, "Today's program is finished. If you want to watch it, come back early tomorrow morning. Master is going to teach luck."
Xia Xingjiang's eyes lit up: "Then I won't go back tonight."
He Diaoyan glared at Mai Haotian, then looked at Xia Xingjiang, and said slowly: "Xingjiang, you should stop wasting your efforts, you really can't learn martial arts."
Xia Xingjiang said unwillingly: "I don't understand. Even if I don't have the talent to learn martial arts, I can teach you. You can teach even Haotian, why can't you teach me?"
Mai Haotian: "...??"
He Diaoyan said lightly, "I don't want to waste time."
Xia Xingjiang refused to accept: "Wouldn't it be a waste of time to teach Haotian?"
Mai Haotian: "...What did I do wrong and you want to hurt me like this?"
Xia Xingjiang apologized, "Sorry, I accidentally said what was on my mind."
Mai Haotian: "...Young Master Xia, don't stay at my house tonight." After speaking, he covered his face and ran out.
Xia Xingjiang watched Mai Haotian run away, and turned his head calmly: "Then I'll stay at your place tonight."
He Diaoyan had a cold face: "There is no room left."
Xia Xingjiang: "Should I believe it or not?"
He Diaoyan was about to say that the only vacant room left in the house was temporarily assigned to Nie Qianqiu, when Mai Haotian poked his head out from the door again: "Master, Xiong Wei is looking for you."
He Diaoyan frowned, and said to Xia Xingjiang, "Hurry up and go back." He hurried out.
Xia Xingjiang made two "haha" sounds, finally got a chance to learn martial arts, it's a ghost if he can leave.
There is a room at the corner of the stairs on the second floor of He Diaoyan's house that has been vacant all year round. Every time Xia Xingjiang comes, he always stays there whenever he can. When He Diaoyan is in a bad mood, he goes to Mai Haotian's house to make do with it.
So this time, he took advantage of He Diaoyan to go out, carried the suitcase up the stairs familiarly, and pushed the door directly.
Xia Xingjiang:! ! !
naked man! ! !
The kind that shines! !
Then there is a heartwarming foot.
The author has something to say: Xia Xingjiang: ... wants to be responsible!
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: The old man watches the stars at night, and the martial arts will undergo major changes in the near future.
Beggar Gang-He Shu: The Zhuge God Stick came out to engage in superstitious activities again, there must be a typo, you mean to say there is a stool?
Tangmen-Tang Feiling: The beggar gang is as vulgar as ever.
Beggar Gang-He Shu: [I want you to manage.gif]
The Gate of Magic-Ge Wangji: Our Magic Stick Gate
Magician-Ge Wangji: Ah bah, magician never speaks blindly (civilized), I counted, and the turning point has arrived...
Beggar Gang-He Shu: Isn't it night stargazing?Why did it turn into pinching fingers again?
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: Will your beggar gang still focus on the key points! ! ! ! !
Beggar Gang-He Shu: ←_← I seem to know the root cause of the decline of the God Stick Sect...
Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: Bah, it seems that your gang of beggars is so brilliant.
Wudang faction-Zhang You: What poop?
Magician-Ge Wangji: ...
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: Why haven't you been kicked out of the group yet?
Wudang faction-Zhang You: Mr. Zhuge, you are too unfriendly to me.
Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: Those who have successors are not qualified to stay in this group, what kind of mentality is it?What about our joke?
Wudang School-Zhang You: Mr. Zhuge is too sensitive.
Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: The mentality of those who have not passed it on so far is so bad, why?
Wudang faction-Zhang You: So Mr. Tang is also in the group?
Shensuanmen-Zhang You: Tangmen was born by himself, not the same as you.
Tangmen-Tang Feiling: If you want me to say, you all learn from Tangmen, the master’s school is the family’s family, and the successors give birth to themselves, so there will be no worries?
Magician-Ge Wangji: Bah, we are not so careless.
Tang Men-Tang Feiling: Then continue to worry~
Tangmen-Tang Feiling: [Watching a play.gif]
Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: Keke, if my calculations are correct, there may soon be a successor in Wulin.
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: Maybe our group will soon be able to change into something for the elderly to rely on!
Beggar Gang-He Shu: Seriously?
Kunlun School-He Diaoyan: Seriously?
Shi Le: Really?
Tang Men-Tang Feiling: It's not easy to blow up Master Shi.
Release Music: Amitabha Buddha
Magician-Ge Wangji: Seriously.
Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: Ziwei Star hangs high in Kunlun Mountains, the change will start from the Kunlun School...
Beggar Gang-He Shu: Talking nonsense again, how long has it been since the Kunlun faction moved to Nanling Province?
Magician-Ge Wangji: If you don't know astrology, don't bb
Kunlun School - He Diaoyan: ...
……
"Alas—" He Diaoyan let out a long breath, quit WeChat, thought for a while, and opened the app of Glory of Kings, Lu Hao was indeed online.
He Diaoyan sent him a message: .
Lu Mao was so scared that he quit the game immediately.
He Diaoyan continued to be in a daze.
***
At this time, in Mai Haotian's home, in the hut opened as the office area of the online store, Lu Danti, the ninth junior sister who was on duty, suddenly shouted: "Elder brother, elder brother, come and see!"
Mai Haotian was taken aback, and leaned over with an inexplicable expression: "What's wrong?"
Lu Danti pointed to the background page of the online store on the computer screen, and was so excited that she said incoherently: "Suddenly there are a lot of orders in our store, and many products are out of stock!!!"
"Really?" Mai Haotian was taken aback. He took a closer look and found that the online store was out of stock. He was afraid that his eyes were dazzled, so he rubbed his eyes again, "What's going on?"
Their online store has been open for two years, and the sales have been half-dead. Sometimes they sell dozens of orders a month. Usually, only one person is left to take care of them. But today, somehow, the order volume has soared. Within an hour, Actually bought out everything in the store.
"Look at this." Lu Danti said, and opened the online store's chat page, which was full of customer messages, and the information was surprisingly consistent:
【Recommended by Qianqiu, I bought it】
【Okra to help me】
[I believe that the quality of the products advertised by Qiuqiu will not be too bad...]
[The wild black wolfberry is gone? 】
[Baby's picture is too hot for the eyes, if it is not for Qiuqiu's face, I really can't do it]
[Buy for Autumn and Autumn! 】
[For the sake of Qiuqiu, I don't want this hand, if I say chop it, I will chop it]
……
Lu Danti glanced at Mai Haotian questioningly, and saw that the other party was also in a daze.
Lu Danti then opened one of the conversations and asked: May I ask what Qianqiu recommended, what does it mean?
other side:? ? ?You don't know?
Opponent: [image]
When Lu Danti opened the picture, it was a screenshot of Nie Qianqiu's Weibo.
Lu Danti:! ! ! ! !
Lu Danti: "Master!! We asked Nie Qianqiu to advertise?!"
Mai Haotian looked at the Weibo screenshot and said in a daze, "No, we don't have the money to advertise..."
Lu Danti nodded: "Yes, then this is... oh, this is hugging Nie Qianqiu's thigh?!"
Mai Haotian: "Huh?"
Lu Danti's thoughts continued to diverge: "Could it be that Master moved him? Is he going to join the Kunlun School?"
Mai Haotian shook his head, and his tone was not very sure: "It's nothing, he should just... kindly help us?"
Lu Danti's eyes lit up: "I didn't expect him to be so good, I decided to follow him!"
Mai Haotian: "..."
Lu Danti thought happily: "I will find an opportunity to ask him for an autograph tomorrow. Oh, it's really a blessing to see a real person get an autograph as soon as I become a follower..."
Mai Haotian shattered her sweet dream: "Let's manage the online store first, suddenly there are so many orders, I have to be busy."
Lu Danti woke up like a dream: "Yes, yes, yes."
He said again: "Oh, this is too much, hurry up and call a few more people to help."
Mai Haotian went to contact some juniors and sisters again.
Guessing that there were enough people, Mai Haotian rushed to report the good news to Master.
***
"...Just after a rough calculation, our inventory is almost sold out, and we have to go back to Kunlun Mountain to purchase." Mai Haotian explained the situation to He Diaoyan, and said with emotion, "I didn't expect the star recommendation It’s so powerful, tonight’s wave can catch up with our five-year income.”
He Diaoyan's eyes moved: "Then I should really thank him."
Mai Haotian nodded sharply: "I want it."
He Diaoyan stood up: "Let me go and thank you."
Mai Haotian followed beside him: "I will go too."
He Diaoyan thought of something again, and asked, "Since celebrity recommendations are so effective, can we ask him to help advertise the wax gourds in Lianxi Village?"
Mai Haotian looked embarrassed: "I'm afraid it won't work. They usually charge for posting advertisements on Weibo. It's very rare to be able to help us promote it for free..."
He Diaoyan said: "Then we also pay him to advertise?"
Mai Haotian said awkwardly: "That's even more impossible..."
He Diaoyan: "?"
Mai Haotian laughed dryly: "Please, please excuse me, I heard that small stars charge hundreds of thousands for advertisements, and Nie Qianqiu is the most popular star right now..."
He Diaoyan: "... I know it as a teacher."
"Are you finally going to advertise?" A clear male voice suddenly came from the direction of the door.
He Diaoyan supported his forehead, turned around and said, "Why are you here again?"
I saw a young man pulling a suitcase standing at the gate. The man was tall and eye-catching. His complexion was slightly pale, and his eyebrows and eyes were as black as ink, especially his pair of phoenix eyes, which were as deep as the water of a lake in the night. , but there is a faint smile that makes people unable to take their eyes off.
Mai Haotian nodded and said hello: "Master Xia, hello."
"This icy Kunlun faction, only Haotian has a bit of humanity." Xia Xing felt aggrieved, straddled his long legs, and walked over.
He Diaoyan said: "Shouldn't you be harassing the Wudang faction this month? Why are you here again?"
Xia Xingjiang: "...Brother Diaoyan is using vocabulary indiscriminately again. I call it social."
He Diaoyan had a cold face: "Oh."
Xia Xingjiang took it for granted, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and asked, "What are you talking about advertising? Is the Kunlun faction rich?"
"No." Mai Haotian talked about Nie Qianqiu's help in recommending the online store, "The winter melons in Lianxi Village are seriously unsalable this year. We saw that his recommendation was so effective, so we thought it would be great if we could help push the winter melons... ..."
"But you are too embarrassed to bother him any more, aren't you?" Xia Xingjiang suddenly understood.
Mai Haotian nodded, regretfully said: "He just posted a Weibo, all the stocks in our specialty store are sold out, if only winter melon can be like this..."
Xia Xingjiang said: "Then you put a link of winter melon on it."
Mai Haotian stared: "Can it still be like this?"
Xia Xingjiang smiled and said: "Why not? Anyway, your specialty store also sells agricultural products, so the difference is not too big. You put the link of winter melon on it, and you can buy as much from the villagers as you sell. Nie Qianqiu's fans are so good at it." Buy it, maybe you can really buy up all the wax gourds in Lianxi Village."
He Diaoyan nodded thoughtfully, and said, "This is also a way."
Mai Haotian also turned his head at this time: "It makes sense, I'll do it now."
"It's different to have a star here." Xia Xingjiang sighed while watching He Diaoyan, "No, I heard that you are going to be on TV, so I came here specially to see it."
Mai Haotian said cheerfully, "Today's program is finished. If you want to watch it, come back early tomorrow morning. Master is going to teach luck."
Xia Xingjiang's eyes lit up: "Then I won't go back tonight."
He Diaoyan glared at Mai Haotian, then looked at Xia Xingjiang, and said slowly: "Xingjiang, you should stop wasting your efforts, you really can't learn martial arts."
Xia Xingjiang said unwillingly: "I don't understand. Even if I don't have the talent to learn martial arts, I can teach you. You can teach even Haotian, why can't you teach me?"
Mai Haotian: "...??"
He Diaoyan said lightly, "I don't want to waste time."
Xia Xingjiang refused to accept: "Wouldn't it be a waste of time to teach Haotian?"
Mai Haotian: "...What did I do wrong and you want to hurt me like this?"
Xia Xingjiang apologized, "Sorry, I accidentally said what was on my mind."
Mai Haotian: "...Young Master Xia, don't stay at my house tonight." After speaking, he covered his face and ran out.
Xia Xingjiang watched Mai Haotian run away, and turned his head calmly: "Then I'll stay at your place tonight."
He Diaoyan had a cold face: "There is no room left."
Xia Xingjiang: "Should I believe it or not?"
He Diaoyan was about to say that the only vacant room left in the house was temporarily assigned to Nie Qianqiu, when Mai Haotian poked his head out from the door again: "Master, Xiong Wei is looking for you."
He Diaoyan frowned, and said to Xia Xingjiang, "Hurry up and go back." He hurried out.
Xia Xingjiang made two "haha" sounds, finally got a chance to learn martial arts, it's a ghost if he can leave.
There is a room at the corner of the stairs on the second floor of He Diaoyan's house that has been vacant all year round. Every time Xia Xingjiang comes, he always stays there whenever he can. When He Diaoyan is in a bad mood, he goes to Mai Haotian's house to make do with it.
So this time, he took advantage of He Diaoyan to go out, carried the suitcase up the stairs familiarly, and pushed the door directly.
Xia Xingjiang:! ! !
naked man! ! !
The kind that shines! !
Then there is a heartwarming foot.
The author has something to say: Xia Xingjiang: ... wants to be responsible!
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